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:16:28 The heroes agreed not to hit each other below the belt. Post-it wore his belt as a crown. Mare flipped him upside down, and punched some health out of his entire body.
 
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:16:29 <font color=darkblue>Mare grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of her goddess closes her wounds before Post-it's eyes.</font>
  
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:16:29 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Pour acid on your wounds, cover with powdered iodine and bake for 10 minutes until well-done.”</font>
  
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:16:29 <font color=darkred>Post-it suddenly turned green and increased dramatically in size, before yelling “Post-it smash!” and tossing Mare around like a rag doll. Xzzwxs seems to have been responsible for the gamma radiation.</font>
  
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:16:29 <font color=darkred>A voice came from somewhere above: “heal damn you. heal your wounds now and rest.”</font>
  
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:16:29 &rarr;<font color=darkred>Inspired by the support from above, Post-it strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.</font>
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:16:29 Post-it landed an unobtrusive kick with his left foot into Mare's right ear, knocking her to the ground into an upside-down butterfly pose.
 
 
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:16:30 <font color=darkblue>A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Mare's spirit is lifted knowing that her goddess is around. Post-it is horrified... Xzzwxs, where are you?</font>
  
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:16:30 <font color=darkblue>Cheerleaders cartwheeled onto the field, formed a human pyramid, and yelled: “Pour acid on your wounds, cover with powdered iodine and bake for 10 minutes until well-done.”</font>
 
 
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:16:30 &rarr;<font color=darkblue>Compelled by unseen forces, Mare carefully applied leeches to the worst of her wounds.</font>
  
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:16:30 <font color= #CC1100>A plague of locusts swarmed into the battlefield and descended upon both opponents, who fought them off only after sustaining considerable damage. Looks like no one is immune to Xzzwxs's wrath.</font>
  
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:16:30 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “hear my voice and strike with a kick and a hit.”</font>
  
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:16:30 &rarr;<font color=darkred>Feeling the presence of his god, Post-it rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.</font>
  
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:16:30 Mare hit her rival in the ear. Post-it was dazed and fell flat on his face.
 
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:16:31 <font color=darkblue>A swarm of butterflies swoops down on the battlefield and surrounds Mare. The breeze stirring from their wings refreshes the heroine and heals her wounds. Etna is feeling tranquil today.</font>
  
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:16:31 <font color=darkblue>The scoreboard suddenly malfunctioned and showed the text: “Pour acid on your wounds, cover with powdered iodine and bake for 10 minutes until well-done.” </font>
  
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:16:31 <font color=darkred>Post-it's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.</font>
  
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:16:31 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “hear my voice and strike with a kick and a hit.”</font>
  
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:16:31 Mare calls the opponent's god names. Post-it is so incensed that he lands a scorching blow without divine intervention.
 
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Latest revision as of 18:15, 14 December 2012

Etna vs. Xzzwxs

Fought on: 2012-12-14 16:24 GMT

Decided in: 25 steps

Duel Type: Arena

Victor: Xzzwxs

Fight journal (step 25)

Greeting
16:24 Shouting “Semper ubi sub ubi! ☾” Mare welcomes her opponent. Post-it idly responds with “Gummint is here to help” and the duel begins!

Step 1
16:25 Post-it stood his ground as best as he could against Mare's nose picking technique, but the damage was done.

Step 2
16:26 Post-it tried to use his “rail-bending” skill, but ended up twisting himself into a pretzel. Mare laughed so hard she cracked a rib.

Step 3
16:26 Post-it complained about the high prices his dentist charges. Mare removed a tooth for free.

Step 4
16:27 Post-it was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.
16:27: A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Pour acid on your wounds, cover with powdered iodine and bake for 10 minutes until well-done.”
16:27 Xzzwxs sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Mare caught it neatly in a tender spot.
16:27 The judge's eyes suddenly rolled into the back of his head and he screamed: “hear my voice and strike with a kick and a hit.”
16:27 →Obeying the order sent from above, Post-it gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.

16:27 Post-it gave a moving speech. The crowd pelted his opponent with tomatoes.


Step 5
16:28 The sky lit up, and there was a deafening thunderclap. No flash photography, Etna!
16:28 The scoreboard suddenly malfunctioned and showed the text: “Pour acid on your wounds, cover with powdered iodine and bake for 10 minutes until well-done.”
16:28 Xzzwxs suddenly let loose a toxic cloud over the field. Mare, along with a few observers, were mercilessly choked while Post-it cluelessly wondered what all the fuss was about.
16:28 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “heal damn you. heal your wounds now and rest.”
16:28 The heroes agreed not to hit each other below the belt. Post-it wore his belt as a crown. Mare flipped him upside down, and punched some health out of his entire body.

Step 6
16:29 Mare grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of her goddess closes her wounds before Post-it's eyes.
16:29 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Pour acid on your wounds, cover with powdered iodine and bake for 10 minutes until well-done.”
16:29 Post-it suddenly turned green and increased dramatically in size, before yelling “Post-it smash!” and tossing Mare around like a rag doll. Xzzwxs seems to have been responsible for the gamma radiation.
16:29 A voice came from somewhere above: “heal damn you. heal your wounds now and rest.”
16:29 →Inspired by the support from above, Post-it strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.
16:29 Post-it landed an unobtrusive kick with his left foot into Mare's right ear, knocking her to the ground into an upside-down butterfly pose.

Step 7
16:30 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Mare's spirit is lifted knowing that her goddess is around. Post-it is horrified... Xzzwxs, where are you?
16:30 Cheerleaders cartwheeled onto the field, formed a human pyramid, and yelled: “Pour acid on your wounds, cover with powdered iodine and bake for 10 minutes until well-done.”
16:30 →Compelled by unseen forces, Mare carefully applied leeches to the worst of her wounds.
16:30 A plague of locusts swarmed into the battlefield and descended upon both opponents, who fought them off only after sustaining considerable damage. Looks like no one is immune to Xzzwxs's wrath.
16:30 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “hear my voice and strike with a kick and a hit.”
16:30 →Feeling the presence of his god, Post-it rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.
16:30 Mare hit her rival in the ear. Post-it was dazed and fell flat on his face.

Step 8
16:31 A swarm of butterflies swoops down on the battlefield and surrounds Mare. The breeze stirring from their wings refreshes the heroine and heals her wounds. Etna is feeling tranquil today.
16:31 The scoreboard suddenly malfunctioned and showed the text: “Pour acid on your wounds, cover with powdered iodine and bake for 10 minutes until well-done.”
16:31 Post-it's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.
16:31 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “hear my voice and strike with a kick and a hit.”
16:31 Mare calls the opponent's god names. Post-it is so incensed that he lands a scorching blow without divine intervention.

To be continued...