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Etna vs. Xzzwxs

Fought on: 2012-12-14 16:24 GMT

Decided in: 25 steps

Duel Type: Arena

Victor: Xzzwxs

Fight journal (step 25)

Greeting
16:24 Shouting “Semper ubi sub ubi! ☾” Mare welcomes her opponent. Post-it idly responds with “Gummint is here to help” and the duel begins!

Step 1
16:25 Post-it stood his ground as best as he could against Mare's nose picking technique, but the damage was done.

Step 2
16:26 Post-it tried to use his “rail-bending” skill, but ended up twisting himself into a pretzel. Mare laughed so hard she cracked a rib.

Step 3
16:26 Post-it complained about the high prices his dentist charges. Mare removed a tooth for free.

Step 4
16:27 Post-it was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.
16:27: A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Pour acid on your wounds, cover with powdered iodine and bake for 10 minutes until well-done.”
16:27 Xzzwxs sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Mare caught it neatly in a tender spot.
16:27 The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: “hear my voice and strike with a kick and a hit.”
16:27 →Obeying the order sent from above, Post-it gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.

16:27 Post-it gave a moving speech. The crowd pelted his opponent with tomatoes.


Step 5
16:28 The sky lit up, and there was a deafening thunderclap. No flash photography, Etna!
16:28 The scoreboard suddenly malfunctioned and showed the text: “Pour acid on your wounds, cover with powdered iodine and bake for 10 minutes until well-done.”
16:28 Xzzwxs suddenly let loose a toxic cloud over the field. Mare, along with a few observers, were mercilessly choked while Post-it cluelessly wondered what all the fuss was about.
16:28 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “heal damn you. heal your wounds now and rest.”
16:28 The heroes agreed not to hit each other below the belt. Post-it wore his belt as a crown. Mare flipped him upside down, and punched some health out of his entire body.

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