The Seven Dragons

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The Seven Dragons

Founded in 113 B.C.E by the God of drunken pleasure (Akail), this guild has a long standing tradition with local Pub and Bar owners as a warm and welcoming place to get drunk and violently get beaten and flogged with a variety of translucent beads. These beads were granted with the magical power to grant three wishes. Akail used these wishes in no particular order and was granted three requests. He does not remember what he had requested as he was in yet another drunken brawl with another god. This god was named Inevitable (because it was inevitable that every female that he encountered ended up in his bed chambers) had frequently visited the pub across the street from The Seven Dragons Grill (Guild, and Pub of course), until one day he glimpsed through the window with drunken eyes a beautiful woman sitting at the bar in the guild. Leaving The Battered Bildge Rat, Inevitable stumbled across the street. He approached the woman at the bar and of course a few hours later told her too leave as he was now sober and could plainly see her to be a quite unnatractive and old with many wrinkles in many places, and she was 8000 years old (quite old for a god). This woman just so happened to begin crying and ran out on the street cursing Inevitable's name, she also just so happened too be the mother of Akail, the god of drunken pleasure. Akail received word of this blasphemy and stormed (quite literally considering he is a god and can, quite easily, turn into an actual storm, over too Inevitable's Mansion.). Meeting each other for the first time they instantly didn't like each others faces. This led too quite a brawl which ended up destroying many pantheons in the richest part of Godville. After beating each other senseless they forgot about the face incident and went on too be somewhat loosely aquainted. (And yes Akail did forget to fight for his mothers honor, don't drink kids.)