Bald Eagle Scout

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Monsters of Godville
Bald Eagle Scout
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Class Humanoid
Habitat Usually found in front of a Godville market
Description Very smart but deranged humans

The Bald Eagle Scouts are incredibly skilled individuals cursed with a genetic disease that makes it impossible to grow hair.

A Bald Eagle Scout has one thing on his mind at all times. Sell as many boxes of Bald Eagle Scout cookies to pay for a membership to the Hair Club for Bald Eagle Scouts. Bald Eagle Scouts will cheat, lie and steal in order to accomplish his/her agenda. This usually involves killing any hero that doesn't buy cookies often. Most Bald Eagle Scouts , male and female, are bald but some have a really pointy long nose which they use in battle.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Highly skilled individuals
  • Powerful beaks
  • Determined and ruthless
  • Is prepared for any attack. Is prepared for anything. Is always prepared.
  • Physically strong
  • Mentally awake
  • Clean

Weaknesses

  • Will run off from a fight if it sees an old lady crossing the street
  • Very courteous; will let the hero make the first strike
  • Disarming it of its multi-tooled knife will greatly reduce its attacking power
  • Always tries to document everything so that it can get "a badge for it"
  • Very morally straight