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22:23 It seems like <font color=darkred>Nerilo</font> and <font color=darkblue>Heybaybay</font> are about to go wild in their imaginations.
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22:24 Heybaybay giggled and tied a bow in his opponent's hair, severely reducing his self-esteem.
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22:24 Nerilo rubbed some salt onto Heybaybay's wounds.
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22:25 Nerilo dared Heybaybay to attack and try his best. Heybaybay dutifully complied and gave his opponent a severe concussion.
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22:26 <font color=darkblue>Nerilo received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Heybaybay is prostrating, praising his god.</font>
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22:26 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Attack punch smote his pet.”</font>
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22:26 Heybaybay was blinded by the sun. Nerilo helped out by poking his opponent in the eye.
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22:27 <font color=darkblue>Nerilo was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.</font>
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22:27 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Attack punch smote his solar bear!”</font>
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22:27 Heybaybay pointed behind his enemy's back and shouted: “Hey look, it's a Nine Inch Snail!” As Nerilo looked over his shoulder, he was rewarded with a moderate hit on the head.
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22:28 <font color=darkblue>Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”</font>
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22:28 <font color=darkblue>Inspired by the support from above, Heybaybay strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.</font>
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22:28 <font color=darkred>Heybaybay suddenly felt better. Nerilo muttered mean things about his imprecise master.</font>
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22:28 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Pray.”</font>
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22:28 Nerilo struck his rival's jaw with all his might. Heybaybay tottered like a loose tooth.
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22:29 <font color=darkblue>Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”</font>
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22:29 <font color=darkred>A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Nerilo's spirit is lifted knowing that Hasanto is around. Heybaybay is horrified... Hairplug4men, where are you?</font>
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22:29 <font color=darkred>A voice came from somewhere above: “Strike.”</font>
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22:29 Heybaybay used his “epitaph writing” skill. Nerilo shuddered in fear.
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22:29 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”</font>
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22:29 <font color=darkblue>Following the overheard hint from above, Heybaybay quickly swallowed some healing herbs.</font>
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22:29 <font color=darkred>Nerilo raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Heybaybay immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.</font>
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22:29 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds.”</font>
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22:29 Nerilo shouted “In the name of Hasanto!” and gave his enemy a good smack.
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22:30 <font color=darkblue>Hairplug4men sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Nerilo caught it neatly in a tender spot.</font>
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22:30 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”</font>
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22:30 <font color=darkred>Heybaybay received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Nerilo is prostrating, praising his god.</font>
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22:30 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Pray.”</font>
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22:30 <font color=darkred>Following his inner voice, Nerilo decides to read a quick prayer.</font>
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22:30 Heybaybay twisted his foot in the wrong direction and kicked himself with his own heel.
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22:31 <font color=darkblue>Hairplug4men painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Nerilo wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.</font>
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22:31 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”</font>
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22:31 <font color=darkred>A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Nerilo's spirit is lifted knowing that Hasanto is around. Heybaybay is horrified... Hairplug4men, where are you?</font>
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22:31 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “Strike.”</font>
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22:31 Heybaybay took a hit and rolled in the mud. What a dirty fighter he is!
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22:32 <font color=darkblue>Heybaybay suddenly noticed that his weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Hairplug4men is on the watch.</font>
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22:32 <font color=darkblue>Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”</font>
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22:32 <font color=darkred>Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Nerilo. Heybaybay cries in jealous pain.</font>
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22:32 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds.”</font>
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22:32 Heybaybay began reciting a poem he wrote. Nerilo felt horrified, and clamped his hands over his ears.
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22:33 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”</font>
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22:33 <font color=darkred>Nerilo suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Hasanto is on the watch...</font>
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22:33 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Pray.”</font>
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22:33 <font color=darkred>Nerilo pulled the enemy's helmet over his eyes, ran to the side and offered a short prayer to his god.</font>
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22:33 Feeling the anger boiling inside him, Nerilo rushes toward the enemy to give him a hard blow.
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22:34 <font color=darkblue>Nerilo suddenly felt better. Heybaybay muttered mean things about his imprecise master.</font>
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22:34 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”</font>
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22:34 <font color=darkblue>Following the overheard hint from above, Heybaybay quickly swallowed some healing herbs.</font>
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22:34 <font color=darkred>Nerilo suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Hasanto is on the watch...</font>
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22:34 <font color=darkred>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike.”</font>
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22:34 Heybaybay used his “smack of the bribe” skill. Nerilo shuddered in fear.
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22:35 <font color=darkblue>A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. Hairplug4men is not sparing himself.</font>
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22:35 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”</font>
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22:35 <font color=darkred>Hasanto sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Heybaybay caught it neatly in a tender spot.</font>
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22:35 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds.”</font>
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22:35 Nerilo struck his rival's jaw with all his might. Heybaybay tottered like a loose tooth.
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22:35 <font color=darkblue>Hairplug4men painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Nerilo wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.</font>
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22:35 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”</font>
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22:35 <font color=darkblue>Mishearing the command from above, Heybaybay, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.</font>
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22:35 <font color=darkred>Heybaybay was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.</font>
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22:35 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Pray.”</font>
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22:35 <font color=darkred>Following his inner voice, Nerilo decides to read a quick prayer.</font>
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22:35 Heybaybay struck as hard as he could. Nerilo fell head over heels for him.
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22:36 <font color=darkblue>Heybaybay observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Hairplug4men is on the watch!</font>
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22:36 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”</font>
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22:36 <font color=darkred>A lightning bolt sent by Hasanto hit a peaceful pasture surrounding a monster grazing nearby. The Itch King moves away offended.</font>
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22:36 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike.”</font>
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22:36 Someone resembling a Godville Administrator called one of the fighters to the side and offered a pair of almost genuine golden bricks if they threw the fight. Heybaybay indignantly turned down the offer.
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22:37 <font color=darkblue>Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Heybaybay. Nerilo cries in jealous pain.</font>
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22:37 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “6 Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”</font>
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22:37 <font color=darkred>Suddenly, Nerilo grew two extra arms and started brutally punching Heybaybay. Hasanto is not showing mercy.</font>
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22:37 <font color=darkred>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds.”</font>
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22:37 <font color=darkred>Inspired by the support from above, Nerilo strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.</font>
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22:37 Nerilo mentioned his knowledge of the “sword-swallowing” skill. Heybaybay decided to feel worse, just in case.
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22:38 <font color=darkblue>A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Nerilo by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like Hairplug4men has had enough of Nerilo.</font>
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22:38 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “6 Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”</font>
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22:38 <font color=darkred>Heybaybay screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.</font>
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22:38 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Pray.”</font>
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22:38 Nerilo was blinded by the sun. Heybaybay helped out by poking his opponent in the eye.
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22:39 <font color=darkblue>Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Heybaybay. Nerilo cries in jealous pain.</font>
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22:39 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “6 Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”</font>
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22:39 <font color=darkblue>Heybaybay remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.</font>
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22:39 <font color=darkred>Heybaybay screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.</font>
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22:39 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “Strike.”</font>
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22:39 The opponents glared at each other's ears with bloodlust in their eyes.
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22:40 <font color=darkblue>Heybaybay felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.</font>
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22:40 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “6 Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”</font>
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22:40 <font color=darkblue>Mishearing the command from above, Heybaybay, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.</font>
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22:40 <font color=darkred>Hasanto sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Heybaybay caught it neatly in a tender spot.</font>
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22:40 <font color=darkred>A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds.”</font>
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22:40 Nerilo played a couple of “Pow-Wow” tunes on the enemy's helmet. Heybaybay got the tune stuck in his head.
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22:40 <font color=darkblue>Nerilo is confused: a meteorite flying at him deviated from its course at the last moment and hit both opponents at once. Careful, Hairplug4men!</font>
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22:40 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “6 Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”</font>
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22:40 <font color=darkred>Nerilo raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Heybaybay immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.</font>
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22:40 <font color=darkred>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Pray.”</font>
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22:40 Heybaybay tried to use a skill. Nerilo roared with laughter — does he even know how to use “swear-o-matic”?
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22:41 Nerilo ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Heybaybay thanks his partner for the mental training.
  
 
===Thank you!===
 
===Thank you!===

Revision as of 06:57, 22 June 2012

Tournament Rules

Entrance requirements

  1. One god per player.
  2. All guilds are welcome!
  3. All levels are welcome, however, given the match rules (below), it is highly recommended that you be at least level 40 or are highly experienced (and awesome!) in the arena.

Match rules

This is a no-holds-barred tournament. This means:

  1. No limits on god power or number of charges used.
  2. Use of miracles is allowed, but not encouraged.
  3. Choice of battleground is up to the competitors. You may chose "Challenge a friend" or attempt a match by sending to the arena.
  4. Each round must be completed within 7 days or both players may be eliminated. This means: A) If players are able to send friend invites and one fails to respond within the 7 days, the non-responsive player will be eliminated. B) If neither player can come up with a friend invite, and players are unable to meet in the arena due to level differences, both players will be eliminated.
  5. Ties will be decided by The Great Random. The "nominal winner" will be THE winner, so play to win, or risk going home.
  6. "No-holds-barred" does not mean "say/do whatever you want." Please respect the PG-13 level of this game and keep that in mind before sending voice commands.
  7. No whining! There's no crying in baseball or in this tournament.
  8. Have Fun!

Reporting Match Results

Once a battle is complete, send the winning information to either Lady Darkness or Dogess via private message in GV, on Palringo, or via email: HMLadyD@gmail.com and/or DogessStA@gmail.com. You only need to send the final GV post, however we encourage you to save a screenshot and/or the link to each battle.

Summer of 2012 Tournament

To view the brackets and follow your favorite gladiator's progress click here.

Announcements

Recruiting announcement

ATTENTION WARRIORS OF GODVILLE!!! Ask yourselves, do YOU seek honor ... power ... or the glory of battle?! Well, here is your chance! A tournament has been forged for just such a purpose! Whatever your heart desires, should you be deemed worthy, the Tournament of Champions is your opportunity to prove yourself! A no-holds-barred event like none before, and the prizes reflect it! 500 charges will be awarded to the tournament champion, along with 120 charges for second place, and 45 charges for third! And of course, the earned respect of all the contestants!! Actual prizes are provided courtesy of members of the Blue Feather, Harvest Moon, and Knights who say Ni guilds (respect, while not a tangible prize, is given by all). This event is open to ALL guilds and players, but we encourage only the seasoned warriors, (level 40+), to dare attempt this feat! However, should you be so daring, exceptions can be made. Visit this forum thread and step foot into your greatest challenge yet! The rules are simple and few... but if you are curious... you can find them and more information here. You do NOT want to miss the torrential madness that is soon to unfold! As for the rest of you out there, lock up your children and batten the hatches, because it’s about to storm in Godville!

Start Your Engines!

Thunder booms, lightning cracks, and dark clouds build over Godville

Ladies and Gentlemen! Warriors and Sorcerers! Sharpen your swords, tighten your bow, and don your finest armor! The time of reckoning is upon us! Shout to sky and summon your opponents, the Tournament of Champions has officially begun!!! For finalized bracket information, tourament rules, and posting instructions...please use this link. All first round match-ups should be complete by the 27th day of this month! If your opponent fails to respond to your call-out by then, they will be disqualified! Also, be sure everyone is aware that these matches are for real. No practice rounds! And finally...remember that this is a tournament of gladiatorship! While ruthless and reckless battles are encouraged, respect and honor are still virtues of even the most malevolent warriors! So with that, pray to your gods and charge your godpower! The storm has begun! Good luck!

Round 1 Battles

For full fight logs on all Round One battles, click here.

Thufirson vs. Skey

First match: Thufirson and his hero Skulspliter vs. Skey and his heroine Azzula.

Decided in: 43 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Thufirson

Safi vs. Yvo

Second match: Safi and his hero Errorus vs. Yvo and her heroine Jannys.

Decided in: 20 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Safi

McGodimus Prime vs. Shannonus

Third match: McGodimus Prime and his hero Robules vs. Shannonus and her hero Pirulin.

Decided in: 45 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Shannonus

Drool vs. A R I E S

Fourth match: Drool and his hero Drool vs. A R I E S and his hero SouthernCharmz.

Decided in: 24 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Drool (nominal winner)

Nenalata vs. Tlaloc

Fifth match: Nenalata and his heroine Fallon Skye vs. Tlaloc and his heroine Xholha.

Decided in: 42 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Tlaloc

God Of Tasty vs. ClumpyDog

Sixth match: God Of Tasty and his hero Tastyhotdog vs. ClumpyDog and his hero ClumpyPuppy.

Decided in: 16 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: God Of Tasty

Alistin vs. Fist of Fury

Seventh match: Alistin and his hero Tinalis vs. Fist of Fury and his hero Afrobenny.

Decided in: 64 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Alistin

Mortalin vs. Vorpal

Eighth match: Mortalin and his hero Remy von Uufenberg vs. Vorpal and his hero Harold Groebal.

Decided in: 20 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Mortalin

Your Divineness vs. Deprivus

Ninth match: Your Divineness and her hero Mihala vs. Deprivus and his hero Sickilla.

Decided in: 14 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Deprivus

Lord Bored vs. Yummy cracker

Tenth match: Lord Bored and his hero Bored19 vs. Yummy cracker and his hero Icky cracker.

Decided in: 30 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Lord Bored

Gorgeous George vs. Great Apollo

Eleventh match: Gorgeous George and his hero Alex the Average vs. Great Apollo and his hero The Real Worm.

Decided in: 13 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Great Apollo

14:41 It seems like The Real Worm and Alex The Average are about to have a fight in their imaginations.


14:42 Alex The Average took off a shoe and performed a masterful headshot. The Real Worm sustained a severe concussion.


14:42 Sly The Real Worm delivered a back-heel strike, flinging Alex The Average headfirst into a nearby ravine.


14:43 Alex The Average waved a red rag in the enemy's face as if he were a bull, then simply decided to stab him in the leg instead.


14:44 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “attack, smite, hit, kick.”

14:44 Great Apollo sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Alex The Average caught it neatly in a tender spot.

14:44 A voice came from somewhere above: “Smite your enemy!”

14:44 Inspired by the voice of his god, The Real Worm gives his enemy a very hard time. Alex The Average whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.

14:44 The Real Worm wanted to finish off Alex The Average using his “spontaneous combustion” skill, but it was still on cooldown.


14:45 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Alex The Average. The Real Worm cries in jealous pain.

14:45 A booming voice from above said: “heal, take herbs, drink potion.”

14:45 Great Apollo sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Alex The Average caught it neatly in a tender spot.

14:45 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Smite your wounds! Heal your enemy!”

14:45 Alex The Average spat on his fist and suddenly struck with his knee.


14:46 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Alex The Average. The Real Worm cries in jealous pain.

14:46 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “heal, take herbs, drink potion.”

14:46 Alex The Average is confused: a meteorite flying at him deviated from its course at the last moment and hit both opponents at once. Careful, Great Apollo!

14:46 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Smite this fiend and let the sky reign down upon them!”

14:46 The Real Worm struck his rival's jaw with all his might. Alex The Average tottered like a loose tooth.


14:47 Gorgeous George painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. The Real Worm wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.

14:47 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “attack, smite, hit, kick.”

14:47 Feeling the presence of his god, Alex The Average rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.

14:47 Great Apollo sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Alex The Average caught it neatly in a tender spot.

14:47 Something in the clouds roared: “Smite your wounds! Heal your enemy!”

14:47 The Real Worm remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.

14:47 Alex The Average rubbed some salt onto The Real Worm's wounds.


14:47 Alex The Average observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Gorgeous George is on the watch!

14:47 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “heal, take herbs, drink potion.”

14:47 Inspired by the support from above, Alex The Average strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.

14:47 Alex The Average screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.

14:47 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! Smite your enemy!”

14:47 The Real Worm cunningly used his shiny armor to reflect a sunbeam into his rival's face. While Alex The Average was rubbing his eyes, The Real Worm perfected some combo attacks on him.


14:48 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “attack, smite, hit, kick.”

14:48 Obeying the order sent from above, Alex The Average gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.

14:48 The Real Worm felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.

14:48 A booming voice from above said: “Smite your enemy!”

14:48 Alex The Average noticed that his rival was feeling some sort of pressure in the jaw area and used his fist to relieve it.


14:49 Gorgeous George painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. The Real Worm wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.

14:49 Something in the clouds roared: “heal, take herbs, drink potion.”

14:49 Suddenly, The Real Worm grew two extra arms and started brutally punching Alex The Average. Great Apollo is not showing mercy.

14:49 A voice came from somewhere above: “Smite your wounds! Heal your enemy!”

14:49 Mishearing the command from above, The Real Worm, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.

14:49 Alex The Average asked for a moment to pick up his teeth. The Real Worm responded by giving his opponent more teeth to pick up.


14:50 The Real Worm suddenly felt better. Alex The Average muttered mean things about his imprecise master.

14:50 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “heal, take herbs, drink potion.”

14:50 Alex The Average was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.

14:50 Something in the clouds roared: “Smite this fiend and let the sky reign down upon them!”

14:50 Alex The Average threw a punch. The Real Worm caught it with his face.


14:51 Alex The Average suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Gorgeous George is on the watch...

14:51 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “heal, take herbs, drink potion.”

14:51 The Real Worm raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Alex The Average immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.

14:51 Something in the clouds roared: “Smite your enemy!”

14:51 The Real Worm politely asked tramps that were passing by to hold back the rival for an especially nasty blow.


14:52 A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Gorgeous George!

14:52 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “heal, take herbs, drink potion.”

14:52 Alex The Average received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. The Real Worm is prostrating, praising his god.

14:52 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Smite your wounds! Heal your enemy!”

14:52 Alex The Average glanced at his watch and tried not to look bored. The Real Worm's feelings were hurt.


14:53 The Real Worm ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Alex The Average thanks his partner for the mental training.

Hairplug4men vs. Hasanto

Twelfth match: Hairplug4men and his hero Heybaybay vs. Hasanto and his hero Nerilo.

Decided in: 21 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Hasanto

22:23 It seems like Nerilo and Heybaybay are about to go wild in their imaginations.


22:24 Heybaybay giggled and tied a bow in his opponent's hair, severely reducing his self-esteem.


22:24 Nerilo rubbed some salt onto Heybaybay's wounds.


22:25 Nerilo dared Heybaybay to attack and try his best. Heybaybay dutifully complied and gave his opponent a severe concussion.


22:26 Nerilo received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Heybaybay is prostrating, praising his god.

22:26 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Attack punch smote his pet.”

22:26 Heybaybay was blinded by the sun. Nerilo helped out by poking his opponent in the eye.


22:27 Nerilo was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.

22:27 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Attack punch smote his solar bear!”

22:27 Heybaybay pointed behind his enemy's back and shouted: “Hey look, it's a Nine Inch Snail!” As Nerilo looked over his shoulder, he was rewarded with a moderate hit on the head.


22:28 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:28 Inspired by the support from above, Heybaybay strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.

22:28 Heybaybay suddenly felt better. Nerilo muttered mean things about his imprecise master.

22:28 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Pray.”

22:28 Nerilo struck his rival's jaw with all his might. Heybaybay tottered like a loose tooth.


22:29 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:29 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Nerilo's spirit is lifted knowing that Hasanto is around. Heybaybay is horrified... Hairplug4men, where are you?

22:29 A voice came from somewhere above: “Strike.”

22:29 Heybaybay used his “epitaph writing” skill. Nerilo shuddered in fear.


22:29 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:29 Following the overheard hint from above, Heybaybay quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

22:29 Nerilo raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Heybaybay immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.

22:29 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds.”

22:29 Nerilo shouted “In the name of Hasanto!” and gave his enemy a good smack.


22:30 Hairplug4men sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Nerilo caught it neatly in a tender spot.

22:30 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:30 Heybaybay received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Nerilo is prostrating, praising his god.

22:30 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Pray.”

22:30 Following his inner voice, Nerilo decides to read a quick prayer.

22:30 Heybaybay twisted his foot in the wrong direction and kicked himself with his own heel.


22:31 Hairplug4men painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Nerilo wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.

22:31 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:31 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Nerilo's spirit is lifted knowing that Hasanto is around. Heybaybay is horrified... Hairplug4men, where are you?

22:31 A booming voice from above said: “Strike.”

22:31 Heybaybay took a hit and rolled in the mud. What a dirty fighter he is!


22:32 Heybaybay suddenly noticed that his weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Hairplug4men is on the watch.

22:32 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:32 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Nerilo. Heybaybay cries in jealous pain.

22:32 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds.”

22:32 Heybaybay began reciting a poem he wrote. Nerilo felt horrified, and clamped his hands over his ears.


22:33 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:33 Nerilo suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Hasanto is on the watch...

22:33 Something in the clouds roared: “Pray.”

22:33 Nerilo pulled the enemy's helmet over his eyes, ran to the side and offered a short prayer to his god.

22:33 Feeling the anger boiling inside him, Nerilo rushes toward the enemy to give him a hard blow.


22:34 Nerilo suddenly felt better. Heybaybay muttered mean things about his imprecise master.

22:34 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:34 Following the overheard hint from above, Heybaybay quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

22:34 Nerilo suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Hasanto is on the watch...

22:34 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike.”

22:34 Heybaybay used his “smack of the bribe” skill. Nerilo shuddered in fear.


22:35 A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. Hairplug4men is not sparing himself.

22:35 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:35 Hasanto sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Heybaybay caught it neatly in a tender spot.

22:35 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds.”

22:35 Nerilo struck his rival's jaw with all his might. Heybaybay tottered like a loose tooth.


22:35 Hairplug4men painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Nerilo wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.

22:35 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:35 Mishearing the command from above, Heybaybay, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.

22:35 Heybaybay was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.

22:35 Something in the clouds roared: “Pray.”

22:35 Following his inner voice, Nerilo decides to read a quick prayer.

22:35 Heybaybay struck as hard as he could. Nerilo fell head over heels for him.


22:36 Heybaybay observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Hairplug4men is on the watch!

22:36 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:36 A lightning bolt sent by Hasanto hit a peaceful pasture surrounding a monster grazing nearby. The Itch King moves away offended.

22:36 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike.”

22:36 Someone resembling a Godville Administrator called one of the fighters to the side and offered a pair of almost genuine golden bricks if they threw the fight. Heybaybay indignantly turned down the offer.


22:37 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Heybaybay. Nerilo cries in jealous pain.

22:37 A booming voice from above said: “6 Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:37 Suddenly, Nerilo grew two extra arms and started brutally punching Heybaybay. Hasanto is not showing mercy.

22:37 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds.”

22:37 Inspired by the support from above, Nerilo strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.

22:37 Nerilo mentioned his knowledge of the “sword-swallowing” skill. Heybaybay decided to feel worse, just in case.


22:38 A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Nerilo by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like Hairplug4men has had enough of Nerilo.

22:38 A booming voice from above said: “6 Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:38 Heybaybay screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.

22:38 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Pray.”

22:38 Nerilo was blinded by the sun. Heybaybay helped out by poking his opponent in the eye.


22:39 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Heybaybay. Nerilo cries in jealous pain.

22:39 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “6 Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:39 Heybaybay remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.

22:39 Heybaybay screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.

22:39 A booming voice from above said: “Strike.”

22:39 The opponents glared at each other's ears with bloodlust in their eyes.


22:40 Heybaybay felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.

22:40 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “6 Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:40 Mishearing the command from above, Heybaybay, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.

22:40 Hasanto sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Heybaybay caught it neatly in a tender spot.

22:40 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds.”

22:40 Nerilo played a couple of “Pow-Wow” tunes on the enemy's helmet. Heybaybay got the tune stuck in his head.


22:40 Nerilo is confused: a meteorite flying at him deviated from its course at the last moment and hit both opponents at once. Careful, Hairplug4men!

22:40 A booming voice from above said: “6 Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:40 Nerilo raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Heybaybay immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.

22:40 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Pray.”

22:40 Heybaybay tried to use a skill. Nerilo roared with laughter — does he even know how to use “swear-o-matic”?


22:41 Nerilo ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Heybaybay thanks his partner for the mental training.

Thank you!

We'd like to thank our sponsors who will be providing the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd prizes! They'd like to remain anonymous, however, so we'll just tell you which guilds to be a tad nicer to for a week or so. To the generous members of Blue Feather, Harvest Moon, and Knights who say Ni - thanks for funding our fun!

We'd also like to take a moment to thank the support staff. This tournament would not be possible without their tireless efforts at imagining and creating this storm of whoop-tush, recruiting gladiators, information dissemination, writing announcements, inventing/debating/ignoring/solidifying rules, forum posting, cheerleading, and all around... well... support. These folks don't get paid, kiddos. They do it all out of the kindness of their hearts (that or a sincere desire to watch the competing gladiators waste their time and money entertaining the masses). That said, if you enjoy this tournament, take a sec to let 'em know! Send them a few charges to express your gratitude! Their time spent working on this has been time away from their beloved heroes and heroines, and many will require alignment adjustments or help with their temples by the time this is all over. And they did it all for you, the viewing public. So pay up!

In alphabetical order (so as to not show preference even though some are clearly more important than the others): Bellatrixie The Strange, Belteshazzar, Budapesties, Ceccetticat, Deprivus, Dogess, Hairplug4men, Lady Darkness, Little Ghost, Mistress of Science, Mortalin, Nenalata, SBFH, Tchulmaak, and Zeerty. Thanks to you, the Godville community got a nice show and an example of what can be accomplished when we put our minds together. Thanks for making this all possible!