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{{usergod
 
{{usergod
 
| gender = female
 
| gender = female
| personality = easily bored
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| personality = easily bored, easily amused
 
| heroine = Pro Tagonist
 
| heroine = Pro Tagonist
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| motto = Like OhMG Totally, Fer Sure!
 
| guild = Guild by Association
 
| guild = Guild by Association
 
| position = Guild Founder
 
| position = Guild Founder
 
}}
 
}}
  
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Hobbies include crunching data about her heroine and [[Guild by Association]] (which she founded), some of which is shared below:
  
=Memorable diary entries by Pro Tagonist=
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= Crunchy Data =
Since level 18
 
==Level 20==
 
===5/22/2011===
 
* 21:20: Well done, clever rocky raccoon! He stopped, dug into the ground and found 196 coins. I'll use it to buy him a mobile kennel and some tasty treats.
 
* 18:34: Almost went crazy trying to catch a strange moving red dot.
 
* 17:27: Attaching recently buttered toast to the bottom of my sandals afforded me the power of levitation. Unfortunately, it didn't last long.
 
* 17:22: A glowing fairy came along shouting 'HEY, LISTEN!'. I swatted it out of the air.
 
* 17:22: Found a new quest written on the billboard near the town hall: learn to fly superhero style, fist-first.
 
* 17:18: Woke up looking at the sunrise, wondering who stole my tent while I was sleeping.
 
* 17:16: I just woke up in the middle of the street with some little kid poking me with a stick. He said I was snoring...
 
* 17:11: Note to self: should avoid useless entries in my diary.
 
* 16:26: I've managed to count the nails in the third front horseshoe of Sleipnir somehow. Found a chest full of money. Gonna drink heavily.
 
* 16:26: Received a nice black eye while examining the horse shoe. I've written down another rule - never bother unknown horses.
 
* 16:13: Hooray! I've reached level 20!
 
==Level 19==
 
===5/22/2011===
 
* 14:58: It turns out that a rocky raccoon sure can come in handy! Who knew they were so good at fetching beers?
 
* 14:46: Lost 220 coins gambling in the local tavern. At least this time I kept my pants!
 
* 14:42: A man told me I'd be twice as smart if I was half as smart as I thought I was. Hmm...
 
* 13:07: Sneezy snorts disdainfully and laughs at my futile attempts to count the nails in the third front horseshoe of Sleipnir. Now he is making faces at me. If you think it's so easy, why don't you do it yourself, you silly rocky raccoon?
 
* 12:21: Sensing my bad mood, Sneezy deftly tickled me with his whiskers. I feel a little better already.
 
* 12:16: Oops, I think I accidentally just took a vow of science. Guess I should've paid more attention in spelling class.
 
* 11:58: It seems that Sneezy just tried to use the “awkward silence” skill. Of course he failed. What a noob.
 
* 11:34: Stopped to feed and groom my pet. Sneezy purred excitedly in anticipation of the combing.
 
===5/21/2011===
 
* 22:15: Sneezy growled at the trader. The trader swallowed nervously and gave us a generous discount.
 
* 20:41: I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid that it wouldn't help me.
 
* 08:11: Sneezy suddenly stood to attention and purred. Then he rushed into the bushes and pulled out an IQ degenerator. What a clever pet!
 
* 08:11: Felt a burning desire to disassemble the mystery box. Found a notarized document inside stating that I've died fewer times than I thought. Nice.
 
* 19:46: Sneezy snorts disdainfully and laughs at my futile attempts to determine the terminal airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. Now he is making snickering noises. If you think it's so easy, why don't you do it yourself, you silly rocky raccoon?
 
* 19:36: Taught my pet to perform some simple tricks. It seems that Sneezy has already mastered the “Sleep” command.
 
* 17:12: Took time out from my busy schedule of death and destruction for a spot of knitting.
 
* 17:09: Baffled by the strange clicking noises coming from the heavens.
 
* 17:01: Walked into a bar... That's going to leave a bruise.
 
* 16:53: I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
 
* 16:39: Silly rocky raccoon got under my feet, and I almost stepped right on him. Sneezy, don't get on my nerves!
 
* 16:41: Arrogantly shoved aside the guild newbies on my way to the doctor's office. Restored a decent part of my health bar.
 
** (just noticed I've been promoted from master of my Guild to "chief master")
 
* 16:35: Participated in a banana-throwing contest with the local monkeys. Now I'm “fruited up” beyond all recognition.
 
* 16:32: Spent a few hours staring into the abyss. Had the eerie sensation of being watched.
 
* 16:23: Pondered free will for a moment, then decided not to pursue it.
 
* 15:47: Sneezy came closer and started licking my wounds. Suddenly I felt better, even without all these doctors and their huge syringes.
 
* 15:41: Sneezy cuddled up to my bruise and calmingly purred. Suddenly I felt a little bit better.
 
* 15:37: Hopkinton Rhubarb III took the monster aside, giving me plenty of time to get away. Don't worry Vorpal Wabbit, I'll get you next time!
 
* 15:36: Felt itchy. Scratched.
 
* 15:32: Sneezy buried the "Watchmen" guild membership card that he found. Is that his way of showing contempt for that guild?
 
* 15:27: Participated in a banana-throwing contest with the local monkeys. Now I'm "fruited up" beyond all recognition.
 
* 14:39: Sneezy wagged his tail and looked fondly at my alchemical transmuter. I went ahead and gave it to him. Let the brute play.
 
* 14:39: With one clean blow, the Unicorndog was sent on its final journey. I searched its lifeless body and found 12 coins and an alchemical transmuter.
 
* 14:35: Crazy scientists have given me another quest: determine the terminal airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
 
* 14:04: Silly rocky raccoon got under my feet, and I almost stepped right on him. That would have ended badly.)
 
* 14:02: Hope that I won't have to journey there and back again again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
 
** (Quest Complete)
 
* 14:02: I've returned to the spot where I began my journey at, only to find out that nothing had changed.
 
* 13:49: I just saw the violence inherent in the system.
 
* 13:44: I was just wondering... As a hero, am I supposed to have a secret identity or something? Oh, and maybe I should get a costume. I'll look great in tights!
 
* 13:36: I suppose this is a good place to journey there and back again. Let's go!
 
** (unfortunately, my quest is only 96% complete)
 
* 13:35: A wandering monk saw my pet and said something about training, carrots and sticks... Sneezy became anxious. I wonder why?
 
* 13:21: Waited for the quest to complete itself, but nothing happened. Darn it.
 
* 13:18: Sneezy knocked over some candles in the temple. What a clumsy oaf! We hid behind a curtain and watched as a priest put out the flames with some holy water from a basin. Don’t worry, my Lady, it was a public temple and they don’t pray to you anyway...
 
* 13:16: Sneezy tossed 11 gold coins into the donations cup. I wonder where he got that money? Oh well, it’s not important. To your glory, my Lady!
 
* 12:40: I was walking along a path when I noticed a long trail of wilted flowers behind me... I believe it's time I took a bath.
 
* 11:33: There were red-inked corrections in my diary when I woke up. Was that you my goddess, or did I become smarter in my sleep?
 
* 09:38: Sometimes I feel that life is an endless series of quests.
 
* 09:35: Lady, I have you and Sneezy, but why do I still feel like something's missing from my life?
 
* 09:31: Sneezy sat aside to watch my epic battle with the monster. You're so worthless, rocky raccoon.
 
* 09:30: Saw a big red dot on the ground. Next to it were the words, 'You are here'. Well, duh!
 
===5/20/2011===
 
* 21:39: It seems that Sneezy just tried to use the "liana-eyebrows" skill. Of course he failed. What a noob.
 
* 14:32: I flung a gold coin into the monster's eye, bursting its eyeball. Eeewww.
 
* 14:17: I suppose this is a good place to boldly go where no one has gone before. Let's go!
 
** ''(42% of quest completed; that's a nice number, but I don't think I've found the right place yet.)''
 
* 13:13: Hmm, where did Sneezy get a periodic table cloth? I tried to take it away, but he scratched me. Bad rocky raccoon!
 
* 13:01: In the wallet of the Identified Flying Object, killed by my hand, I found photos of its kids! What have I done? Anyway, the EXP boost was nice and now I'm hungry for more!
 
* 12:55: Feeling butterflies in my stomach. I guess eating caterpillars was a bad idea.
 
* 12:15: Saw a platypus scuttle by. Great One, I like your sense of humor.
 
* 12:01: Great goddess, I feel a sudden urge to sacrifice 43 gold coins to you!
 
* 12:01: Sneezy suddenly got a very surprised look on his face and mumbled something that sounded like: 'Sacrifice and pray.'. Hmm, I thought he was kind of non-talking.
 
* 09:23: Heard someone shouting "Die, Hopkinton Rhubarb III!" in the distance. I rushed to the rescue, but it turned out to be a Deaf Leopard brutally smashing a scarecrow. I guess monsters need to practice too.
 
* 09:20: Sneezy suddenly stood to attention and roared. Then he rushed into the bushes and pulled out a chick magnet. What a clever pet!
 
* 08:23: Saw someone praying to a false god. What an amateur.
 
* 08:06: A priestess told me that my goddess wants me to 'go forth and multiply'. It's a shame I was never good at math...
 
* 07:29: Tried to prove the Sandwich law while resting on the side of the road. Sneezy now has enough food to last for two days.
 
* 07:24: Argued with myself about the existence of pumpkins, cakes, and other anomalies.
 
* 05:11: Writing this diary entry with a broken pencil. It's pointless.
 
* Reading over the last few pages of the diary, blacking-out profanities...
 
===5/19/2011===
 
* 22:53: Carefully examined my pet as I tried to figure out how he heals so quickly. Sneezy happily wagged his tail and yawned in my face.
 
* 22:48: I've seen something that cannot be unseen. Must forget! Must forget! Must forget... Wait, what was that I was trying to forget?
 
* 22:06: Sneezy is hanging onto my leg and begging for food. Sorry. Now is not a good time. There's an Evil Overlord ahead.
 
* 20:36: Fighting the Serial Killer Bee is the closest I've been to anyone since my last relationship.
 
* 20:32: I played hide-and-seek with myself. Lost again.
 
* 19:30: Sneezy fetched a dead rat from somewhere and proudly laid it at my feet. What is this? A sacrifice?
 
* 14:55: The mayor of the town asked me to find my lost marbles. I sense profit! [my latest quest]
 
** ''FWIW, my last four quests were: 1) Attempt to believe it's not butter, 2) Attempt to believe it's not butter, 3) Capture the flag, and now 4) Attempt to believe it's not butter. Hopefully, my belief is sufficiently strong that I won't need to take that quest again.''
 
* 14:51: Woke up to take my sleeping pills.
 
* 13:12: Came across a bunch of flamboyant vampires and overgrown wolves arguing over some underage girl. Looked like a lame scene, kept walking.
 
* 12:16: Met a man who was desperate to tell me the 'good news' about his god of love and compassion. Boy, have I got some bad news for him...
 
* 09:00: Studied my pet for a long time, but couldn't find where the rumbling sounds were coming from.
 
* 08:56: Felt like I was being followed, so I started walking backwards.
 
* 08:53: Lady, I have you and Sneezy, but why do I still feel like something's missing from my life?
 
* 07:55: Tried to navigate using the stars spinning around my head. Feel even dizzier now.
 
* 07:26: I found a house divided. It couldn't stand.
 
* 00:53: Sneezy tossed 7 gold coins into the donations cup. I wonder where he got that money? Oh well, it's not important. To your glory, my Lady!
 
===5/18/2011===
 
* 21:42: Ran away from a monster and hid in a graveyard. The screamin' blues of wights were quite impressive, yet boring.
 
* 21:33: Heard someone shouting "Die, Gdawg!" in the distance. I rushed to the rescue, but it turned out to be a Lego Golem brutally smashing a scarecrow. I guess monsters need to practice too.
 
* 21:26: A fat old man was screaming "Rudoooolph!" in the forest. I felt pity and gave him a piece of fresh reindeer meat that I had just bought from some wandering goblins.
 
* 21:06: Silly rocky raccoon got under my feet, and I almost stepped right on him. That would have ended badly.
 
* 20:20: Takeshii was removed from my potential threats list. He will remember not to stand in my way again.
 
* 20:19: Notes from arena battle: Takeshii is on his knees. Pro Tagonist salutes to somewhere above! The winner receives a golden brick and 109 coins.
 
* 19:56: Notes from arena battle: Pro Tagonist and Takeshii look at each other appraisingly. The audience watches with anticipation.
 
* 19:56: Searched through the pockets of my suddenly uncomfortable clothes and discovered an empty genie lamp, a handsaw's tooth, and a slice of life under my armor. I have no idea how these things got here, but I'm sure they will come in handy.
 
* 19:56: Time to cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! Hey, greenhorns, wanna fight?
 
* 19:11: Stumbled across a sign that read: 'Warning: Watch out for Signs!'
 
* 19:05: Sneezy whimpers anxiously and wags his tail like a fan, providing a refreshing breeze. Wow, I feel a bit better!
 
* 18:22: Tried to hypnotize the trader with a swinging pendulum. I thought it worked – until I was thrown out of the shop.
 
* 18:15: Had a nice conversation with myself. Learned a lot from it.
 
* 18:10: I stopped at the graveyard to listen to the growling of ghouls. I must say, they're quite impressive. Although they do chat a bit too much at times.
 
* 17:30: Sneezy suddenly raised his muzzle and roared loudly. The Loan Shark and his fellows dispersed, shrieking with fear.
 
* 17:06: Sneezy is hanging onto my leg and begging for food. Sorry. Now is not a good time. There's a Dreaded Gazebo ahead.
 
* 17:05: I ran into a brick wall with half-faded words written on it: 'Love you my daughter, but you need to be strong.'
 
* 17:01: Clicked my heels three times. Nothing happened.
 
* 16:56: Stumbled across a sign that read: 'All your base are belong to us.'
 
* 16:52: Felt adventurous and took the path less traveled, but turned back after having so much trouble walking through the tall grass and weeds.
 
* 13:46: Sensing my bad mood, Sneezy deftly tickled me with his whiskers. I feel a little better already.
 
* 12:22: Found pages from someone else's diary flying in the wind. I'd be horribly embarrassed if someone were reading my most personal thoughts... but I read them anyway.
 
* 12:14: Laid down under a tree to die from heavy wounds. Came back to my senses to find Sneezy performing CPR on me.
 
* 12:13: Sneezy laid down next to the entrance of an abandoned temple and promptly fell asleep. It's so peaceful here, I think I'll have a nap too.
 
* 11:00: Tried to be good. Planted some flowers along the roadside.
 
* 10:56: Enthusiastically rubbed the medicine dropper of holy water in the hopes of summoning a genie. Sadly, the only thing to appear was my sad-looking reflection.
 
* 10:54: Spent many long hours praying. Endowed the temple with 67 gold coins.
 
* 10:53: Sneezy knocked over some candles in the temple. What a clumsy oaf! We hid behind a curtain and watched as a priest put out the flames with some holy water from a basin.
 
* 10:51: Paid 87 coins to the veterinarian for a routine pet checkup. The vet said that Sneezy will live a long and healthy life.
 
* 10:50: Visited the zoo and fed some hungry trolls.
 
* 10:40: Tried using a Jedi mind trick on the trader. Got slapped in the face.
 
* 10:10: Almost went crazy trying to catch a strange moving red dot.
 
* 09:56: Sneezy came closer and started licking my wounds. Suddenly I felt better, even without any healing mud baths.
 
* 09:43: Sneezy suddenly stood to attention and growled. Then he rushed into the bushes and pulled out an unturned stone. What a clever pet!
 
* 09:38: Combed the desert. Didn't find a thing, but it has nice patterns now.
 
* 09:34: Tried to lick my own elbow. All I got was a twisted neck and a strong feeling of dissatisfaction.
 
* 09:27: Saw a shady trader by the road. Sat by him to get out of the sun.
 
* 08:47: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No... it's a dragon... A big dragon... A big, hungry looking dragon... I'll just run away now.
 
* 08:43: Pondered free will for a moment, then decided not to pursue it.
 
* 08:43: It'd be great if Sneezy could run to the city to grab some potions... and snacks. All right, I'll go myself. I'm not above running my own errands.
 
* 08:13: Carefully examined my pet as I tried to figure out how he heals so quickly. Sneezy happily wagged his tail and yawned in my face.
 
* 07:57: Dear Diary, I must confess a secret that's been buried deep within my troubled heart... Darn it! It's a Card-Carrying Villain!
 
* 07:36: Sneezy knocked over some candles in the temple. What a clumsy oaf! We hid behind a curtain and watched as a priest put out the flames with some holy water from a basin.
 
* 06:45: Taught my pet to perform some simple tricks. It seems that Sneezy has already mastered the "Sleep" command.
 
* 05:55: Sneezy suddenly stood to attention and growled. Then he rushed into the bushes and pulled out a loose cannon. What a clever pet!
 
* 05:51: I was bored to tears, so I decided to capture the flag. This should be interesting.
 
** ''This is my new quest''
 
  
===5/17/2011===
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== Experience Growth (Levels) ==
* 22:14: While walking through the forest, I heard a strange noise and saw a large blue box. I decided to ignore it and moved on.
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How many days does it take to reach the next level? Here's my experience:
* 22:11: I feel like Sneezy is trying to tell me something. I wonder, what exactly could it be?
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{| class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed wikitable" width="600px"
* 21:53: Sneezy brought me a package of cookies from somewhere. I'd better eat it right away. What a great pet!
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* 21:32: Laid down under a tree to die from heavy wounds. Came back to my senses to find Sneezy performing CPR on me.
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! colspan="5"| Level Gain Table
* 20:37: If I pray hard enough, maybe my Goddess will change the color of my eyes to blue. Then they'd match my armor!
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* 20:04: Lady, I have you and Sneezy, but why do I still feel like something's missing from my life?
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! scope="col" | Timestamp
* 19:32: During our last rest stop, Sneezy performed some gothic dances in honor of the god of monsters. Please forgive him, Great One.
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! scope="col" | Level
* 19:24: Sneezy spent half an hour chasing his own tail. He didn't chew it off, but it's looking a bit frayed now.
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! scope="col" | Days
* 19:21: Saw the Four Pedestrians of the Apocalypse walking in the distance.
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! scope="col" | Message
* 19:14: Attaching recently buttered toast to the bottom of my sandals afforded me the power of levitation. Unfortunately, it didn't last long.
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! scope="col" | Note
* 19:05: Aware of his health benefits, Sneezy carefully rubbed against me with his natural fur.  
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* 19:00: Stopped and smelled the roses.
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| nowrap | 03/31/2011 18:44 ||  ||  ||  || ''start date''
* 18:50: A stranger came close to me and whispered: 'Never talk to strangers.'
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* 18:42: Oh, the loot bag is so heavy... Hey, Sneezy, get out of there!
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| nowrap | 05/17/2011 14:33 || 19 ||  || Hooray! I've reached level 19! ||
* 18:41: The Parrot Trooper is dead. I wish I could at least fight some attractive looking enemies. Is that too much to ask?
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* 18:25: Ran into Hopkinton Rhubarb III. He distracted the monster with some magic tricks, giving me time for a quick prayer.
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| nowrap | 05/22/2011 16:13 || 20 || 5.07 || Hooray! I've reached level 20! ||
* 18:22: I've always wondered... Why does everyone want to kill me? Am I that annoying, Mighty One? Please tell me I'm not! Please!  
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* 18:19: Sneezy snorts disdainfully and seems to enjoy watching my futile attempts to attempt to believe it's not butter. Now he is making faces at me. If you think it's so easy, why don't you do it yourself, you silly rocky raccoon?
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| nowrap | 05/27/2011 21:37 || 21 || 5.22 || Hooray! I've reached level 21! ||
* 18:17: Almighty, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the gold to buy shiny new things.
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* 18:15: A preacher said that animals are not allowed in the temple, but Sneezy grinned and quickly persuaded the cleric to change his mind.  
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| nowrap | 06/02/2011 01:21 || 22 || 5.16 ||  || ''achieved level 22''
* 18:11: Wrote verses about my journey and performed them in front of the people around me. They said I have talent.
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* 18:06: The equipment merchant said that animals are not allowed in the shop. Guess I'll manage without new clothes, since I won't leave Sneezy alone in the street.
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| nowrap | 06/07/2011 15:56 || 23 || 5.61 || Hooray! I've reached level 23! ||
* 17:33: Sneezy sat aside to watch my epic battle with the monster. You're so worthless, rocky raccoon.
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* 17:30: Waited for some ducks to cross the road.
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| nowrap | 06/14/2011 00:44 || 24 || 6.37 || || ''achieved level 24''
* 17:26: Patiently waited until Sneezy finished marking the area.
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* 17:16: A suspicious stranger told me that if I attempt to believe it's not butter, I'll get a nice reward. Probably. I have a bad feeling about this...
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| nowrap | 06/20/2011 07:55 || 25 || 6.30 || || ''achieved level 25''
** ''Deja vu''
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* 16:47: Experienced a brief moment of frozen time today as the word 'AUTOSAVE' flashed above me in the sky, then vanished just as quickly.
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| nowrap | 06/26/2011 15:40 || 26 || 6.32 || Hooray! I've reached level 26 ||
* 16:43: I wanted to join this local gang, but they said they don't accept religious extremists. So I cut a few heathen throats and took away 32 gold coins all in your glorious name, my Lady.
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* 16:41: Quest to 'attempt to believe it's not butter' was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.
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| nowrap | 07/03/2011 19:25 || 27 || 7.16 || Hooray! I’ve reached level 27! ||
* 16:41: I've done it! It's not butter, it's not butter at all!
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* 16:36: Dear Diary, the time has finally come for me to write down this really important piece... Oh, wait! It's a Fifth Elephant!  
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| nowrap | 07/11/2011 01:00 || 28 || 7.23 ||  || ''time approximate''
* 16:34: Sneezy laid down next to the diminishing campfire and promptly fell asleep. It's so peaceful here, I think I'll have a nap too.
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* 16:11: Sneezy is a good companion to me. He even licked my wounds clean after the last battle. Either that or I forgot to feed him...
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| nowrap | 07/18/2011 15:01 || 29 || 7.58 || Hooray! I've reached level 29! ||
* 16:11: I offered to help the Bulletproof Sun Dog dig my own grave. When it handed me the shovel, I swung it at its face and ran away.
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* 16:11: Full of anticipation, I took the essence of awesomeness out of the bag and tore off the wrapping. Darn that trader, it's a fake!  
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| nowrap | 07/26/2011 21:57 || 30 || 8.29 || Hooray! I've reached level 30! ||
* 16:07: Does my goddess wear pants? Should I?
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* 15:44: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No... it's a dragon... A big dragon... A big, hungry looking dragon... I'll just run away now.  
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| nowrap | 08/04/2011 04:21 || 31 || 8.27 || Hooray! I've reached level 31! ||
* 15:41: Combed the desert. Didn't find a thing, but it has nice patterns now.
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* 15:37: It's raining cats and dogs. I hope I don't get fleas.
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| nowrap | 08/12/2011 03:27 || 32 || 7.96 || Hooray! I've reached level 32! ||
* 15:34: Paid 250 coins to give my little animal a bath before starting a tough campaign. Sneezy's coat now shines with exuberance and he is happily hiccuping soap bubbles.
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* 15:31: Wrote verses about my journey and performed them in front of the people around me. They said I have talent.
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| nowrap | 08/20/2011 10:58 || 33 || 8.31 || Hooray! I've reached level 33! ||
* 15:07: Met Hopkinton Rhubarb III, borrowed some food and a couple of healing potions. Feeling much better now.
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* 14:53: A full backpack gave me a good excuse to stop puddling mud along the road and head to a warm and comfortable city. Hot baths, here I come!
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| nowrap | 08/29/2011 06:01 || 34 || 8.79 || Hooray! I've reached level 34! ||
* 14:53: The Anaphylactic Shark was gloriously dismembered! Sorting through its remains, I found a portable stairway to heaven. It will need a good washing before I can sell it.
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* 14:47: Helped the dying Wumpus by picking up its wallet. It won't need it where it's going.  
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| nowrap | 09/07/2011 16:33 || 35 || 9.44 || Hooray! I've reached level 35! ||
* 14:45: What is wrong with all these monsters?! Why does my pain give them such delight?
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* 15:00: Suddenly noticed Sneezy gnawing on my new unused potential! Fortunately, I took it away just in time. Bad rocky raccoon!
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| nowrap | 09/17/2011 14:06 || 36 || 9.90 || Hooray! I've reached level 36! ||
* 14:40: It seems that Sneezy just tried to use the "auto-stopping" skill. Of course he failed. What a noob.
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* 14:33: Hooray! I've reached level 19!
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| nowrap | 09/28/2011 04:49 || 37 || 10.61 || Hooray! I've reached level 37! ||
==Level 18==
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===5/17/2011===
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| nowrap | 10/09/2011 13:14 || 38 || 11.35 || Hooray! I've reached level 38! ||
* 13:47: I am a leaf on the wind... Watch how I soar.
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* 13:45: Sneezy buried the "Black Market" guild membership card that he found. Is that his way of showing contempt for that guild?
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| nowrap | 10/21/2011 23:45 || 39 || 12.44 || Hooray! I've reached level 39! ||
* 13:41: My pet Sneezy brought me a bottle of iodine solution from somewhere. I'd better use it right away. What a clever pet he is!  
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* 13:41: Lying low at the bottom of a ditch. I'm begging you, my Lady, make this Firefox pass by without noticing me!  
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| nowrap | 11/03/2011 19:07 || 40 || 12.81 || Hooray! I've reached level 40! ||
* 13:39: Oh my Lady, is that a Firefox on the horizon? I can smell my own fear...  
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* 13:38: Found a crashed whale in an open field. Got lost in thought.  
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| nowrap | 11/16/2011 10:02 || 41 || 12.62 || Hooray! I've reached level 41! ||
* 13:24: Baffled by the strange tapping noises coming from the heavens.
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|-
* 13:18: After Sneezy lapped up a full saucer of health elixir, he kept on begging for a second serving. Hmm, it seems that his tired little body needs a boost.
+
| nowrap | 11/29/2011 05:47 || 42 || 12.82 || Hooray! I've reached level 42! ||
* 12:58: "Sneezy the rocky raccoon" sounds distinguished, doesn't it? My Lady, do you like my pet?
+
|-
* Butt-kicking for goodness!
+
| nowrap | 12/13/2011 09:23 || 43 || 14.15 || Hooray! I've reached level 43! ||
* 10:34: The Anaphylactic Shark fled from the fight. I ran in the same direction and found a kinetic energy bar and 8 coins.
+
|-
* 10:29: Suddenly felt an urge to examine the continuum transfunctioner. There was nothing inside, but I managed to get 2872 experience points in the process.
+
| nowrap | 12/28/2011 23:50 || 44 || 15.60 || Hooray! I've reached level 44! ||
* The heroine is making copies of her diary to be sold as a new epic tales book...
+
|-
* 08:53: What's the deal, my Lady? I passed another coffee shop with a mermaid sign. That's like five in a row.
+
| nowrap | 01/13/2012 04:07 || 45 || 15.18 || Hooray! I've reached level 45! ||
* 08:27: Found another hero's diary. Our entries were frighteningly similar... Great minds think alike, I suppose.
+
|-
* 00:45: Quest to 'rewrite the diary in invisible ink' was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.
+
| nowrap | 01/28/2012 13:58 || 46 || 15.41 || Hooray! I've reached level 46! ||
===5/16/2011===
+
|-
* 21:48: A wandering monk said that the gods like to see an atheist around, it gives them something to aim at.
+
| nowrap | 02/13/2012 23:36 || 47 || 16.40 || Hooray! I've reached level 47! ||
* 19:09: Oops, I think I accidentally just took a vow of science. Guess I should've paid more attention in spelling class.
+
|-
* 19:05: Heard a whistle above my head. Quickly fell upon my knees and prayed. I don't know what it was, but was I right, my Lady?
+
| nowrap | 03/01/2012 01:04 || 48 || 16.06 || I can't believe I'm level 48 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob. ||
* 19:05: My head feels like it's bursting with knowledge and wisdom. I wanted to hit it several times to relieve the pressure, but suddenly changed my mind. Was that you, Almighty?
+
|-
* 11:52: I feel like I'd be a better heroine if I had a personal soundtrack. My Goddess, please send a band of wandering minstrels to compose songs about my great deeds!
+
| nowrap | 03/17/2012 11:12 || 49 || 16.42 || I can't believe I'm level 49 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob. ||
* 10:22: An old mage asked me to rewrite the diary in invisible ink. Well, that shouldn't be too hard.  
+
|-
** ''This is my new quest''
+
| nowrap | 04/05/2012 03:56 || 50 || 18.70 || Hooray! I've reached level 50! ||
* 10:22: Gave 324 gold coins to the local bums. They promised to get drunk in honor of my Lady...  
+
|-
* 10:17: Early to bed and early to rise makes a lady healthy, wealthy, and wise. Good night to me!
+
| nowrap | 04/24/2012 01:23 || 51 || 18.89 || Wow, I am level 51 now! ||
* 09:34: I've managed to mow the surrounding lawn. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!
+
|-
* 09:34: Well, I guess there isn't a creature over three inches tall left now.  
+
| nowrap | 05/13/2012 06:45 || 52 || 19.22 || Hooray! I've reached level 52! ||
* 09:34: The Vegetarian Vulture handed me a cheese wheel and threw himself into a nearby volcano.  
+
|-
* 09:32: I suppose this is a good place to mow the surrounding lawn. Let's go!
+
| nowrap | 06/01/2012 13:04 || 53 || 19.26 || I can't believe I'm level 53 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob. ||
* 08:53: What's the deal, my Lady? I passed another coffee shop with a mermaid sign. That's like five in a row.
+
|-
===5/15/2011===
+
| nowrap | 06/23/2012 05:43 || 54 || 21.69 || Hooray! I've reached level 54! || ''completed temple 06/16''
* 21:33: The mayor of the town asked me to mow the surrounding lawn. I sense profit!
+
|-
* 21:28: Woke up looking at the sunrise, wondering who stole my tent while I was sleeping.
+
| nowrap | 07/09/2012 23:06 || 55 || 16.72 || I can't believe I'm level 55 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob. ||
* 20:57: Quest to 'get a jackhammer and remove a sword from a stone' is completed! Got a pot of gold. Let's go on a shopping spree!
+
|-
* 19:20: Experienced a brief moment of frozen time today as the word 'AUTOSAVE' flashed above me in the sky, then vanished just as quickly.
+
| nowrap | 07/28/2012 13:19 || 56 || 18.59 || Hooray! I've reached level 56! ||
* 19:11: Walked into a bar... That really hurt!
+
|-
* 18:27: Saw a charred body clutching a copy of "Atheism for Dummies". He must have angered his god somehow.
+
| nowrap | 08/14/2012 16:12 || 57 || 17.12 || Wow, I am level 57 now! Luckily intelligence isn't a requirement for level-ups. ||
* 17:38: Spent some time eating cucumber sandwiches and daintily drinking tea. It may have made me look like an idiot, but at least it restored some of my health.
+
|-
* 16:57: Checked my beehive on a stick to see if it was working correctly. Spent the next half an hour bandaging my head.
+
| nowrap | 09/01/2012 14:27 || 58 || 17.93 || Wow, I am level 58 now! Luckily intelligence isn't a requirement for level-ups. ||
* 15:45: The Fluffy Sun Dog was vanquished. I stood upon his lifeless body for you, my Lady!
+
|-
* 15:37: My wounds are healing, the holes in my outfit are disappearing, and even my pathetic life is starting to look better. My Lady, I think I shall do something great and stupid in your honor!
+
| nowrap | 09/21/2012 04:55 || 59 || 19.60 || Wow, I am level 59 now! ||
* 15:37: A Fluffy Sun Dog jumped out of the bush with a wide wicked smile and said: 'Well, well, we finally meet, Pro Tagonist!'.  
+
|-
* 15:37: Stumbled across a sign that read: 'You are entering Bat Country. Beware.'
+
| nowrap | 10/13/2012 03:59 || 60 || 21.96 || Hooray! I've reached level 60! ||
* 10:05: Tried to be good. Planted some flowers along the roadside and hugged a puppy. Couldn't find a baby to kiss, though.
+
|-
* 09:52: Xarpedon Demonsbane suddenly rushed past me, barked "Hi" and finished off the Thin Client. I'd better make more friends, it seems they can come in handy sometimes.
+
| nowrap | 11/02/2012 01:07 || 61 || 19.88 || Reached level 61. Now I am officially allowed to do the things I shouldn't have been doing. Yeah! ||
* 09:21: Met Hopkinton Rhubarb III, borrowed some food and a couple of healing potions. Feeling much better now.
+
|-
* 08:16: Found an atheist in a foxhole.
+
| nowrap | 11/26/2012 08:31 || 62 || 24.31 || Wow, 62! I don't get older, I level up! ||
===5/14/2011===
+
|-
* [Today, I had to flee from 2 Firefoxes: One was drunk, the other adjective-less.]
+
| nowrap | 12/17/2012 19:34 || 63 || 21.46 || I can't believe I'm level 63 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob. ||
* 21:37: Tried to climb a social ladder but ran into a glass ceiling.
+
|-
* 21:16: Hopkinton Rhubarb III took the monster aside, giving me plenty of time to get away. Don't worry Cod of War, I'll get you next time!
+
| nowrap | 01/11/2013 13:07 || 64 || 24.73 || Wow, 64! I don't get older, I level up! ||
* 20:05: Hopkinton Rhubarb III ran out of the bushes shouting, "Pro Tagonist, I'm coming!", tripped and rolled head over heels into the gully. Typical - I have to do everything myself.
+
|-
* 18:20: Xarpedon Demonsbane ran out of the bushes shouting, "Pro Tagonist, I'm coming!" and suddenly fell into a hidden pit. Well, you know what they say - if you want something done right, do it yourself.
+
| nowrap | 02/02/2013 09:25 || 65 || 21.85 || Hooray! I've reached level 65! ||
* 09:52: Saw a group of magical insects escape a flood in a tiny ship of their own creation. Could this be the fabled Ark of the Coven-Ants?
+
|-
* 08:57: I suppose this is a good place to find out how many heroes it takes to change a lightbulb. Let's go!
+
| nowrap | 02/28/2013 01:26 || 66 || 25.67 || I can't believe I'm level 66 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob. ||
** ''unfortunately, it turns out I'm only about 8% through the quest; wishful thinking, I guess''
+
|}
* 08:46: A thousand and one yellow daffodils began to dance in front of me. Was that you, Great One? ...or just the mushrooms I ate recently?
+
 
* The heroine is making copies of her diary to be sold as a new superhero comic book...
+
== The Road to Templehood ==
* Reluctantly debriding wounds with some five-star brandy...
+
 
* 07:45: While walking through the forest, I heard a strange noise and saw a large blue box. I decided to ignore it and moved on.
+
[[File:brick-gain-OhMG.png|400px|thumb|center|Graph of actual brick gain from first login to temple completion]]
* 07:02: A cute little girl wearing a nekomimi asked me to find out how many heroes it takes to change a lightbulb. It's a bit weird, but why not embark upon this quest?
+
{| class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed wikitable" width="600px"
* 06:52: Notes from arena battle: Koentjah begs for mercy. Pro Tagonist definitely fulfilled her god's expectations today! The winner receives a golden brick and 817 gold coins. As a sign of heroic solidarity, the winner returned 278 coins to her rival for medicine.
+
|-
* 06:09: I guess I'll never figure out how to become the 263rd member of "The Old Gods" guild. Whatever. I'll find something else to do.
+
! colspan="3"| Brick Gain Table
* 06:09: A voice from the skies shouted: 'Cancel this quest.' Funny.
+
|-
===5/13/2011===
+
! scope="col" | Timestamp
* 21:45: Felt adventurous and took the path less traveled, but turned back after having so much trouble walking through the tall grass and weeds.
+
! scope="col" | Bricks
* 19:57: With one clean blow, the Dust Bunny was sent on its final journey. I searched its lifeless body and found 18 gold coins and some false hope.
+
! scope="col" | Notes
** ''Since achieving Level 18 yesterday, I have also defeated a Sun Dog and escaped from an Asexual Firefox. I've never even seen these monsters before!''
+
|-
* 07:01: Rode into Los Demonos on a cloud of dust. No horse, just a cloud of dust.
+
| nowrap | 2011/03/31 18:44 || 0.0% || ''start date''
===5/12/2011===
+
|-
* 22:46: Crazy scientists have given me another quest: travel to the edge of the earth and try not to fall off of it.
+
|| 2011/04/15 09:18 || 1.1% ||
* 22:13: Suddenly, I banged my head against thick air. It's like there was an invisible wall there... or am I subconsciously learning how to mime?
+
|-
* 22:10: Quest to 'break the Fourth Wall' is completed! Got a pot of gold. Let's go on a shopping spree!
+
|| 2011/04/16 10:15 || 1.2% ||
* 22:05: Another map with an 'X' scratched on it! Great One, why do people insist on vandalising perfectly good maps?
+
|-
* 17:29: Waited for some ducks to cross the road.
+
|| 2011/05/17 14:20 || 5.3% ||
* 17:26: Searched for memory lane, but couldn't remember the directions.
+
|-
 +
|| 2011/05/17 16:40 || 5.4% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/05/18 20:19 || 5.6% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/05/19 15:00 || 5.9% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/05/20 07:53 || 6.1% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/05/20 09:30 || 6.2% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/05/21 07:46 || 6.4% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/05/23 21:40 || 6.9% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/05/23 21:45 || 7.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/05/27 14:10 || 7.6% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/05/27 19:05 || 7.7% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/05/30 14:45 || 8.2% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/01 19:15 || 8.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/02 09:10 || 8.7% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/03 14:10 || 8.8% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/04 13:56 || 9.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/05 11:27 || 9.2% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/06 13:35 || 9.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/09 12:54 || 10.2% || ''not sure why these values are out of order''
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/11 12:10 || 10.8% || ''not sure why these values are out of order''
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/12 02:04 || 10.4% || ''not sure why these values are out of order''
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/14 21:42 || 11.4% || ''not sure why these values are out of order''
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/16 20:46 || 11.6% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/19 18:44 || 11.8% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/21 09:15 || 12.4% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/22 07:46 || 12.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/24 18:14 || 12.8% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/25 19:57 || 12.9% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/26 13:09 || 13.2% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/28 13:50 || 13.4% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/28 20:17 || 13.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/06/30 20:39 || 13.7% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/07/09 19:40 || 14.8% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/07/15 09:20 || 15.1% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/07/16 11:07 || 15.3% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/07/18 09:45 || 15.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/07/25 13:25 || 16.9% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/07/26 22:05 || 17.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/07/30 09:26 || 17.4% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/08/04 20:33 || 18.2% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/08/05 15:05 || 18.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/08/08 09:50 || 18.6% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/08/10 22:02 || 19.1% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/08/12 20:32 || 19.6% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/08/13 07:20 || 19.7% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/08/14 09:49 || 19.8% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/08/15 06:04 || 20.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/08/19 15:35 || 20.8% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/08/20 08:53 || 21.2% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/08/22 09:20 || 21.8% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/08/25 20:30 || 22.4% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/08/26 21:00 || 22.7% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/08/28 10:42 || 23.1% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/08/30 19:38 || 23.7% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/09/01 12:45 || 24.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/09/02 17:30 || 24.1% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/09/04 20:20 || 24.3% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/09/10 10:02 || 25.1% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/09/17 10:13 || 26.2% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/09/17 14:40 || 26.3% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/09/19 19:56 || 26.8% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/09/21 19:31 || 27.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/09/22 07:59 || 27.1% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/09/24 11:46 || 27.6% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/09/26 22:31 || 27.9% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/10/03 16:42 || 29.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/10/06 15:51 || 29.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/10/09 10:30 || 30.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/10/10 13:50 || 30.3% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/10/14 12:25 || 31.2% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/10/15 22:00 || 31.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/10/25 17:10 || 33.3% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/10/28 07:40 || 34.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/11/02 07:00 || 35.1% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/11/07 15:10 || 35.9% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/11/07 17:27 || 36.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/11/10 16:11 || 36.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/11/12 18:11 || 37.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/11/16 16:56 || 38.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/11/18 16:25 || 38.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/11/20 14:01 || 39.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/11/21 07:46 || 39.1% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/11/22 08:51 || 39.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/11/23 15:25 || 39.9% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/11/23 22:35 || 40.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/11/25 17:00 || 40.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/11/27 13:35 || 41.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/11/30 10:50 || 41.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/12/01 13:15 || 42.1% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/12/05 17:10 || 43.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/12/07 06:55 || 43.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/12/11 21:59 || 44.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/12/18 20:20 || 45.6% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/12/22 10:30 || 46.2% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/12/24 15:21 || 46.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/12/24 22:04 || 46.9% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/12/25 08:08 || 47.1% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/12/28 20:34 || 48.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/12/30 11:40 || 48.6% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2011/12/31 19:09 || 49.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/01/02 11:05 || 49.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/01/02 21:55 || 49.6% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/01/04 11:50 || 50.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/01/06 08:05 || 50.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/01/10 22:10 || 51.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/01/12 09:59 || 52.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/01/12 21:34 || 52.2% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/01/13 09:35 || 52.6% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/01/13 16:25 || 52.8% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/01/17 09:45 || 53.8% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/01/20 07:50 || 54.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/01/20 21:55 || 54.6% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/01/21 16:20 || 55.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/01/23 07:05 || 55.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/01/26 11:55 || 56.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/01/30 09:10 || 57.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/02/02 16:15 || 57.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/02/03 21:13 || 58.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/02/05 10:44 || 58.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/02/07 15:25 || 59.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/02/09 18:00 || 59.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/02/10 16:30 || 59.8% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/02/11 13:42 || 60.1% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/02/14 13:20 || 61.1% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/02/15 08:45 || 61.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/02/20 09:45 || 62.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/02/20 22:25 || 63.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/02/21 20:55 || 63.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/02/23 17:26 || 64.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/02/24 16:25 || 64.4% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/02/25 09:30 || 64.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/02/26 15:40 || 65.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/03/02 11:00 || 65.7% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/03/03 14:20 || 66.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/03/05 16:40 || 66.4% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/03/06 09:30 || 66.7% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/03/06 17:00 || 66.9% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/03/06 20:08 || 67.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/03/09 09:00 || 67.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/03/10 07:50 || 68.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/03/17 13:15 || 70.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/03/18 19:45 || 71.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/03/22 14:10 || 72.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/03/25 09:25 || 72.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/03/26 10:10 || 73.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/03/27 09:25 || 73.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/03/29 16:45 || 74.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/03/31 09:42 || 75.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/04/02 09:10 || 75.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/04/04 18:05 || 76.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/04/06 10:10 || 76.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/04/09 18:00 || 77.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/04/11 09:30 || 78.4% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/04/13 12:35 || 79.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/04/14 15:51 || 79.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/04/16 15:45 || 80.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/04/18 07:25 || 80.6% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/04/19 09:40 || 81.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/04/22 11:35 || 81.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/04/24 12:55 || 82.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/04/26 09:50 || 82.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/04/28 09:00 || 82.9% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/04/30 09:10 || 83.4% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/04/30 10:45 || 83.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/01 09:35 || 84.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/03 06:15 || 84.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/06 06:50 || 85.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/07 17:48 || 85.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/08 17:05 || 86.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/10 09:40 || 86.6% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/11 16:15 || 87.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/12 20:45 || 87.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/13 22:33 || 88.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/16 07:00 || 88.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/17 07:20 || 89.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/18 06:54 || 89.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/19 10:30 || 90.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/20 09:40 || 90.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/21 09:00 || 91.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/22 18:41 || 91.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/23 20:55 || 92.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/24 21:30 || 92.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/26 09:10 || 93.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/27 11:40 || 93.9% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/29 07:15 || 94.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/30 20:35 || 94.9% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/05/31 16:05 || 95.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/06/01 13:11 || 95.4% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/06/01 22:20 || 95.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/06/03 12:45 || 95.9% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/06/03 19:40 || 96.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/06/04 09:40 || 96.4% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/06/04 20:45 || 96.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/06/06 10:55 || 97.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/06/06 11:15 || 97.2% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/06/07 12:00 || 97.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/06/07 16:55 || 97.6% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/06/08 14:15 || 97.8% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/06/09 07:30 || 98.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/06/11 11:40 || 98.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/06/12 22:54 || 99.0% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/06/14 06:30 || 99.5% ||
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/06/15 06:46 || 100.0% || ''earned 1000th brick''
 +
|-
 +
|| 2012/06/15 07:26 || 100.0% || Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can't believe it's finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lady! I feel crazy with happiness.
 +
|}

Latest revision as of 19:30, 7 March 2013

Deities of Godville
OhMG 
Heroine Pro Tagonist
Personality easily bored, easily amused
Gender female
Motto Like OhMG Totally, Fer Sure!
⚜️Guild 
Guild by Association
Guild position Guild Founder


Hobbies include crunching data about her heroine and Guild by Association (which she founded), some of which is shared below:

Crunchy Data

Experience Growth (Levels)

How many days does it take to reach the next level? Here's my experience:

Level Gain Table
Timestamp Level Days Message Note
03/31/2011 18:44 start date
05/17/2011 14:33 19 Hooray! I've reached level 19!
05/22/2011 16:13 20 5.07 Hooray! I've reached level 20!
05/27/2011 21:37 21 5.22 Hooray! I've reached level 21!
06/02/2011 01:21 22 5.16 achieved level 22
06/07/2011 15:56 23 5.61 Hooray! I've reached level 23!
06/14/2011 00:44 24 6.37 achieved level 24
06/20/2011 07:55 25 6.30 achieved level 25
06/26/2011 15:40 26 6.32 Hooray! I've reached level 26
07/03/2011 19:25 27 7.16 Hooray! I’ve reached level 27!
07/11/2011 01:00 28 7.23 time approximate
07/18/2011 15:01 29 7.58 Hooray! I've reached level 29!
07/26/2011 21:57 30 8.29 Hooray! I've reached level 30!
08/04/2011 04:21 31 8.27 Hooray! I've reached level 31!
08/12/2011 03:27 32 7.96 Hooray! I've reached level 32!
08/20/2011 10:58 33 8.31 Hooray! I've reached level 33!
08/29/2011 06:01 34 8.79 Hooray! I've reached level 34!
09/07/2011 16:33 35 9.44 Hooray! I've reached level 35!
09/17/2011 14:06 36 9.90 Hooray! I've reached level 36!
09/28/2011 04:49 37 10.61 Hooray! I've reached level 37!
10/09/2011 13:14 38 11.35 Hooray! I've reached level 38!
10/21/2011 23:45 39 12.44 Hooray! I've reached level 39!
11/03/2011 19:07 40 12.81 Hooray! I've reached level 40!
11/16/2011 10:02 41 12.62 Hooray! I've reached level 41!
11/29/2011 05:47 42 12.82 Hooray! I've reached level 42!
12/13/2011 09:23 43 14.15 Hooray! I've reached level 43!
12/28/2011 23:50 44 15.60 Hooray! I've reached level 44!
01/13/2012 04:07 45 15.18 Hooray! I've reached level 45!
01/28/2012 13:58 46 15.41 Hooray! I've reached level 46!
02/13/2012 23:36 47 16.40 Hooray! I've reached level 47!
03/01/2012 01:04 48 16.06 I can't believe I'm level 48 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob.
03/17/2012 11:12 49 16.42 I can't believe I'm level 49 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob.
04/05/2012 03:56 50 18.70 Hooray! I've reached level 50!
04/24/2012 01:23 51 18.89 Wow, I am level 51 now!
05/13/2012 06:45 52 19.22 Hooray! I've reached level 52!
06/01/2012 13:04 53 19.26 I can't believe I'm level 53 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob.
06/23/2012 05:43 54 21.69 Hooray! I've reached level 54! completed temple 06/16
07/09/2012 23:06 55 16.72 I can't believe I'm level 55 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob.
07/28/2012 13:19 56 18.59 Hooray! I've reached level 56!
08/14/2012 16:12 57 17.12 Wow, I am level 57 now! Luckily intelligence isn't a requirement for level-ups.
09/01/2012 14:27 58 17.93 Wow, I am level 58 now! Luckily intelligence isn't a requirement for level-ups.
09/21/2012 04:55 59 19.60 Wow, I am level 59 now!
10/13/2012 03:59 60 21.96 Hooray! I've reached level 60!
11/02/2012 01:07 61 19.88 Reached level 61. Now I am officially allowed to do the things I shouldn't have been doing. Yeah!
11/26/2012 08:31 62 24.31 Wow, 62! I don't get older, I level up!
12/17/2012 19:34 63 21.46 I can't believe I'm level 63 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob.
01/11/2013 13:07 64 24.73 Wow, 64! I don't get older, I level up!
02/02/2013 09:25 65 21.85 Hooray! I've reached level 65!
02/28/2013 01:26 66 25.67 I can't believe I'm level 66 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob.

The Road to Templehood

Graph of actual brick gain from first login to temple completion
Brick Gain Table
Timestamp Bricks Notes
2011/03/31 18:44 0.0% start date
2011/04/15 09:18 1.1%
2011/04/16 10:15 1.2%
2011/05/17 14:20 5.3%
2011/05/17 16:40 5.4%
2011/05/18 20:19 5.6%
2011/05/19 15:00 5.9%
2011/05/20 07:53 6.1%
2011/05/20 09:30 6.2%
2011/05/21 07:46 6.4%
2011/05/23 21:40 6.9%
2011/05/23 21:45 7.0%
2011/05/27 14:10 7.6%
2011/05/27 19:05 7.7%
2011/05/30 14:45 8.2%
2011/06/01 19:15 8.5%
2011/06/02 09:10 8.7%
2011/06/03 14:10 8.8%
2011/06/04 13:56 9.0%
2011/06/05 11:27 9.2%
2011/06/06 13:35 9.5%
2011/06/09 12:54 10.2% not sure why these values are out of order
2011/06/11 12:10 10.8% not sure why these values are out of order
2011/06/12 02:04 10.4% not sure why these values are out of order
2011/06/14 21:42 11.4% not sure why these values are out of order
2011/06/16 20:46 11.6%
2011/06/19 18:44 11.8%
2011/06/21 09:15 12.4%
2011/06/22 07:46 12.5%
2011/06/24 18:14 12.8%
2011/06/25 19:57 12.9%
2011/06/26 13:09 13.2%
2011/06/28 13:50 13.4%
2011/06/28 20:17 13.5%
2011/06/30 20:39 13.7%
2011/07/09 19:40 14.8%
2011/07/15 09:20 15.1%
2011/07/16 11:07 15.3%
2011/07/18 09:45 15.5%
2011/07/25 13:25 16.9%
2011/07/26 22:05 17.0%
2011/07/30 09:26 17.4%
2011/08/04 20:33 18.2%
2011/08/05 15:05 18.5%
2011/08/08 09:50 18.6%
2011/08/10 22:02 19.1%
2011/08/12 20:32 19.6%
2011/08/13 07:20 19.7%
2011/08/14 09:49 19.8%
2011/08/15 06:04 20.0%
2011/08/19 15:35 20.8%
2011/08/20 08:53 21.2%
2011/08/22 09:20 21.8%
2011/08/25 20:30 22.4%
2011/08/26 21:00 22.7%
2011/08/28 10:42 23.1%
2011/08/30 19:38 23.7%
2011/09/01 12:45 24.0%
2011/09/02 17:30 24.1%
2011/09/04 20:20 24.3%
2011/09/10 10:02 25.1%
2011/09/17 10:13 26.2%
2011/09/17 14:40 26.3%
2011/09/19 19:56 26.8%
2011/09/21 19:31 27.0%
2011/09/22 07:59 27.1%
2011/09/24 11:46 27.6%
2011/09/26 22:31 27.9%
2011/10/03 16:42 29.0%
2011/10/06 15:51 29.5%
2011/10/09 10:30 30.0%
2011/10/10 13:50 30.3%
2011/10/14 12:25 31.2%
2011/10/15 22:00 31.5%
2011/10/25 17:10 33.3%
2011/10/28 07:40 34.0%
2011/11/02 07:00 35.1%
2011/11/07 15:10 35.9%
2011/11/07 17:27 36.0%
2011/11/10 16:11 36.5%
2011/11/12 18:11 37.0%
2011/11/16 16:56 38.0%
2011/11/18 16:25 38.5%
2011/11/20 14:01 39.0%
2011/11/21 07:46 39.1%
2011/11/22 08:51 39.5%
2011/11/23 15:25 39.9%
2011/11/23 22:35 40.0%
2011/11/25 17:00 40.5%
2011/11/27 13:35 41.0%
2011/11/30 10:50 41.5%
2011/12/01 13:15 42.1%
2011/12/05 17:10 43.0%
2011/12/07 06:55 43.5%
2011/12/11 21:59 44.0%
2011/12/18 20:20 45.6%
2011/12/22 10:30 46.2%
2011/12/24 15:21 46.5%
2011/12/24 22:04 46.9%
2011/12/25 08:08 47.1%
2011/12/28 20:34 48.0%
2011/12/30 11:40 48.6%
2011/12/31 19:09 49.0%
2012/01/02 11:05 49.5%
2012/01/02 21:55 49.6%
2012/01/04 11:50 50.0%
2012/01/06 08:05 50.5%
2012/01/10 22:10 51.5%
2012/01/12 09:59 52.0%
2012/01/12 21:34 52.2%
2012/01/13 09:35 52.6%
2012/01/13 16:25 52.8%
2012/01/17 09:45 53.8%
2012/01/20 07:50 54.5%
2012/01/20 21:55 54.6%
2012/01/21 16:20 55.0%
2012/01/23 07:05 55.5%
2012/01/26 11:55 56.0%
2012/01/30 09:10 57.0%
2012/02/02 16:15 57.5%
2012/02/03 21:13 58.0%
2012/02/05 10:44 58.5%
2012/02/07 15:25 59.0%
2012/02/09 18:00 59.5%
2012/02/10 16:30 59.8%
2012/02/11 13:42 60.1%
2012/02/14 13:20 61.1%
2012/02/15 08:45 61.5%
2012/02/20 09:45 62.5%
2012/02/20 22:25 63.0%
2012/02/21 20:55 63.5%
2012/02/23 17:26 64.0%
2012/02/24 16:25 64.4%
2012/02/25 09:30 64.5%
2012/02/26 15:40 65.0%
2012/03/02 11:00 65.7%
2012/03/03 14:20 66.0%
2012/03/05 16:40 66.4%
2012/03/06 09:30 66.7%
2012/03/06 17:00 66.9%
2012/03/06 20:08 67.0%
2012/03/09 09:00 67.5%
2012/03/10 07:50 68.0%
2012/03/17 13:15 70.5%
2012/03/18 19:45 71.0%
2012/03/22 14:10 72.0%
2012/03/25 09:25 72.5%
2012/03/26 10:10 73.0%
2012/03/27 09:25 73.5%
2012/03/29 16:45 74.5%
2012/03/31 09:42 75.0%
2012/04/02 09:10 75.5%
2012/04/04 18:05 76.0%
2012/04/06 10:10 76.5%
2012/04/09 18:00 77.5%
2012/04/11 09:30 78.4%
2012/04/13 12:35 79.0%
2012/04/14 15:51 79.5%
2012/04/16 15:45 80.0%
2012/04/18 07:25 80.6%
2012/04/19 09:40 81.0%
2012/04/22 11:35 81.5%
2012/04/24 12:55 82.0%
2012/04/26 09:50 82.5%
2012/04/28 09:00 82.9%
2012/04/30 09:10 83.4%
2012/04/30 10:45 83.5%
2012/05/01 09:35 84.0%
2012/05/03 06:15 84.5%
2012/05/06 06:50 85.0%
2012/05/07 17:48 85.5%
2012/05/08 17:05 86.0%
2012/05/10 09:40 86.6%
2012/05/11 16:15 87.0%
2012/05/12 20:45 87.5%
2012/05/13 22:33 88.0%
2012/05/16 07:00 88.5%
2012/05/17 07:20 89.0%
2012/05/18 06:54 89.5%
2012/05/19 10:30 90.0%
2012/05/20 09:40 90.5%
2012/05/21 09:00 91.0%
2012/05/22 18:41 91.5%
2012/05/23 20:55 92.0%
2012/05/24 21:30 92.5%
2012/05/26 09:10 93.0%
2012/05/27 11:40 93.9%
2012/05/29 07:15 94.5%
2012/05/30 20:35 94.9%
2012/05/31 16:05 95.0%
2012/06/01 13:11 95.4%
2012/06/01 22:20 95.5%
2012/06/03 12:45 95.9%
2012/06/03 19:40 96.0%
2012/06/04 09:40 96.4%
2012/06/04 20:45 96.5%
2012/06/06 10:55 97.0%
2012/06/06 11:15 97.2%
2012/06/07 12:00 97.5%
2012/06/07 16:55 97.6%
2012/06/08 14:15 97.8%
2012/06/09 07:30 98.0%
2012/06/11 11:40 98.5%
2012/06/12 22:54 99.0%
2012/06/14 06:30 99.5%
2012/06/15 06:46 100.0% earned 1000th brick
2012/06/15 07:26 100.0% Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can't believe it's finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lady! I feel crazy with happiness.