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| motto = No motto is too long for The Guild!
| motto = No motto is too long for The Guild!
| alignment = Satisfyingly Random
| alignment = Satisfyingly Random
| number = 14
| number = 10
| founder = Mr God Junior
| founder = Mr God Junior
| founded = Decemberish 2015!}}
| founded = Decemberish 2015!}}
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Since the last update, when we had a meagre six members we've jumped up to 14! I'd like to give a '''BIG''' thank you to all who've joined up to this point, purposefully and from random guild quests, thanks to all future members too for not just joining a guild, but THE GUILD itself. Also, on date (when I figure it out it'll go here) we made it to the 16th place in popularly and unlocked the High-Rank Title, thanks to a lot of miracles from our first temple owner {{God|Tlazolteteo}} (who, if you didn't pick up on the fact that only temple owners can do miracles, got her temple!).
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<span id="Approval">'''''Older News'''''</span>
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">''''''After Christmas, before January the 13th''''' '''Merry Christmas''' to everyone! Looks like I'm late though! Merry Boxing week instead! Three new members are on the horizon including {{God|Olinator245}} and two other mysterious alts O_o. Recently last week (or the week before, or maybe before that... I'll just stick to recently) we entered the Pantheon of Popularity and made it to 38th place! And then promptly dropped out due to laziness. Go us!
'''''Sometime Later... Probably Dec.13''''' Welcoming {{god|HSoH Alternator}} to our ranks! We also need other Gods to help build The Guild's The Guild hall! We also have entered the Pantheon of Unity! <br>
'''''Somewhere between Dec. 6 and Dec. 13''''' Now up to four members! We've entered the pantheon of unity! Four isn't a very nice number though is it? Personally I would prefer a bigger number...
Yes we are still (and always will be!) looking for more members! What better guild to join the ''The Guild''? The most widely mentioned guild in the forums! (Try it! Search "''The Guild''" on the guild headquarters search bar!)
'''''Dec. 6.'''': Currently trying to assemble enough members to build ''The Guild'' hall! New members incoming! Advanced welcome to {{God|Not A Unicorn}}, {{God|Tlazolteteo}} (Got it on the third try!) And {{God|Thorion2}}. Welcome!<br>
== Introduction: A New Guild! ==
== Introduction: A New Guild! ==
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* Find a better motto! (done! ;)
* Find a better motto! (done! ;)
* Learn to stop using so many exclamation marks!
* Learn to stop using so many exclamation marks!
* Daily Guildy message?!<br>
== TDITGM ==
Also known as The Daily Inspirational The Guild message, or simply ad Guildie Message, this is basicly how we chose our motto! We have a The Guild related themed message every little while and then make it out motto. If you have any ideas, feel free to share via PM or just in The Guild forum thread!
=== List of past mottos and TDITGMs ===
* No motto is too long for The Guild!
* Reusing old jokes since this was made!
* Not just another Guild! Another The Guild!
=== In depth, totally non-related description of current motto! ===
There's no real depth that we can add to this one, as it refers to the fact that the motto doesn't fit onto our coat of arms!
== Random Changing Image! ==
== Image! ==
Now, for your enjoyment and confusion, we have a randomly changing image. Hurray!
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Revision as of 22:58, 15 June 2016

The Guild
Motto: No motto is too long for The Guild!
Alignment: Satisfyingly Random
Date Founded: Decemberish 2015!
Membership Count: 10
Guild Page: The Guild 

| friend 1 = Another Guild

Introduction: A New Guild!

By now you really should understand that this is in fact a new guild. Your probably thinking along the lines of this "What an unoriginal name and another guild that will fail before it even gets a second member." Fear not! The name is even less creative then you thought! This isn't just any old new guild, its a new The Guild!


Who we are and what we do

Well I'm really hoping people have come to understand that we are The Guild after seeing the big title that says The Guild at the top of the page. As for what we do, mostly the same things every other guild does! So you could psare me the work of writing about how we are/how/also...

  • Friendly and welcoming to new members
  • How we've actually just made all this up by looking at other guild's pages
  • We like to have fun and enjoy the game!

Drat! You've made me write it all out! Another thing to note would be that lists look way cooler then blocks of text,

  • Right?
  • Always!
  • So lists forever!

We've also recently achieved the personality of true darkness! through sheer randomness and clicking with a blindfold!



The Guild was born out of a pool of anarchy, a slime pit of despair. Amide tumbulous waves that threatened to swamp it in it's beginning, amide thunder of gods, angered at the end of their rule and the beginning of order. The very flames of hell quaked and were said to... Who am I kidding? This is just The Guild! Created one day when someone said "Founding a guild would be cool. But what would I call the guild?" That doesn't mean we can't rave on about the seven levels of hell and the various abysses of endless torture containing the nightmares of man, waiting for the day when they can drag their terrible pustulated flesh into the daylight and reap revenge on man, though!

The Sort of Real The Guild History

First Temple: GodTlazoltoteo  was The first of us to get a temple! She was also The first member even over level 20 and The first over level 30 for a long time after that until GodHit you  joined! A fine example of how some of The Guilders are not complete noobs or alts!

Recruitment Policies

  • Do it! (As in recruitment)
  • Don't recruit in a bad way! (As if there's any bad ways to recruit for The Guild!)
  • The more members we have, the more members we'll have!

The Guild hall

The Guild hall is an ungoing project where we invite other people to design and build it for us! Modelling the rooms after their own guild or anything they like really! Feel free to pop into our forum thread (always found near the top of The Guild HQ!) and build your own room!

The Main Building

Whether you beleive me or not, The Main Building, is not only named The Main Building, it is also the main building of The Guild Hall! This was decided after many arguments and suggestions including: The Port-au-Potty, Trash-heap and GodTlazolteteo 's temple.

The Main Building is in, fact as you may have already found out, GodTlazolteteo 's temple. It is not so much a temple as a labyrinthine, at the end, the bathrooms. Here we plot things, while gleefully watching people get lost in the labarinthe. The outside is purely gold, well the inside is painted a multitude of undefined The Guild colours, as well as including The Guild crest painted everywhere and the motto, painted really largely and cut off by the walls.

The Plot

Firstly, due to various magnefying prisms, and complicated light refractions, the bathrooms look really close to the entrance from the outside. So when people enter, asking for the bathroom, or are on the tour and ask for the bathroom, they simply go by themselves, instead of paying the price for a guide. A foolish choice indeed. First they got lost, then they find the strategetically placed beer coolers, needing a donation to open. They relax on the overstuffed couches and stay there, all the while, their money being depleted beer by beer. When they run out of money, we boot them out. If they stained the couches with their need for the bathroom, we fine them! Foolproof!

Now, would you like to explore The Main Building?

Guild Rules

Suffice to say, we are really strict on our rules, we take them very seriously and for that reason have written that we take them very seriously.

  • Always remember to capitalize The Guild and use it to redundancy
  • (If I had thought of another rule, this is where it would have gone)
  • Did you forget the first rule? Good, don't.

The First The Guildees

GodMr God Junior - The Great and Powerful The Guild Leader!
GodTlazolteteo - The first The Guildee!
GodThorion2 - A cool handsome guy!
GodNot A Unicorn - The first Godwiki The Guild page editor!

Possible Future The Guild Events

  • Forum Game! Suggestions Wanted!
  • Logo contest!
  • Ask other people what to put here!
  • Find a better motto! (done! ;)
  • Learn to stop using so many exclamation marks!



Now, for your enjoyment and confusion, we have a randomly changing image. Hurray! <randomimage size="150x100px" float="center>

Thanks For Reading!


Still being edited and added on to. Cool background colour wanted! If you want to add something, might as well run it by GodMr God Junior  first! ;)