10,000 Monster Maniacs

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10,000 Monster Maniacs is a guild that has determined that all monsters, both good and bad, are the reason for one's existence. That and beer, beer and ale is always required for any activity. The guild's goal is to study and document all existing and non-existing monsters. 10,000 Monster Maniacs is a strict guild only allowing a maximum number of 10,000 members at any one time.

Members regularly meet on Mondays or Tuesdays except when they meet on Thursdays but not before meeting Wednesday to plan Friday's mandatory meet.

Topics often include the favorite flavor of beer for the week, the monster that is best for the month, then what flavor of beer go best with each variety of monster meat.

Pets are allowed in the halls. Members are encouraged to shun those that decide not to bring a monster friend.

The guild has many homes, rooms, and special areas just for friendly monsters to reside. Many of the monsters guard the guild from intruders and unfriendly creatures. There are special tunnels and caves in the basement often use for storing ale, beer, and other such necessities. The most notorious monsters residing there are the 'Tunnel Snakes' that often harasses heroes and heroines claiming they rule the underground. They are harmless for the most part unless encouraged to attack.