Beer Bay

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Beer Bay
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The water has a strange toxic effect to animals that dare enter it.
Description A Beer-colored, yet poisonous, bay


In Beerburgh's early days the town was faced with a problem. A lot of the people living there were unpleasant and became violent when they were drunk. They were ruining it for the people who wanted to be peaceful and drunk. The ordinary citizens began to give up drinking in order to show that they were not involved with the unpleasant thugs.

In order to get rid of the thugs the council invented a rumour about a bay in the islands near Los Adminos, in which instead of water there was beer. There was a mass emigration from Beerburgh as hundreds of the thugs clubbed together to buy a ship, and sailed down the Mainstream to the sea.

When they arrived at a bay, they saw to their delight that the water was indeed the colour of beer. Unfortunately, they discovered it was not beer, but a poisonous sludge created by pollution. All the thugs were killed a few days after they drank the 'beer'.

The name Beer Bay stuck and the citizens of Beerburgh started drinking again.


The water has the colour of beer but shouldn't be drunk. The sand on the beach of the bay is bleached white by the acidic sludge and fish skeletons have washed up all over it.


Beer Bay is located in the Sacred Archipelago, in the Qu'tox Ocean.

Territories and Landmarks
B-Trees Forest • The Battle Hamster Farm • Beer Bay • Blood-Curdling Stream • Blue Portal Lagoon • Brain Slugs Farm • Brokeback Knoll • Cave of the Weak-Witted Oracle • The Cavern of Dwarves' Glory • The Cliff of The Lonely Hero • Cliff of Unrequited Love • The Close Encounters of the Third Kind Hill • Desert of Former Alkies • Divine Lake • Eastern Magmatic Plumules • Field of Special Magic • Forgotten Woods • Fountain of Youth • Graveyard of the Chosen Ones • Great Lava Desert of Trogh • Hypergiant Delta • Jagged Peaks • Lake of Maiden's Tears • Limestone Labyrinth • The Land of Landmarks • Little-big pond • Lost paradise • Low Gravity Plains • Mainstream • Meadows of Eternal Tranquility • Meadow of Everlastingnight • Milestone 554 • Oasis of Deadman's Hand • OnePricedWood • Passage of the Last Man Lying • Pathway of Lemmings • Plateau of Low Gravity • Platonic Woodland • Qu'tox Ocean • Radiostagnant Pits • River Amp • River Kraktor • River Stinks • Sacred Archipelago • Silly Cone Valley • Sleepless Hollow • The Spring of Eternal Senility • Strawberry Fields • Swamp of Missed Kamikazes • The Valley of the Blind • The Valley of Lost Hopes • Trans-Astral Highway • Triffids' Valley • Vector Field • Wastelands of Insomnia • Watering Hole • World's Apex • Yggdrasil