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== A guild named The Guild ==
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| emblem = THE_GUILD_EMBLEM.png
 
| motto = No motto is too long for The Guild!
 
| alignment = Satisfyingly Random
 
| number = 14
 
| founder = Mr God Junior
 
| founded = Decemberish 2015!}}
 
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'''''The Guild'''''. What an unoriginal and boring name for a guild. Surely it will fail before gaining even a second member. Fear not, connoisseurs of creativity, ''The Guild'' is much less creative than you thought! Before this guild was created, there was another ''The Guild'' in Godville. So not only a boring name, but completely unoriginal being the second of the same name! But this isn't any old ''The Guild'', it's this ''The Guild!'' (Not to be mistaken for This Guild). <br>
Since the last update, when we had a meagre six members we've jumped up to 14! I'd like to give a '''BIG''' thank you to all who've joined up to this point, purposefully and from random guild quests, thanks to all future members too for not just joining a guild, but THE GUILD itself. Also, on date (when I figure it out it'll go here) we made it to the 16th place in popularly and unlocked the High-Rank Title, thanks to a lot of miracles from our first temple owner [[God|Tlazolteteo]] (who, if you didn't pick up on the fact that only temple owners can do miracles, got her temple!).  
 
 
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<span id="Approval">'''''Older News'''''</span>
 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">''''''After Christmas, before January the 13th''''' '''Merry Christmas''' to everyone! Looks like I'm late though! Merry Boxing week instead! Three new members are on the horizon including {{God|Olinator245}} and two other mysterious alts O_o. Recently last week (or the week before, or maybe before that... I'll just stick to recently) we entered the Pantheon of Popularity and made it to 38th place! And then promptly dropped out due to laziness. Go us!
 
  
'''''Sometime Later... Probably Dec.13''''' Welcoming {{god|HSoH Alternator}} to our ranks! We also need other Gods to help build The Guild's The Guild hall! We also have entered the Pantheon of Unity! <br>
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== Who We Are ''(and What We Do)'' ==
  
'''''Somewhere between Dec. 6 and Dec. 13''''' Now up to four members! We've entered the pantheon of unity! Four isn't a very nice number though is it? Personally I would prefer a bigger number...
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Well, we're really hoping you have come to understand that we are, surprisingly, ''The Guild'' after seeing the big title that says, "''The Guild''," at the top of the page.  
Yes we are still (and always will be!) looking for more members! What better guild to join the ''The Guild''? The most widely mentioned guild in the forums! (Try it! Search "''The Guild''" on the guild headquarters search bar!)
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As for what we do, mostly the same things every other guild does!
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*Try, sometimes unsuccessfully, to focus on having interesting conversations in ''The Guild Chat''.
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*Shamelessly recruit people for ''The Guild''.
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*Goof around in Godville.
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*And say'' 'The Guild' ''too often.
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*Harrass the forums with messages about ''The Guild''. ''Usually'' contained to our own forum!
  
'''''Dec. 6.'''': Currently trying to assemble enough members to build ''The Guild'' hall! New members incoming! Advanced welcome to {{God|Not A Unicorn}}, {{God|Tlazolteteo}} (Got it on the third try!) And {{God|Thorion2}}. Welcome!<br>
 
 
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== Introduction: A New Guild! ==
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== Why Should '''You''' Join '''Us'''? ==
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A better question would be, "why shouldn't you join us"? We, of course, are far too busy shamelessly recruiting helpless heroes and emphasizing ''The Guild'' in capital letters to answer questions such as that.
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But nevertheless, here are some benefits of being a The Guildee:  
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* Joining The Guild isn't bad for you health
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**On the other hand, joining ''The Guild'' isn't good for your health either.
  
By now you really should understand that this is in fact a new guild. Your probably thinking along the lines of this "What an unoriginal name and another guild that will fail before it even gets a second member." Fear not! The name is even less creative then you thought! This isn't just any old new guild, its a new The Guild!<br>
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* Instead of wasting your time on boring and pointless things, think of how much more productive you can be by wasting your time on non-boring, pointless things!
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** ''The Guild'' is never boring, only pointless!
  
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* You can come up with some good content to put here and then we'll all be proud of you and adore you
  
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* Free memberships and cookies!
  
== Who we are and what we do ==
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== Allies and Enemies ==
  
Well I'm really hoping people have come to understand that we are ''The Guild'' after seeing the big title that says ''The Guild'' at the top of the page. As for what we do, mostly the same things every other guild does! So you could psare me the work of writing about ''how we are/how/also''...  
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=== Allies ===
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Whilst ''The Guild'' was being created, our great minds thought that it would be a great idea to have another guild as an ally! Lo and behold, another great, and uncreative, person actually created a guild called ''Another Guild''! To this day, ''The Guild'' and ''Another Guild'' strike fear in the hearts of those who wish humanity was more creative.
  
* '''Friendly and welcoming to new members'''
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As well, The Guild Alumni, {{God|Pandora Night}} left to create her own guild called ''The Authors Guild'' for godvillieans all around who have interest in writing. Admiring her well chosen name, ''The Guild'' proudly added them to our Allies!
* '''How we've actually just made all this up by looking at other guild's pages'''
 
* '''We like to have fun and enjoy the game!'''
 
  
Drat! You've made me write it all out! Another thing yo note would be that lists look way cooler then blocks of text,
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=== Enemies ===
  
* '''Right?'''
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Though we probably get on the bad side of some god and goddesses with our antics we have yet to have anyone oppose is openly. One day someone will say something bad about us and then we can get some enemies! We can't wait.
* '''Always!'''
 
* '''So lists forever!'''<br>
 
We've also recently achieved the personality of true darkness! through sheer randomness and clicking with a blindfold!  
 
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== History ==  
 
== History ==  
 
[[File:FiresOfHell.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]
 
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The Guild was born out of a pool of anarchy, a slime pit of despair. Amide tumbulous waves that threatened to swamp it in it's beginning, amide thunder of gods, angered at the end of their rule and the beginning of order. The very flames of hell quaked and were said to... Who am I kidding? This is just The Guild! Created one day when someone said "Founding a guild would be cool. But what would I call the guild?" That doesn't mean we can't rave on about the seven levels of hell and the various abysses of endless torture containing the nightmares of man, waiting for the day when they can drag their terrible pustulated flesh into the daylight and reap revenge on man, though!
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''The Guild'' was born out of a pool of anarchy, and a slime pit of despair. Amid towering waves that threatened to swamp ''The Guild'' in its beginning, amid the thunder of gods, angered at the end of their rule and the beginning of order, the very pits of Hell quaked and were said to... Who am I kidding? This is just ''The Guild''! Created one day when someone said, "Founding a guild would be cool but what would I call it"? That doesn't mean we can't rave on about the Nine Circles of Hell or the meaning of life, but that's how ''The Guild'' started.
  
 
=== The Sort of Real The Guild History ===
 
=== The Sort of Real The Guild History ===
  
First Temple: {{God|Tlazoltoteo} was The first of us to get a temple! She was also The first member even over level 20 and The first over level 30 for a long time after that until {{God|Hit you} joined! A fine example of how some of The Guilders are not complete noobs or alts!
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The First Temple: {{God|Tlazoltoteo}} was the first of us to get a temple! She was also the first member over level 20 and the first member over level 30 for an extensive amount of time, until {{God|Hit you}} joined!  
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A fine example of how some of The Former ''The Guild'' members are not complete noobs or alts!
  
 
== Recruitment Policies ==
 
== Recruitment Policies ==
* Do it! (As in recruitment)  
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* Do it! ''(as in recruitment)''
* Don't recruit in a bad way! (As if there's any bad ways to recruit for The Guild!)
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* Don't recruit in a bad way! ''(as if there are any bad ways to recruit for The Guild!)''
* The more members we have, the more members we'll have!
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* The more members we have, The More members we will have!
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* The more people you convince to join The Happier we'll be!
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== The Guild Hall ==
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The Guild Hall is a great building where we hang out and occasional fight off zombie invasions. Being too lazy to build anything ourselves and too cheap to pay people to build them, we've settled on appropriating others buildings which works out just fine! If you have a building you'd like us to take, give it here already!
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=== The Main Building ===
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Whether or not you believe me, ''The Main Building'' is not only named ''The Main Building'', it is also ''The Main Building'' of'' ''The Guild'' Hall!'' This was decided after many arguments, with a variety of suggestions including: ''The Port-au-Potty'', ''Trash-Heap'', and ''{{God|Tlazolteteo}}'s Temple''.
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''The Main Building'' is located in, as you may have already guessed, ''{{God|Tlazolteteo}}'s Temple''. It as not so much a temple, but a labyrinth, and at The End, The Bathrooms. Here we plot things, while gleefully watching people get lost in the labyrinth. The outside is purely gold, while the inside is painted a multitude of undefined ''The Guild'' colours, as well as including ''The Guild Crest'' painted everywhere and the motto, painted largely and cut off by The Walls.
  
== The Guild hall ==
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=== The Plot ===
  
Eventually (as whenever somebody breaks from laziness long enough to do it) all the rooms will be listed here as well as having a longer description below!
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Firstly, due to various magnefying prisms, and complicated light refractions, The Bathrooms look very close to the entrance from the outside. So, when heroes enter, asking for The Bathroom, or are on tour and ask for The Bathroom, they simply go by themselves, instead of paying The price for a guide. A foolish choice indeed. First, they get lost; then, they find The strategically placed beer coolers, needing a donation to open. They relax on The overstuffed couches and stay there, all The while, their money being depleted, beer by beer. When they run out of money, we boot them out. If they stained the couches with their need for The bathroom, we fine them! Foolproof!
  
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Now, would you like to explore ''The Main Building''?
  
== Guild Rules ==
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== The Guild Rules ==
Suffice to say, we are really strict on our rules, we take them very seriously and for that reason have written that we take them very seriously.
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Suffice to say, we are very strict on our rules, we take them seriously and for that reason have written that we take them seriously.
  
* Always remember to capitalize The Guild and use it to redundancy
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* Always remember to capitalize ''The Guild'' and use it to redundancy.
  
* (If I had thought of another rule, this is where it would have gone)
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* ''(If I had thought of another rule, this is where it would have gone)''
 
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== The First The Guildees ==
 
== The First The Guildees ==
  
{{God|Mr God Junior}}- The Great and Powerful The Guild Leader!<br>
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{{God|Mr God Junior}}- The Great and Powerful ''The Guild'' Leader!<br>
{{God| Tlazolteteo}}- The first The Guildee!<br>
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{{God|Tlazolteteo}}- The first ''The Guildee''!<br>
{{God|Thorion2}}- A cool handsome guy!<br>
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{{God|Thorion2}}- A cool handsome ''(narcissistic too...)'' guy!<br>
{{God|Not A Unicorn}}- The first Godwiki The Guild page editor!<br>
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{{God|Not A Unicorn}}- The first ''Godwiki The Guild Page'' editor!<br>
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== The Guild Decree ==
== Possible Future The Guild Events ==  
 
* Forum Game! Suggestions Wanted!
 
* Logo contest!
 
* Ask other people what to put here!
 
* Find a better motto! (done! ;)
 
* Learn to stop using so many exclamation marks!
 
* Daily Guildy message?!<br>
 
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== TDITGM ==
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Even more important than any rules ''(who pays attention to those things anyway)'' ''The Guild'' has decreed that, as a member of ''The Guild'', in every  ''The Guild'' affair you must capitalize every used 'The' for maximum ''The Guild'' effect.
  
Also known as The Daily Inspirational The Guild message, or simply ad Guildie Message, this is basicly how we chose out motto! We have a The Guild related themed message every little while and ten make it out motto. If you have any ideas, feel free to share via PM or just in The Guild forum thread!
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== The Guild's Drink ==
  
=== List of past mottos and TDITGMs ===
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Being a guild called ''The Guild'', our inventive minds wizzed and twirled, and did all of those other things, to come up with  ''The Guild Specialty Drink''.
* No motto is too long for The Guild!
 
* Reusing old jokes since this was made!
 
* Not just another Guild! Another The Guild!
 
  
=== In depth, totally non-related description of current motto! ===
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All the work ended up in a resounding success as we named it ''The Drink'', a success met with delight over all of ''The Guild's'' members.
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There's no real depth that we can add to this one, as it refers to the fact that the motto doesn't fit onto our coat of arms!
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== The Guild To-Do list==
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* Cross everything off this list!
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* Some kind of forum game!
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* Recruiting more members!
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* Blackmailing more people into being members!
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* Learning to write without as many exclamation marks!
  
== Random Changing Image! ==
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== Image! ==
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Now, for your enjoyment and confusion, we have a randomly changing image, hurray!
 
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''This article is periodically edited by the not-so-observant god {{god|Sare-Shi}}''.
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Latest revision as of 01:02, 17 September 2019

The Guild
THE_GUILD_EMBLEM.png
Motto: No motto is too long for The Guild!
Alignment: Satisfyingly random
Founder(s):
Date Founded: Decemberish 2015!
Membership Count: 23
Guild Page: The Guild 
Allies:
Data current as of one minute from now

A guild named The Guild

The Guild. What an unoriginal and boring name for a guild. Surely it will fail before gaining even a second member. Fear not, connoisseurs of creativity, The Guild is much less creative than you thought! Before this guild was created, there was another The Guild in Godville. So not only a boring name, but completely unoriginal being the second of the same name! But this isn't any old The Guild, it's this The Guild! (Not to be mistaken for This Guild).

Who We Are (and What We Do)

Well, we're really hoping you have come to understand that we are, surprisingly, The Guild after seeing the big title that says, "The Guild," at the top of the page.


As for what we do, mostly the same things every other guild does!

  • Try, sometimes unsuccessfully, to focus on having interesting conversations in The Guild Chat.
  • Shamelessly recruit people for The Guild.
  • Goof around in Godville.
  • And say 'The Guild' too often.
  • Harrass the forums with messages about The Guild. Usually contained to our own forum!


Why Should You Join Us?

A better question would be, "why shouldn't you join us"? We, of course, are far too busy shamelessly recruiting helpless heroes and emphasizing The Guild in capital letters to answer questions such as that.


But nevertheless, here are some benefits of being a The Guildee:

  • Joining The Guild isn't bad for you health
    • On the other hand, joining The Guild isn't good for your health either.
  • Instead of wasting your time on boring and pointless things, think of how much more productive you can be by wasting your time on non-boring, pointless things!
    • The Guild is never boring, only pointless!
  • You can come up with some good content to put here and then we'll all be proud of you and adore you
  • Free memberships and cookies!

Allies and Enemies

Allies

Whilst The Guild was being created, our great minds thought that it would be a great idea to have another guild as an ally! Lo and behold, another great, and uncreative, person actually created a guild called Another Guild! To this day, The Guild and Another Guild strike fear in the hearts of those who wish humanity was more creative.

As well, The Guild Alumni, GodPandora Night  left to create her own guild called The Authors Guild for godvillieans all around who have interest in writing. Admiring her well chosen name, The Guild proudly added them to our Allies!

Enemies

Though we probably get on the bad side of some god and goddesses with our antics we have yet to have anyone oppose is openly. One day someone will say something bad about us and then we can get some enemies! We can't wait.

History

FiresOfHell.jpg

The Guild was born out of a pool of anarchy, and a slime pit of despair. Amid towering waves that threatened to swamp The Guild in its beginning, amid the thunder of gods, angered at the end of their rule and the beginning of order, the very pits of Hell quaked and were said to... Who am I kidding? This is just The Guild! Created one day when someone said, "Founding a guild would be cool but what would I call it"? That doesn't mean we can't rave on about the Nine Circles of Hell or the meaning of life, but that's how The Guild started.

The Sort of Real The Guild History

The First Temple: GodTlazoltoteo  was the first of us to get a temple! She was also the first member over level 20 and the first member over level 30 for an extensive amount of time, until GodHit you  joined!

A fine example of how some of The Former The Guild members are not complete noobs or alts!

Recruitment Policies

  • Do it! (as in recruitment)
  • Don't recruit in a bad way! (as if there are any bad ways to recruit for The Guild!)
  • The more members we have, The More members we will have!
  • The more people you convince to join The Happier we'll be!

The Guild Hall

The Guild Hall is a great building where we hang out and occasional fight off zombie invasions. Being too lazy to build anything ourselves and too cheap to pay people to build them, we've settled on appropriating others buildings which works out just fine! If you have a building you'd like us to take, give it here already!

The Main Building

Whether or not you believe me, The Main Building is not only named The Main Building, it is also The Main Building of The Guild Hall! This was decided after many arguments, with a variety of suggestions including: The Port-au-Potty, Trash-Heap, and GodTlazolteteo 's Temple. The Main Building is located in, as you may have already guessed, GodTlazolteteo 's Temple. It as not so much a temple, but a labyrinth, and at The End, The Bathrooms. Here we plot things, while gleefully watching people get lost in the labyrinth. The outside is purely gold, while the inside is painted a multitude of undefined The Guild colours, as well as including The Guild Crest painted everywhere and the motto, painted largely and cut off by The Walls.

The Plot

Firstly, due to various magnefying prisms, and complicated light refractions, The Bathrooms look very close to the entrance from the outside. So, when heroes enter, asking for The Bathroom, or are on tour and ask for The Bathroom, they simply go by themselves, instead of paying The price for a guide. A foolish choice indeed. First, they get lost; then, they find The strategically placed beer coolers, needing a donation to open. They relax on The overstuffed couches and stay there, all The while, their money being depleted, beer by beer. When they run out of money, we boot them out. If they stained the couches with their need for The bathroom, we fine them! Foolproof!

Now, would you like to explore The Main Building?

The Guild Rules

Suffice to say, we are very strict on our rules, we take them seriously and for that reason have written that we take them seriously.

  • Always remember to capitalize The Guild and use it to redundancy.
  • (If I had thought of another rule, this is where it would have gone)
  • Did you forget the first rule? Good, don't.

The First The Guildees

GodMr God Junior - The Great and Powerful The Guild Leader!
GodTlazolteteo - The first The Guildee!
GodThorion2 - A cool handsome (narcissistic too...) guy!
GodNot A Unicorn - The first Godwiki The Guild Page editor!

The Guild Decree

Even more important than any rules (who pays attention to those things anyway) The Guild has decreed that, as a member of The Guild, in every The Guild affair you must capitalize every used 'The' for maximum The Guild effect.

The Guild's Drink

Being a guild called The Guild, our inventive minds wizzed and twirled, and did all of those other things, to come up with The Guild Specialty Drink.

All the work ended up in a resounding success as we named it The Drink, a success met with delight over all of The Guild's members.

The Guild To-Do list

  • Cross everything off this list!
  • Some kind of forum game!
  • Recruiting more members!
  • Blackmailing more people into being members!
  • Learning to write without as many exclamation marks!

Image!

Now, for your enjoyment and confusion, we have a randomly changing image, hurray! <randomimage size="150x100px" float="center>

Thanks For Reading!

Woohoo!

This article is periodically edited by the not-so-observant god GodSare-Shi .

Still being edited and added on to. Cool background colour wanted! If you want to add something, might as well run it by GodMr God Junior  first! :)