Tequila Mockingbird

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Monsters of Godville
Tequila Mockingbird
Tequila_Mockingbird.jpeg
Class Aves Ebrius
Habitat Forest, outside towns, courthouses
Description A feathered menace

The Tequila Mockingbird (Mimus polyglottos tequilana) is a monster subspecies of the ordinary mockingbird. Unlike its sweetly melodic cousin the Tequila Mockingbird is a raucous, alcohol swigging nuisance with a violent nature. Godville

Habitat

While Tequila Mockingbirds originated in forests, the majority tend to migrate to nearby towns. Being a pest, they are usually driven out and instead lurk about the outer edges, waiting to waylay any travelers, either simply for the sake of a fight or to replenish their tequila stash.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Looks deceivingly harmless
  • Can hold its liquor
  • Witty insults

Weaknesses

  • Can't fly straight
  • Is fond of lawyers
  • Sees only black and white
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