Alter Eagle

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Monsters of Godville
Alter Eagle
Aquila Pseudonyma
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The Alter Eagle (Aquila Pseudonyma) is a monster in Godville famed for it’s habit of swooping on unsuspecting, and fashionably dressed individuals and altering their appearance by invariably pooping on them. Even at a height of three thousand feet it can drop feces on a button the size of a dime.

Contrary to popular belief the Alter Eagle never screeches, favoring instead a rather disapproving and shrill ‘cawk’ vaguely reminiscent of a mother’s disappointment to all who hear it.

It’s feathers are highly sought for their fashion and trend altering properties and for their performance as alt-writing quills.

Birds
Aves
Majora Ducktator • Quasidodo
Domestica Ballpoint Penguin • Robber Chicken
Accipitridae Alter Eagle • Bald Eagle Scout • Desert Eagle • Déjà-Vulture • Faux Hawk • Hawktopus • Illeagle • Vegetarian Vulture
Anatidae Asparagoose • Lame Duck • Moby Duck • Peking Duck • Poltergoose • Rubber Duckie • Silly Goose • Sitting Duck • Teraducktyl
Columbidae Boxing Dove • Harrier Pigeon • Stool Pigeon • Tae Kwon Dodo
Corvidae Crowbard • Deep Crow • Quid Pro Crow • Scared Crow • Velcrow
Muscicapidae Knighting Gale • Lightningale
Phasianidae Chicken in a Guy Suit • Cold Turkey • Cyborganic Chicken • Fabergé Chicken • Headless Chicken • Heedless Chicken • Henforcer • Hentaur • Jaywalking Chicken • Kung Pow Chicken • Robot Chicken • Spring Chicken • Terror-aki Chicken
Spheniscidae Acid-breathing Penguin • Monocled Penguin
Aves incertae sedis Albatrocity • Arctic Firebird • Autoparrot • Binary Canary • Bird of Paradise • Bird of Pray • Early Bird • Flamingo Dancer • Foul Fowl • Jacked Sparrow • Jurassic Lark • Low-flying Ostrich • Main Square Parrot • Millennium Falcon • ORLY Owl • Parrot Trooper • Preemptive Shrike • Punk Flamingo • Repelican • Superb Owl • Supersonic Woodpecker • Technical Fowl • Tequila Mockingbird • Tweeting Bird