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# [https://sites.google.com/site/harvestmoonguild/home The HM Website]
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# [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/Harvest_moon ★ Our wiki]
# [http://www.cafepress.com/harvestmoonmerchandise HM Merchandise]
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# [http://www.cafepress.com/harvestmoonmerch ★ Our store]
# [http://harvestmoon.dreamhosters.com/ Our Town Influence]
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<sub>By: The Godville associated press</sub>
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Welcome to the year in review by a drunk and senile HP. Literally doing this last minute because I work best under pressure and handcuffed to goody goodies with completion holding the keys. We start with the forums. The first post of the year was clearly vital. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1022981 click.] On Jan 9th two famous Gods were married in a unholy union [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1025364 awe.] There was also the Daily Arena Forecast game which was fun for awhile and ended abruptly when the Great Harvester sacrificed the financier. In February Hp was resurrected and realized others should be sacrificed so the Guild bounty hunt contest began [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1043354 Sohail7] won by collecting heads from every guild first. For his prize he was awarded charges and promptly sacrificed to the Great Harvester never to be seen again. Sinch HP survived he hosted another bounty contest, a bigger badder contest. Before it finished elections started. Jows Pilla came in first in the bounty hunt and Krohnos was elected leader a day later. Collusion with the Russians was suspected.
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In the final days of march the Harvest Moon Blood Scouts ‘AFK Harvester’ Merit Badge was created and sparked life into the tired dungeoneers of HM and brought death to all others. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1055819 BOO!] Since history is written by the winners the HM origin story needed upgrading and was done so in April [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1061220 rwar?] and the history of some random HM members [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1061314 error 404]
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In May the Great Harvester of Sorrows discovered the forums [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1066698 by possessing Brihtnoth] and immediately started sacrificing gods and heroes. HP hid from the Harvester and [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1066874 DiamondHard decided to host the third bounty hunt contest.] HP hid in the arena though and came in first in this bounty hunt. With so many things happening in May DiamondHard decided it would be the perfect time to host a daily annoy DH with PMs contest. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1072928 Smashing pumkins]
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Finally in Jun the Great Harvester obtained enough sacrifices to burst into existence as a god himself! [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1083057 sacrifices were still demanded] and now given directly. In July the Battle of the Elites took place [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1088398 kungfu fighting] and screaming goats made their debut in the guild halls [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1088967 AHHHH] As Krohnos leadership came to an end [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1090473 full stop] preparations for a big change were coming to HM and rumblings of a takeover were in the works.
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[https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1090576 It began quickly] and quietly under the cover of darkness. The old guard was sacrificed and the new Blood Council took over the wiki, forum and the HM day spa. Then the new HM was looking for a new leader to bring death and destruction across Godville. A interview was held [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1092284 Diamond won] a clear and quick victory. His first act as HM member was to glitch Godville and set HM up to have more Fans than any other guild in Godville greatly confusing the old timers and noobs alike.
  
Last week we discussed the “Spoiled rotten stinking good for nothing worthless.... oh, um... I mean the 4th Generation. Today we’ll take a look at the “altocalypse” or “Altageddon, Altalysm” or...
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In August the first Arena Dart contest took place. Teams were formed and lines of decency were pushed [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1098784 SKOLE] After all of those sacrifices the Harvester demanded some bosses and so began the Bingo Boss hunt by Pantheist Goddess. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1106290 you sunk my battle ship]
  
'''''“The Altolution”'''''
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Thankfully September came because the writer of this article started to fall asleep but the second Dart tournament woke him back up again and the knowledge of just two more months to get through [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1112746 It’s Your Funeral] won again like the badasses they are. Sept also brought about the Interguild brawl contest which is still ongoing and hosted by our glorious leader DH. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1116845 HIT]
  
'''The Fifth Generation of Godville: 925 g.e. - 1155 g.e''' <br>Gods 3 days-7 months old
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Oct began, the best month of the year began, the dueling season ended 34ish hmers were on page one [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1119940 success] And Godville witnessed its for RL wedding between Dogess and HP. by this time i was to drunk to see anything important and I know nothing important happens after october
  
The developers were busy beavers in this generation, working hard to debut the new Android app and the ability to combine artifacts before their third birthday came up. They kindly rewarded all of us with thirty charges on the game’s birthday, confirming a tradition that now makes non-payers look forward to their 4th birthday. They also took a page from the Weekly Harvest and added games to their paper with the crossword puzzle, but they lost credibility when they hired the scam-artist astrologist.
 
  
While all this was going on, Alternate accounts were growing at a rapid rate, surpassing numbers imaginable by most players. The prophecies of mottos of old like “Everyone's an alt” were coming true. Guilds were even formed around them with their own missions and roles in Godville.
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It’s Halloween again, kiddies, and that means it’s time for the annual Harvest Moon Halloween party! Wondering what to wear that’s guaranteed to scare the bejeezus out of your guild mates? Below are my top ten tried-and-true favorites!
  
[[₳ltoholics ₳nonymous]] Founded Dec. 18, 2012. This guild built a coalition of pet rescuers who refuse to let any pet stay knocked out anywhere in Godville.
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Smurfette nothing says “boo” like blue!
  
[http://godvillegame.com/stats/guild/Another%20Guild Another Guild] Founded in Dec. of 2012. Serves it's purpose as a last refuge for alts where they would be safe from any responsibilities.
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Any Disney princess sing her appropriate theme song for added terror
  
[[The Glorious Guild of Gorgeous George]] Founded March 11, 2013. This guild finally gave the proud, few Gorgeous people of Godville a place to avoid the rest of us ugly, disgusting souls.
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Cuddly-wuddly furry kitten carry a basket o’kitten sammitches for instant popularity!
  
And least but not last, well last, too, but still... The [http://godvillegame.com/stats/guild/Order%20of%20the%20Pizza Order of the Pizza]. Appeared in April-ish of 2013. No one knows anything about this guild except for one, lonely alt, who has pled the 5th slice.
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Ballerina in a pink tutu – if it can work for HP4M, it can work for you! (I have photos)
  
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* {{god|The Only Good God}} 6 months old. Expect great things from this god, who's full of creativity.
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Tinkerbell be sure to scatter lots of “fairy dust” (aka itching powder)
* {{god|Dragolord}} – 5 months old. Only once has he been seen to not be “out”.
 
* {{god|Katie Scarlett}} – 5 months old. Another ambitious newcomer goddess who can't be friended enough. Her main may be older, but she made her “public debut”, in true debutante fashion, in the 5th Gen.
 
  
'''Favorite HM 5th gen gods:'''
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Beautiful angel – warning: resting a halo on your horns may create a dangerous forcefield
  
* {{god|Rosalind Vivian}} 1 month old. A fun, smart aleck, pure-bred HMer if I’ve ever smelt one.
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Princess Leia you gotta admit, that’s scary hair
* {{god|NASCAR Fanatic}} – 2 months old. A speed freak with great plans for the HM grounds.
 
  
We are now living in the 6th generation of Godville, and it is up to all of us to determine what it will be. I’ve made my predictions for the future, but if we all continue to make this game fun for ourselves and each other, the future will be bright.
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Rainbow Unicorn – a true HM nightmare
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Cute Little Puppy – not for the faint-hearted, as your guild mates will probably try to kick you…in half
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''Special thanks to {{god|Elementarion}} and {{god|Lady Shadows}} for their help in researching this series of articles. I couldn’t have done it without you two!''
 
 
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It's summertime again in Godville, and I don't know about you, but I've been sweltering. Here are some of my favorite ways to cool off:
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NEGLIGIBLE AND REPLACEABLE MEMBERS OF '''HARVEST MOON,''' AS ANOTHER YEAR OF HORRORS IS ABOUT TO DRAW TO A CLOSE, THE GREAT HARVESTER OF SORROW WILL LOOK BACK AT THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF LAST YEAR, AS WELL AS DETERMINE THE COURSE FOR THE NEXT!
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AMONG YOUR PETTY ACTIONS LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE EFFECTIVELY TAKEN PART IN A CRACKDOWN ON MISOGYNY! THE GREAT HARVESTER, HAVING ALL GENDERS AND NONE, ENRAGES EASILY IF PART OF ITS EVERLASTING HULL IS DEEMED MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OTHER PART! THE GREAT HARVESTER’S PERPETUAL STATE OF ANGER IS LESSENED AT THIS JUSTIFICATION OF ALL ITS CONSTITUENTS!
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A LONG SPREE OF KILLINGS IN DUNGEONS HAS HONED A SCORE OF HARVEST MOON MEMBERS TO GREAT BLOOD CONDUITS FOR THE HARVESTER! ALTHOUGH IT HAS EXHAUSTED ITS [https://godvillegame.com/gods/BRIHTNOTH MOST MARGINAL MINION] THE GREAT HARVESTER HAS ENJOYED THE STEADY SANGUINARY SUPPLY – AND THERE CAN BE NO QUESTION AS TO THE CONTENTS OF SUBGLACIAL LAKE VOSTOK NOW! MAYBE, WHEN THE HARVESTER WILL FEEL LIKE IT, IT WILL USE ITS VOICE ONCE MORE TO HONOUR BLOODY KILLINGS IN DUNGEONS! BUT WITH THE INTRODUCTION OF THE [https://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/adventure?page=1 ADVENTURING PANTHEON,] THE SELECTIVE SURVIVAL OF PETTY HARVEST MOON MEMBERS AND THE TARGETED BUTCHERY OF FEATHERED VICTIMS HAS BECOME ALL THE MORE IMPORTANT! EVEN THOUGH OUTNUMBERED ON MEMBERS, SHORTLY AFTER THE INTRODUCTION OF THE PANTHEON DID HARVEST MOON GRASP THE #1 POSITION FROM THE ADMIRERS OF BRITTLE, FROSTBITTEN BLUETITS! AND ALTHOUGH SAID BLUETITS GOT THE UPPER HAND A COUPLE OF TIMES DUE TO [https://godvillegame.com/gods/Gurkengott UNTENDED DINOSAURS WANDERING AWAY FROM THE GUILD BY ACCIDENT,] THE LEAD IS GRABBED BACK SWIFTLY AND WITH LOTS OF RAUCOUS LAUGHTER TIME AND TIME AGAIN!
  
* Hang out in Dr. Frank-n-furter's laboratory. It's deep in the dungeon, so it stays naturally cool. Plus, you can run around in your underwear and no one will raise an eyebrow. Just make sure you decline, politely but firmly, if he offers to have you for dinner.
 
* Beat the heat with one of those snow-producing Punishes. So what if your hero complains that ice shards would have been better. Zap his whiny little butt as you relax in your snowbank.
 
* Once again, to the pup-a-pult! Flinging ice-water balloons is sure to help your neighbors keep their cool. No, it's not as fun as catapulting canines, but the frozen puppies just resulted in a lot of unconscious bodies and ugly lawsuits.
 
* Treat yourself to the newest drink sensation, the Last Resort Iced Tea! Simply dunk a teabag in a glass of chilled '''Dark Flame'''. It tastes awful, but after three of them, you won't care. About anything. At all.
 
* Throw a moat party! A dip in the moat is sure to cool everyone off, and it's a great excuse to throw a party. Serve penguin smoothie daiquiris, Last Resort Iced Teas, pupsicles, and kitty krunch ice cream. Just be sure to skim off the floating body parts, and mind the Cracked Kraken.
 
* Try out the summer special at the Harvest Moon Day Spa - a Bloody Mary bath! Similar to the standard Bloodbath, but chilled with worcestershire sauce and tabasco. Makes you tingly all over!
 
* Hang out with me, Bella Stewart! Not only are you guaranteed to have a Fabulass© time, but some of my natural coolness is bound to rub off on you.
 
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'''''Note:''' Our regular interviewer has, inspired by the Philosoraptor interviewed last week, gotten too drunk on '''Dark Flame''' this week to make any sensible questions. However, the Philosoraptor has sobered up since then, and will be asking the questions for this edition of the Weekly Harvest. Please bear with us as we attempt to remove the barrel of '''Dark Flame''' from the interviewer's clutches.''
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THIS TOP DOGGERY IN ADVENTURING IS JUST ONE OF THE SUPER-AWESOME THINGS IN HARVEST MOON: YOU HAVE BEEN ATTRACTING NEW MEMBERS AND REACTIVATING [https://godvillegame.com/gods/B0x OLD ONES] BY DOMINEERING THE DUELERS AND ADVENTURERS PANTHEONS, AND BY SENDING OUT LEWD VOICE COMMANDS IN DUNGEONS AND BEING A GENERAL NUISANCE TO OTHERS IN PARTICULAR! YOU HAVE BEEN ATTRACTING ALL MANNER OF MISFITS!
  
* '''Q:''' If Pinocchio said his nose would grow, would it?
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SPEAKING OF MISFITS, SOME OF YOU ARE STILL GOODIE-GOODIE DESIGNATED PURE GOOD PLAYERS EVIL WANNABES, WILLING TO LEND TEMPLED ACCOUNTS TO PLAYERS INFINITELY MORE CUNNING, DECEITFUL, TREACHEROUS AND UNSCRUPULOUS AS THEMSELVES! LET THIS BE A GOOD LESSON IN EVIL TO YOU ALL! THE GREAT HARVESTER '''DOES''' APPRECIATE THE DELIGHTFUL MONITORING, REPORTING, AND BULLYING CAMPAIGN AGAINST SAID ACCOUNT THIEF! THE MOTTO FOR THIS CONTINUED COURSE OF ACTION SHOULD BE ALL LIARS DOTH REPORT; NOBODY CAN RILE US ZEALOTS!
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' What? Pinocchio? I knew I paid too much for that wooden liar.}}
 
* '''Q:''' If time gets frozen and then reactivated, for how long was it frozen?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I prefer pre-cooked. I bought some meat labelled pre-cooked two days ago at Mon-Mart, but it was raw! Mon-Mart needs to begin correctly labeling their meat.}}
 
* '''Q:''' Is a rivalry between two Vegetarian Cannibals still called a beef?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' You'll have to ask one. There's one working by the register at Mon-Mart. That mole-dug veggie is way too forward - he tried to deny me my right as a customer to buy meat. If I ever find out who his boss is, I'll have him fired.}}
 
* '''Q:''' What happens if a doctor eats an apple?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Don't speak to me about apples! The last twenty apples I've bought at Mon-Mart were all rotten! Every. Single. One.}}
 
* '''Q:''' What would you do if all your friends told you not to give in to peer pressure?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I don't know, and I don't care. I'm out of here to go return this so-called fish. Bah, "babel fish", they said. This is salmon! I'm so gonna get that register Cannibal fired...}}
 
''We do hope our regular interviewer will be back next week. If you have a burning question for a Godville [[monster]], or a particular [[monster]] you’d like to know more about, submit your questions or ideas to the HMWH staff. Thank you.''
 
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LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUR '''POSITIVELY WORST''' BEHAVIOR, AND FOR THE COMING YEAR OF HORRORS THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS EVER MORE OF THE SAME! THESE ARE THE DESIGNATED GOALS FOR THE PERIOD BETWEEN THE HALLOWEENS OF 2017 AND 2018!
# To try to solve the riddle, post your answer on [[Hidden Shadows]] [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2056 guild forum.]
 
# Do not worry about the previous posts before you. If your answer is not listed yet, post it!
 
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'''This Week’s Riddle:'''
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# YOU SHALL KEEP DOMINEERING THE ADVENTURING PANTHEON
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# YOU SHALL KEEP DOMINEERING THE DUELERY PANTHEON
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# YOU SHALL OBSTRUCT, ANNOY, OFFEND, VEX, PEEVE, AND ENRAGE MEMBERS OF OTHER BIG GUILDS AND TINY GUILDS ALIKE WHENEVER YOU CAN [KILLING THEM IN SAILS AND DUNGEONS AND THROWING THEM UNDER THE BUS IN DIGS IS ACCEPTED TOO
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# YOU SHALL LOVE THE OCTOPUS IN A NON-EROTIC WAY [THE GREAT HARVESTER PUT THAT IN TO GET THIS ACCEPTABLE TO EVERYONE], BUT USE IT AS A SEAFOOD SHIELD WHENEVER NECESSARY!
  
''I lie waiting, in a rotating room with players who look just like me. We play a game of life and death which none of us can see. We have no skills, except to be fast. Because, in this game, he who hits first is he who hits last.''
 
  
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Stacks of human skulls with a lit red candle resting on each cranium cast flickering shadows across the smoky dimmed room. Kyta S Indigo totters into the room and looks around at the haute macabre decor warily. Sprawled like a feline on the baby sealskin couch is Nyx of Darkness, sipping a glass of Dark Flame and holding a hookah pipe in another, looking half sober. She waves Kyta S Indigo over and hands her a specially prepared glass of virgin Dark Flame.
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* '''Q:''' Keeeeta! Congratulations on being named Employee of The Year! How do you feel about getting this prestigious mention?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' How do I feel? WOHO! That's so freaking awesome! Harvest Moon is the guild I love most and I do my little part to try to make it even better than it already is. And being selected as the Employee of the Year is just... wow!}}
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* '''Q:''' So…which insignificant guild were you at before Harvest Moon?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:'''The Forsakens Lament. I loved being there at the first, but it got depressing over time and all the negativity there influenced my real life too. I was more nervous and depressed. Plus I felt like I didn't belong with them... so I left them for Harvest Moon. I had troubles with HM too at first, but now I've perfectly blended in. And I love it.}}
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* '''Q:''' What are the top 3 highlights of being in Harvest moon?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' The Members: there are a lot of veterans who are always willing to help newbies, but that's not really the point. The real reason why I said the members is because they're honest and they'll say what they really think about you to your face (well, not really with Godville being an online game, but you get my point). They're also loyal: they can mock you, make fun of you, but that's just part of the fun in the GC; actually, they'll always help a fellow Moonie, whetever it be gameplay matter, moral support, or even real life advice. Fun: Are you crazy for Arena? Craving for killing AFKs in dungeons or pirate them in sails? Love a lively GC and forum thread? Well, we have different ways to have fun for different tastes, and if you think there is something missing, suggest the missing piece to our Blood Council which leads me to… Dependability: most people are always here to help and even happier to receive suggestions for the guild or a possible contest. I come from a guild where suggestions weren't asked, or were asked but never appreciated if it wasn't from the leader or from their long-standing members. While I found many of my ideas appreciated and even taken into account. For example: a separate account for the Harvester, a wikipage for HM-themed/related artwork, and I've even made a new emblem! I've also other projects in mind: like a rivalry between another guild we often love to troll (guess), and a new Arena contest based on custom VCs. But I'm waiting for the interguild brawl contest to end for the latter.}}
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* '''Q:''' Explain Harvest Moon in less than 6 words to a developmentally challenged person.
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Leave your innocence at the entrance.}}
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* '''Q:''' Which Blood Council member do you think should be replaced by you? Why?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Well, as much as I'd love to be in the Blood Council, I don't think I can replace a member in it... Well, maybe only someone who lurks and barely says hi... Mhm... I hope for them they're show up when making important decisions with the other members.}}
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* '''Q:''' Pick two Harvest Moon members to be your parents.
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' DiamondHard and Defosmit. (Please, don't look at me like that, I'm just filling the answer with the first person/thing that pops up in my mind...)}}
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* '''Q:''' Tell us 3 things about yourself that would surprise us.
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I can rotate my arms by almost 360° degrees. I have yet to have my first kiss. I want to learn boxing for self-defence purposes.}}
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* '''Q:''' Name one Harvest Moon member you would love to get naughty with.
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Are you really asking me this? I'd never want to get naughty with a guildmate! But there is one I want to cuddle... not telling you who but his name is hard to pronounce.}}
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* '''Q:''' What is your most embarrassing moment at Harvest Moon?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I’ve had many embarrassing moments at HM, but the one that tops it all is when I first joined with Ash Valente and bothered pretty much everyone and got expelled for it. Never again.}}
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* '''Q:''' If you are leader of Harvest Moon for a term, what will you do?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:'''I don't know, I pretty much suck at being a leader so I guess I'll suck at being HM leader too...}}
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* '''Q:''' What advice will you give to new recruits?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Don't be weirded out if you glance at GC at first, we're comfortable around each other, so we may... say really strange stuff without being ashamed or anything. But don't worry, we're sane people... sometimes. Anyway, say hi sometimes, we like people who show up on GC.  Also, we have a thing for our totem, for HM, the Harvester isn't just a feature of the game, it is a living being that breathes, speaks, eats and loves sacrifices. And we need to feed it AFKs. Or otherwise it'll eat us. gulp So, yeah. Don't get on its bad side.}}
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* '''Q:'''  How would you like to be executed if you leave Harvest Moon?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I want to be executed in the weirdest and most nonsense way ever and my corpse to be given to Pysrilexot's harem. I'll leave the rest up to the Blood Council's imagination.}}
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* '''Q:''' Lastly…why am I asking you these questions?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Yeah, why are you asking me these question? You shouldn't be asking me that, I dunno.}}
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Nyx: ''blows a smoky ring at Kyta'' I don’t know, I’m just following instructions. Whoever wrote these questions ought to be punished, severely. Preferably chained up and disciplined lovingly by the Leader….
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Anyway, thank you for the lovely interview! Seems like the Blood Council finally made a right decision by picking you to represent the upcoming generation of Harvest Moon. We hope you will work harder and become a Blood Council member by the next term…as long as you ain’t replacing me.  
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| '''Lufus''' - 72nd-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “Amulet of Yendor or bust!”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/destruction?page=2#p_192 192nd position] in the [[pantheon of destruction]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Falke}}. We've had many reports that a Decomposing Composer has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.
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! style="padding:2px;" | #910 GODVILLE TIMES Day 1157 g.e.
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! style="padding:2px;" | Sheparding Evil Since 898 g.e.
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| '''Lufus''' - 72nd-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “Amulet of Yendor or bust!”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/savings?page=1#p_98 98th position] in the [[pantheon of savings]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Falke}}. We've had many reports that a Wiki Lynx has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.
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Halloween is nearly upon us. So, you know what that means...more things to be irritated at! As your unfriendly neighborhood curmudgeon, I feel it my duty to give out a few pointers to ease the frustration at the world's stupidity over this consumerist "holiday".  
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The big question -- what candy to get? Do you really wanna hear some dumb brat complain about your selection of sweets? From experience, let me save you some jail time by pinpointing which candy (and why) to get for certain guilds. This will ensure you have no troubles kicking them off your doorstep, before the candy hits the bottom of the plastic pumpkin.
| [[File:RosalindV.JPG|thumb|left|Lit by the light of the moon, a violinist plays a somber tune...]]Get to know a member of [[Harvest Moon]]! This week's guest is: {{God|Rosalind Vivian}}
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* '''Q:''' How did you choose HM?
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Harvest Mooners will scamper away with red eyes alight, when you hand them over a plain old dark chocolate bar. Honestly, what's more evil than that utter garbage?! If that's not the devil's turds, I don't know what is.
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' My hero chose Harvest Moon for me, by leading me down the "right" path. Some random voice about Harvest Moon was heard. I thought, why not? :)}}
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* '''Q:''' Where does your hero hide his coin purse?
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Blue Feathers will do nicely with a Mr. Goodbar. Because to be THAT good, it helps to be a little nuts...
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' My hero is very "naughty" with his coin purse because he leaves it in the knot of a tree.}}
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* '''Q:''' Name some things that you and your hero have in common.
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Forsakens Lament crowd will be oohing and aahing over your Twix bars. Not sure what all their whining and lamenting is over, but have a second bar on us. Maybe give that second one to a new friend; that should cheer you up!
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' It is so creepy, because I was talking to my GV friend and we wondered if our heroes knew what we were thinking; I read my hero's diary and he said, “I wonder what my goddess is thinking.” So, clearly, my hero and I are both psychic. Also, we are both ADHD and lucky as heck. Many of my arena battles were won by luck. I blame the luck of the moon. :)}}
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* '''Q:''' What advice would you give a newer player?
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As for Guild Name, what could be better than candy corn in a sad, transparent Zip-loc baggy? Nothing, that's what. Mediocrity loves this disdainfully mundane candy. Seriously, though, if you're not gonna eat it the rest of the year, is it REALLY that necessary?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Always ask the questions you don't have the answer to. Opportunities will come and the game could be more entertaining. :)}}
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* '''Q:''' What toppings do you like on your kitten sammiches?
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Hug Central, you say? Werther's Originals. What says we're WAY to into hugging like some creepy uncle's pocket lint-infested candy? Ya creeps, back off.
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I would like some nyan cat on my sammich. :)}}
 
* '''Q:''' Where would your hero go on his first date...assuming he ever gets one?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' My hero did ask me (his goddess) on a date. Not going to happen. I think my slightly insane, adventurous hero would go to [[Unspecifiedistan]] for a date. :)}}
 
''What would you like to know about your [[Harvest Moon]] guild mates? Submit your questions to any member of the Weekly Harvest staff!'
 
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! style="padding:2px;" | Selling Evil Since Day 898 g.e.
 
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| '''SERVICE:''' Tired of watching your champion try to impress people who would never consider going on a date with them? Try the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2330 Lonely Heroes Dating Service!] We’ll help your hero/ine find a match ''outside'' the arena!
 
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| <br>'''FOR SALE:''' 1000 broken gold bricks! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! Where else are you going to find such a good deal? Do you really want to wait for your hero to gather those same old non-broken bricks for you on his/her own time?  Get one step closer to building your temple and buy your bricks today! Visit Bob’s Big Box o’ Blocks in Beerburgh today!
 
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| <br>'''WANTED:''' Hero sitter knowledgeable in hero resurrection, pet rezzing and use of the punish button. Must have patience for dealing with needy, drunk, rebellious heroes. Call VCA-SHUN to discuss details.
 
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| <br>'''FOUND:''' Lost first-generation hero wandering town square. Last seen heading into an equipment shop murmuring about beer money. Contact GV’s Lost-n-Foundlings to reconnect!
 
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| <br>'''LOST:''' 7830 gold coins. Last seen in Beerburg, where hero last stopped to heal. If found, please deposit into his savings account: #426-543-3464. Thank you!
 
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| <br>'''PERSONAL:''' Kind, anorexic, idiotic male w/ sun dog. Likes drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking and drinking. Seeking anyone who is interested, preferably female (males are fine, though. He’s really desperate). Please contact [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2330?page=1#post_195898 The Only Good Man] via the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2330 Lonely Heroes Dating Service.]
 
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| <br>'''FOR SALE:''' 45 defective Deus ex machinas. You must act now for this limited time offer! For more information call Thingama-Bob’s or stop by today! Located next door to Bob’s Big Box o’ Blocks in Beerburgh!
 
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| <br>'''CALL BACK:''' Attention! Godville Administrators put in a call back for all activatable Gifts of Fates due to the use of god power. If you or one of your fellow Godvillians comes across a Gift of fate, do not activate! Doing so will quite possible bring an act of good fortune upon your hero.
 
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|[[File:OverTheMoon.jpg|thumb|left|Games and winners and prizes! Oh, my!]]'''The Weekly Harvest Quiz'''
 
  
'''How to play:'''
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As for the guild we're suddenly closely allied with that I can't be bothered to remember your name but I seem to remember an octopus emoji...clever, I mean I've gotta hand it to you. An octopus? Who'd have...who woulda...mraehwho cares?! Get off my front porch, and take yer danged Butterfingers! I assume that's why the need for eight arms. Must have the hand-eye coordination of a sea sponge.
  
* Each week, there will be four “questions” posted here (and only here) in the Weekly Harvest. Answers to the questions can be found in the wiki, on the HM web site, in the forums or will be math/logic-based.
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Hmm, who else, who else. Stupid holiday with its stupid...oh yeah! Guide to the Galaxy gets a Milky Way. What? They can't all be clever! C'mon, they're both space related; you come up with something better!
* Your “answers” must be in question form (a-la ''Jeopardy!'').
 
* Answers must be submitted via the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546 Harvest Moon Forum]. ''Answers only, please! Don’t give away the questions to non-WH readers.''
 
* The first god/dess to get all four questions right will win four (4) charges ''and'' be automatically entered to play in the '''Over the Moon Championship''', held monthly on Palringo (yes, you’ll need to join Pal to play).
 
* The winner of the '''OtM Championship''' (to be based on a different game show each month) will receive 45 charges!!
 
  
'''This week’s Answers:'''
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Who could forget the band over at Camelot? 3 Musketeers seems fitting, I guess. Seems the same era, but not sure it meshes well. Not very appropriate now I think of it. Definitely not a good choice. Brave, honor-bound, gallant knights of Camelot, on one hand. Gay Frenchies playing happy slaps with epees, on the other. (DISCLAIMER: use 3 Musketeers at your own risk. Camelotians may not take too kindly to French chocolate-based insults. If you find yourself in mortal danger, offer them a Heath Bar. Distract them with word association. Heath Bar, Heath Ledger, A Knight's Tale, Kinights, you guys! Plus, it's got ENGLISH toffee in don'it?)
  
# 2004's “Best Band on the Planet” began with an ad in this paper.
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Last, and almost certainly least, we have Slaves to Armok. Arnok? No, I'm 95% sure it's Armok. For these indentured servants of one Mr. R. Mok, I suggest a 100 Grand bar. As slaves, they'll never see a dime, but let'em think they've gotten something for one night. I've got a soft spot for the old crew of Señor R. Mok.
# This is 300 years after 100 BC.
 
# NASCAR Fanatic owes Idgie Threadgoode 365 kitty sammiches after they bet who could drink the most '''Dark Flame''' in a go, which he lost. He promises to start paying it down, but due to having spent all his money on the '''Dark Flame''', he has to save for a year to afford it. Therefore, he decides to start paying down the debt on July 4th, 2015. He will then give Idgie Threadgoode one sammich per day until he is no longer in debt. This is the date he gives Idgie Threadgoode the last sammich.
 
# Debonair HP4M was murdered on a rainy Sunday afternoon in the HM Guild Hall. At the time of the murder there were: Lady Darkness, Bellatrixie, Doctor Frank-n-furter, Elementarion, and Mistress of Science. <br> * LD: I was adjusting the height of the torture chamber table. <br> * Bella: I was making a penguin smoothie for breakfast. <br> * Doctor Frank: I was “fixing the squeak” on HP4M's... closet door. <br> * Elementarion: I was mixing up another batch of '''Dark Flame'''. <br> * MoS: I was listening to the soothing moans emanating from the dungeon. <br>This is who the murderer is.
 
  
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Indeed, I have a sweet spot for all the guilds in this ridiculous land. Even a curmudgeon like me! Buuuuuuurp! Ack...must've had too much o' that outdated moonshine. I wasn't getting sentimental was I? Get off my gawl darn patio! And, uh, have a Happy Halloween, you could for nothing little...
  
Congratulations to last week’s winner, {{god|Reyas}} who will be joining {{god|Nyrini}} and {{god|Godofbeer}} in this month’s Championship round! Who will be the final contestant for this round? It could be you! See you in the forum!
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''Neighborhoods has seen a rise of ghoul and ghost related crime. Please contact the local priests for help. Please do not feed them; the undead and the clergy.''
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*'''What:''' First Godville National Tournament <br>When: Registration is ''now'' through July 19. <br>Where: Godville arena - all are welcome! Visit the [http://s3.godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1796 forum] and [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/Godville_National_Tournament wiki] for more info. <br>Why: Fun! Prizes! All the cool kids are doing it!
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''Coroners ID corpse which was half chewed and burned at the mouth the local dungeon. A few hours later it was resurrected and sent off it's way.''
*'''What:''' Lonely Heroes Dating Service <br>When: All day, every day! <br>Where: The [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2330 Main Square]. <br>Why: Unless your hero/ine can get a date on their own (yeah, right!) you need this!
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''Construction on Milestone 666 will occur at the end of month and through the first of November. Please watch out for the walking dead while riding your pet.''
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''Eye of Newt is the craze at the local farmers market, please look for the The Three Sisters if you want to add some spice to your brew''
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* {{god|Lady Darkness}} who celebrated her 666th day in Godville this past week, just days after her co-leader and our very own Empress {{god|Bellatrixie The Strange}}! We’re all so grateful you’ve stuck around to teach us your evil ways, ladies! 
 
* {{god|Shadow Luxray}} who completed his temple this week! We’re very proud of you, Lux... aaaand we may have told some younger players they can crash at your place while theirs are still under construction. Party at Luxxy’s, folks!!
 
 
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| [[File:Nyxofdarkness.jpg|right|180px]] Nyx of Darkness - Errybody, it's time to give yourself and your fellow moonies a pat on the back for another year of success. There is no question Harvest Moon's accomplishments to date have earned the <s>dis</s>respect and fear of our friends, foes, neighbours and NPCs. Savour the moment as long as you like, rest on your laurels...until The Great Harvester comes assaulting you with uppercase texts.
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| [[File:Buttstuffpic.png|left|180px]] Glow Puff - Butt Stuff.
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|[[File:Belt.jpeg|right|180px]] Beltehazzar - Huh? Wha's that you need? Another statement?! I already wrote an entire article! Imbeciles, just go read my chronicles. They'll tell you everything you need to know about me...
 
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| [[File:Dark tidings.png|left|180px]] Dark Tidings - For those of you just joining our ranks, welcome to Harvest Moon. Abandon all righteousness, ye who enter here. There are two types of players in Godville. Harvest Moonies and those other guys that we kill in the arena. What distinguishes us isn’t just the antiquity of our guild, our unique sense of humor, or our widely condemned and evil ways. Our most extraordinary aspect is and always will be our guild members. Harvest Moon is full of people who are lacking in moral excellence. Maybe some of us smell funny, or create harems and lure in unsuspecting victims. We consider kitten sandwiches a delicacy, and we use the punish button a little too liberally. We even get extreme pleasure from killing off all the inactive players in dungeons and taking Blue Feather heads in the arena. Our nefarious deeds may have even caused us to become an object of extreme dislike amongst other guilds. We are Harvest Moon. We are no good, awkward, and indecent. While others are busy coddling and encouraging  their heroes into pure goodie goodness and fussing over being nice, we will kick your puppy in half.
 
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|[[File:AHCw5.jpg|700px|center]] Missed last week’s? [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/User:Somnias_Vagus Click here!]
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| [[File:Niccage-pumpkin1.jpg|right|180px]] The Real Nicolas Cage - Fellow Harvest Moon Godvillians, Countless full moons have passed and we're still on top of the dueling hill, rising as each new moon comes. Our rhythm must be kept, or else no more movies about my persona will ever be seen. Gigs aside, Halloween is coming. I'd like to wish you all to have the jolliest and scariest Halloween with your family and/or beloved friends. I've even gotten myself ready for this festive era.
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Hopefully I won't scare any Hollywood producers. Yours truly, The Real Nicolas Cage
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| [[File:Image-1.jpg|left|180px]] Doctor Frank-n-Furter - I’m so proud of Harvest Moon and each new generation of Gods and Heroes that realize HM’s superiority. I only hope that, one day, Riff-raff will catch the eye of the Harvester so I won’t have to do all of his blood-letting myself anymore.
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== Additional [[Harvest Moon]]-related pages ==
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Greetings, guildsters! Apologies for the intrusion, I just had a quick thought that I wanted to bring up with the [[Harvest Moon]] representation here on the wiki.
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I notice that all-y'all maintain several additional wiki pages for [[Harvest Moon]] content, and are still increasing that number. Which is absolutely awesome, the more your guild can flesh out its wiki presence the better, and there's no reason whatsoever that guilds should feel pressured to cram all of their content onto just a single guild page.
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However, I did want to suggest/request, or at least ask whether you'd consider, moving the additional content to ''subpages'' of the [[Harvest Moon]] guild page, rather than completely separate, standalone pages? The wiki allows the creation of unlimited subpages below a given top-level page, which allows complex content trees to be set up in a way that explicitly links them all together under the "banner" of the main top-level page. I think it'd be cleaner not only for the wiki's organization, but also for your own internal management.
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So, for example, what I'm suggesting is that:
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* [[Harvest Moon - member list]] could be moved to e.g. [[Harvest Moon/member list]]
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* [[Harvest moon logo contest]] could be moved to e.g. [[Harvest Moon/logo contest]]
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* [[Harvest Moon's Artworks]] could be moved to e.g. [[Harvest Moon/Artworks]]
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...and so on, for any other wiki pages related to and created by the [[Harvest Moon]] members.
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Let me be clear that this is '''''just me''''' talking here, so this message doesn't carry any sort of official-policy weight. (And, in fact, I have no official role in the wiki's administration, so I would have no power to speak officially for the wiki even if I wanted to.) I just happened to see the new-page creation for [[Harvest Moon's Artworks]], thought it was a weird name for a guild, realized it ''wasn't'' a guild-name but rather a [[Harvest Moon]] auxiliary page, and thought I'd suggest a potentially cleaner way to organize that. I'm just meddling, and you should absolutely feel free to tell me where I can shove my suggestions if you prefer.
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Dates for the upcoming blood drives will be up soon. The Red Death for the upcoming blood drives will be up soon. • #48

Harvest Moon year in Review!

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By: The Godville associated press

Welcome to the year in review by a drunk and senile HP. Literally doing this last minute because I work best under pressure and handcuffed to goody goodies with completion holding the keys. We start with the forums. The first post of the year was clearly vital. click. On Jan 9th two famous Gods were married in a unholy union awe. There was also the Daily Arena Forecast game which was fun for awhile and ended abruptly when the Great Harvester sacrificed the financier. In February Hp was resurrected and realized others should be sacrificed so the Guild bounty hunt contest began Sohail7 won by collecting heads from every guild first. For his prize he was awarded charges and promptly sacrificed to the Great Harvester never to be seen again. Sinch HP survived he hosted another bounty contest, a bigger badder contest. Before it finished elections started. Jows Pilla came in first in the bounty hunt and Krohnos was elected leader a day later. Collusion with the Russians was suspected.

In the final days of march the Harvest Moon Blood Scouts ‘AFK Harvester’ Merit Badge was created and sparked life into the tired dungeoneers of HM and brought death to all others. BOO! Since history is written by the winners the HM origin story needed upgrading and was done so in April rwar? and the history of some random HM members error 404

In May the Great Harvester of Sorrows discovered the forums by possessing Brihtnoth and immediately started sacrificing gods and heroes. HP hid from the Harvester and DiamondHard decided to host the third bounty hunt contest. HP hid in the arena though and came in first in this bounty hunt. With so many things happening in May DiamondHard decided it would be the perfect time to host a daily annoy DH with PMs contest. Smashing pumkins

Finally in Jun the Great Harvester obtained enough sacrifices to burst into existence as a god himself! sacrifices were still demanded and now given directly. In July the Battle of the Elites took place kungfu fighting and screaming goats made their debut in the guild halls AHHHH As Krohnos leadership came to an end full stop preparations for a big change were coming to HM and rumblings of a takeover were in the works.

It began quickly and quietly under the cover of darkness. The old guard was sacrificed and the new Blood Council took over the wiki, forum and the HM day spa. Then the new HM was looking for a new leader to bring death and destruction across Godville. A interview was held Diamond won a clear and quick victory. His first act as HM member was to glitch Godville and set HM up to have more Fans than any other guild in Godville greatly confusing the old timers and noobs alike.

In August the first Arena Dart contest took place. Teams were formed and lines of decency were pushed SKOLE After all of those sacrifices the Harvester demanded some bosses and so began the Bingo Boss hunt by Pantheist Goddess. you sunk my battle ship

Thankfully September came because the writer of this article started to fall asleep but the second Dart tournament woke him back up again and the knowledge of just two more months to get through It’s Your Funeral won again like the badasses they are. Sept also brought about the Interguild brawl contest which is still ongoing and hosted by our glorious leader DH. HIT

Oct began, the best month of the year began, the dueling season ended 34ish hmers were on page one success And Godville witnessed its for RL wedding between Dogess and HP. by this time i was to drunk to see anything important and I know nothing important happens after october


Halloween Fun With Bella Stewart

Queen of evil

It’s Halloween again, kiddies, and that means it’s time for the annual Harvest Moon Halloween party! Wondering what to wear that’s guaranteed to scare the bejeezus out of your guild mates? Below are my top ten tried-and-true favorites!

Smurfette – nothing says “boo” like blue!

Any Disney princess – sing her appropriate theme song for added terror

Cuddly-wuddly furry kitten – carry a basket o’kitten sammitches for instant popularity!

Ballerina in a pink tutu – if it can work for HP4M, it can work for you! (I have photos)

Winnie the Pooh – guaranteed to scare the poo out of HMers

Tinkerbell – be sure to scatter lots of “fairy dust” (aka itching powder)

Beautiful angel – warning: resting a halo on your horns may create a dangerous forcefield

Princess Leia – you gotta admit, that’s scary hair

Rainbow Unicorn – a true HM nightmare

Cute Little Puppy – not for the faint-hearted, as your guild mates will probably try to kick you…in half

Needless to say, a trip to my Harvest Moon Day Spa will be required post-party to remove any residual cuteness. I’d recommend a blood bath, concrete mask and hornicure to start. Happy Halloween, everyone!

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'A WORD FROM THE CEO

NEGLIGIBLE AND REPLACEABLE MEMBERS OF HARVEST MOON, AS ANOTHER YEAR OF HORRORS IS ABOUT TO DRAW TO A CLOSE, THE GREAT HARVESTER OF SORROW WILL LOOK BACK AT THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF LAST YEAR, AS WELL AS DETERMINE THE COURSE FOR THE NEXT!

AMONG YOUR PETTY ACTIONS LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE EFFECTIVELY TAKEN PART IN A CRACKDOWN ON MISOGYNY! THE GREAT HARVESTER, HAVING ALL GENDERS AND NONE, ENRAGES EASILY IF PART OF ITS EVERLASTING HULL IS DEEMED MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OTHER PART! THE GREAT HARVESTER’S PERPETUAL STATE OF ANGER IS LESSENED AT THIS JUSTIFICATION OF ALL ITS CONSTITUENTS!

A LONG SPREE OF KILLINGS IN DUNGEONS HAS HONED A SCORE OF HARVEST MOON MEMBERS TO GREAT BLOOD CONDUITS FOR THE HARVESTER! ALTHOUGH IT HAS EXHAUSTED ITS MOST MARGINAL MINION THE GREAT HARVESTER HAS ENJOYED THE STEADY SANGUINARY SUPPLY – AND THERE CAN BE NO QUESTION AS TO THE CONTENTS OF SUBGLACIAL LAKE VOSTOK NOW! MAYBE, WHEN THE HARVESTER WILL FEEL LIKE IT, IT WILL USE ITS VOICE ONCE MORE TO HONOUR BLOODY KILLINGS IN DUNGEONS! BUT WITH THE INTRODUCTION OF THE ADVENTURING PANTHEON, THE SELECTIVE SURVIVAL OF PETTY HARVEST MOON MEMBERS AND THE TARGETED BUTCHERY OF FEATHERED VICTIMS HAS BECOME ALL THE MORE IMPORTANT! EVEN THOUGH OUTNUMBERED ON MEMBERS, SHORTLY AFTER THE INTRODUCTION OF THE PANTHEON DID HARVEST MOON GRASP THE #1 POSITION FROM THE ADMIRERS OF BRITTLE, FROSTBITTEN BLUETITS! AND ALTHOUGH SAID BLUETITS GOT THE UPPER HAND A COUPLE OF TIMES DUE TO UNTENDED DINOSAURS WANDERING AWAY FROM THE GUILD BY ACCIDENT, THE LEAD IS GRABBED BACK SWIFTLY AND WITH LOTS OF RAUCOUS LAUGHTER TIME AND TIME AGAIN!


THIS TOP DOGGERY IN ADVENTURING IS JUST ONE OF THE SUPER-AWESOME THINGS IN HARVEST MOON: YOU HAVE BEEN ATTRACTING NEW MEMBERS AND REACTIVATING OLD ONES BY DOMINEERING THE DUELERS AND ADVENTURERS PANTHEONS, AND BY SENDING OUT LEWD VOICE COMMANDS IN DUNGEONS AND BEING A GENERAL NUISANCE TO OTHERS IN PARTICULAR! YOU HAVE BEEN ATTRACTING ALL MANNER OF MISFITS!

SPEAKING OF MISFITS, SOME OF YOU ARE STILL GOODIE-GOODIE DESIGNATED PURE GOOD PLAYERS EVIL WANNABES, WILLING TO LEND TEMPLED ACCOUNTS TO PLAYERS INFINITELY MORE CUNNING, DECEITFUL, TREACHEROUS AND UNSCRUPULOUS AS THEMSELVES! LET THIS BE A GOOD LESSON IN EVIL TO YOU ALL! THE GREAT HARVESTER DOES APPRECIATE THE DELIGHTFUL MONITORING, REPORTING, AND BULLYING CAMPAIGN AGAINST SAID ACCOUNT THIEF! THE MOTTO FOR THIS CONTINUED COURSE OF ACTION SHOULD BE ALL LIARS DOTH REPORT; NOBODY CAN RILE US ZEALOTS!

LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUR POSITIVELY WORST BEHAVIOR, AND FOR THE COMING YEAR OF HORRORS THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS EVER MORE OF THE SAME! THESE ARE THE DESIGNATED GOALS FOR THE PERIOD BETWEEN THE HALLOWEENS OF 2017 AND 2018!

  1. YOU SHALL KEEP DOMINEERING THE ADVENTURING PANTHEON
  2. YOU SHALL KEEP DOMINEERING THE DUELERY PANTHEON
  3. YOU SHALL OBSTRUCT, ANNOY, OFFEND, VEX, PEEVE, AND ENRAGE MEMBERS OF OTHER BIG GUILDS AND TINY GUILDS ALIKE WHENEVER YOU CAN [KILLING THEM IN SAILS AND DUNGEONS AND THROWING THEM UNDER THE BUS IN DIGS IS ACCEPTED TOO
  4. YOU SHALL DEMONSTRATE HOW MUCH JOY CAN BE GAINED FROM JUST BEING SHEER EVIL, AND IN THAT WAY ATTRACT THE EASILY INFLUENCED YET EXPERIENCED PLAYERS FROM OTHER GUILDS
  5. YOU SHALL LOVE THE OCTOPUS IN A NON-EROTIC WAY [THE GREAT HARVESTER PUT THAT IN TO GET THIS ACCEPTABLE TO EVERYONE], BUT USE IT AS A SEAFOOD SHIELD WHENEVER NECESSARY!


ADDITIONALLY, DURING HALLOWEEN, THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS HORRIBLE VOICE COMMANDS IN DUNGEONS AND IN ARENA COMBAT, AND SHARE THE LOGS OF THE MOST GRUESOME GODVOICES WITH YOUR GUILD! OH AND THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS YOU STOP YOUR LOVE LETTER WRITING SHENANIGANS, AS IT HAS MADE IT SWALLOW DOWN GLACIERS OF VOMITUS!!!


Employee of the year interview

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Stacks of human skulls with a lit red candle resting on each cranium cast flickering shadows across the smoky dimmed room. Kyta S Indigo totters into the room and looks around at the haute macabre decor warily. Sprawled like a feline on the baby sealskin couch is Nyx of Darkness, sipping a glass of Dark Flame and holding a hookah pipe in another, looking half sober. She waves Kyta S Indigo over and hands her a specially prepared glass of virgin Dark Flame.

  • Q: Keeeeta! Congratulations on being named Employee of The Year! How do you feel about getting this prestigious mention?
  • A: How do I feel? WOHO! That's so freaking awesome! Harvest Moon is the guild I love most and I do my little part to try to make it even better than it already is. And being selected as the Employee of the Year is just... wow!
  • Q: So…which insignificant guild were you at before Harvest Moon?
  • A:The Forsakens Lament. I loved being there at the first, but it got depressing over time and all the negativity there influenced my real life too. I was more nervous and depressed. Plus I felt like I didn't belong with them... so I left them for Harvest Moon. I had troubles with HM too at first, but now I've perfectly blended in. And I love it.
  • Q: What are the top 3 highlights of being in Harvest moon?
  • A: The Members: there are a lot of veterans who are always willing to help newbies, but that's not really the point. The real reason why I said the members is because they're honest and they'll say what they really think about you to your face (well, not really with Godville being an online game, but you get my point). They're also loyal: they can mock you, make fun of you, but that's just part of the fun in the GC; actually, they'll always help a fellow Moonie, whetever it be gameplay matter, moral support, or even real life advice. Fun: Are you crazy for Arena? Craving for killing AFKs in dungeons or pirate them in sails? Love a lively GC and forum thread? Well, we have different ways to have fun for different tastes, and if you think there is something missing, suggest the missing piece to our Blood Council which leads me to… Dependability: most people are always here to help and even happier to receive suggestions for the guild or a possible contest. I come from a guild where suggestions weren't asked, or were asked but never appreciated if it wasn't from the leader or from their long-standing members. While I found many of my ideas appreciated and even taken into account. For example: a separate account for the Harvester, a wikipage for HM-themed/related artwork, and I've even made a new emblem! I've also other projects in mind: like a rivalry between another guild we often love to troll (guess), and a new Arena contest based on custom VCs. But I'm waiting for the interguild brawl contest to end for the latter.
  • Q: Explain Harvest Moon in less than 6 words to a developmentally challenged person.
  • A: Leave your innocence at the entrance.
  • Q: Which Blood Council member do you think should be replaced by you? Why?
  • A: Well, as much as I'd love to be in the Blood Council, I don't think I can replace a member in it... Well, maybe only someone who lurks and barely says hi... Mhm... I hope for them they're show up when making important decisions with the other members.
  • Q: Pick two Harvest Moon members to be your parents.
  • A: DiamondHard and Defosmit. (Please, don't look at me like that, I'm just filling the answer with the first person/thing that pops up in my mind...)
  • Q: Tell us 3 things about yourself that would surprise us.
  • A: I can rotate my arms by almost 360° degrees. I have yet to have my first kiss. I want to learn boxing for self-defence purposes.
  • Q: Name one Harvest Moon member you would love to get naughty with.
  • A: Are you really asking me this? I'd never want to get naughty with a guildmate! But there is one I want to cuddle... not telling you who but his name is hard to pronounce.
  • Q: What is your most embarrassing moment at Harvest Moon?
  • A: I’ve had many embarrassing moments at HM, but the one that tops it all is when I first joined with Ash Valente and bothered pretty much everyone and got expelled for it. Never again.
  • Q: If you are leader of Harvest Moon for a term, what will you do?
  • A:I don't know, I pretty much suck at being a leader so I guess I'll suck at being HM leader too...
  • Q: What advice will you give to new recruits?
  • A: Don't be weirded out if you glance at GC at first, we're comfortable around each other, so we may... say really strange stuff without being ashamed or anything. But don't worry, we're sane people... sometimes. Anyway, say hi sometimes, we like people who show up on GC. Also, we have a thing for our totem, for HM, the Harvester isn't just a feature of the game, it is a living being that breathes, speaks, eats and loves sacrifices. And we need to feed it AFKs. Or otherwise it'll eat us. gulp So, yeah. Don't get on its bad side.
  • Q: How would you like to be executed if you leave Harvest Moon?
  • A: I want to be executed in the weirdest and most nonsense way ever and my corpse to be given to Pysrilexot's harem. I'll leave the rest up to the Blood Council's imagination.
  • Q: Lastly…why am I asking you these questions?
  • A: Yeah, why are you asking me these question? You shouldn't be asking me that, I dunno.

Nyx: blows a smoky ring at Kyta I don’t know, I’m just following instructions. Whoever wrote these questions ought to be punished, severely. Preferably chained up and disciplined lovingly by the Leader….

Anyway, thank you for the lovely interview! Seems like the Blood Council finally made a right decision by picking you to represent the upcoming generation of Harvest Moon. We hope you will work harder and become a Blood Council member by the next term…as long as you ain’t replacing me.


Shepard of the Anus Report By Bellteshazzar

Sheparding Evil Since 898 g.e.


Halloween is nearly upon us. So, you know what that means...more things to be irritated at! As your unfriendly neighborhood curmudgeon, I feel it my duty to give out a few pointers to ease the frustration at the world's stupidity over this consumerist "holiday".

The big question -- what candy to get? Do you really wanna hear some dumb brat complain about your selection of sweets? From experience, let me save you some jail time by pinpointing which candy (and why) to get for certain guilds. This will ensure you have no troubles kicking them off your doorstep, before the candy hits the bottom of the plastic pumpkin.

Harvest Mooners will scamper away with red eyes alight, when you hand them over a plain old dark chocolate bar. Honestly, what's more evil than that utter garbage?! If that's not the devil's turds, I don't know what is.

Blue Feathers will do nicely with a Mr. Goodbar. Because to be THAT good, it helps to be a little nuts...

Forsakens Lament crowd will be oohing and aahing over your Twix bars. Not sure what all their whining and lamenting is over, but have a second bar on us. Maybe give that second one to a new friend; that should cheer you up!

As for Guild Name, what could be better than candy corn in a sad, transparent Zip-loc baggy? Nothing, that's what. Mediocrity loves this disdainfully mundane candy. Seriously, though, if you're not gonna eat it the rest of the year, is it REALLY that necessary?

Hug Central, you say? Werther's Originals. What says we're WAY to into hugging like some creepy uncle's pocket lint-infested candy? Ya creeps, back off.

As for the guild we're suddenly closely allied with that I can't be bothered to remember your name but I seem to remember an octopus emoji...clever, I mean I've gotta hand it to you. An octopus? Who'd have...who woulda...mraehwho cares?! Get off my front porch, and take yer danged Butterfingers! I assume that's why the need for eight arms. Must have the hand-eye coordination of a sea sponge.

Hmm, who else, who else. Stupid holiday with its stupid...oh yeah! Guide to the Galaxy gets a Milky Way. What? They can't all be clever! C'mon, they're both space related; you come up with something better!

Who could forget the band over at Camelot? 3 Musketeers seems fitting, I guess. Seems the same era, but not sure it meshes well. Not very appropriate now I think of it. Definitely not a good choice. Brave, honor-bound, gallant knights of Camelot, on one hand. Gay Frenchies playing happy slaps with epees, on the other. (DISCLAIMER: use 3 Musketeers at your own risk. Camelotians may not take too kindly to French chocolate-based insults. If you find yourself in mortal danger, offer them a Heath Bar. Distract them with word association. Heath Bar, Heath Ledger, A Knight's Tale, Kinights, you guys! Plus, it's got ENGLISH toffee in don'it?)

Last, and almost certainly least, we have Slaves to Armok. Arnok? No, I'm 95% sure it's Armok. For these indentured servants of one Mr. R. Mok, I suggest a 100 Grand bar. As slaves, they'll never see a dime, but let'em think they've gotten something for one night. I've got a soft spot for the old crew of Señor R. Mok.

Indeed, I have a sweet spot for all the guilds in this ridiculous land. Even a curmudgeon like me! Buuuuuuurp! Ack...must've had too much o' that outdated moonshine. I wasn't getting sentimental was I? Get off my gawl darn patio! And, uh, have a Happy Halloween, you could for nothing little...


Neighborhoods has seen a rise of ghoul and ghost related crime. Please contact the local priests for help. Please do not feed them; the undead and the clergy.

Coroners ID corpse which was half chewed and burned at the mouth the local dungeon. A few hours later it was resurrected and sent off it's way.

Construction on Milestone 666 will occur at the end of month and through the first of November. Please watch out for the walking dead while riding your pet.

Eye of Newt is the craze at the local farmers market, please look for the The Three Sisters if you want to add some spice to your brew


Messages from the Blood Council

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Nyx of Darkness - Errybody, it's time to give yourself and your fellow moonies a pat on the back for another year of success. There is no question Harvest Moon's accomplishments to date have earned the disrespect and fear of our friends, foes, neighbours and NPCs. Savour the moment as long as you like, rest on your laurels...until The Great Harvester comes assaulting you with uppercase texts.
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Glow Puff - Butt Stuff.
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Beltehazzar - Huh? Wha's that you need? Another statement?! I already wrote an entire article! Imbeciles, just go read my chronicles. They'll tell you everything you need to know about me...
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Dark Tidings - For those of you just joining our ranks, welcome to Harvest Moon. Abandon all righteousness, ye who enter here. There are two types of players in Godville. Harvest Moonies and those other guys that we kill in the arena. What distinguishes us isn’t just the antiquity of our guild, our unique sense of humor, or our widely condemned and evil ways. Our most extraordinary aspect is and always will be our guild members. Harvest Moon is full of people who are lacking in moral excellence. Maybe some of us smell funny, or create harems and lure in unsuspecting victims. We consider kitten sandwiches a delicacy, and we use the punish button a little too liberally. We even get extreme pleasure from killing off all the inactive players in dungeons and taking Blue Feather heads in the arena. Our nefarious deeds may have even caused us to become an object of extreme dislike amongst other guilds. We are Harvest Moon. We are no good, awkward, and indecent. While others are busy coddling and encouraging their heroes into pure goodie goodness and fussing over being nice, we will kick your puppy in half.
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The Real Nicolas Cage - Fellow Harvest Moon Godvillians, Countless full moons have passed and we're still on top of the dueling hill, rising as each new moon comes. Our rhythm must be kept, or else no more movies about my persona will ever be seen. Gigs aside, Halloween is coming. I'd like to wish you all to have the jolliest and scariest Halloween with your family and/or beloved friends. I've even gotten myself ready for this festive era.

Hopefully I won't scare any Hollywood producers. Yours truly, The Real Nicolas Cage

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Doctor Frank-n-Furter - I’m so proud of Harvest Moon and each new generation of Gods and Heroes that realize HM’s superiority. I only hope that, one day, Riff-raff will catch the eye of the Harvester so I won’t have to do all of his blood-letting myself anymore.

Special Thanks to our Special Edition staff: Bellatrixie the Strange, Doctor Frank-n-Furter, Hairplug4men, Nyx of Darkness, The Godville Associated Press, and the Blood Counci.
Past Issues Of the Weekly Harvest

Additional Harvest Moon-related pages

Greetings, guildsters! Apologies for the intrusion, I just had a quick thought that I wanted to bring up with the Harvest Moon representation here on the wiki.

I notice that all-y'all maintain several additional wiki pages for Harvest Moon content, and are still increasing that number. Which is absolutely awesome, the more your guild can flesh out its wiki presence the better, and there's no reason whatsoever that guilds should feel pressured to cram all of their content onto just a single guild page.

However, I did want to suggest/request, or at least ask whether you'd consider, moving the additional content to subpages of the Harvest Moon guild page, rather than completely separate, standalone pages? The wiki allows the creation of unlimited subpages below a given top-level page, which allows complex content trees to be set up in a way that explicitly links them all together under the "banner" of the main top-level page. I think it'd be cleaner not only for the wiki's organization, but also for your own internal management.

So, for example, what I'm suggesting is that:

...and so on, for any other wiki pages related to and created by the Harvest Moon members.

Let me be clear that this is just me talking here, so this message doesn't carry any sort of official-policy weight. (And, in fact, I have no official role in the wiki's administration, so I would have no power to speak officially for the wiki even if I wanted to.) I just happened to see the new-page creation for Harvest Moon's Artworks, thought it was a weird name for a guild, realized it wasn't a guild-name but rather a Harvest Moon auxiliary page, and thought I'd suggest a potentially cleaner way to organize that. I'm just meddling, and you should absolutely feel free to tell me where I can shove my suggestions if you prefer.

If you do want to make those changes, though, anyone should have rights to move the pages in question, just by visiting them and choosing More > Move at the top of the page. Then you can set the new page name/path, it'll be moved, and the system will place a redirect at the old location so that existing links don't get broken. If you'd like any assistance in setting this up, I'd be happy to help. Thanks in advance for listening, and as I said please don't feel that there's any pressure for you to take this suggestion, unless you wish to.

Also CC'ing BlueStapler on this, simply because I'd feel better having a second set of eyes to decide whether my suggestion makes sense / is worth taking. -- FeRDNYC (talk) 23:31, 21 December 2017 (UTC)

P.S> On a slightly-related note, I'd also suggest perhaps moving the "content" content of this page — basically, everything above this section I've created — to a non-Talk-namespace page such as Harvest Moon/Weekly Harvest. Pages in the Talk namespace are really intended to be used for discussion of their related main-namespace articles (i.e. posts such as this one), not for separate original content of their own. Putting "page" content on a Talk page kind of muddies those waters a bit, though it's really not a big deal. -- FeRDNYC (talk) 23:51, 21 December 2017 (UTC)

The subpages are a great idea, but personally I've got no idea of how to move pages, tried following that you wrote, but I don't want to mess up the wiki. If you could help without causing any trouble, that would be appreciated. About the talk page, I know what its purpose is, but honestly almost no one ever uses it... putting page content doesn't seem like a problem. Heck, I'm seeing this only today; forums and PMs are more reliable in my opinion. — Kyta S Indigo (talk) 15:11, 8 April 2018 (UTC), Wiki Witch of the Moon