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==Zombie survival kit==
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==Deliver some sour gnomish beer to the dark elves==
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'''It all began in the diplomatic office, with an intern, a houseplant, and a Main Square Parrot. Now, it’s a tradition.'''
  
The zombie survival kit is a bold artifact carried by monsters. Heroes may acquire this artifact by killing a monster with it in its possession. Merchant purchase prices range from 43 to 657 gold coins.
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Reprinted in its entirety below is a recounting of the first quest to '''deliver some sour gnomish beer to the dark elves''':
The zombie survival kit comes with a free handy-dandy canvas bag.
 
  
A complete kit also contains the following:
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The Unsettlement Consulate was built in 498 g.e. with the idea of providing the rumored residents of the nearby Wastelands of Insomnia with a means of contacting the government of Godville without traveling to Godville itself. The Consulate was... not the best detail. The diplomats that ended up there were the ones that made embarrassing mistakes elsewhere. And not the loose-cannon, everything-turns-out-better sorts of mistake-makers, but the ones who accidentally offer marzipan to foreign leaders who have nut allergies. They ended up at the Consulate because nobody in the Corps actually believed the rumor that there were Dark Elves in the Wastelands or Gnomes in Sleepless Hollow.
  
([[Zombie survival kit|'''More...''']])
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In hindsight, Unsettlement probably agreed to host the Consulate since the population was going through record levels of unemployment at the time, because the heat-packing industry had gone through a melt-down. They may have been hoping to corner the proverbial market on an immigration-by-investment program.
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I had recently taken my civil service exam and been granted a coveted diplomatic internship. Though I was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, enthusiastic about starting my career in the world of inter-species relations, I was stupid. Looking back with my more experienced eye, especially after the events of the Great Boss Emergence, I shouldn’t have put up with half the things I did, and shouldn’t have gotten to do three-quarters of what I did. At least, not on 5 gold coins an hour.
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Revision as of 21:32, 1 December 2019

Deliver some sour gnomish beer to the dark elves

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It all began in the diplomatic office, with an intern, a houseplant, and a Main Square Parrot. Now, it’s a tradition.

Reprinted in its entirety below is a recounting of the first quest to deliver some sour gnomish beer to the dark elves:

The Unsettlement Consulate was built in 498 g.e. with the idea of providing the rumored residents of the nearby Wastelands of Insomnia with a means of contacting the government of Godville without traveling to Godville itself. The Consulate was... not the best detail. The diplomats that ended up there were the ones that made embarrassing mistakes elsewhere. And not the loose-cannon, everything-turns-out-better sorts of mistake-makers, but the ones who accidentally offer marzipan to foreign leaders who have nut allergies. They ended up at the Consulate because nobody in the Corps actually believed the rumor that there were Dark Elves in the Wastelands or Gnomes in Sleepless Hollow.

In hindsight, Unsettlement probably agreed to host the Consulate since the population was going through record levels of unemployment at the time, because the heat-packing industry had gone through a melt-down. They may have been hoping to corner the proverbial market on an immigration-by-investment program.

I had recently taken my civil service exam and been granted a coveted diplomatic internship. Though I was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, enthusiastic about starting my career in the world of inter-species relations, I was stupid. Looking back with my more experienced eye, especially after the events of the Great Boss Emergence, I shouldn’t have put up with half the things I did, and shouldn’t have gotten to do three-quarters of what I did. At least, not on 5 gold coins an hour.

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