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Strong Monsters of Godville
|Tire Iron Lion|
A deadly lion|
The Tire Iron Lion (Vectis leo) is a monster. He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin. His preferred weapon is a tire iron. Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.
- Excellent knowledge of physics; especially levers
- Can remove many tough nuts
- Makes a horrible cloud of smoke when burned
- Must be re-inflated every 3000 miles
- Easily distracted by string
- Sleeps almost all day