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VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE  This is a very new feature to Harvest Moon, and we want to make it awesome for you, our awesome guildies. That being said, we need a title for this great, weekly paper. Here are your choices: Mooner Times Harvest Gazette The Weekly Phase The Weekly Moonie The Crimson Record Horrorville Times Dark Tales of the Moon Weekly Scream Harvest Moon Elite  HM Represents in the next ToC JmfC 庙畜  and God of Tasty 庙畜  will be representing Harvest Moon in the next Tournament of Champions! HM has yet to bring home this award, but this time we have spiked the well water at all the other guild halls and tampered with their weapons. Honor to HM and may the odds ever be in our favor... VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE Section 3 VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE Section 4

Famous HM Heroes This Week  #661 GODVILLE TIMES Day 898 g.e. Fyurie - 51st-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “(┌・。・)┌ ~~☾☾”, stands at the 28th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Kyrin 庙 . The heroine has no distinctive features to date; however, she promises to get some before her next appearance. Fallenfairy - 14th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Mwahaha *cough* *cough*”, stands at the 140th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Darkerhero  . She was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during her youth. #662 GODVILLE TIMES Day 899 g.e. Yenke - 60th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Fell deeds awake!”, stands at the 121st position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Biran 庙 . We've had many reports that a Grand Theft Automaton has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter. Classifieds  Selling Evil Since Day 898 g.e. Wanted: Seventeen puppies. Preferably fluffy. Contact 1-800-GODDESS for information. Will pay in kitty sammiches. FOR SALE: Vintage rack, CLEAN, low mileage, one owner, in excellent condition. 20,000/OBO. Call 1-888-TORTURE. Minion wasting your post-temple gold on booze and useless skills? We offer retirement planning for every stage of life. Initial free consultation. Call 555-GOLD and start planning today!

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