VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE
This is a very new feature to Harvest Moon
, and we want to make it awesome for you, our awesome guildies. That being said, we need a title for this great, weekly paper. Here are your choices:
- Mooner Times
- Harvest Gazette
- The Weekly Phase
- The Weekly Moonie
- The Crimson Record
- Horrorville Times
- Dark Tales of the Moon
- Weekly Scream
- The Full Moon
- The Weekly Harvest
Harvest Moon Elite
|HM Represents in the next ToC
|The Tournament of Champions is hosted by Harvest Moon and our guild allies and friends. This time the 2nd ToC is taking a page from the hunger games and taking two heroes from eight seperate guilds and fighting till one is left standing. JmfC 庙畜 and God of Tasty 庙畜 will be representing Harvest Moon in the next Tournament of Champions! HM has yet to bring home this award, but this time we have spiked the well water at all the other guild halls and tampered with their weapons. Honor to HM and may the odds ever be in our favor...
Get To Know a Diety
|Here we sit down weekly with a Harvest Moon warrior and find out what make them tick. This week's guest is Syrocko 庙畜
- Q: What is your favorite salty snack?
- A: German pretzel rolls with blue cheese.
- Q: What are your hero's marketable skills?
- A: Self cloning has gotta be lucrative if he puts his clones to work!
- Q: What color underwear are you wearing?
- A: Seriously? Okay, it's black.
- Q: Do you get emotional using Encourage when in times of crisis?
- A: Sometimes I do, yep. Most of the time I'll do just about anything to avoid it!
If you have a burning question for Harvest Moon's Dieties, please submit them to the staff. Thank you!
|"Membership dues are way behind this quarter. Don't forget to send your credit card and/or bank account information to Bellatrixie The Strange. Charges are accepted in lieu of cash."
Famous HM Heroes This Week
|#661 GODVILLE TIMES Day 898 g.e.
|Fyurie - 51st-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “(┌・。・)┌ ~~☾☾”, stands at the 28th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Kyrin 庙 . The heroine has no distinctive features to date; however, she promises to get some before her next appearance.
|Fallenfairy - 14th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Mwahaha *cough* *cough*”, stands at the 140th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Darkerhero . She was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during her youth.
|#662 GODVILLE TIMES Day 899 g.e.
|Yenke - 60th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Fell deeds awake!”, stands at the 121st position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Biran 庙 . We've had many reports that a Grand Theft Automaton has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.
|#665 GODVILLE TIMES Day 902 g.e.
|Attila The Warrior - 65th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Veni, vidi, vici!”, stands at the 37th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Th3 D3str013r 庙畜 . He always wanted to take a trip down memory lane, but never found the time.
|Selling Evil Since Day 898 g.e.
|Wanted: Seventeen puppies. Preferably fluffy. Contact 1-800-GODDESS for information. Will pay in kitty sammiches.
|FOR SALE: Vintage rack, CLEAN, low mileage, one owner, in excellent condition. 20,000/OBO. Call 1-888-TORTURE.
|Minion wasting your post-temple gold on booze and useless skills? We offer retirement planning for every stage of life. Initial free consultation. Call 555-GOLD and start planning today!
Doctor Franks Advice Corner
|Dear Dr. Frank,
I've got this great temple but only one worshiper, so I told my hero to go forth and multiply, but he can't seem to get any dates. What should I do?
Congregation of One
|Dear Solo Aggregation,
You're not alone in your... aggravation! Many God/desses find themselves reduced to... self-adulation to make up for the short-comings of their congregation. Maybe try redecorating? With a little Feng Shui your empty temple could feel like there's more people there! Throw some miracles around and spice things up a bit! Either way, I've no doubt you'll soon be seeing multitudes of pilgrims on the steps of your glorious temple.
|No question is too great or too small! Submit your questions for Doctor Frank-n-furter to the staff.