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'''''The Battle Toad''''' tavern is a place where weary, battleworn heroes can stop for a while for a drink and the good company of other fatigued, battle-scarred heroes.
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It is also the only tavern in all of [[Map of Godville|Godville]] to have a toad in kimono behind a bar. The amphibian bartender is said to never drop a glass, be it full or empty.
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== Famous Patrons ==
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Among the drunks, common hooligans, and wandering riff-raff, there seem to be a few that could be considered this humble abode's famous patrons.
  
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Most notable would be the well-known '''Tsunade-hime''', who downs sake like it's water and can mix drinks like nobody's business. In one horrific contest for Best Drunkard Ever™, she drank every drink available and not only didn't lose her stomach contents, but also demanded a discount on sake for the rest of that night.<ref>Some witnesses dispute that this feat was instead accomplished by Tsukikage Ran, but that wandering samurai cannot be located for comment.</ref>
 
 
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The Battle Toad tawern is a place where weary and battleworn heroes can stop for a while for a drink and good company of other fatigued battle-scarred heroes.
 
 
 
It is also the only tawern in all Godwille to have a toad in kimono behind a bar. The amphibian bartender is said to never drop glass from his paw, be it full or empty...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
== Famous patrons ==
 
Amongst drinkers, common chooligans and wandering riffraffs there seems to be a few disomaniacs that could be considered this humble abodes' patrons.
 
 
 
Most notable would be well-known '''Tsunade-hime''', who downs sake like it's water and can mix drinks like no one's business. In one horrific instance of bet for Best Drunkard Ever™ she drinked every drink available and not only didn't lose her stomach contents but also she demanded sake discount for the rest of that night to the terrified awe of onlookers.
 
 
 
Also hegemony in drinking beer belongs to another women, heroine '''Misato''' and her friend '''Shura'''. Their uncanny ability to empty any and all cans left before them and the still kick asses is a sign to behold.
 
 
 
The best tipping off customer (and thus the most liked by bartender) is however '''Kyoraku-san'''. There is ongoing debate and still growing bet between other patrons, whatever this drinking fellow is a hero, a stray god or something else entirely. No one had guts to ask outright yet, because if they spooked the guy off, the wrath of Battle Toad would be grat and many lives would be lost to raging toad inferno.
 
 
 
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''''' A history of significant dates, such as fires, floods, and barfights''''' is as long as toad tongue and tawern staff don't have patience to list it off, but would like to note that barfights are good for lure heroes and heroines inside for good fight so they were promptly written into entertainment repertoire
 
  
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Patron heroines '''Misato''' and her friend '''Shura''' hold the current drinking championship at the '''Battle Toad's''' bar. Their uncanny ability to empty any and all cans left before them and still kick asses is a sight to behold.
  
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The best-tipping customer (and thus the bartender's favorite) is '''Kyoraku-san'''. There is ongoing debate and wagering between other patrons as to whether this fellow is a hero, a stray god, or something else entirely. No one has asked outright, yet, because if anyone spooked the guy, the wrath of the [[Battle Toad]] would be great and many lives would be lost.
  
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The history of significant dates, such as fires, floods, and barfights is as long as a toad's tongue and tavern staff don't have the patience to list it, but would like to note that barfights are good for luring heroes and heroines inside. They are a permanent part of the entertainment repertoire
  
 
=== Amphibian Bartender ===
 
=== Amphibian Bartender ===
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The creature behind the bar is no other than a real [[Battle Toad]]. When the monster's heroine retired, she thought she would open a bar so there would always be beer to drink. The canny creature saw the laziness of its master and decided that having heroine as tavern owner was bad for business. The heroine was never seen again, and her name forgotten in tavern history.
  
The creature behind a bar is no other than real [[Battle Toad]]. When the monsters' heroine retired, she throught she would open a bar so there will always be beer in her life. Cunning creature seen laziness of it's master and hes negligence towards tawern and decided that having heroine as property owner is bad for business. Heroine was never seen again and her name forgotten on the pages of tawern history...
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==Menu==
 
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Creating a menu is a tricky thing when:
 
 
 
 
  
== Menu ==
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* ''{{1st}}'': You are a toad.
Creating menu is a tricky thing when: ''1st''. You are glorified frog ''2nd''. Your customers are a bunch of tasteless <s>ninja</s> heroes who wouldn't see a snack if it landed on their nose ''3rd''. Apperenty people don't eat flies.
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* ''{{2nd}}'': Your customers are a bunch of tasteless <s>ninja</s> <s>samurai</s> heroes who wouldn't see a snack if it landed on their noses.
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* ''{{3rd}}'': Apparently, human customers don't eat flies.
  
Waddling through these initial difficulties, tawern staff managed to cobble together roughly edible list of snacks and dishes available for customers.
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Wading through these initial difficulties, tavern staff managed to cobble together a list of roughly edible snacks and dishes available for customers.
[[File: Kanagawa.jpg ‎|120px|‎|frame| Odawara Kamaboko is customary ate to celebrate new beggining, which for heroes is an annual event, what with all this dying and resurrections... ]]
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[[File: Kanagawa.jpg ‎|120px|‎|frame| Odawara Kamaboko is customarily eaten to celebrate new beginings, which for heroes is a regular event, what with all this dying and resurrection. ]]
'''Snacks'''
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* Amazake <ref> traditional sweet, low-alcohol Japanese drink made from fermented rice. Can be used as a dessert, snack, natural sweetening agent, ''baby food'', salad dressing or smoothie.</ref>
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===Snacks===
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* Amazake<ref>A traditional sweet, low-alcohol drink made from fermented rice. Can be used as a dessert, snack, natural sweetening agent, ''baby food,'' salad dressing, or smoothie.</ref>
 
* Breadsticks
 
* Breadsticks
* Pocky <ref>there was an accident with breadsticks and chocolate fondue that changed history of snacking ''forever''</ref>  
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* Pocky<ref>Once, there was an accident with breadsticks and chocolate fondue that changed the history of snacking ''forever.''</ref>  
* Dango <ref>sweet rice dumplings on a stick</ref>
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* Dango<ref>Three sweet rice dumplings on a stick. Because everything tastes better on a stick.</ref>
* Arare <ref>small, roundish  crackers made with glutinous rice and flavored with soy sauce. Heroes will eat anything that is at bar and has peanuts inside</ref>  
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* Arare<ref>Small, round crackers made with glutinous rice and flavored with soy sauce. Heroes will eat anything mixed with peanuts at a bar.</ref>  
* Odawara Kamaboko Fish Cakes <ref> is made from finely minced and steamed fish paste </ref>
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* Odawara Kamaboko Fish Cakes<ref>These are made of minced and steamed fish paste. </ref>
* Gane: Sweet Potato Tempura <ref> glorified french fries</ref>
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* Gane: Sweet Potato Tempura<ref>Glorified french fries.</ref>
 
* Akumaki: Bamboo-wrapped Rice Cake
 
* Akumaki: Bamboo-wrapped Rice Cake
* Anmitsu dessert with things <ref>may contain anko (red bean mesh), agar jelly, mochi(rice cakes), fruits and/or boiled peas</ref> and ice cream  
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* Anmitsu<ref>May contain flavorings such as anko (red bean mash), agar jelly, mochi (rice cakes), fruits, and/or boiled peas.</ref> and ice cream  
* Konpeito sugar stars <ref> known monster enthusiast Hayao Miyazaki captured previously unknown encounter of ash monsters with this sweet treat in his famous documentary movie "Spirited away"</ref>
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* Konpeito Sugar Stars<ref>Known monster enthusiast Hayao Miyazaki shows ash monsters with this sweet treat in his documentary movie "Spirited Away."</ref>
 
 
 
 
  
'''Dishes'''
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===Entrees===
 
* Yokohama Gyu-nabe Beef Hot Pot  
 
* Yokohama Gyu-nabe Beef Hot Pot  
 
* Takomeshi: Steamed Octopus with Rice  
 
* Takomeshi: Steamed Octopus with Rice  
* Shirokoro Horumon: Grilled Pork Offal <ref> ''Only now! Discount in celebration of getting rid of near [[Boartender]] competition!'' </ref>
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* Shirokoro Horumon: Grilled Pork Offal<ref> ''LImited-Time Offer! Discount in celebration of getting rid of the nearby [[Boartender]] competition!''</ref>
* Nikuman: steamed buns filled with pork <ref>Hah! Take that, [[Boartender]]!</ref>
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* Nikuman: Steamed Buns filled with Pork<ref>Hah! Take that, [[Boartender]]!</ref>
 
* Yokosuka Kaigun Kare Curry
 
* Yokosuka Kaigun Kare Curry
* Goto Udon<ref>liked by heroines for it's faint aroma of camellia flower </ref>  
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* Goto Udon<ref>Enjoyed by heroines for its faint aroma of camellia flower.</ref>
 
 
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== Signature Drinks ==  
 
== Signature Drinks ==  
The Battle Toad tawern is known for restoring propertien of their beverages. They can not only smoothe beaten hero's pride but also treat their bruises and cuts.  
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The '''Battle Toad''' tavern is known for the restorative properties of its beverages. They not only soothe a beaten hero's pride, but also treat bruises and cuts.  
  
The not-so-secret secret to this phenomenum is that between strong alcoholic drinks are hidden drinkable healing artifacts, heroes just can't seem to remember their names as they are sneakily added to the tab of unsuspecting drinker at bar. Sure they let heroes get back to their heroic deeds much quicker but toads are not THAT altruistic...  
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The not-so-secret secret to this phenomenon is that between strong alcoholic drinks the waitstaff serves drinkable healing artifacts.
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[[File:Sake.jpg|right|frameless|]]
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Heroes just can't seem to remember their names as they are sneakily added to the tab of unsuspecting patrons.  
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[[File:Aojiru.jpg |right|frameless]]
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Sure, they let heroes get back to their heroic deeds much quicker, but toads are not THAT altruistic.
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[[File:Happoshu.jpg |right|frameless]]
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Artifacts restore heroes' health, thus making them soberer and allowing for greater consumption of beer. And the bill gets bigger and bigger.
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===Liquors===
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* Sake<ref>Fermented from rice. 15-18% alcohol.</ref>         
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* Shōchū<ref>Distilled from sweet potato (imo), barley (mugi), rice (kome), and other ingredients. 25-30% alcohol (up to 45% on a good, illegal day).</ref>
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* Awamori<ref>Distilled from long-grain indica rice.</ref>
  
Artifacts restore heroes health thus making them soberer and allowing for greater consumption of beer. And the bill is getting bigger and bigger...
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===Beers & Lagers===
 
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* Happoshu<ref>Low-malt beer.</ref>      
===Legit alcohol===
 
* Sake <ref> fermented from rice, 15-18% alcohol</ref>
 
* Shōchū <ref>distilled from sweet potato (imo), barley (mugi), rice (kome) and other ingredients, 25-30% alcohol (up to 45% on a good illegal day)</ref>
 
* Awamori <ref>alcohol distilled from long grain indica rice</ref>
 
 
 
===Beers&lagiers===
 
* Happoshu <ref>low malt beer</ref>
 
 
* [[Bottle of domesticated beer]]
 
* [[Bottle of domesticated beer]]
* [[Can of ambrosia]] lagier
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* [[Can of ambrosia]] lager
  
===Yummy mysterious brews===
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===Yummy but Mysterious brews===
* Momoshu<ref>peach liquor</ref> with sparkling mineral water and ice  
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* Momoshu<ref>Peach liquor</ref> with sparkling mineral water and ice  
* Tropical punch
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* Tropical Punch
* Yuzushu <ref>citrus liquor made when Yuzu citrus is steeped in junmai sake </ref>
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* Yuzushu<ref>Yuzu citrus steeped in junmai sake.</ref> Citrus Refreshment
* Aojiru <ref> muahaha, it's not alcohol! Tis but “green soup” made from kale!</ref>
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* Aojiru<ref>Muahaha, it's not alcohol! 'Tis but “green soup” made from kale!</ref> Delight       
 
* Unlimited [[potential energy bar]]
 
* Unlimited [[potential energy bar]]
* [[Essence of awesomeness]] because You Are Worth It
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* [[Essence of awesomeness]]: Because You Are Worth It
* Yakult <ref> because it's never too late to try some probiotic drink</ref>
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* Yummy Yakult<ref>It's never too late to try some probiotics.</ref>
* [[Iodine solution]] cider <ref> it could be beer, it could be wine... who knows</ref>
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* [[Iodine solution]] Cider<ref>It could be beer, it could be wine... who knows?</ref>
* Chuhai Cocktail<ref>Shōchū mixed with soda</ref>
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* Chuhai Cocktail<ref>Shōchū mixed with soda.</ref>
* Umeshu Pulm Wine <ref>when you accidentally drop sugared plum in your perfectly good Shōchū</ref>
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* Umeshu Plum Wine<ref>When you accidentally drop sugared plum in your perfectly good Shōchū.</ref>
* Pocari Sweat <ref>restores the electrolytes. That's all you need to know.</ref>
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* Pocari Sweat<ref>Restores electrolytes. That's all you want to know.</ref>
* Hoppy <ref>a non-alcoholic, beer flavoured beverage, usually added with Shōchū, seriously, Kami-sama, why everything gets mixed with Shōchū; Genma-san, you are fired! ...Whatever. Studies suggest that hoppy might help recover from seasonal sickness and respiratory problems like pneumonia and bronchitis, just leave it next to Iodine solution cider, Genma-baka.</ref>
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* Hoppy <ref>Beer-flavoured beverage, usually mixed with Shōchū. Studies suggest that Hoppy might help with recovery from seasonal depression and respiratory illnesses like pneumonia and bronchitis. Stocked next to Iodine solution cider.</ref> Happy Juice
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Taverns of Godville
The Battle Toad
Gamabunta3.png
Feature An amphibian bartender
Signature Drink Sake

The Battle Toad tavern is a place where weary, battleworn heroes can stop for a while for a drink and the good company of other fatigued, battle-scarred heroes.

It is also the only tavern in all of Godville to have a toad in kimono behind a bar. The amphibian bartender is said to never drop a glass, be it full or empty.

Famous Patrons

Among the drunks, common hooligans, and wandering riff-raff, there seem to be a few that could be considered this humble abode's famous patrons.

Most notable would be the well-known Tsunade-hime, who downs sake like it's water and can mix drinks like nobody's business. In one horrific contest for Best Drunkard Ever™, she drank every drink available and not only didn't lose her stomach contents, but also demanded a discount on sake for the rest of that night.[1]

Patron heroines Misato and her friend Shura hold the current drinking championship at the Battle Toad's bar. Their uncanny ability to empty any and all cans left before them and still kick asses is a sight to behold.

The best-tipping customer (and thus the bartender's favorite) is Kyoraku-san. There is ongoing debate and wagering between other patrons as to whether this fellow is a hero, a stray god, or something else entirely. No one has asked outright, yet, because if anyone spooked the guy, the wrath of the Battle Toad would be great and many lives would be lost.

FrogmemebyNobodyIsPerfectButMe.jpg

The history of significant dates, such as fires, floods, and barfights is as long as a toad's tongue and tavern staff don't have the patience to list it, but would like to note that barfights are good for luring heroes and heroines inside. They are a permanent part of the entertainment repertoire

Amphibian Bartender

The creature behind the bar is no other than a real Battle Toad. When the monster's heroine retired, she thought she would open a bar so there would always be beer to drink. The canny creature saw the laziness of its master and decided that having heroine as tavern owner was bad for business. The heroine was never seen again, and her name forgotten in tavern history.

Menu

Creating a menu is a tricky thing when:

  • 1st: You are a toad.
  • 2nd: Your customers are a bunch of tasteless ninja samurai heroes who wouldn't see a snack if it landed on their noses.
  • 3rd: Apparently, human customers don't eat flies.

Wading through these initial difficulties, tavern staff managed to cobble together a list of roughly edible snacks and dishes available for customers.

Odawara Kamaboko is customarily eaten to celebrate new beginings, which for heroes is a regular event, what with all this dying and resurrection.

Snacks

  • Amazake[2]
  • Breadsticks
  • Pocky[3]
  • Dango[4]
  • Arare[5]
  • Odawara Kamaboko Fish Cakes[6]
  • Gane: Sweet Potato Tempura[7]
  • Akumaki: Bamboo-wrapped Rice Cake
  • Anmitsu[8] and ice cream
  • Konpeito Sugar Stars[9]

Entrees

  • Yokohama Gyu-nabe Beef Hot Pot
  • Takomeshi: Steamed Octopus with Rice
  • Shirokoro Horumon: Grilled Pork Offal[10]
  • Nikuman: Steamed Buns filled with Pork[11]
  • Yokosuka Kaigun Kare Curry
  • Goto Udon[12]

Signature Drinks

The Battle Toad tavern is known for the restorative properties of its beverages. They not only soothe a beaten hero's pride, but also treat bruises and cuts.

The not-so-secret secret to this phenomenon is that between strong alcoholic drinks the waitstaff serves drinkable healing artifacts.

Sake.jpg

Heroes just can't seem to remember their names as they are sneakily added to the tab of unsuspecting patrons.

Aojiru.jpg

Sure, they let heroes get back to their heroic deeds much quicker, but toads are not THAT altruistic.

Happoshu.jpg

Artifacts restore heroes' health, thus making them soberer and allowing for greater consumption of beer. And the bill gets bigger and bigger.

Liquors

Beers & Lagers

Yummy but Mysterious brews

Footnotes

  1. Some witnesses dispute that this feat was instead accomplished by Tsukikage Ran, but that wandering samurai cannot be located for comment.
  2. A traditional sweet, low-alcohol drink made from fermented rice. Can be used as a dessert, snack, natural sweetening agent, baby food, salad dressing, or smoothie.
  3. Once, there was an accident with breadsticks and chocolate fondue that changed the history of snacking forever.
  4. Three sweet rice dumplings on a stick. Because everything tastes better on a stick.
  5. Small, round crackers made with glutinous rice and flavored with soy sauce. Heroes will eat anything mixed with peanuts at a bar.
  6. These are made of minced and steamed fish paste.
  7. Glorified french fries.
  8. May contain flavorings such as anko (red bean mash), agar jelly, mochi (rice cakes), fruits, and/or boiled peas.
  9. Known monster enthusiast Hayao Miyazaki shows ash monsters with this sweet treat in his documentary movie "Spirited Away."
  10. LImited-Time Offer! Discount in celebration of getting rid of the nearby Boartender competition!
  11. Hah! Take that, Boartender!
  12. Enjoyed by heroines for its faint aroma of camellia flower.
  13. Fermented from rice. 15-18% alcohol.
  14. Distilled from sweet potato (imo), barley (mugi), rice (kome), and other ingredients. 25-30% alcohol (up to 45% on a good, illegal day).
  15. Distilled from long-grain indica rice.
  16. Low-malt beer.
  17. Peach liquor
  18. Yuzu citrus steeped in junmai sake.
  19. Muahaha, it's not alcohol! 'Tis but “green soup” made from kale!
  20. It's never too late to try some probiotics.
  21. It could be beer, it could be wine... who knows?
  22. Shōchū mixed with soda.
  23. When you accidentally drop sugared plum in your perfectly good Shōchū.
  24. Restores electrolytes. That's all you want to know.
  25. Beer-flavoured beverage, usually mixed with Shōchū. Studies suggest that Hoppy might help with recovery from seasonal depression and respiratory illnesses like pneumonia and bronchitis. Stocked next to Iodine solution cider.


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