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Deliver some sour gnomish beer to the dark elves
It all began in the diplomatic office, with an intern, a houseplant, and a Main Square Parrot. Now, it’s a tradition. Reprinted in its entirety below is a recounting of the first quest to deliver some sour gnomish beer to the dark elves:
The Unsettlement Consulate was built in 498 g.e. with the idea of providing the rumored residents of the nearby Wastelands of Insomnia with a means of contacting the government of Godville without traveling to Godville itself. The Consulate was... not the best detail. The diplomats that ended up there were the ones that made embarrassing mistakes elsewhere. And not the loose-cannon, everything-turns-out-better sorts of mistake-makers, but the ones who accidentally offer marzipan to foreign leaders who have nut allergies. They ended up at the Consulate because nobody in the Corps actually believed the rumor that there were Dark Elves in the Wastelands or Gnomes in Sleepless Hollow.