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For a while we have been wondering: what's next for our heroes after completing their Arks? There are rumors from another, parallel Godville that our heroes and heroines will be able to go on a voyage with their Ark.
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The general idea of the voyage is similar to a dungeon. They go treasure hunting, need a group of 4 to set sail…
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''Oh, no! It's dungeons all over again and AFKers will cost us our run!''
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Wait a minute! It may require a group of 4 to match, but heroes are on their own when the voyage starts. On top of that, they can also attack other players. Hooray for playing pirates!
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During voyages, heroes have to explore islands or defeat sea monsters to find treasure. After locating the treasure, an exit by returning to port or a boundary of the map is a must.
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They can bring home two treasures per trip and, to make things challenging, they also need to manage their ark's durability and food supplies.
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''So what is the treasure?''
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Rumour says it can be a treasure box that contains huge amount of coins and artifacts. Another rumour would be that the treasure may be creatures that ark owners need to collect for their god and goddess.
  
As many of you know I'm an arena addict, I was the first god with Honored Invincible and currently hold the most number of wins in Godville. But what many of you may not know (except maybe those few who were wise enough to figure it out themselves, who I'm sure are very few) is that I have often used some special tactics to get myself here. But since I'm always looking for a better fight, and also because i've been receiving too many death threats, I am now willing to reveal a few of my tricks of the trade.
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''Are voyages mandatory?''
  
'''Godville lag.''' Many people experience this in many different ways but it can be used for your advantage. Are you facing a tough opponent? Someone who is high up on a pantheon? Friend them when you get to step 4. Send them a message of good luck and well wishes. Every time you send a message to some people there are alerts going off and they distracts them and make them look away from the fight. And with some people using Android devices, it can even lag their phone causing them to miss a turn. Just make sure this technique doesn't backfire on you, it requires much focus.
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Like dungeons, voyages aren't required. Not only are they not a must, you won't even lose out on the creature collecting by not participating.
  
'''Small talk voice commands.''' This little trick is one of my favorites, it requires you to research your opponent even if just so slightly as to understand and make fun of their name. Make sure you are using proper voice commands and not mixing them when doing this but if you can distract them long enough to type out their own brand new voice command to come back at you they could possibly miss the turn as a result of writing for way too long.
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''Why won't I?''
  
'''Lying!''' This one you can have fun with. Especially with a disgusting worthless no good goody goody. Tell people you're in for a pet res, put it in your motto that you have no GP left, or an insider tip put this little ® thing in your motto and get an afk who might be willing to lay down and die for your cause of success. Don't feel bad about it, all is fair in love and war and arena.
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Another circulating rumor regards fishing. Soon, all heroes and heroines in Godville will have the ability to fish during their quests. This is likely to be one of the main sources for heroes and heroines that enjoy less intentional participation to collect the creatures.
  
In the end the most important thing and what I love the most about this game, is to be proud of what you have accomplished, love what you do, and make sure people remember your name. If that means destroying every one of them to do it, then what must be must be. There are alot more on my list, but you obviously cant expect me to reveal them all.
 
  
Since I haven't yet retired from the arena, and don't plan to anytime soon.
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Happy fishing! …Perhaps soon!
  
Finally, the intellectually challenging will not understand this line.
 
 
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It's my favorite time of year again, folks, and if you're like me, you're wondering how to outdo your friends and post the most annoying Halloween pics on Godfacebook! I don't think there's anything more annoying than pets-in-costume photos (except for baby pics, but let's face it, we Gods and Goddesses just don't have any of those, though our heroes often act like them). So here are some ideas on ghoulifying your Godville pet this All Hallow's Eve.
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* Dust Bunny:  Bend his front paw down and wrap with white tape. Add a tiny crutch and a bloodied rabbit's foot around his neck, and he's sure to gain you lots of pity candy.
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* Firefox:  Every costume I tried on my firefox went up in smoke. The best I could come up with was an asbestos fright mask for him while I ran around screaming, "Help! HELP!! He's on fire!!!!" It was good for some laughs.
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* Dreaded Gazebo:  The obvious choice is to dress up your dreaded gazebo as....a haunted house! Some cobwebs, bats and spiders will work wonders. And if you're in Harvest Moon, he's already got peeling paint.
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* Vogon Poet:  Soft, mushy Vogon poets can be almost anything - baked potatoes, the Alice in Wonderland caterpillar, a pile of dirty laundry - but for everyone's sake, be sure to duct-tape his mouth shut before you take him out.
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* Thesaurus Rex:  This costume takes some work, but it's so worth it. Whip up a batch of bread dough (or just ask Sarika, I'm sure she'd be delighted to do it for you), pack it around your thesaurus rex, bake him til he's golden brown, sprinkle with spices and smear with frosting and voila! You have a synonym roll!
  
# This guy hollowed out a turnip.
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* Multi-legged Luggage: Strap an x-ray machine to him and he can go as an airport checkpoint. (WARNING: May cause your pet to glow in the dark for up to two weeks) For even more fun, add roller skates and a handle and just drag him behind you, or go with him as an HSA inspector and make everyone take their shoes off.
# On some years around Halloween, this new monster appears.
 
# In this zombie film, the protagonist tackles the question of Pepsi vs Coke.
 
# One afternoon, zombie Zeerty made a large number of pumpkin pies for his Halloween party the following day. He left them to cool overnight. During the night his zombie brother came downstairs and divided the pumpkin pies into four equal piles with one left over, which he ate. He also ate one of the four piles, then went back to bed.Later on, Zombie Zeerty's sister came downstairs and again divided the pumpkin pies into four equal piles with one left over, which she ate. She also ate one of her four piles and returned to bed. In the morning, Zombie Zeerty found 60 pies left. This is the number he had made.
 
  
[[File:OverTheMoon.jpg|thumb|right|Games and winners and prizes! Oh, my!]]<br>Who will be our first contestant in this month’s championship? It could be you! See you in the forum!
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* Godvilla: Add black eyeglasses with white tape at the nose, a pocket protector, an iPad and white socks and he can go as the pet we all secretly want but don't know if it's even possible to get: a Godville Administrator!
  
<br><sub>'''How to play:''' <br> 1. Your “answers” must be in question form (a-la ''Jeopardy!'') and submitted via the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546?page=305 Harvest Moon Forum]. ''Answers only, please! Don’t give away the questions to non-WH readers.'' <br> 2. The first god/dess to get all questions right (or with the most correct) will win four (4) charges!!
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# The undead are schedule to have brain fest on 10 November, so there is higher than expected demand for Bella's special hot sauce made from Thai chilies. Please make sure you stock up on hot sauce before next week.
 
# The Weekly Harvest is expected to be published soon. If this line is in the paper, then the paper has been published
 
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| [[File:Keleios.jpg|thumb|left| Infrared imaging by Godville Space Agency shows the true blueness of Keleios]]{{god|Strawberry Ice Cream}} sat down with our beloved {{god|Keleios}} to get a little inside her fur.
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* '''SIC:''' Let's start the interview by getting to know you. How would you describe your cat?
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* '''Sock:''' Do you have any plans to celebrate the greatest evil holiday of Harvest Moon? And if so what do you plan to dress up as?
* {{color|maroon||'''K:''' My kitty is furry and sparkly.  Can't find it?  Look up in the rafters where she tends to lurk.. waiting for a chance to glitter. (Comment from the DANgerzone79) Don't look up she'll get glitter in your eye!}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''EK:''' No proper plans, but I shall be dressing up for work. I'll be wearing a dashing Pirates outfit, which suits my cruel personality.}}
* '''SIC:''' What does keleios have for breakfast on Halloween?
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* '''Sock:''' If you had to sacrifice any guild member for the greater evil which one do you think would taste best with sacrificial lamb?
* {{color|maroon||'''K:''' The souls of whoever made up these questions}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''EK:''' Hmm, that's a toughie! But I think I'll go for Pikot, he seems like he'd taste the best with his wordly travels to season his taste.}}
* '''SIC:''' Where can I buy my own keleios motto?
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* '''Sock:''' What's the scariest thing you've seen since becoming the leader of Harvest Moon?
* {{color|maroon||'''K:''' Keleios™ mottos are controlled by The great big sparkly cat in the sky, you'll have to ask her. Bring something to bribe her with. Wood is preferred}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''EK:''' How the topic once went from kids, to politics, to bomb, back to kids, and then black magic and murder. Scary how it changed so fast and randomly.}}
* '''SIC:''' Stealing candy from babies is one of my career options, now that i am graduating. What advice would you give me?  
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* '''Sock:''' What's your favorite way to see a monster killed?
* {{color|maroon||'''K:''' Slap the candy out of their hands, and quench your thirst on the river of tears.  Or just buy it from the store, so much easier.  Or better yet, just worship me.  I'll pay in candy.}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''EK:'''Fast yet brutally, preferably with lots of punishes thrown in to keep the beast down.}}
* '''SIC:''' What is your cat's favourite halloween treat?
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* '''Sock:''' How do you manage to come up with such exciting daily topics on a daily basis daily?
* {{color|maroon||'''K:''' Failed Keleios™  Mottos.  Or lamb.  Or any kind of food.  If its not nailed down....}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''EK:''' Well, I've had some people give contributions, but they're mostly just whatever pops into my head whilst I'm choosing a topic.}}
* '''SIC:''' What is keleios dressing up as, this halloween?
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* '''Sock:''' Do you have any advice for the next leader of Harvest Moon?
* {{color|maroon||'''K:''' Why, Keleios does not dress up as OTHERS, Others dress up as Keleios!!!}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''EK:''' Good luck, ya gonna need it! But if you ever need help, feel free to ask me or anyone in the Guild. I promise I won't bite...Hard!}}
''The Weekly Harvest would like to say a big “Thank you!” to {{god|Strawberry Ice Cream}} for being promoted to lead interviewer. You will be our Fresh Air from WHYY''
 
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* '''SIC:''' What is your hero's best skill this Halloween?
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* {{color|maroon||'''TM:''' Hmmm... trick or treating and getting killed!}}
 
* '''SIC:''' Name something you and your hero have in common? 
 
* {{color|maroon||'''TM:''' Oh! We are always looking for innovative ways to spend money!}}           
 
* '''SIC:''' If you could swap heroes with another deity, with whom would it be and why?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''TM:''' With {{god|Keleios}}! Her hero seems to behave very well and does what she wants. She definitely has her hero wrapped around her pinkie and what more? She has an ark too! And if can swap heroes like this, then i want to be able to swap pets too :P}}
 
* '''SIC:''' If your hero was a scary pumpkin, what would the carved face look like?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''TM:''' It would be a mean cat with a bloody mouse in his jaw :D}}
 
* '''SIC:''' What is your hero dressing up as, this Halloween?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''TM:''' Die 48 hours before Halloween, wake up by himself and voila! The aura of spookiness will do the trick:P}}
 
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|<br>'''WANTED:''' Halloween decorations. See Dr. Frank to donate. All donaters will be -hung up and- greatly admired. Recruits for zombie army needed. Great pay guaranteed for life.
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|<br> [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PspqQZ-cMl4DIq8WSuqkBvVQcvMywiC6wchINRi5Ux4/edit?usp=docslist_api A tournament for idea box junkies!] Projected start of registration is around the 10-12th of December, and projected start date is around the 25th of December. Contack {{god|The m1ghty}} or {{god|High king of undies}} for more info!
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|<br>'''WANTED:''' Something that looks like it came from a Ouija board.
 
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|<br>'''BEGGING:''' Need gold to tip Bella to clean up my domicile for Halloween.
 
 
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|<br>'''NEEDED:''' Vengence needed. Contact Alice through your local medium for more details.
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|<br>Blood Donors wanted! Ask for Dr. Acula at Monsterdam Hospital. Blood need not be your own!
 
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|<br>'''SALE:''' Stingy Jack's half off pumpkins buy 1 get 1 free, now for only one gold piece. Contact Jack of the lantern.
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|<br>Have you recently sold your soul to the devil? Been regretting it since? We can get you a new one! Simply yell into the blood circle in front of you and all will be sorted. (Price is non-negotiable)
 
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Voyages with arks!

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By: The Godville associated press

For a while we have been wondering: what's next for our heroes after completing their Arks? There are rumors from another, parallel Godville that our heroes and heroines will be able to go on a voyage with their Ark.

The general idea of the voyage is similar to a dungeon. They go treasure hunting, need a group of 4 to set sail…

Oh, no! It's dungeons all over again and AFKers will cost us our run!

Wait a minute! It may require a group of 4 to match, but heroes are on their own when the voyage starts. On top of that, they can also attack other players. Hooray for playing pirates!

During voyages, heroes have to explore islands or defeat sea monsters to find treasure. After locating the treasure, an exit by returning to port or a boundary of the map is a must.

They can bring home two treasures per trip and, to make things challenging, they also need to manage their ark's durability and food supplies.

So what is the treasure?

Rumour says it can be a treasure box that contains huge amount of coins and artifacts. Another rumour would be that the treasure may be creatures that ark owners need to collect for their god and goddess.

Are voyages mandatory?

Like dungeons, voyages aren't required. Not only are they not a must, you won't even lose out on the creature collecting by not participating.

Why won't I?

Another circulating rumor regards fishing. Soon, all heroes and heroines in Godville will have the ability to fish during their quests. This is likely to be one of the main sources for heroes and heroines that enjoy less intentional participation to collect the creatures.


Happy fishing! …Perhaps soon!

Halloween Fun With Bella Stewart

Queen of evil

It's my favorite time of year again, folks, and if you're like me, you're wondering how to outdo your friends and post the most annoying Halloween pics on Godfacebook! I don't think there's anything more annoying than pets-in-costume photos (except for baby pics, but let's face it, we Gods and Goddesses just don't have any of those, though our heroes often act like them). So here are some ideas on ghoulifying your Godville pet this All Hallow's Eve.

  • Dust Bunny: Bend his front paw down and wrap with white tape. Add a tiny crutch and a bloodied rabbit's foot around his neck, and he's sure to gain you lots of pity candy.
  • Firefox: Every costume I tried on my firefox went up in smoke. The best I could come up with was an asbestos fright mask for him while I ran around screaming, "Help! HELP!! He's on fire!!!!" It was good for some laughs.
  • Dreaded Gazebo: The obvious choice is to dress up your dreaded gazebo as....a haunted house! Some cobwebs, bats and spiders will work wonders. And if you're in Harvest Moon, he's already got peeling paint.
  • Vogon Poet: Soft, mushy Vogon poets can be almost anything - baked potatoes, the Alice in Wonderland caterpillar, a pile of dirty laundry - but for everyone's sake, be sure to duct-tape his mouth shut before you take him out.
  • Thesaurus Rex: This costume takes some work, but it's so worth it. Whip up a batch of bread dough (or just ask Sarika, I'm sure she'd be delighted to do it for you), pack it around your thesaurus rex, bake him til he's golden brown, sprinkle with spices and smear with frosting and voila! You have a synonym roll!
  • Multi-legged Luggage: Strap an x-ray machine to him and he can go as an airport checkpoint. (WARNING: May cause your pet to glow in the dark for up to two weeks) For even more fun, add roller skates and a handle and just drag him behind you, or go with him as an HSA inspector and make everyone take their shoes off.
  • Godvilla: Add black eyeglasses with white tape at the nose, a pocket protector, an iPad and white socks and he can go as the pet we all secretly want but don't know if it's even possible to get: a Godville Administrator!

Have a Creepy Halloween, everyone!

Get to Know a Deity

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GodThe Sock  sat down with our glorious leader GodEmpress Kerry  to see what make her hit us so much.
  • Sock: Do you have any plans to celebrate the greatest evil holiday of Harvest Moon? And if so what do you plan to dress up as?
  • EK: No proper plans, but I shall be dressing up for work. I'll be wearing a dashing Pirates outfit, which suits my cruel personality.
  • Sock: If you had to sacrifice any guild member for the greater evil which one do you think would taste best with sacrificial lamb?
  • EK: Hmm, that's a toughie! But I think I'll go for Pikot, he seems like he'd taste the best with his wordly travels to season his taste.
  • Sock: What's the scariest thing you've seen since becoming the leader of Harvest Moon?
  • EK: How the topic once went from kids, to politics, to bomb, back to kids, and then black magic and murder. Scary how it changed so fast and randomly.
  • Sock: What's your favorite way to see a monster killed?
  • EK:Fast yet brutally, preferably with lots of punishes thrown in to keep the beast down.
  • Sock: How do you manage to come up with such exciting daily topics on a daily basis daily?
  • EK: Well, I've had some people give contributions, but they're mostly just whatever pops into my head whilst I'm choosing a topic.
  • Sock: Do you have any advice for the next leader of Harvest Moon?
  • EK: Good luck, ya gonna need it! But if you ever need help, feel free to ask me or anyone in the Guild. I promise I won't bite...Hard!

Classifieds and Upcoming events

Selling Evil Since Day 898 g.e.

A tournament for idea box junkies! Projected start of registration is around the 10-12th of December, and projected start date is around the 25th of December. Contack GodThe m1ghty  or GodHigh king of undies  for more info!

Blood Donors wanted! Ask for Dr. Acula at Monsterdam Hospital. Blood need not be your own!

Wanted: Brains, offering 1000 gold a piece. Look for the trader at milestone 66. (heroes need not apply)

Have you recently sold your soul to the devil? Been regretting it since? We can get you a new one! Simply yell into the blood circle in front of you and all will be sorted. (Price is non-negotiable)

Various limbs and body parts now for sale half off! come on down to severed-r-s! Your first right on Route 666!

No good deeds! Pallets and pallets of no good deeds, not even one mildly decent deed! Most good as new and a small few still unpunished! Get your no good deed today at Mr. Deeds Overstock
There will be no candy this year, as the writing staff has already ate it all!

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