The Whinery

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The Whinery is a tavern that specialises in listening to weary heroes and heroines. People often mistake it for a dedicated wine bar, but they're mistaken. The tavern's slogan is "It's just wine. If you can taste something else, we probably haven't washed your glass very well...".

W(h)ine list

  • Red Wine — made out of real certified red grapes[1]
  • White Wine — made out of real certified white grapes[2]
  • Bubbly wine — got 'em bubbles![3]

What else would you want from us?! Just choose your colour already.

References and footnotes

  1. At least 5 different people from the vineyard looked at the grapes and said: "Yup, it's red all right!"
  2. At least 5 different people from the vineyard looked at the grapes and said: "Uhm, let's call it white..."
  3. "Ugh, boss?! There are bubbles in this batch... Dunno why!" --Anonymous employee (definitely not Brad)
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