Monsters of Godville| Autoexec Bat |
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Ipso Facto Exequi Vespertilionidae |
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| Class |
Bat |
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| Habitat |
Caves & Hard Drives |
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| Description |
It's automatically a bat |
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The Autoexec Bat (Ipso Facto Exequi Vespertilionidae) is a monster that was designed to be a bat, is always a bat, and will never not be a bat. It starts being a bat automatically without any specialized education or training on how to do it.
Attributes
Strengths
- Is automatic, so can slow down or speed up without a clutch
- Is a bat, so it can fly and moves quickly
- Has sonar capability and can see in the dark
Weaknesses
- Is only an exec file, so has to use the public restroom like the rest of its coworkers
- Cannot hit a baseball, it's not that kind of bat
- It is primarily weak to text editors
