By: 
Hairplug4men
As many of you know I'm an arena addict, I was the first god with Honored Invincible and currently hold the most number of wins in Godville. But what many of you may not know (except maybe those few who were wise enough to figure it out themselves, who I'm sure are very few) is that I have often used some special tactics to get myself here. But since I'm always looking for a better fight, and also because i've been receiving too many death threats, I am now willing to reveal a few of my tricks of the trade.
Godville lag. Many people experience this in many different ways but it can be used for your advantage. Are you facing a tough opponent? Someone who is high up on a pantheon? Friend them when you get to step 4. Send them a message of good luck and well wishes. Every time you send a message to some people there are alerts going off and they distracts them and make them look away from the fight. And with some people using Android devices, it can even lag their phone causing them to miss a turn. Just make sure this technique doesn't backfire on you, it requires much focus.
Small talk voice commands. This little trick is one of my favorites, it requires you to research your opponent even if just so slightly as to understand and make fun of their name. Make sure you are using proper voice commands and not mixing them when doing this but if you can distract them long enough to type out their own brand new voice command to come back at you they could possibly miss the turn as a result of writing for way too long.
Lying! This one you can have fun with. Especially with a disgusting worthless no good goody goody. Tell people you're in for a pet res, put it in your motto that you have no GP left, or an insider tip put this little ® thing in your motto and get an afk who might be willing to lay down and die for your cause of success. Don't feel bad about it, all is fair in love and war and arena.
In the end the most important thing and what I love the most about this game, is to be proud of what you have accomplished, love what you do, and make sure people remember your name. If that means destroying every one of them to do it, then what must be must be. There are alot more on my list, but you obviously cant expect me to reveal them all.
Since I haven't yet retired from the arena, and don't plan to anytime soon.
Finally, the intellectually challenging will not understand this line.
