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'''Victor:''' Alistin
 
'''Victor:''' Alistin
 
05:14 It seems like Afrobenny and Tinalis are about to go wild in their imaginations.
 
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05:15 Tinalis struck a glancing blow. Afrobenny dropped to the ground and feigned death.
 
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05:16 Afrobenny touched the enemy with cold hands. Tinalis shivered and froze.
 
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05:17 Tinalis spun around and gave his enemy a good slap. Afrobenny felt like something inside him cracked...
 
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05:18 Tinalis suddenly noticed that his weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Alistin is on the watch.
 
 
05:18 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! Heal and rest!” ☣
 
 
05:18 Afrobenny suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Fist of Fury is on the watch...
 
 
05:18 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:18 Suddenly thunderous crackling resonated in the air. Both competitors offered a prayer to their respective gods, just in case.
 
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05:19 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! Heal and rest!” ☣
 
 
05:19 Fist of Fury painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Tinalis wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
 
 
05:19 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:19 Afrobenny struck as hard as he could. Tinalis fell head over heels for him.
 
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05:19 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds! Heal and rest!” ☣
 
 
05:19 Tinalis remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.
 
 
05:19 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:19 Tinalis strikes. Afrobenny appears to have received a serious scratch.
 
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05:20 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds! Heal and rest!” ☣
 
 
05:20 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:20 Afrobenny remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.
 
 
05:20 While Tinalis was busy counting crows, Afrobenny crept up from behind and did his dirty business, removing several points from his rival's health.
 
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05:21 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! Heal and rest!” ☣
 
 
05:21 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kick, punch and attack.” ☣
 
 
05:21 Tinalis glanced at the enemy with a withering gaze. Afrobenny felt partially incinerated.
 
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05:22 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds! Heal and rest!” ☣
 
 
05:22 Mishearing the command from above, Tinalis, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.
 
 
05:22 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:22 Afrobenny slapped Tinalis around a bit with a large trout.
 
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05:23 Afrobenny was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.
 
 
05:23 A voice came from somewhere above: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:23 Afrobenny's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.
 
 
05:23 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:23 Local squirrels think that a Butter Troll that jumped out of the bushes will win this fight.
 
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05:24 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:24 Afrobenny observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Fist of Fury is on the watch!
 
 
05:24 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:24 Afrobenny remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.
 
 
05:24 Tinalis waved a red rag in the enemy's face as if he were a bull, then simply decided to stab him in the leg instead.
 
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05:24 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:24 Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Afrobenny caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival.
 
 
05:24 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:24 Afrobenny blew his opponent's mind with his dancing. Tinalis shook his head trying to recover.
 
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05:25 Tinalis felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
 
 
05:25 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:25 Following the overheard hint from above, Tinalis quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
 
 
05:25 Afrobenny's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.
 
 
05:25 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:25 Afrobenny remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.
 
 
05:25 Tinalis told the funniest joke in the world and Afrobenny cracked a rib laughing.
 
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05:26 Something in the clouds roared: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:26 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:26 Mishearing the command from above, Afrobenny, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.
 
 
05:26 Afrobenny floated like a very small rock and stung like a fish slap.
 
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05:27 A booming voice from above said: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:27 Inspired by the voice of his god, Tinalis severely thrashed his enemy.
 
 
05:27 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:27 Tinalis aims carefully and throws a cream pie at the enemy. Afrobenny licks his face to clean it off.
 
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05:28 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:28 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:28 Following the overheard hint from above, Afrobenny quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
 
 
05:28 Both of the heroes strained themselves. There was something in the air...
 
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05:29 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:29 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:29 Tinalis received a good blow to the face. Afrobenny politely offered to pick up his broken teeth.
 
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05:30 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Tinalis. Afrobenny cries in jealous pain.
 
 
05:30 Something in the clouds roared: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:30 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:30 Mishearing the command from above, Afrobenny, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.
 
 
05:30 While Afrobenny was fixing a spelling error in his diary, Tinalis crept up from behind and whacked him over the head.
 
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05:30 A voice came from somewhere above: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:30 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:30 Afrobenny ran headfirst at the enemy and leapt onto him with a wild cry.
 
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05:31 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Tinalis's spirit is lifted knowing that Alistin is around. Afrobenny is horrified... Fist of Fury, where are you?
 
 
05:31 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:31 Obeying the order sent from above, Tinalis gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.
 
 
05:31 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:31 Afrobenny dared Tinalis to attack and try his best. Tinalis dutifully complied and gave his opponent a severe concussion.
 
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05:32 Something in the clouds roared: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:32 A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. Fist of Fury is not sparing himself.
 
 
05:32 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:32 Afrobenny performed Up, Left, Circle, Square. Tinalis burst into flames.
 
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05:33 Afrobenny suddenly felt better. Tinalis muttered mean things about his imprecise master.
 
 
05:33 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:33 Feeling the presence of his god, Tinalis rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.
 
 
05:33 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:33 Afrobenny dared Tinalis to attack and try his best. Tinalis dutifully complied and gave his opponent a severe concussion.
 
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05:34 Something in the clouds roared: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:34 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:34 Afrobenny tried to possess the enemy's mind, but couldn't hold it. Tinalis had a mild headache.
 
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05:35 Tinalis suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Alistin is on the watch...
 
 
05:35 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:35 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:35 Mishearing the command from above, Afrobenny, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.
 
 
05:35 Tinalis hit his rival in the ear. Afrobenny was dazed and fell flat on his face.
 
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05:36 Alistin sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Afrobenny caught it neatly in a tender spot.
 
 
05:36 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:36 Afrobenny suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Fist of Fury is on the watch...
 
 
05:36 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:36 Unconventionally applying the “navel clamp” skill, Afrobenny managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own.
 
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05:37 Tinalis raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Afrobenny immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.
 
 
05:37 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:37 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Afrobenny's spirit is lifted knowing that Fist of Fury is around. Tinalis is horrified... Alistin, where are you?
 
 
05:37 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:37 Tinalis started to sing a ballad to Afrobenny in a surprisingly powerful voice. Afrobenny was suddenly struck with a sonic boom.
 
 
05:37 A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Afrobenny by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like Alistin has had enough of Afrobenny.
 
 
05:37 A booming voice from above said: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:37 Inspired by the voice of his god, Tinalis gives his enemy a very hard time. Afrobenny whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.
 
 
05:37 Afrobenny grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Tinalis's eyes.
 
 
05:37 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:37 Afrobenny readies his weapon, grits his teeth, takes aim, swings and misses.
 
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05:38 Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Tinalis caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival.
 
 
05:38 Something in the clouds roared: “Time to backfire :( Smite, strike, kick, kill!” ☣
 
 
05:38 Obeying the order sent from above, Tinalis gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.
 
 
05:38 Fist of Fury painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Tinalis wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
 
 
05:38 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:38 Following the overheard hint from above, Afrobenny quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
 
 
05:38 Tinalis swung hard, landing a blow on the opponent's shoulder. Afrobenny will remember it for quite some time.
 
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05:39 A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Afrobenny by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like Alistin has had enough of Afrobenny.
 
 
05:39 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:39 Afrobenny suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Fist of Fury is on the watch...
 
 
05:39 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:39 Tinalis tried cracking his knuckles to intimidate Afrobenny, only to end up hurting himself.
 
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05:40 Alistin painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Afrobenny wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
 
 
05:40 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:40 Following the overheard hint from above, Tinalis quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
 
 
05:40 Afrobenny's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.
 
 
05:40 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:40 A blow, another blow! Afrobenny felt his head go flat.
 
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05:41 Tinalis raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Afrobenny immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.
 
 
05:41 Something in the clouds roared: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:41 Afrobenny felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
 
 
05:41 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:41 Tinalis started complaining about how everyone he meets is trying to harm him. Afrobenny nodded in agreement and struck him with his weapon.
 
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05:42 Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Tinalis caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival.
 
 
05:42 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:42 Afrobenny suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Fist of Fury is on the watch...
 
 
05:42 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:42 Tinalis waved a red rag in the enemy's face as if he were a bull, then simply decided to stab him in the leg instead.
 
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05:43 Suddenly, Tinalis grew two extra arms and started brutally punching Afrobenny. Alistin is not showing mercy.
 
 
05:43 A voice came from somewhere above: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:43 A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. Fist of Fury is not sparing himself.
 
 
05:43 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:43 Following the overheard hint from above, Afrobenny quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
 
 
05:43 Afrobenny slapped Tinalis. It seems that the tooth fairy is going to visit him tonight.
 
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05:43 Alistin sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Afrobenny caught it neatly in a tender spot.
 
 
05:43 A voice came from somewhere above: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:43 Feeling the presence of his god, Tinalis rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.
 
 
05:43 Afrobenny felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
 
 
05:43 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:43 A sudden shower of rain slightly cooled the heroes' tempers. It seems that Tinalis is about to catch a cold.
 
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05:44 Tinalis raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Afrobenny immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.
 
 
05:44 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:44 Afrobenny suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Fist of Fury is on the watch...
 
 
05:44 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:44 Tinalis blew and pulled out Afrobenny's eyelashes.
 
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05:45 Alistin sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Afrobenny caught it neatly in a tender spot.
 
 
05:45 Something in the clouds roared: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:45 Afrobenny felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
 
 
05:45 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:45 Afrobenny giggled and tied a bow in his opponent's hair, severely reducing his self-esteem.
 
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05:46 Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Tinalis caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival.
 
 
05:46 Something in the clouds roared: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:46 Inspired by the voice of his god, Tinalis severely thrashed his enemy.
 
 
05:46 Afrobenny observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Fist of Fury is on the watch!
 
 
05:46 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:46 Inspired by the support from above, Afrobenny strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.
 
 
05:46 Tinalis performed Up, Left, Circle, Square. Afrobenny burst into flames.
 
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05:47 Tinalis's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.
 
 
05:47 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:47 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:47 Inspired by the support from above, Afrobenny strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.
 
 
05:47 Afrobenny performed Up, Left, Circle, Square. Tinalis burst into flames.
 
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05:48 Alistin painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Afrobenny wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
 
 
05:48 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:48 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:48 Tinalis ran off to the side and made a few bows in prayer.
 
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05:49 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:49 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:49 A Harvester of Sorrow grazing not far away from the arena suddenly went mad and rushed between the opponents, treading on their feet...
 
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05:49 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:49 Mishearing the command from above, Tinalis, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.
 
 
05:49 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:49 Afrobenny unleashed a barrage of painful puns. Tinalis winced in agony.
 
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05:50 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:50 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:50 Sly Tinalis delivered a back-heel strike, flinging Afrobenny headfirst into a nearby ravine.
 
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05:51 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:51 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:51 Mishearing the command from above, Afrobenny, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.
 
 
05:51 Afrobenny played a couple of “Pow-Wow” tunes on the enemy's helmet. Tinalis got the tune stuck in his head.
 
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05:52 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:52 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:52 Tinalis showed off his “brainstorm” skill from afar. Afrobenny turned white with fear.
 
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05:53 Tinalis's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.
 
 
05:53 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:53 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:53 Tinalis called his opponent a goat. Afrobenny got offended and kicked him with his hoof.
 
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05:54 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:54 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:54 Tinalis pointed behind his enemy's back and shouted: “Hey look, it's a Gold Flinger!” As Afrobenny looked over his shoulder, he was rewarded with a moderate hit on the head.
 
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05:55 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:55 Inspired by the support from above, Tinalis strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.
 
 
05:55 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:55 Afrobenny sadly looked at the pieces of his shattered confidence left after the last attack, then suddenly grabbed a sharp one and brutally stabbed Tinalis.
 
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05:55 Something in the clouds roared: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
05:55 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:55 Inspired by the support from above, Afrobenny strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.
 
 
05:55 Tinalis struck as hard as he could. Afrobenny fell head over heels for him.
 
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05:56 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:56 Following the overheard hint from above, Tinalis quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
 
 
05:56 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:56 Afrobenny slashed at his enemy. Tinalis responded with an impolite remark.
 
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05:57 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:57 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:57 Following the overheard hint from above, Afrobenny quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
 
 
05:57 Tinalis raised a white flag only to hit Afrobenny with the flag pole as he was about to celebrate.
 
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05:58 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:58 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:58 Inspired by the support from above, Afrobenny strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.
 
 
05:58 Afrobenny waved a red rag in the enemy's face as if he were a bull, then simply decided to stab him in the leg instead.
 
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05:59 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
05:59 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
05:59 Local squirrels think that a Recycloholic that jumped out of the bushes will win this fight.
 
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06:00 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
06:00 Tinalis remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.
 
 
06:00 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
06:00 Tinalis showed off his “brainstorm” skill from afar. Afrobenny turned white with fear.
 
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06:00 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
06:00 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
06:00 Tinalis complained of a severe hangover. Afrobenny nodded sympathetically and thrust his nerf cannon right into his rival's ear.
 
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06:01 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
06:01 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
06:01 Following the overheard hint from above, Afrobenny quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
 
 
06:01 Unconventionally applying the “cry of horror” skill, Tinalis managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own.
 
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06:02 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
06:02 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
06:02 Afrobenny waved a red rag in the enemy's face as if he were a bull, then simply decided to stab him in the leg instead.
 
 
06:03 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
06:03 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
06:03 Tinalis played a couple of “Pow-Wow” tunes on the enemy's helmet. Afrobenny got the tune stuck in his head.
 
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06:04 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
06:04 Inspired by the support from above, Tinalis strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.
 
 
06:04 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
06:04 The heroes are kung fu fighting. They are fast as lightning.
 
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06:05 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds!” ☣
 
 
06:05 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
06:05 A blow, another blow! Tinalis felt his head go flat.
 
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06:05 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! Heal and rest!” ☣
 
 
06:05 Following the overheard hint from above, Tinalis quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
 
 
06:05 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
06:05 Inspired by the support from above, Afrobenny strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.
 
 
06:05 Tinalis raised a white flag only to hit Afrobenny with the flag pole as he was about to celebrate.
 
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06:06 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! Heal and rest!” ☣
 
 
06:06 Mishearing the command from above, Tinalis, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.
 
 
06:06 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
06:06 Tinalis took a timeout to check that the opponent's last attack was in the rule books. Afrobenny used this chance to tie Tinalis's shoelaces together.
 
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06:07 A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Afrobenny by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like Alistin has had enough of Afrobenny.
 
 
06:07 A voice came from somewhere above: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
06:07 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
06:07 Afrobenny remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.
 
 
06:07 Tinalis waved a red rag in the enemy's face as if he were a bull, then simply decided to stab him in the leg instead.
 
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06:08 A booming voice from above said: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
06:08 A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Fist of Fury!
 
 
06:08 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
06:08 Afrobenny attempted to do something nice, but failed as usual. The injured Tinalis refused to accept an apology.
 
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06:09 Afrobenny received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Tinalis is prostrating, praising his god.
 
 
06:09 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike, smite, kick, kill! Attack!” ☣
 
 
06:09 Inspired by the voice of his god, Tinalis gives his enemy a very hard time. Afrobenny whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.
 
 
06:09 Afrobenny felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
 
 
06:09 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds! .” ☣
 
 
06:09 Unconventionally applying the “cry of horror” skill, Tinalis managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own.
 
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06:10 Tinalis ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Afrobenny thanks his partner for the mental training.
 
  
 
====Mortalin vs. Vorpal====
 
====Mortalin vs. Vorpal====

Revision as of 06:18, 20 June 2012

Tournament Rules

Entrance requirements

  1. One god per player.
  2. All guilds are welcome!
  3. All levels are welcome, however, given the match rules (below), it is highly recommended that you be at least level 40 or are highly experienced (and awesome!) in the arena.

Match rules

This is a no-holds-barred tournament. This means:

  1. No limits on god power or number of charges used.
  2. Use of miracles is allowed, but not encouraged.
  3. Choice of battleground is up to the competitors. You may chose "Challenge a friend" or attempt a match by sending to the arena.
  4. Each round must be completed within 7 days or both players may be eliminated. This means: A) If players are able to send friend invites and one fails to respond within the 7 days, the non-responsive player will be eliminated. B) If neither player can come up with a friend invite, and players are unable to meet in the arena due to level differences, both players will be eliminated.
  5. Ties will be decided by The Great Random. The "nominal winner" will be THE winner, so play to win, or risk going home.
  6. "No-holds-barred" does not mean "say/do whatever you want." Please respect the PG-13 level of this game and keep that in mind before sending voice commands.
  7. No whining! There's no crying in baseball or in this tournament.
  8. Have Fun!

Reporting Match Results

Once a battle is complete, send the winning information to either Lady Darkness or Dogess via private message in GV, on Palringo, or via email: HMLadyD@gmail.com and/or DogessStA@gmail.com. You only need to send the final GV post, however we encourage you to save a screenshot and/or the link to each battle.

Summer of 2012 Tournament

To view the brackets and follow your favorite gladiator's progress click here.

Announcements

Recruiting announcement

ATTENTION WARRIORS OF GODVILLE!!! Ask yourselves, do YOU seek honor ... power ... or the glory of battle?! Well, here is your chance! A tournament has been forged for just such a purpose! Whatever your heart desires, should you be deemed worthy, the Tournament of Champions is your opportunity to prove yourself! A no-holds-barred event like none before, and the prizes reflect it! 500 charges will be awarded to the tournament champion, along with 120 charges for second place, and 45 charges for third! And of course, the earned respect of all the contestants!! Actual prizes are provided courtesy of members of the Blue Feather, Harvest Moon, and Knights who say Ni guilds (respect, while not a tangible prize, is given by all). This event is open to ALL guilds and players, but we encourage only the seasoned warriors, (level 40+), to dare attempt this feat! However, should you be so daring, exceptions can be made. Visit this forum thread and step foot into your greatest challenge yet! The rules are simple and few... but if you are curious... you can find them and more information here. You do NOT want to miss the torrential madness that is soon to unfold! As for the rest of you out there, lock up your children and batten the hatches, because it’s about to storm in Godville!

Start Your Engines!

Thunder booms, lightning cracks, and dark clouds build over Godville

Ladies and Gentlemen! Warriors and Sorcerers! Sharpen your swords, tighten your bow, and don your finest armor! The time of reckoning is upon us! Shout to sky and summon your opponents, the Tournament of Champions has officially begun!!! For finalized bracket information, tourament rules, and posting instructions...please use this link. All first round match-ups should be complete by the 27th day of this month! If your opponent fails to respond to your call-out by then, they will be disqualified! Also, be sure everyone is aware that these matches are for real. No practice rounds! And finally...remember that this is a tournament of gladiatorship! While ruthless and reckless battles are encouraged, respect and honor are still virtues of even the most malevolent warriors! So with that, pray to your gods and charge your godpower! The storm has begun! Good luck!

Round 1 Battles

For full fight logs on all Round One battles, click here.

Thufirson vs. Skey

First match: Thufirson and his hero Skulspliter vs. Skey and his heroine Azzula.

Decided in: 43 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Thufirson

Safi vs. Yvo

Second match: Safi and his hero Errorus vs. Yvo and her heroine Jannys.

Decided in: 20 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Safi

McGodimus Prime vs. Shannonus

Third match: McGodimus Prime and his hero Robules vs. Shannonus and her hero Pirulin.

Decided in: 45 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Shannonus

Drool vs. A R I E S

Fourth match: Drool and his hero Drool vs. A R I E S and his hero SouthernCharmz.

Decided in: 24 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Drool (nominal winner)

Nenalata vs. Tlaloc

Fifth match: Nenalata and his heroine Fallon Skye vs. Tlaloc and his heroine Xholha.

Decided in: 42 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Tlaloc

God Of Tasty vs. ClumpyDog

Sixth match: God Of Tasty and his hero Tastyhotdog vs. ClumpyDog and his hero ClumpyPuppy.

Decided in: 16 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: God Of Tasty

Alistin vs. Fist of Fury

Seventh match: Alistin and his hero Tinalis vs. Fist of Fury and his hero Afrobenny.

Decided in: 64 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Alistin

Mortalin vs. Vorpal

Eighth match: Mortalin and his hero Remy von Uufenberg vs. Vorpal and his hero Harold Groebal.

Decided in: 20 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Mortalin

Your Divineness vs. Deprivus

Ninth match: Your Divineness and her hero Mihala vs. Deprivus and his hero Sickilla.

Decided in: 14 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Deprivus

Lord Bored vs. Yummy cracker

Tenth match: Lord Bored and his hero Bored19 vs. Yummy cracker and his hero Icky cracker.

Decided in: 30 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Lord Bored

Thank you!

We'd like to thank our sponsors who will be providing the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd prizes! They'd like to remain anonymous, however, so we'll just tell you which guilds to be a tad nicer to for a week or so. To the generous members of Blue Feather, Harvest Moon, and Knights who say Ni - thanks for funding our fun!

We'd also like to take a moment to thank the support staff. This tournament would not be possible without their tireless efforts at imagining and creating this storm of whoop-tush, recruiting gladiators, information dissemination, writing announcements, inventing/debating/ignoring/solidifying rules, forum posting, cheerleading, and all around... well... support. These folks don't get paid, kiddos. They do it all out of the kindness of their hearts (that or a sincere desire to watch the competing gladiators waste their time and money entertaining the masses). That said, if you enjoy this tournament, take a sec to let 'em know! Send them a few charges to express your gratitude! Their time spent working on this has been time away from their beloved heroes and heroines, and many will require alignment adjustments or help with their temples by the time this is all over. And they did it all for you, the viewing public. So pay up!

In alphabetical order (so as to not show preference even though some are clearly more important than the others): Bellatrixie The Strange, Belteshazzar, Budapesties, Ceccetticat, Deprivus, Dogess, Hairplug4men, Lady Darkness, Little Ghost, Mistress of Science, Mortalin, Nenalata, SBFH, Tchulmaak, and Zeerty. Thanks to you, the Godville community got a nice show and an example of what can be accomplished when we put our minds together. Thanks for making this all possible!