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Cash Cow


The Cash Cow (Vacca nummus) is a monster with the innate ability to smell gold, artifacts, and money, even from a far distance.

A Cash Cow wants money, and is greatly misunderstood.

A Cash Cow is, visibly, a cow. A very large cow. The biggest difference, outside of an autopsy theatre, between a Cash Cow and a cow are their eyes. A Cash Cow's eyes ironically feature pupils shaped like their strongest desire: $ dollar signs$.

All misunderstandings in a Cash Cow's brief life begin (and end) with those bright, gleaming dollar sign eyes.

This author can't stress enough how closely a Cash Cow resembles a cow. At sight, it's a large cow. A Very large cow. Large...

Large in stature, frail in its language skill...


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