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*20:34 Azzula mentioned her knowledge of the “disarming smile” skill. Skulspliter decided to feel worse, just in case.
 
*20:34 Azzula mentioned her knowledge of the “disarming smile” skill. Skulspliter decided to feel worse, just in case.
 
*20:35 Skulspliter struck as hard as he could. Azzula fell head over heels for him.
 
*20:35 Skulspliter struck as hard as he could. Azzula fell head over heels for him.
*20:36 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Skulspliter's spirit is lifted knowing that Thufirson is around. Azzula is horrified... Skey, where are you?
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*20:36 <font color=darkblue>A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Skulspliter's spirit is lifted knowing that Thufirson is around. Azzula is horrified... Skey, where are you?</font>
*20:36 A booming voice from above said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
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*20:36 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”</font>
*20:36 Following the overheard hint from above, Skulspliter quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
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*20:36 <font color=darkblue>Following the overheard hint from above, Skulspliter quickly swallowed some healing herbs.</font>
*20:36 A voice came from somewhere above: “heal your beer. drink wounds. rest on medic.”
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*20:36 <font color=darkred>A voice came from somewhere above: “heal your beer. drink wounds. rest on medic.”</font>
 
*20:36 The heroes looked at each other knowingly, then ran aside for a quick prayer.
 
*20:36 The heroes looked at each other knowingly, then ran aside for a quick prayer.
*20:37 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:37 <font color=darkblue>Something in the clouds roared: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:37 A booming voice from above said: “heal your beer. drink wounds. rest on medic.”
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*20:37 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “heal your beer. drink wounds. rest on medic.”</font>
 
*20:37 Azzula struck her rival's jaw with all her might. Skulspliter tottered like a loose tooth.
 
*20:37 Azzula struck her rival's jaw with all her might. Skulspliter tottered like a loose tooth.
*20:37 Skulspliter raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Azzula immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on her.
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*20:37 <font color=darkblue>Skulspliter raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Azzula immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on her.</font>
*20:37 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:37 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:37 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Drink a beer. Rest.”
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*20:37 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Drink a beer. Rest.”</font>
 
*20:37 Azzula started complaining about how everyone she meets is trying to harm her. Skulspliter nodded in agreement and struck her with his weapon.
 
*20:37 Azzula started complaining about how everyone she meets is trying to harm her. Skulspliter nodded in agreement and struck her with his weapon.
*20:38 A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:38 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:38 Inspired by the voice of his god, Skulspliter severely thrashed his enemy.
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*20:38 <font color=darkblue>Inspired by the voice of his god, Skulspliter severely thrashed his enemy.</font>
*20:38 Azzula felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
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*20:38 <font color=darkred>Azzula felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.</font>
*20:38 A voice came from somewhere above: “heal your wounds. restore health.”
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*20:38 <font color=darkred>A voice came from somewhere above: “heal your wounds. restore health.”</font>
 
*20:38 Azzula embraced her rival so viciously that everything went dark before Skulspliter's eyes.
 
*20:38 Azzula embraced her rival so viciously that everything went dark before Skulspliter's eyes.
*20:39 Azzula was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.
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*20:39 <font color=darkblue>Azzula was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.</font>
*20:39 A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:39 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:39 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
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*20:39 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”</font>
*20:39 Following the overheard hint from above, Azzula quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
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*20:39 <font color=darkred>Following the overheard hint from above, Azzula quickly swallowed some healing herbs.</font>
 
*20:39 Skulspliter sneezed powerfully. Azzula flew backwards.
 
*20:39 Skulspliter sneezed powerfully. Azzula flew backwards.
*20:40 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:40 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:40 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Azzula. Skulspliter cries in jealous pain.
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*20:40 <font color=darkred>Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Azzula. Skulspliter cries in jealous pain.</font>
*20:40 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
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*20:40 <font color=darkred>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”</font>
 
*20:40 Azzula ran into her opponent as hard as she could. Skulspliter almost fell to his knees.
 
*20:40 Azzula ran into her opponent as hard as she could. Skulspliter almost fell to his knees.
*20:41 A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Thufirson!
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*20:41 <font color=darkblue>A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Thufirson!</font>
*20:41 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:41 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:41 A booming voice from above said: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
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*20:41 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”</font>
*20:41 Inspired by the support from above, Azzula strains herself and quickly heals up some wounds.
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*20:41 <font color=darkred>Inspired by the support from above, Azzula strains herself and quickly heals up some wounds.</font>
 
*20:41 Skulspliter struck as hard as he could. Azzula fell head over heels for him.
 
*20:41 Skulspliter struck as hard as he could. Azzula fell head over heels for him.
*20:42 Skulspliter raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Azzula immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on her.
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*20:42 <font color=darkblue>Skulspliter raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Azzula immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on her.</font>
*20:42 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:42 <font color=darkblue>Something in the clouds roared: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:42 Inspired by the voice of his god, Skulspliter severely thrashed his enemy.
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*20:42 <font color=darkblue>Inspired by the voice of his god, Skulspliter severely thrashed his enemy.</font>
*20:42 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
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*20:42 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”</font>
 
*20:42 Azzula showed off her new battle pose. Skulspliter almost suffocated in a fit of hysterical laughter.
 
*20:42 Azzula showed off her new battle pose. Skulspliter almost suffocated in a fit of hysterical laughter.
*20:43 Skulspliter raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Azzula immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on her.
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*20:43 <font color=darkblue>Skulspliter raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Azzula immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on her.</font>
*20:43 Something in the clouds roared: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
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*20:43 <font color=darkblue>Something in the clouds roared: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”</font>
*20:43 Skulspliter suddenly felt better. Azzula muttered mean things about her imprecise master.
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*20:43 <font color=darkred>Skulspliter suddenly felt better. Azzula muttered mean things about her imprecise master.</font>
*20:43 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal. Drink a beer. Rest.”
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*20:43 <font color=darkred>A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal. Drink a beer. Rest.”</font>
 
*20:43 Skulspliter tried to do a ninja move. Azzula laughed at the results.
 
*20:43 Skulspliter tried to do a ninja move. Azzula laughed at the results.
*20:43 Thufirson sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Azzula caught it neatly in a tender spot.
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*20:43 <font color=darkblue>Thufirson sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Azzula caught it neatly in a tender spot.</font>
*20:43 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:43 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:43 Azzula observes as her wounds amazingly disappear. Skey is on the watch!
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*20:43 <font color=darkred>Azzula observes as her wounds amazingly disappear. Skey is on the watch!</font>
*20:43 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
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*20:43 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”</font>
*20:43 Inspired by the support from above, Azzula strains herself and quickly heals up some wounds.
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*20:43 <font color=darkred>Inspired by the support from above, Azzula strains herself and quickly heals up some wounds.</font>
 
*20:43 Passing tramps stopped for a moment to watch the brawl.
 
*20:43 Passing tramps stopped for a moment to watch the brawl.
*20:44 Azzula was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.
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*20:44 <font color=darkblue>Azzula was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.</font>
*20:44 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:44 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:44 Azzula suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about her wounds! It looks like Skey is on the watch...
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*20:44 <font color=darkred>Azzula suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about her wounds! It looks like Skey is on the watch...</font>
*20:44 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
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*20:44 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”</font>
*20:44 Mishearing the command from above, Azzula, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.
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*20:44 <font color=darkred>Mishearing the command from above, Azzula, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.</font>
 
*20:44 Skulspliter dared Azzula to attack and try her best. Azzula dutifully complied and gave her opponent a severe concussion.
 
*20:44 Skulspliter dared Azzula to attack and try her best. Azzula dutifully complied and gave her opponent a severe concussion.
*20:45 Thufirson painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Azzula wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
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*20:45 <font color=darkblue>Thufirson painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Azzula wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.</font>
*20:45 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:45 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:45 Azzula grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of her god closes her wounds before Skulspliter's eyes.
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*20:45 <font color=darkred>Azzula grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of her god closes her wounds before Skulspliter's eyes.</font>
*20:45 A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
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*20:45 <font color=darkred>A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”</font>
 
*20:45 Skulspliter suddenly bit his enemy's ear, almost tearing her head off.
 
*20:45 Skulspliter suddenly bit his enemy's ear, almost tearing her head off.
 
*20:46 Azzula screamed in agony as her worst nightmare showed up on the world behind her eyelids.
 
*20:46 Azzula screamed in agony as her worst nightmare showed up on the world behind her eyelids.
*20:46 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:46 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:46 Skey painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Skulspliter wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
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*20:46 <font color=darkred>Skey painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Skulspliter wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.</font>
*20:46 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
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*20:46 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”</font>
*20:46 Mishearing the command from above, Azzula, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.
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*20:46 <font color=darkred>Mishearing the command from above, Azzula, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.</font>
 
*20:46 Skulspliter was blinded by the sun. Azzula helped out by poking her opponent in the eye.
 
*20:46 Skulspliter was blinded by the sun. Azzula helped out by poking her opponent in the eye.
*20:47 Skulspliter suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Thufirson is on the watch...
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*20:47 <font color=darkblue>Skulspliter suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Thufirson is on the watch...</font>
*20:47 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:47 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:47 Skey painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Skulspliter wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
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*20:47 <font color=darkred>Skey painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Skulspliter wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.</font>
 
*20:47 Skulspliter distracted his opponent by showing her a fig and then suddenly grabbed her nose with his other hand.
 
*20:47 Skulspliter distracted his opponent by showing her a fig and then suddenly grabbed her nose with his other hand.
*20:48 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:48 <font color=darkblue>Something in the clouds roared: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:48 Feeling the presence of his god, Skulspliter rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.
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*20:48 <font color=darkblue>Feeling the presence of his god, Skulspliter rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.</font>
*20:48 A booming voice from above said: “Heal. Drink a beer. Rest.”
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*20:48 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “Heal. Drink a beer. Rest.”</font>
 
*20:48 Azzula tried to use her wit. When that failed, she simply flicked her opponent in the ear.
 
*20:48 Azzula tried to use her wit. When that failed, she simply flicked her opponent in the ear.
*20:48 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:48 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:48 A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
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*20:48 <font color=darkred>A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”</font>
 
*20:48 Skulspliter started to sing a ballad to Azzula in a surprisingly powerful voice. Azzula was suddenly struck with a sonic boom.
 
*20:48 Skulspliter started to sing a ballad to Azzula in a surprisingly powerful voice. Azzula was suddenly struck with a sonic boom.
*20:49 A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:49 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:49 Something in the clouds roared: “restore health. seek a medic to heal.”
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*20:49 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “restore health. seek a medic to heal.”</font>
 
*20:49 Azzula bit Skulspliter's arm and hung on for dear life.
 
*20:49 Azzula bit Skulspliter's arm and hung on for dear life.
*20:50 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:50 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:50 Obeying the order sent from above, Skulspliter gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.
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*20:50 <font color=darkblue>Obeying the order sent from above, Skulspliter gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.</font>
*20:50 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike the heart, kick the shin, Fight attack and burn them.”
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*20:50 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike the heart, kick the shin, Fight attack and burn them.”</font>
*20:50 Inspired by the voice of her god, Azzula severely thrashed her enemy.
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*20:50 <font color=darkred>Inspired by the voice of her god, Azzula severely thrashed her enemy.</font>
 
*20:50 Skulspliter knocked his opponent off her feet, but Azzula managed to grab the offender and pull him down at the last moment.
 
*20:50 Skulspliter knocked his opponent off her feet, but Azzula managed to grab the offender and pull him down at the last moment.
*20:51 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:51 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:51 Obeying the order sent from above, Skulspliter gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.
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*20:51 <font color=darkblue>Obeying the order sent from above, Skulspliter gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.</font>
*20:51 A booming voice from above said: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
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*20:51 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”</font>
 
*20:51 The heroes looked at each other knowingly, then ran aside for a quick prayer.
 
*20:51 The heroes looked at each other knowingly, then ran aside for a quick prayer.
*20:52 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:52 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:52 A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. Skey is not sparing himself.
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*20:52 <font color=darkred>A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. Skey is not sparing himself.</font>
*20:52 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
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*20:52 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”</font>
 
*20:52 Azzula played a couple of “Pow-Wow” tunes on the enemy's helmet. Skulspliter got the tune stuck in his head.
 
*20:52 Azzula played a couple of “Pow-Wow” tunes on the enemy's helmet. Skulspliter got the tune stuck in his head.
*20:53 A lightning bolt sent by Thufirson hit a peaceful pasture surrounding a monster grazing nearby. The Shopping Mauler moves away offended.
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*20:53 <font color=darkblue>A lightning bolt sent by Thufirson hit a peaceful pasture surrounding a monster grazing nearby. The Shopping Mauler moves away offended.</font>
*20:53 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:53 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:53 Skulspliter received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Azzula is prostrating, praising her god.
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*20:53 <font color=darkred>Skulspliter received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Azzula is prostrating, praising her god.</font>
*20:53 A booming voice from above said: “sneak attack. kick the enemy strike.”
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*20:53 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “sneak attack. kick the enemy strike.”</font>
 
*20:53 Skulspliter introduced his weapon to Azzula's face.
 
*20:53 Skulspliter introduced his weapon to Azzula's face.
*20:53 Azzula suddenly felt better. Skulspliter muttered mean things about his imprecise master.
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*20:53 <font color=darkblue>Azzula suddenly felt better. Skulspliter muttered mean things about his imprecise master.</font>
*20:53 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*20:53 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*20:53 A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Skulspliter by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like Skey has had enough of Skulspliter.
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*20:53 <font color=darkred>A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Skulspliter by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like Skey has had enough of Skulspliter.</font>
*20:53 A booming voice from above said: “destory kick hit the attack in the right spot. smite.”
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*20:53 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “destory kick hit the attack in the right spot. smite.”</font>
*20:53 Inspired by the voice of her god, Azzula gives her enemy a very hard time. Skulspliter whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.
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*20:53 <font color=darkred>Inspired by the voice of her god, Azzula gives her enemy a very hard time. Skulspliter whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.</font>
 
*20:53 Azzula kicked with vigor, but Skulspliter managed to somewhat deflect the strike.
 
*20:53 Azzula kicked with vigor, but Skulspliter managed to somewhat deflect the strike.
*20:54 Skulspliter observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Thufirson is on the watch!
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*20:54 <font color=darkblue>Skulspliter observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Thufirson is on the watch!</font>
*20:54 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
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*20:54 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”</font>
*20:54 Azzula suddenly noticed that her weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Skey is on the watch.
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*20:54 <font color=darkred>Azzula suddenly noticed that her weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Skey is on the watch.</font>
*20:54 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike the heart, kick the shin, Fight attack and burn them.”
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*20:54 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike the heart, kick the shin, Fight attack and burn them.”</font>
*20:54 Obeying the order sent from above, Azzula gathers her strength and strikes her opponent one more time.
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*20:54 <font color=darkred>Obeying the order sent from above, Azzula gathers her strength and strikes her opponent one more time.</font>
 
*20:54 Skulspliter senses his god becoming bored and attempts to hasten the duel with an immensely powerful attack on Azzula.
 
*20:54 Skulspliter senses his god becoming bored and attempts to hasten the duel with an immensely powerful attack on Azzula.
*20:55 Skulspliter grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Azzula's eyes.
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*20:55 <font color=darkblue>Skulspliter grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Azzula's eyes.</font>
*20:55 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
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*20:55 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”</font>
 
*20:55 Skulspliter screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.
 
*20:55 Skulspliter screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.
*20:55 Something in the clouds roared: “destory kick hit the attack in the right spot. smite.”
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*20:55 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “destory kick hit the attack in the right spot. smite.”</font>
 
*20:55 Skulspliter took a hit and rolled in the mud. What a dirty fighter he is!
 
*20:55 Skulspliter took a hit and rolled in the mud. What a dirty fighter he is!
*20:56 Skulspliter observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Thufirson is on the watch!
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*20:56 <font color=darkblue>Skulspliter observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Thufirson is on the watch!</font>
*20:56 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
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*20:56 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”</font>
*20:56 Azzula suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Skey is on the watch...
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*20:56 <font color=darkred>Azzula suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Skey is on the watch...</font>
*20:56 Something in the clouds roared: “sneak attack. kick the enemy strike.”
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*20:56 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “sneak attack. kick the enemy strike.”</font>
 
*20:56 Skulspliter fights like a dairy farmer, which is appropriate since Azzula fights like a cow.
 
*20:56 Skulspliter fights like a dairy farmer, which is appropriate since Azzula fights like a cow.
*20:57 Skulspliter grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Azzula's eyes.
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*20:57 <font color=darkblue>Skulspliter grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Azzula's eyes.</font>
*20:57 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
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*20:57 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”</font>
*20:57 Following the overheard hint from above, Skulspliter quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
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*20:57 <font color=darkblue>Following the overheard hint from above, Skulspliter quickly swallowed some healing herbs.</font>
*20:57 Skulspliter received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Azzula is prostrating, praising her god.
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*20:57 <font color=darkred>Skulspliter received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Azzula is prostrating, praising her god.</font>
*20:57 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike the heart, kick the shin, Fight attack and burn them.”
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*20:57 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike the heart, kick the shin, Fight attack and burn them.”</font>
 
*20:57 Skulspliter landed an unobtrusive kick with his left foot into Azzula's right ear, knocking her to the ground into an upside-down butterfly pose.
 
*20:57 Skulspliter landed an unobtrusive kick with his left foot into Azzula's right ear, knocking her to the ground into an upside-down butterfly pose.
*20:58 Skulspliter grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Azzula's eyes.
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*20:58 <font color=darkblue>Skulspliter grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Azzula's eyes.</font>
*20:58 A booming voice from above said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
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*20:58 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”</font>
*20:58 Following the overheard hint from above, Skulspliter quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
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*20:58 <font color=darkblue>Following the overheard hint from above, Skulspliter quickly swallowed some healing herbs.</font>
*20:58 Skulspliter was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.
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*20:58 <font color=darkred>Skulspliter was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.</font>
*20:58 Something in the clouds roared: “sneak attack. kick the enemy strike.”
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*20:58 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “sneak attack. kick the enemy strike.”</font>
 
*20:58 Azzula used her “teeth gnashing” skill. Skulspliter shuddered in fear.
 
*20:58 Azzula used her “teeth gnashing” skill. Skulspliter shuddered in fear.
*20:59 Skulspliter's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.
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*20:59 <font color=darkblue>Skulspliter's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.</font>
*20:59 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
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*20:59 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”</font>
*20:59 Mishearing the command from above, Skulspliter, just in case, strikes the enemy on her head.
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*20:59 <font color=darkblue>Mishearing the command from above, Skulspliter, just in case, strikes the enemy on her head.</font>
*20:59 Skulspliter suddenly felt better. Azzula muttered mean things about her imprecise master.
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*20:59 <font color=darkred>Skulspliter suddenly felt better. Azzula muttered mean things about her imprecise master.</font>
*20:59 A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
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*20:59 <font color=darkred>A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”</font>
 
*20:59 Skulspliter mentioned his knowledge of the “death by snu-snu” skill. Azzula decided to feel worse, just in case.
 
*20:59 Skulspliter mentioned his knowledge of the “death by snu-snu” skill. Azzula decided to feel worse, just in case.
*20:59 Skulspliter grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Azzula's eyes.
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*20:59 <font color=darkblue>Skulspliter grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Azzula's eyes.</font>
*20:59 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
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*20:59 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”</font>
*20:59 Azzula observes as her wounds amazingly disappear. Skey is on the watch!
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*20:59 <font color=darkred>Azzula observes as her wounds amazingly disappear. Skey is on the watch!</font>
*20:59 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
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*20:59 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”</font>
*20:59 Azzula remembers about the bottle of iodine solution she saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on herself.
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*20:59 <font color=darkred>Azzula remembers about the bottle of iodine solution she saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on herself.</font>
 
*20:59 Azzula began reciting a poem she wrote. Skulspliter felt horrified, and clamped his hands over his ears.
 
*20:59 Azzula began reciting a poem she wrote. Skulspliter felt horrified, and clamped his hands over his ears.
 
*21:00 Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Skulspliter caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival.
 
*21:00 Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Skulspliter caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival.
*21:00 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*21:00 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*21:00 Azzula felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
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*21:00 <font color=darkred>Azzula felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.</font>
*21:00 Something in the clouds roared: “Seek a medic and get aid. Heal and Drink it.”
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*21:00 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Seek a medic and get aid. Heal and Drink it.”</font>
 
*21:00 Skulspliter managed to grab his opponent's health bar and beat her with it, breaking off a piece in the process.
 
*21:00 Skulspliter managed to grab his opponent's health bar and beat her with it, breaking off a piece in the process.
*21:01 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Skulspliter's spirit is lifted knowing that Thufirson is around. Azzula is horrified... Skey, where are you?
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*21:01 <font color=darkblue>A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Skulspliter's spirit is lifted knowing that Thufirson is around. Azzula is horrified... Skey, where are you?</font>
*21:01 A booming voice from above said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
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*21:01 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”</font>
*21:01 A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
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*21:01 <font color=darkred>A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”</font>
 
*21:01 A sudden clap of thunder forced both heroes to duck and cover with their ears. Luckily, sometimes it's just a thunderstorm.
 
*21:01 A sudden clap of thunder forced both heroes to duck and cover with their ears. Luckily, sometimes it's just a thunderstorm.
*21:02 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*21:02 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*21:02 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
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*21:02 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”</font>
 
*21:02 Skulspliter dared Azzula to attack and try her best. Azzula dutifully complied and gave her opponent a severe concussion.
 
*21:02 Skulspliter dared Azzula to attack and try her best. Azzula dutifully complied and gave her opponent a severe concussion.
*21:03 A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*21:03 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*21:03 Feeling the presence of his god, Skulspliter rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.
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*21:03 <font color=darkblue>Feeling the presence of his god, Skulspliter rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.</font>
*21:03 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Drink a beer. Rest.”
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*21:03 <font color=darkred>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Drink a beer. Rest.”</font>
 
*21:03 Unconventionally applying the “death by snu-snu” skill, Skulspliter managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own.
 
*21:03 Unconventionally applying the “death by snu-snu” skill, Skulspliter managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own.
*21:04 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*21:04 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*21:04 Obeying the order sent from above, Skulspliter gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.
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*21:04 <font color=darkblue>Obeying the order sent from above, Skulspliter gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.</font>
*21:04 A booming voice from above said: “heal now. I know you tired. Drink medicine.”
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*21:04 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “heal now. I know you tired. Drink medicine.”</font>
 
*21:04 Suddenly the handcuffs of strength hits the magic ankle bracelet with a dull thud. What a stern fight!
 
*21:04 Suddenly the handcuffs of strength hits the magic ankle bracelet with a dull thud. What a stern fight!
*21:04 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*21:04 <font color=darkblue>Something in the clouds roared: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*21:04 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Seek a medic and get aid. Heal and Drink it.”
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*21:04 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Seek a medic and get aid. Heal and Drink it.”</font>
 
*21:04 Azzula threw a punch. Skulspliter caught it with his face.
 
*21:04 Azzula threw a punch. Skulspliter caught it with his face.
*21:05 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*21:05 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*21:05 A booming voice from above said: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
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*21:05 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”</font>
 
*21:05 Skulspliter performed Up, Left, Circle, Square. Azzula burst into flames.
 
*21:05 Skulspliter performed Up, Left, Circle, Square. Azzula burst into flames.
*21:06 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*21:06 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*21:06 Feeling the presence of his god, Skulspliter rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.
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*21:06 <font color=darkblue>Feeling the presence of his god, Skulspliter rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.</font>
*21:06 Something in the clouds roared: “Double attack with extra damage! smash, smite, and destroy.”
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*21:06 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Double attack with extra damage! smash, smite, and destroy.”</font>
*21:06 Obeying the order sent from above, Azzula gathers her strength and strikes her opponent one more time.
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*21:06 <font color=darkred>Obeying the order sent from above, Azzula gathers her strength and strikes her opponent one more time.</font>
 
*21:06 Sly Azzula delivered a back-heel strike, flinging Skulspliter headfirst into a nearby ravine.
 
*21:06 Sly Azzula delivered a back-heel strike, flinging Skulspliter headfirst into a nearby ravine.
*21:07 Skulspliter suddenly noticed that his weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Thufirson is on the watch.
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*21:07 <font color=darkblue>Skulspliter suddenly noticed that his weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Thufirson is on the watch.</font>
*21:07 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*21:07 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*21:07 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Azzula. Skulspliter cries in jealous pain.
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*21:07 <font color=darkred>Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Azzula. Skulspliter cries in jealous pain.</font>
*21:07 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Attack with still. strike like bowling. Destroy.”
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*21:07 <font color=darkred>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Attack with still. strike like bowling. Destroy.”</font>
*21:07 Inspired by the voice of her god, Azzula gives her enemy a very hard time. Skulspliter whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.
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*21:07 <font color=darkred>Inspired by the voice of her god, Azzula gives her enemy a very hard time. Skulspliter whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.</font>
 
*21:07 Skulspliter leaned forward and produced a shiny gold coin from behind Azzula's left ear. Azzula was astonished and she bit her own tongue.
 
*21:07 Skulspliter leaned forward and produced a shiny gold coin from behind Azzula's left ear. Azzula was astonished and she bit her own tongue.
 
*21:08 Azzula screamed in agony as her worst nightmare showed up on the world behind her eyelids.
 
*21:08 Azzula screamed in agony as her worst nightmare showed up on the world behind her eyelids.
*21:08 A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*21:08 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*21:08 A voice came from somewhere above: “attack strike smash destroy strike smash destroy strike smash destroy .”
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*21:08 <font color=darkred>A voice came from somewhere above: “attack strike smash destroy strike smash destroy strike smash destroy .”</font>
 
*21:08 Azzula used her “seasickness” skill to maximum efficiency. Skulspliter flew through the air and landed on his head.
 
*21:08 Azzula used her “seasickness” skill to maximum efficiency. Skulspliter flew through the air and landed on his head.
*21:09 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
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*21:09 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”</font>
*21:09 A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Skey!
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*21:09 <font color=darkred>A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Skey!</font>
*21:09 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
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*21:09 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”</font>
 
*21:09 Skulspliter threw a good jab. Azzula got a brand new shiner.
 
*21:09 Skulspliter threw a good jab. Azzula got a brand new shiner.
 
*21:10 Skulspliter ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Azzula thanks her partner for the mental training.
 
*21:10 Skulspliter ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Azzula thanks her partner for the mental training.

Revision as of 19:25, 18 June 2012

Tournament Rules:

Entrance requirements:

  1. One god per player.
  2. All guilds are welcome!
  3. All levels are welcome, however, given the match rules (below), it is highly recommended that you be at least level 40 or are highly experienced (and awesome!) in the arena.

Match rules:

This is a no-holds-barred tournament. This means:

  1. No limits on god power or number of charges used.
  2. Use of miracles is allowed, but not encouraged.
  3. Choice of battleground is up to the competitors. You may chose "Challenge a friend" or attempt a match by sending to the arena.
  4. Each round must be completed within 7 days or both players may be eliminated. This means: A) If players are able to send friend invites and one fails to respond within the 7 days, the non-responsive player will be eliminated. B) If neither player can come up with a friend invite, and players are unable to meet in the arena due to level differences, both players will be eliminated.
  5. Ties will be decided by The Great Random. The "nominal winner" will be THE winner, so play to win, or risk going home.
  6. "No-holds-barred" does not mean "say/do whatever you want." Please respect the PG-13 level of this game and keep that in mind before sending voice commands.
  7. No whining! There's no crying in baseball or in this tournament.
  8. Have Fun!

Reporting Match Results:

Once a battle is complete, send the winning information to either Lady Darkness or Dogess via private message in GV, on Palringo, or via email: HMLadyD@gmail.com and/or DogessStA@gmail.com. You only need to send the final GV post, however we encourage you to save a screenshot and/or the link to each battle.

Summer of 2012 Tournament

To view the brackets and follow your favorite gladiator's progress click here.

Round 1 Battles:

Thufirson vs. Skey

First match: Thufirson and his hero Skulspliter vs. Skey and his heroine Azzula.

  • 20:32 It seems like Azzula and Skulspliter are about to have an imaginary fight.
  • 20:33 Skulspliter performed Up, Left, Circle, Square. Azzula burst into flames.
  • 20:34 Azzula mentioned her knowledge of the “disarming smile” skill. Skulspliter decided to feel worse, just in case.
  • 20:35 Skulspliter struck as hard as he could. Azzula fell head over heels for him.
  • 20:36 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Skulspliter's spirit is lifted knowing that Thufirson is around. Azzula is horrified... Skey, where are you?
  • 20:36 A booming voice from above said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
  • 20:36 Following the overheard hint from above, Skulspliter quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
  • 20:36 A voice came from somewhere above: “heal your beer. drink wounds. rest on medic.”
  • 20:36 The heroes looked at each other knowingly, then ran aside for a quick prayer.
  • 20:37 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:37 A booming voice from above said: “heal your beer. drink wounds. rest on medic.”
  • 20:37 Azzula struck her rival's jaw with all her might. Skulspliter tottered like a loose tooth.
  • 20:37 Skulspliter raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Azzula immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on her.
  • 20:37 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:37 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Drink a beer. Rest.”
  • 20:37 Azzula started complaining about how everyone she meets is trying to harm her. Skulspliter nodded in agreement and struck her with his weapon.
  • 20:38 A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:38 Inspired by the voice of his god, Skulspliter severely thrashed his enemy.
  • 20:38 Azzula felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
  • 20:38 A voice came from somewhere above: “heal your wounds. restore health.”
  • 20:38 Azzula embraced her rival so viciously that everything went dark before Skulspliter's eyes.
  • 20:39 Azzula was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.
  • 20:39 A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:39 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
  • 20:39 Following the overheard hint from above, Azzula quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
  • 20:39 Skulspliter sneezed powerfully. Azzula flew backwards.
  • 20:40 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:40 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Azzula. Skulspliter cries in jealous pain.
  • 20:40 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
  • 20:40 Azzula ran into her opponent as hard as she could. Skulspliter almost fell to his knees.
  • 20:41 A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Thufirson!
  • 20:41 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:41 A booming voice from above said: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
  • 20:41 Inspired by the support from above, Azzula strains herself and quickly heals up some wounds.
  • 20:41 Skulspliter struck as hard as he could. Azzula fell head over heels for him.
  • 20:42 Skulspliter raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Azzula immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on her.
  • 20:42 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:42 Inspired by the voice of his god, Skulspliter severely thrashed his enemy.
  • 20:42 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
  • 20:42 Azzula showed off her new battle pose. Skulspliter almost suffocated in a fit of hysterical laughter.
  • 20:43 Skulspliter raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Azzula immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on her.
  • 20:43 Something in the clouds roared: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
  • 20:43 Skulspliter suddenly felt better. Azzula muttered mean things about her imprecise master.
  • 20:43 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal. Drink a beer. Rest.”
  • 20:43 Skulspliter tried to do a ninja move. Azzula laughed at the results.
  • 20:43 Thufirson sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Azzula caught it neatly in a tender spot.
  • 20:43 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:43 Azzula observes as her wounds amazingly disappear. Skey is on the watch!
  • 20:43 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
  • 20:43 Inspired by the support from above, Azzula strains herself and quickly heals up some wounds.
  • 20:43 Passing tramps stopped for a moment to watch the brawl.
  • 20:44 Azzula was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.
  • 20:44 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:44 Azzula suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about her wounds! It looks like Skey is on the watch...
  • 20:44 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
  • 20:44 Mishearing the command from above, Azzula, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.
  • 20:44 Skulspliter dared Azzula to attack and try her best. Azzula dutifully complied and gave her opponent a severe concussion.
  • 20:45 Thufirson painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Azzula wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
  • 20:45 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:45 Azzula grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of her god closes her wounds before Skulspliter's eyes.
  • 20:45 A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
  • 20:45 Skulspliter suddenly bit his enemy's ear, almost tearing her head off.
  • 20:46 Azzula screamed in agony as her worst nightmare showed up on the world behind her eyelids.
  • 20:46 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:46 Skey painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Skulspliter wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
  • 20:46 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
  • 20:46 Mishearing the command from above, Azzula, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.
  • 20:46 Skulspliter was blinded by the sun. Azzula helped out by poking her opponent in the eye.
  • 20:47 Skulspliter suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Thufirson is on the watch...
  • 20:47 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:47 Skey painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Skulspliter wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.
  • 20:47 Skulspliter distracted his opponent by showing her a fig and then suddenly grabbed her nose with his other hand.
  • 20:48 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:48 Feeling the presence of his god, Skulspliter rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.
  • 20:48 A booming voice from above said: “Heal. Drink a beer. Rest.”
  • 20:48 Azzula tried to use her wit. When that failed, she simply flicked her opponent in the ear.
  • 20:48 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:48 A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
  • 20:48 Skulspliter started to sing a ballad to Azzula in a surprisingly powerful voice. Azzula was suddenly struck with a sonic boom.
  • 20:49 A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:49 Something in the clouds roared: “restore health. seek a medic to heal.”
  • 20:49 Azzula bit Skulspliter's arm and hung on for dear life.
  • 20:50 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:50 Obeying the order sent from above, Skulspliter gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.
  • 20:50 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike the heart, kick the shin, Fight attack and burn them.”
  • 20:50 Inspired by the voice of her god, Azzula severely thrashed her enemy.
  • 20:50 Skulspliter knocked his opponent off her feet, but Azzula managed to grab the offender and pull him down at the last moment.
  • 20:51 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:51 Obeying the order sent from above, Skulspliter gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.
  • 20:51 A booming voice from above said: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
  • 20:51 The heroes looked at each other knowingly, then ran aside for a quick prayer.
  • 20:52 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:52 A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. Skey is not sparing himself.
  • 20:52 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
  • 20:52 Azzula played a couple of “Pow-Wow” tunes on the enemy's helmet. Skulspliter got the tune stuck in his head.
  • 20:53 A lightning bolt sent by Thufirson hit a peaceful pasture surrounding a monster grazing nearby. The Shopping Mauler moves away offended.
  • 20:53 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:53 Skulspliter received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Azzula is prostrating, praising her god.
  • 20:53 A booming voice from above said: “sneak attack. kick the enemy strike.”
  • 20:53 Skulspliter introduced his weapon to Azzula's face.
  • 20:53 Azzula suddenly felt better. Skulspliter muttered mean things about his imprecise master.
  • 20:53 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 20:53 A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Skulspliter by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like Skey has had enough of Skulspliter.
  • 20:53 A booming voice from above said: “destory kick hit the attack in the right spot. smite.”
  • 20:53 Inspired by the voice of her god, Azzula gives her enemy a very hard time. Skulspliter whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.
  • 20:53 Azzula kicked with vigor, but Skulspliter managed to somewhat deflect the strike.
  • 20:54 Skulspliter observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Thufirson is on the watch!
  • 20:54 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
  • 20:54 Azzula suddenly noticed that her weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Skey is on the watch.
  • 20:54 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike the heart, kick the shin, Fight attack and burn them.”
  • 20:54 Obeying the order sent from above, Azzula gathers her strength and strikes her opponent one more time.
  • 20:54 Skulspliter senses his god becoming bored and attempts to hasten the duel with an immensely powerful attack on Azzula.
  • 20:55 Skulspliter grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Azzula's eyes.
  • 20:55 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
  • 20:55 Skulspliter screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.
  • 20:55 Something in the clouds roared: “destory kick hit the attack in the right spot. smite.”
  • 20:55 Skulspliter took a hit and rolled in the mud. What a dirty fighter he is!
  • 20:56 Skulspliter observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Thufirson is on the watch!
  • 20:56 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
  • 20:56 Azzula suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Skey is on the watch...
  • 20:56 Something in the clouds roared: “sneak attack. kick the enemy strike.”
  • 20:56 Skulspliter fights like a dairy farmer, which is appropriate since Azzula fights like a cow.
  • 20:57 Skulspliter grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Azzula's eyes.
  • 20:57 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
  • 20:57 Following the overheard hint from above, Skulspliter quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
  • 20:57 Skulspliter received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Azzula is prostrating, praising her god.
  • 20:57 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike the heart, kick the shin, Fight attack and burn them.”
  • 20:57 Skulspliter landed an unobtrusive kick with his left foot into Azzula's right ear, knocking her to the ground into an upside-down butterfly pose.
  • 20:58 Skulspliter grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Azzula's eyes.
  • 20:58 A booming voice from above said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
  • 20:58 Following the overheard hint from above, Skulspliter quickly swallowed some healing herbs.
  • 20:58 Skulspliter was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.
  • 20:58 Something in the clouds roared: “sneak attack. kick the enemy strike.”
  • 20:58 Azzula used her “teeth gnashing” skill. Skulspliter shuddered in fear.
  • 20:59 Skulspliter's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.
  • 20:59 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
  • 20:59 Mishearing the command from above, Skulspliter, just in case, strikes the enemy on her head.
  • 20:59 Skulspliter suddenly felt better. Azzula muttered mean things about her imprecise master.
  • 20:59 A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
  • 20:59 Skulspliter mentioned his knowledge of the “death by snu-snu” skill. Azzula decided to feel worse, just in case.
  • 20:59 Skulspliter grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Azzula's eyes.
  • 20:59 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
  • 20:59 Azzula observes as her wounds amazingly disappear. Skey is on the watch!
  • 20:59 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
  • 20:59 Azzula remembers about the bottle of iodine solution she saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on herself.
  • 20:59 Azzula began reciting a poem she wrote. Skulspliter felt horrified, and clamped his hands over his ears.
  • 21:00 Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Skulspliter caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival.
  • 21:00 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 21:00 Azzula felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.
  • 21:00 Something in the clouds roared: “Seek a medic and get aid. Heal and Drink it.”
  • 21:00 Skulspliter managed to grab his opponent's health bar and beat her with it, breaking off a piece in the process.
  • 21:01 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Skulspliter's spirit is lifted knowing that Thufirson is around. Azzula is horrified... Skey, where are you?
  • 21:01 A booming voice from above said: “By the sound of Ni, heal drink eat cure rest or something already!!!”
  • 21:01 A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
  • 21:01 A sudden clap of thunder forced both heroes to duck and cover with their ears. Luckily, sometimes it's just a thunderstorm.
  • 21:02 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 21:02 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
  • 21:02 Skulspliter dared Azzula to attack and try her best. Azzula dutifully complied and gave her opponent a severe concussion.
  • 21:03 A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 21:03 Feeling the presence of his god, Skulspliter rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.
  • 21:03 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Drink a beer. Rest.”
  • 21:03 Unconventionally applying the “death by snu-snu” skill, Skulspliter managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own.
  • 21:04 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 21:04 Obeying the order sent from above, Skulspliter gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.
  • 21:04 A booming voice from above said: “heal now. I know you tired. Drink medicine.”
  • 21:04 Suddenly the handcuffs of strength hits the magic ankle bracelet with a dull thud. What a stern fight!
  • 21:04 Something in the clouds roared: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 21:04 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Seek a medic and get aid. Heal and Drink it.”
  • 21:04 Azzula threw a punch. Skulspliter caught it with his face.
  • 21:05 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 21:05 A booming voice from above said: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
  • 21:05 Skulspliter performed Up, Left, Circle, Square. Azzula burst into flames.
  • 21:06 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 21:06 Feeling the presence of his god, Skulspliter rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.
  • 21:06 Something in the clouds roared: “Double attack with extra damage! smash, smite, and destroy.”
  • 21:06 Obeying the order sent from above, Azzula gathers her strength and strikes her opponent one more time.
  • 21:06 Sly Azzula delivered a back-heel strike, flinging Skulspliter headfirst into a nearby ravine.
  • 21:07 Skulspliter suddenly noticed that his weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Thufirson is on the watch.
  • 21:07 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 21:07 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Azzula. Skulspliter cries in jealous pain.
  • 21:07 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Attack with still. strike like bowling. Destroy.”
  • 21:07 Inspired by the voice of her god, Azzula gives her enemy a very hard time. Skulspliter whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.
  • 21:07 Skulspliter leaned forward and produced a shiny gold coin from behind Azzula's left ear. Azzula was astonished and she bit her own tongue.
  • 21:08 Azzula screamed in agony as her worst nightmare showed up on the world behind her eyelids.
  • 21:08 A booming voice from above said: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 21:08 A voice came from somewhere above: “attack strike smash destroy strike smash destroy strike smash destroy .”
  • 21:08 Azzula used her “seasickness” skill to maximum efficiency. Skulspliter flew through the air and landed on his head.
  • 21:09 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill, maim, attack, punch, hit, strike, SMITE, like the KNIGHT you are!”
  • 21:09 A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Skey!
  • 21:09 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink iodine heal your wounds.”
  • 21:09 Skulspliter threw a good jab. Azzula got a brand new shiner.
  • 21:10 Skulspliter ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Azzula thanks her partner for the mental training.