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The Alter Eagle (Aquila Pseudonyma) is a monster in Godville famed for it’s habit of swooping on unsuspecting, and fashionably dressed individuals and altering their appearance by invariably pooping on them. Even at a height of three thousand feet it can drop feces on a button the size of a dime.
Contrary to popular belief the Alter Eagle never screeches, favoring instead a rather disapproving and shrill ‘cawk’ vaguely reminiscent of a mother’s disappointment to all who hear it.
It’s feathers are highly sought for their fashion and trend altering properties and for their performance as alt-writing quills.