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'''Victor:''' Shannonus
 
'''Victor:''' Shannonus
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13:36 It seems like Robules and Pirulin are about to go wild in their imaginations.
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13:37 With the force of his will and the strength of his hands, Pirulin blocked his rival's chakra, causing severe damage to his lower body.
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13:38 Robules performed Up, Left, Circle, Square. Pirulin burst into flames.
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13:38 Pirulin appraisingly glances at the enemy and outlines his body shape on the ground.
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13:39 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:39 Robules raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Pirulin immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.
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13:39 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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13:39 Robules struck his rival's jaw with all his might. Pirulin tottered like a loose tooth.
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13:40 A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. Shannonus is not sparing herself.
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13:40 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:40 Robules's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.
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13:40 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Pray. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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13:40 Pirulin used his “menacing glance” skill. Robules shuddered in fear.
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13:41 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:41 Robules suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that McGodimus Prime is on the watch...
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13:41 A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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13:41 Robules pointed a stick at Pirulin and shouted 'Crucio!', but nothing happened.
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13:42 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Pirulin's spirit is lifted knowing that Shannonus is around. Robules is horrified... McGodimus Prime, where are you?
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13:42 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:42 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal. Pray. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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13:42 Passing tramps stopped for a moment to watch the brawl.
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13:43 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:43 Following the overheard hint from above, Pirulin quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
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13:43 Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Robules caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival.
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13:43 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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13:43 Pirulin began reciting a poem he wrote. Robules felt horrified, and clamped his hands over his ears.
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13:44 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:44 Pirulin received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Robules is prostrating, praising his god.
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13:44 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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13:44 Robules senses his god becoming bored and attempts to hasten the duel with an immensely powerful attack on Pirulin.
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13:44 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Pirulin. Robules cries in jealous pain.
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13:44 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:44 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Pray. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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13:44 Following his inner voice, Robules decides to read a quick prayer.
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13:44 Robules got punched so hard he saw some dots before his eyes. He then connected them to make a smiley face. Neat.
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13:45 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:45 A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Pirulin by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like McGodimus Prime has had enough of Pirulin.
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13:45 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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13:45 Following his inner voice, Robules decides to read a quick prayer.
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13:45 Robules rushed into attack but tripped over his foot. Pirulin facepalmed so hard that he fractured his skull.
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13:46 Pirulin observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Shannonus is on the watch!
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13:46 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:46 Following the overheard hint from above, Pirulin quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
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13:46 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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13:46 Pirulin struck a glancing blow. Robules dropped to the ground and feigned death.
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13:47 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:47 Pirulin remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.
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13:47 Robules observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. McGodimus Prime is on the watch!
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13:47 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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13:47 Inspired by the support from above, Robules strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.
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13:47 Robules unleashed a barrage of painful puns. Pirulin winced in agony.
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13:48 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:48 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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13:48 Pirulin managed to grab his opponent's health bar and beat him with it, breaking off a piece in the process.
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13:49 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:49 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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13:49 Pirulin dared Robules to attack and try his best. Robules dutifully complied and gave his opponent a severe concussion.
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13:49 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:49 Following the overheard hint from above, Pirulin quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
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13:49 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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13:49 Pirulin threw a bucket of water. Robules nearly drowned.
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13:50 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:50 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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13:50 Robules pulled the enemy's helmet over his eyes, ran to the side and offered a short prayer to his god.
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13:50 Unconventionally applying the “menacing glance” skill, Robules managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own.
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13:51 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:51 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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13:51 Robules was blinded by the sun. Pirulin helped out by poking his opponent in the eye.
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13:52 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:52 A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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13:52 Feeling the presence of his god, Robules rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.
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13:52 Robules wanted to finish off Pirulin using his “Turn of Rincewind” skill, but it was still on cooldown.
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13:53 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:53 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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13:53 Mishearing the command from above, Robules, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.
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13:53 Pirulin slapped Robules around a bit with a large trout.
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13:54 Pirulin's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.
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13:54 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:54 Following the overheard hint from above, Pirulin quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
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13:54 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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13:54 Robules ran into his opponent as hard as he could. Pirulin almost fell to his knees.
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13:55 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:55 Pirulin remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.
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13:55 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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13:55 Local squirrels think that a Subliminal Messenger that jumped out of the bushes will win this fight.
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13:55 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Attack, smite, kill! Ni!” ☣
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13:55 A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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13:55 Pirulin struck his rival's jaw with all his might. Robules rocked on his heels.
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13:56 A voice came from somewhere above: “Attack, smite, kill! Ni!” ☣
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13:56 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Robules's spirit is lifted knowing that McGodimus Prime is around. Pirulin is horrified... Shannonus, where are you?
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13:56 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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13:56 Pirulin begged for a break, so Robules broke his nose.
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13:57 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:57 Mishearing the command from above, Pirulin, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.
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13:57 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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13:57 Inspired by the support from above, Robules strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.
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13:57 Someone resembling a Godville Administrator called one of the fighters to the side and offered a pair of almost genuine golden bricks if they threw the fight. Pirulin indignantly turned down the offer.
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13:58 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:58 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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13:58 Pirulin embraced his rival so viciously that everything went dark before Robules's eyes.
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13:59 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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13:59 A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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13:59 Robules hesitates — the boomstick looks too dangerous in the opponent's hands.
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14:00 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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14:00 Inspired by the support from above, Pirulin strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.
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14:00 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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14:00 Robules was blinded by the sun. Pirulin helped out by poking his opponent in the eye.
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14:01 A voice came from somewhere above: “Attack, smite, kill! Ni!” ☣
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14:01 A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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14:01 Obeying the order sent from above, Robules gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.
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14:01 Robules ran around his opponent several times, giving him a severe headache.
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14:02 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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14:02 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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14:02 Pirulin gave Robules a strong jolt, causing him to grit his teeth in agony.
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14:02 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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14:02 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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14:02 Following the overheard hint from above, Robules quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
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14:02 Robules took off a shoe and performed a masterful headshot. Pirulin sustained a severe concussion.
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14:03 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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14:03 A booming voice from above said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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14:03 Pirulin blew his opponent's mind with his dancing. Robules shook his head trying to recover.
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14:04 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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14:04 Pirulin remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.
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14:04 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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14:04 Robules rushed into attack but tripped over his foot. Pirulin facepalmed so hard that he fractured his skull.
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14:05 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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14:05 Following the overheard hint from above, Pirulin quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
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14:05 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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14:05 Inspired by the support from above, Robules strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.
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14:05 Pirulin attempted to miss Robules but failed, causing him some damage.
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14:06 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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14:06 Mishearing the command from above, Pirulin, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.
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14:06 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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14:06 Robules touched the enemy with cold hands. Pirulin shivered and froze.
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14:07 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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14:07 A booming voice from above said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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14:07 Politely inquiring about Robules's well-being, Pirulin insisted on giving him a free open-heart massage.
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14:08 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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14:08 Robules raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Pirulin immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.
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14:08 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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14:08 Robules expertly spat a broken tooth right into his opponent's eye.
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14:08 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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14:08 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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14:08 Pirulin showed off his “save-load” skill from afar. Robules turned white with fear.
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14:09 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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14:09 A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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14:09 Obeying the order sent from above, Robules gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.
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14:09 Robules senses his god becoming bored and attempts to hasten the duel with an immensely powerful attack on Pirulin.
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14:10 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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14:10 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.”  ☣
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Inspired by the support from above, Robules strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.
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14:10 A sudden shower of rain slightly cooled the heroes' tempers. It seems that Pirulin is about to catch a cold.
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14:11 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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14:11 Pirulin remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.
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14:11 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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14:11 Unconventionally applying the “menacing glance” skill, Pirulin managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own.
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14:12 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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14:12 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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14:12 Robules hit his rival in the ear. Pirulin was dazed and fell flat on his face.
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14:13 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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14:13 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣
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14:13 Pirulin fights like a dairy farmer, which is appropriate since Robules fights like a cow.
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14:13 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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14:13 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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14:13 Feeling the presence of his god, Robules rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.
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14:13 Pirulin waved a red rag in the enemy's face as if he were a bull, then simply decided to stab him in the leg instead.
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14:14 Robules screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.
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14:14 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣
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14:14 Inspired by the support from above, Pirulin strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.
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14:14 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣
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14:14 Pirulin offered the enemy a fist fight. Robules promptly responded with a roundhouse kick.
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14:15 Pirulin ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Robules thanks his partner for the mental training.
  
 
====Drool vs. A R I E S====
 
====Drool vs. A R I E S====

Revision as of 01:06, 19 June 2012

Tournament Rules:

Entrance requirements:

  1. One god per player.
  2. All guilds are welcome!
  3. All levels are welcome, however, given the match rules (below), it is highly recommended that you be at least level 40 or are highly experienced (and awesome!) in the arena.

Match rules:

This is a no-holds-barred tournament. This means:

  1. No limits on god power or number of charges used.
  2. Use of miracles is allowed, but not encouraged.
  3. Choice of battleground is up to the competitors. You may chose "Challenge a friend" or attempt a match by sending to the arena.
  4. Each round must be completed within 7 days or both players may be eliminated. This means: A) If players are able to send friend invites and one fails to respond within the 7 days, the non-responsive player will be eliminated. B) If neither player can come up with a friend invite, and players are unable to meet in the arena due to level differences, both players will be eliminated.
  5. Ties will be decided by The Great Random. The "nominal winner" will be THE winner, so play to win, or risk going home.
  6. "No-holds-barred" does not mean "say/do whatever you want." Please respect the PG-13 level of this game and keep that in mind before sending voice commands.
  7. No whining! There's no crying in baseball or in this tournament.
  8. Have Fun!

Reporting Match Results:

Once a battle is complete, send the winning information to either Lady Darkness or Dogess via private message in GV, on Palringo, or via email: HMLadyD@gmail.com and/or DogessStA@gmail.com. You only need to send the final GV post, however we encourage you to save a screenshot and/or the link to each battle.

Summer of 2012 Tournament

To view the brackets and follow your favorite gladiator's progress click here.

Announcements:

Recruiting announcement

ATTENTION WARRIORS OF GODVILLE!!! Ask yourselves, do YOU seek honor ... power ... or the glory of battle?! Well, here is your chance! A tournament has been forged for just such a purpose! Whatever your heart desires, should you be deemed worthy, the Tournament of Champions is your opportunity to prove yourself! A no-holds-barred event like none before, and the prizes reflect it! 500 charges will be awarded to the tournament champion, along with 120 charges for second place, and 45 charges for third! And of course, the earned respect of all the contestants!! Actual prizes are provided courtesy of members of the Blue Feather, Harvest Moon, and Knights who say Ni guilds (respect, while not a tangible prize, is given by all). This event is open to ALL guilds and players, but we encourage only the seasoned warriors, (level 40+), to dare attempt this feat! However, should you be so daring, exceptions can be made. Visit this forum thread and step foot into your greatest challenge yet! The rules are simple and few... but if you are curious... you can find them and more information here. You do NOT want to miss the torrential madness that is soon to unfold! As for the rest of you out there, lock up your children and batten the hatches, because it’s about to storm in Godville!

Start Your Engines!

Thunder booms, lightning cracks, and dark clouds build over Godville

Ladies and Gentlemen! Warriors and Sorcerers! Sharpen your swords, tighten your bow, and don your finest armor! The time of reckoning is upon us! Shout to sky and summon your opponents, the Tournament of Champions has officially begun!!! For finalized bracket information, tourament rules, and posting instructions...please use this link. All first round match-ups should be complete by the 27th day of this month! If your opponent fails to respond to your call-out by then, they will be disqualified! Also, be sure everyone is aware that these matches are for real. No practice rounds! And finally...remember that this is a tournament of gladiatorship! While ruthless and reckless battles are encouraged, respect and honor are still virtues of even the most malevolent warriors! So with that, pray to your gods and charge your godpower! The storm has begun! Good luck!

Round 1 Battles:

Thufirson vs. Skey

First match: Thufirson and his hero Skulspliter vs. Skey and his heroine Azzula.

Decided in: 43 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Thufirson

20:32 It seems like Azzula and Skulspliter are about to have an imaginary fight.


20:33 Skulspliter performed Up, Left, Circle, Square. Azzula burst into flames.


20:34 Azzula mentioned her knowledge of the “disarming smile” skill. Skulspliter decided to feel worse, just in case.


20:35 Skulspliter struck as hard as he could. Azzula fell head over heels for him.


20:36 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Skulspliter's spirit is lifted knowing that Thufirson is around. Azzula is horrified... Skey, where are you?

20:36 A booming voice from above said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”

20:36 Following the overheard hint from above, Skulspliter quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

20:36 A voice came from somewhere above: “heal your beer. drink wounds. rest on medic.”

20:36 The heroes looked at each other knowingly, then ran aside for a quick prayer.


20:37 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:37 A booming voice from above said: “heal your beer. drink wounds. rest on medic.”

20:37 Azzula struck her rival's jaw with all her might. Skulspliter tottered like a loose tooth.


20:37 Skulspliter raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Azzula immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on her.

20:37 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:37 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Drink a beer. Rest.”

20:37 Azzula started complaining about how everyone she meets is trying to harm her. Skulspliter nodded in agreement and struck her with his weapon.


20:38 A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:38 Inspired by the voice of his god, Skulspliter severely thrashed his enemy.

20:38 Azzula felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.

20:38 A voice came from somewhere above: “heal your wounds. restore health.”

20:38 Azzula embraced her rival so viciously that everything went dark before Skulspliter's eyes.


20:39 Azzula was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.

20:39 A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:39 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”

20:39 Following the overheard hint from above, Azzula quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

20:39 Skulspliter sneezed powerfully. Azzula flew backwards.


20:40 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:40 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Azzula. Skulspliter cries in jealous pain.

20:40 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”

20:40 Azzula ran into her opponent as hard as she could. Skulspliter almost fell to his knees.


20:41 A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Thufirson!

20:41 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:41 A booming voice from above said: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”

20:41 Inspired by the support from above, Azzula strains herself and quickly heals up some wounds.

20:41 Skulspliter struck as hard as he could. Azzula fell head over heels for him.


20:42 Skulspliter raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Azzula immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on her.

20:42 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:42 Inspired by the voice of his god, Skulspliter severely thrashed his enemy.

20:42 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”

20:42 Azzula showed off her new battle pose. Skulspliter almost suffocated in a fit of hysterical laughter.


20:43 Skulspliter raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Azzula immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on her.

20:43 Something in the clouds roared: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”

20:43 Skulspliter suddenly felt better. Azzula muttered mean things about her imprecise master.

20:43 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal. Drink a beer. Rest.”

20:43 Skulspliter tried to do a ninja move. Azzula laughed at the results.


20:43 Thufirson sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Azzula caught it neatly in a tender spot.

20:43 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:43 Azzula observes as her wounds amazingly disappear. Skey is on the watch!

20:43 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”

20:43 Inspired by the support from above, Azzula strains herself and quickly heals up some wounds.

20:43 Passing tramps stopped for a moment to watch the brawl.


20:44 Azzula was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.

20:44 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:44 Azzula suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about her wounds! It looks like Skey is on the watch...

20:44 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”

20:44 Mishearing the command from above, Azzula, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.

20:44 Skulspliter dared Azzula to attack and try her best. Azzula dutifully complied and gave her opponent a severe concussion.


20:45 Thufirson painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Azzula wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.

20:45 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:45 Azzula grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of her god closes her wounds before Skulspliter's eyes.

20:45 A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”

20:45 Skulspliter suddenly bit his enemy's ear, almost tearing her head off.


20:46 Azzula screamed in agony as her worst nightmare showed up on the world behind her eyelids.

20:46 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:46 Skey painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Skulspliter wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.

20:46 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”

20:46 Mishearing the command from above, Azzula, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.

20:46 Skulspliter was blinded by the sun. Azzula helped out by poking her opponent in the eye.


20:47 Skulspliter suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Thufirson is on the watch...

20:47 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:47 Skey painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Skulspliter wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.

20:47 Skulspliter distracted his opponent by showing her a fig and then suddenly grabbed her nose with his other hand.


20:48 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:48 Feeling the presence of his god, Skulspliter rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.

20:48 A booming voice from above said: “Heal. Drink a beer. Rest.”

20:48 Azzula tried to use her wit. When that failed, she simply flicked her opponent in the ear.


20:48 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:48 A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”

20:48 Skulspliter started to sing a ballad to Azzula in a surprisingly powerful voice. Azzula was suddenly struck with a sonic boom.


20:49 A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:49 Something in the clouds roared: “restore health. seek a medic to heal.”

20:49 Azzula bit Skulspliter's arm and hung on for dear life.


20:50 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:50 Obeying the order sent from above, Skulspliter gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.

20:50 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike the heart, kick the shin, Fight attack and burn them.”

20:50 Inspired by the voice of her god, Azzula severely thrashed her enemy.

20:50 Skulspliter knocked his opponent off her feet, but Azzula managed to grab the offender and pull him down at the last moment.


20:51 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:51 Obeying the order sent from above, Skulspliter gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.

20:51 A booming voice from above said: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”

20:51 The heroes looked at each other knowingly, then ran aside for a quick prayer.


20:52 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:52 A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. Skey is not sparing himself.

20:52 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”

20:52 Azzula played a couple of “Pow-Wow” tunes on the enemy's helmet. Skulspliter got the tune stuck in his head.


20:53 A lightning bolt sent by Thufirson hit a peaceful pasture surrounding a monster grazing nearby. The Shopping Mauler moves away offended.

20:53 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:53 Skulspliter received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Azzula is prostrating, praising her god.

20:53 A booming voice from above said: “sneak attack. kick the enemy strike.”

20:53 Skulspliter introduced his weapon to Azzula's face.


20:53 Azzula suddenly felt better. Skulspliter muttered mean things about his imprecise master.

20:53 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

20:53 A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Skulspliter by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like Skey has had enough of Skulspliter.

20:53 A booming voice from above said: “destory kick hit the attack in the right spot. smite.”

20:53 Inspired by the voice of her god, Azzula gives her enemy a very hard time. Skulspliter whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.

20:53 Azzula kicked with vigor, but Skulspliter managed to somewhat deflect the strike.


20:54 Skulspliter observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Thufirson is on the watch!

20:54 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”

20:54 Azzula suddenly noticed that her weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Skey is on the watch.

20:54 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike the heart, kick the shin, Fight attack and burn them.”

20:54 Obeying the order sent from above, Azzula gathers her strength and strikes her opponent one more time.

20:54 Skulspliter senses his god becoming bored and attempts to hasten the duel with an immensely powerful attack on Azzula.


20:55 Skulspliter grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Azzula's eyes.

20:55 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”

20:55 Skulspliter screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.

20:55 Something in the clouds roared: “destory kick hit the attack in the right spot. smite.”

20:55 Skulspliter took a hit and rolled in the mud. What a dirty fighter he is!


20:56 Skulspliter observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Thufirson is on the watch!

20:56 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”

20:56 Azzula suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Skey is on the watch...

20:56 Something in the clouds roared: “sneak attack. kick the enemy strike.”

20:56 Skulspliter fights like a dairy farmer, which is appropriate since Azzula fights like a cow.


20:57 Skulspliter grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Azzula's eyes.

20:57 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”

20:57 Following the overheard hint from above, Skulspliter quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

20:57 Skulspliter received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Azzula is prostrating, praising her god.

20:57 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike the heart, kick the shin, Fight attack and burn them.”

20:57 Skulspliter landed an unobtrusive kick with his left foot into Azzula's right ear, knocking her to the ground into an upside-down butterfly pose.


20:58 Skulspliter grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Azzula's eyes.

20:58 A booming voice from above said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”

20:58 Following the overheard hint from above, Skulspliter quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

20:58 Skulspliter was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.

20:58 Something in the clouds roared: “sneak attack. kick the enemy strike.”

20:58 Azzula used her “teeth gnashing” skill. Skulspliter shuddered in fear.


20:59 Skulspliter's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.

20:59 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”

20:59 Mishearing the command from above, Skulspliter, just in case, strikes the enemy on her head.

20:59 Skulspliter suddenly felt better. Azzula muttered mean things about her imprecise master.

20:59 A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”

20:59 Skulspliter mentioned his knowledge of the “death by snu-snu” skill. Azzula decided to feel worse, just in case.


20:59 Skulspliter grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Azzula's eyes.

20:59 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”

20:59 Azzula observes as her wounds amazingly disappear. Skey is on the watch!

20:59 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”

20:59 Azzula remembers about the bottle of iodine solution she saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on herself.

20:59 Azzula began reciting a poem she wrote. Skulspliter felt horrified, and clamped his hands over his ears.


21:00 Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Skulspliter caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival.

21:00 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

21:00 Azzula felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.

21:00 Something in the clouds roared: “Seek a medic and get aid. Heal and Drink it.”

21:00 Skulspliter managed to grab his opponent's health bar and beat her with it, breaking off a piece in the process.


21:01 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Skulspliter's spirit is lifted knowing that Thufirson is around. Azzula is horrified... Skey, where are you?

21:01 A booming voice from above said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”

21:01 A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”

21:01 A sudden clap of thunder forced both heroes to duck and cover with their ears. Luckily, sometimes it's just a thunderstorm.


21:02 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

21:02 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”

21:02 Skulspliter dared Azzula to attack and try her best. Azzula dutifully complied and gave her opponent a severe concussion.


21:03 A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

21:03 Feeling the presence of his god, Skulspliter rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.

21:03 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Drink a beer. Rest.”

21:03 Unconventionally applying the “death by snu-snu” skill, Skulspliter managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own.


21:04 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

21:04 Obeying the order sent from above, Skulspliter gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.

21:04 A booming voice from above said: “heal now. I know you tired. Drink medicine.”

21:04 Suddenly the handcuffs of strength hits the magic ankle bracelet with a dull thud. What a stern fight!


21:04 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

21:04 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Seek a medic and get aid. Heal and Drink it.”

21:04 Azzula threw a punch. Skulspliter caught it with his face.


21:05 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

21:05 A booming voice from above said: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”

21:05 Skulspliter performed Up, Left, Circle, Square. Azzula burst into flames.


21:06 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

21:06 Feeling the presence of his god, Skulspliter rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.

21:06 Something in the clouds roared: “Double attack with extra damage! smash, smite, and destroy.”

21:06 Obeying the order sent from above, Azzula gathers her strength and strikes her opponent one more time.

21:06 Sly Azzula delivered a back-heel strike, flinging Skulspliter headfirst into a nearby ravine.


21:07 Skulspliter suddenly noticed that his weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Thufirson is on the watch.

21:07 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

21:07 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Azzula. Skulspliter cries in jealous pain.

21:07 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Attack with still. strike like bowling. Destroy.”

21:07 Inspired by the voice of her god, Azzula gives her enemy a very hard time. Skulspliter whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.

21:07 Skulspliter leaned forward and produced a shiny gold coin from behind Azzula's left ear. Azzula was astonished and she bit her own tongue.


21:08 Azzula screamed in agony as her worst nightmare showed up on the world behind her eyelids.

21:08 A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

21:08 A voice came from somewhere above: “attack strike smash destroy strike smash destroy strike smash destroy .”

21:08 Azzula used her “seasickness” skill to maximum efficiency. Skulspliter flew through the air and landed on his head.


21:09 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”

21:09 A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Skey!

21:09 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”

21:09 Skulspliter threw a good jab. Azzula got a brand new shiner.


21:10 Skulspliter ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Azzula thanks her partner for the mental training.

Safi vs. Yvo

Second match: Safi and his hero Errorus vs. Yvo and her heroine Jannys.

Decided in: 20 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Safi

08:32 It seems like Errorus and Jannys are about to have a fight in their imaginations.


08:33 Jannys rushed into attack but tripped over her foot. Errorus facepalmed so hard that he fractured his skull.


08:34 Errorus ran into his opponent as hard as he could. Jannys almost fell to her knees.


08:34 Jannys pointed behind her enemy's back and shouted: “Hey look, it's a Desert Eagle!” As Errorus looked over his shoulder, he was rewarded with a moderate hit on the head.


08:35 Suddenly, Jannys grew two extra arms and started brutally punching Errorus. Yvo is not showing mercy.

08:35 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike kick hit heal pray medicine!”

08:35 Obeying the order sent from above, Jannys gathers her strength and strikes her opponent one more time.

08:35 A booming voice from above said: “strike.”

08:35 The heroes looked at each other knowingly, then ran aside for a quick prayer.


08:36 Errorus received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Jannys is prostrating, praising her goddess.

08:36 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike kick hit heal pray medicine!”

08:36 Errorus suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Safi is on the watch...

08:36 A booming voice from above said: “heal.”

08:36 Errorus used his “smack of the bribe” skill. Jannys shuddered in fear.


08:37 Jannys suddenly noticed that her weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Yvo is on the watch.

08:37 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike kick hit heal pray medicine!”

08:37 Inspired by the voice of her goddess, Jannys severely thrashed her enemy.

08:37 Errorus suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Safi is on the watch...

08:37 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “heal.”

08:37 Jannys showed off her “pseudopod attack” skill from afar. Errorus turned white with fear.


08:38 Errorus screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.

08:38 Errorus observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Safi is on the watch!

08:38 A voice came from somewhere above: “heal.”

08:38 Errorus pulled out a doll that looked like Jannys and started stabbing it with a needle. Jannys felt confused, shrugged her shoulders and got ready for her turn.


08:39 Errorus is confused: a meteorite flying at him deviated from its course at the last moment and hit both opponents at once. Careful, Yvo!

08:39 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike kick hit heal pray medicine!”

08:39 Errorus felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.

08:39 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “heal restore or something...”

08:39 Jannys mentioned her knowledge of the “pseudopod attack” skill. Errorus decided to feel worse, just in case.


08:39 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Jannys's spirit is lifted knowing that Yvo is around. Errorus is horrified... Safi, where are you?

08:39 Something in the clouds roared: “Strike kick hit heal pray medicine!”

08:39 Errorus's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.

08:39 A booming voice from above said: “still heal restore or something...”

08:39 Errorus waved a red rag in the enemy's face as if she were a bull, then simply decided to stab her in the leg instead.


08:40 Jannys felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.

08:40 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike kick hit heal pray medicine!”

08:40 A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. Safi is not sparing himself.

08:40 Something in the clouds roared: “heal restore cure eat drink blabla:).”

08:40 Following the overheard hint from above, Errorus quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

08:40 Jannys noticed that her rival was feeling some sort of pressure in the jaw area and used her fist to relieve it.


08:41 Jannys suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Yvo is on the watch...

08:41 A voice came from somewhere above: “Strike kick hit heal pray medicine!”

08:41 Following her inner voice, Jannys decides to read a quick prayer.

08:41 Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Errorus caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival.

08:41 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “kick hit strike punch push.”

08:41 Errorus showed off his “thumb blowing” skill from afar. Jannys turned white with fear.


08:42 Errorus was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.

08:42 Something in the clouds roared: “Strike kick hit heal pray medicine!”

08:42 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “heal restore or something... pff luck:)?”

08:42 Jannys started to sing a ballad to Errorus in a surprisingly powerful voice. Errorus was suddenly struck with a sonic boom.


08:43 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike kick hit heal pray medicine!”

08:43 Errorus suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Safi is on the watch...

08:43 A booming voice from above said: “heal restore.”

08:43 Inspired by the support from above, Errorus strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.

08:43 “Freeze!” Errorus bellowed and, giggling nastily, delivered a blow to his opponent, who had frozen obediently in a Speed Sloth pose.


08:44 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike kick hit heal pray medicine!”

08:44 Safi painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Jannys wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.

08:44 A voice came from somewhere above: “heal restore cure eat drink.”

08:44 Jannys knocked her opponent off his feet, but Errorus managed to grab the offender and pull her down at the last moment.


08:45 A lightning bolt sent by Yvo hit a peaceful pasture surrounding a monster grazing nearby. The Quantum Leap Frog moves away offended.

08:45 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike kick hit heal pray medicine!”

08:45 Errorus suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Safi is on the watch...

08:45 Something in the clouds roared: “strike.”

08:45 Inspired by the voice of his god, Errorus gives his enemy a very hard time. Jannys whimpers and offers a short prayer to her god.

08:45 Errorus hit his rival in the ear. Jannys was dazed and fell flat on her face.


08:45 Yvo painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to her servant. Errorus wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.

08:45 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike kick hit heal pray medicine!”

08:45 Jannys was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.

08:45 Something in the clouds roared: “kick.”

08:45 The heroes looked at each other knowingly, then ran aside for a quick prayer.


08:46 Jannys observes as her wounds amazingly disappear. Yvo is on the watch!

08:46 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike kick hit heal pray medicine!”

08:46 Errorus raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Jannys immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on her.

08:46 A booming voice from above said: “punch kick hit.”

08:46 Jannys showed off her new battle pose. Errorus almost suffocated in a fit of hysterical laughter.


08:47 Errorus suddenly felt better. Jannys muttered mean things about her imprecise mistress.

08:47 A voice came from somewhere above: “Strike kick hit heal pray medicine!”

08:47 Obeying the order sent from above, Jannys gathers her strength and strikes her opponent one more time.

08:47 Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Errorus caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival.

08:47 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “strike.”

08:47 Inspired by the voice of his god, Errorus gives his enemy a very hard time. Jannys whimpers and offers a short prayer to her god.

08:47 The blow, another blow! Jannys felt her head go flat.


08:48 Jannys's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.

08:48 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike kick hit heal pray medicine!”

08:48 Errorus suddenly noticed that his weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Safi is on the watch.

08:48 Something in the clouds roared: “strike.”

08:48 Jannys hit her rival in the ear. Errorus was dazed and fell flat on his face.


08:49 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike kick hit heal pray medicine!”

08:49 Suddenly, Errorus grew two extra arms and started brutally punching Jannys. Safi is not showing mercy.

08:49 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “kick.”

08:49 Inspired by the voice of his god, Errorus severely thrashed his enemy.

08:49 Errorus swung hard, landing a blow on the opponent's shoulder. Jannys will remember it for quite some time.


08:50 Errorus ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Jannys thanks her partner for the mental training.

McGodimus Prime vs. Shannonus

Third match: McGodimus Prime and his hero Robules vs. Shannonus and her hero Pirulin.

Decided in: 45 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Shannonus

13:36 It seems like Robules and Pirulin are about to go wild in their imaginations. 13:37 With the force of his will and the strength of his hands, Pirulin blocked his rival's chakra, causing severe damage to his lower body. 13:38 Robules performed Up, Left, Circle, Square. Pirulin burst into flames. 13:38 Pirulin appraisingly glances at the enemy and outlines his body shape on the ground. 13:39 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:39 Robules raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Pirulin immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him. 13:39 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 13:39 Robules struck his rival's jaw with all his might. Pirulin tottered like a loose tooth. 13:40 A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. Shannonus is not sparing herself. 13:40 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:40 Robules's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off. 13:40 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Pray. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 13:40 Pirulin used his “menacing glance” skill. Robules shuddered in fear. 13:41 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:41 Robules suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that McGodimus Prime is on the watch... 13:41 A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 13:41 Robules pointed a stick at Pirulin and shouted 'Crucio!', but nothing happened. 13:42 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Pirulin's spirit is lifted knowing that Shannonus is around. Robules is horrified... McGodimus Prime, where are you? 13:42 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:42 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal. Pray. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 13:42 Passing tramps stopped for a moment to watch the brawl. 13:43 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:43 Following the overheard hint from above, Pirulin quickly swallowed some healing herbs. 13:43 Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Robules caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival. 13:43 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 13:43 Pirulin began reciting a poem he wrote. Robules felt horrified, and clamped his hands over his ears. 13:44 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:44 Pirulin received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Robules is prostrating, praising his god. 13:44 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 13:44 Robules senses his god becoming bored and attempts to hasten the duel with an immensely powerful attack on Pirulin. 13:44 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Pirulin. Robules cries in jealous pain. 13:44 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:44 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Pray. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 13:44 Following his inner voice, Robules decides to read a quick prayer. 13:44 Robules got punched so hard he saw some dots before his eyes. He then connected them to make a smiley face. Neat. 13:45 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:45 A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Pirulin by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like McGodimus Prime has had enough of Pirulin. 13:45 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 13:45 Following his inner voice, Robules decides to read a quick prayer. 13:45 Robules rushed into attack but tripped over his foot. Pirulin facepalmed so hard that he fractured his skull. 13:46 Pirulin observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Shannonus is on the watch! 13:46 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:46 Following the overheard hint from above, Pirulin quickly swallowed some healing herbs. 13:46 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 13:46 Pirulin struck a glancing blow. Robules dropped to the ground and feigned death. 13:47 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:47 Pirulin remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself. 13:47 Robules observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. McGodimus Prime is on the watch! 13:47 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 13:47 Inspired by the support from above, Robules strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds. 13:47 Robules unleashed a barrage of painful puns. Pirulin winced in agony. 13:48 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:48 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 13:48 Pirulin managed to grab his opponent's health bar and beat him with it, breaking off a piece in the process. 13:49 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:49 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 13:49 Pirulin dared Robules to attack and try his best. Robules dutifully complied and gave his opponent a severe concussion. 13:49 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:49 Following the overheard hint from above, Pirulin quickly swallowed some healing herbs. 13:49 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 13:49 Pirulin threw a bucket of water. Robules nearly drowned. 13:50 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:50 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 13:50 Robules pulled the enemy's helmet over his eyes, ran to the side and offered a short prayer to his god. 13:50 Unconventionally applying the “menacing glance” skill, Robules managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own. 13:51 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:51 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 13:51 Robules was blinded by the sun. Pirulin helped out by poking his opponent in the eye. 13:52 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:52 A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 13:52 Feeling the presence of his god, Robules rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow. 13:52 Robules wanted to finish off Pirulin using his “Turn of Rincewind” skill, but it was still on cooldown. 13:53 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:53 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 13:53 Mishearing the command from above, Robules, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head. 13:53 Pirulin slapped Robules around a bit with a large trout. 13:54 Pirulin's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off. 13:54 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:54 Following the overheard hint from above, Pirulin quickly swallowed some healing herbs. 13:54 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 13:54 Robules ran into his opponent as hard as he could. Pirulin almost fell to his knees. 13:55 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:55 Pirulin remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself. 13:55 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 13:55 Local squirrels think that a Subliminal Messenger that jumped out of the bushes will win this fight. 13:55 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Attack, smite, kill! Ni!” ☣ 13:55 A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 13:55 Pirulin struck his rival's jaw with all his might. Robules rocked on his heels. 13:56 A voice came from somewhere above: “Attack, smite, kill! Ni!” ☣ 13:56 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Robules's spirit is lifted knowing that McGodimus Prime is around. Pirulin is horrified... Shannonus, where are you? 13:56 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 13:56 Pirulin begged for a break, so Robules broke his nose. 13:57 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:57 Mishearing the command from above, Pirulin, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head. 13:57 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 13:57 Inspired by the support from above, Robules strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds. 13:57 Someone resembling a Godville Administrator called one of the fighters to the side and offered a pair of almost genuine golden bricks if they threw the fight. Pirulin indignantly turned down the offer. 13:58 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:58 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 13:58 Pirulin embraced his rival so viciously that everything went dark before Robules's eyes. 13:59 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 13:59 A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 13:59 Robules hesitates — the boomstick looks too dangerous in the opponent's hands. 14:00 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 14:00 Inspired by the support from above, Pirulin strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds. 14:00 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 14:00 Robules was blinded by the sun. Pirulin helped out by poking his opponent in the eye. 14:01 A voice came from somewhere above: “Attack, smite, kill! Ni!” ☣ 14:01 A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 14:01 Obeying the order sent from above, Robules gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time. 14:01 Robules ran around his opponent several times, giving him a severe headache. 14:02 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 14:02 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 14:02 Pirulin gave Robules a strong jolt, causing him to grit his teeth in agony. 14:02 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 14:02 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 14:02 Following the overheard hint from above, Robules quickly swallowed some healing herbs. 14:02 Robules took off a shoe and performed a masterful headshot. Pirulin sustained a severe concussion. 14:03 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 14:03 A booming voice from above said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 14:03 Pirulin blew his opponent's mind with his dancing. Robules shook his head trying to recover. 14:04 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 14:04 Pirulin remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself. 14:04 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 14:04 Robules rushed into attack but tripped over his foot. Pirulin facepalmed so hard that he fractured his skull. 14:05 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 14:05 Following the overheard hint from above, Pirulin quickly swallowed some healing herbs. 14:05 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 14:05 Inspired by the support from above, Robules strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds. 14:05 Pirulin attempted to miss Robules but failed, causing him some damage. 14:06 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 14:06 Mishearing the command from above, Pirulin, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head. 14:06 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 14:06 Robules touched the enemy with cold hands. Pirulin shivered and froze. 14:07 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 14:07 A booming voice from above said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 14:07 Politely inquiring about Robules's well-being, Pirulin insisted on giving him a free open-heart massage. 14:08 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 14:08 Robules raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Pirulin immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him. 14:08 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 14:08 Robules expertly spat a broken tooth right into his opponent's eye. 14:08 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 14:08 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 14:08 Pirulin showed off his “save-load” skill from afar. Robules turned white with fear. 14:09 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 14:09 A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 14:09 Obeying the order sent from above, Robules gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time. 14:09 Robules senses his god becoming bored and attempts to hasten the duel with an immensely powerful attack on Pirulin. 14:10 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 14:10 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 14:10 Inspired by the support from above, Robules strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds. 14:10 A sudden shower of rain slightly cooled the heroes' tempers. It seems that Pirulin is about to catch a cold. 14:11 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 14:11 Pirulin remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself. 14:11 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 14:11 Unconventionally applying the “menacing glance” skill, Pirulin managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own. 14:12 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 14:12 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 14:12 Robules hit his rival in the ear. Pirulin was dazed and fell flat on his face. 14:13 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 14:13 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” ☣ 14:13 Pirulin fights like a dairy farmer, which is appropriate since Robules fights like a cow. 14:13 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 14:13 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 14:13 Feeling the presence of his god, Robules rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow. 14:13 Pirulin waved a red rag in the enemy's face as if he were a bull, then simply decided to stab him in the leg instead. 14:14 Robules screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids. 14:14 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” ☣ 14:14 Inspired by the support from above, Pirulin strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds. 14:14 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” ☣ 14:14 Pirulin offered the enemy a fist fight. Robules promptly responded with a roundhouse kick. 14:15 Pirulin ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Robules thanks his partner for the mental training.

Drool vs. A R I E S

Fourth match: Drool and his hero Drool vs. A R I E S and his hero SouthernCharmz.

Decided in: 24 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Drool