Slaves to Armok

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A guild from English Godville. Slaves to Armok has the highest gold fund of the server. I'm going to keep this short and sweet, no lengthy description. It is simply that Slaves to Armok is so awesome, that it has spikes of Adamantine and that it can not be expressed by words, just a feeling of greatness.


When the guild was formed, most of it's members were Gods of great power. As the guild grew, many humans joined the guild as well. Many of these gods built great fortresses into mountains and built great civilizations. Some (rather stupidly) even breached hell. All of the gods one day joined their power to become Armok, hence the name.

The Blood God's subjects are prone to building massive, wonderful and architectural masterpieces out of soap, ice, and- crystal Glass. They occasionally use normal stones like Obsidian cast from custom built Obsidian forges, built into the sides of active volcanoes.

The Slaves to Armok can also be somewhat unstable as seen in the Dwarven Artefact's industry, where feats of Quantum building are demonstrated in Limestone Statue's like Planepacked[1]

If short of building Materials we often cause needless bloodshed like in Boatmurdered[2], or try and flood large areas with Magma drawn from the deep.

There are three things which Armok's children fear above all else:-

1. Booze shortages

2. Thunder

3. Dead bunnies

Dwarfish Poetry

As a wanderer passes beneath the mighty Mountainhomes, he might be (un)fortunate to hear in the distance the distinctive sound of a Dwarfish Throat Choir as they bellow tales of ale, kitten overcrowding and menacing spikey things.

However to those timid souls who near anticipate such a violent auditory encounter with the Dwarfish Throat Choir, we offer you a more peaceful and calm rendition of a popular Dwarfish Throat Choir number toned down by the human band Solefald:

Solefald's rendition of this epic dwarf poem is considered to be too tranquil and melodic (and on more than one occasion has put the Slaves to Armok Council of Prophets into a deep sleep in the guild's great hall.)

Where Birds Have Never Been (As sung by Deepvictim's Valley Throat Choir)

I walked towards Godville as always alone
When a band of dwarves seized me pulling me through stone
Down into their underworld where birds have never been
Wickedness and wonders the weirdest things ever seen
A silver dwarf seated on his mighty dark throne
Held up his wand and spoke to me in dire tone
"You come from way above and shall prove your worth
This ordeal has been waiting since before your birth
A victim of Destiny is what you claim to be
If you've been wronged then for sure you'll be free
But if your prove too weak to accept your fate
That means your freedom will forever have to wait
Only dwarves will know your all-too human shame
Only small men will speak your dishonoured name
You'll stay in the underworld where birds have never been
Among gold and silver the weirdest things ever seen
In the dim timelessness where only spiders mate
It might take you a thousand years to honour your fate
Think of Destiny for each rust-red drop that falls
On your brow while you stare at these stately walls
You must teach your stomach to let go of its greed

Your throat will learn to abate its strong need
You'll ask if life is an illness if you can be cured
In the end if you make it your story might be heard
The day you can bear the clothes Destiny gave to you
Then we can give you the powers see you stay true
You'll be free to leave this place deprived of life and light
Climb up towards the white sun to take up your great fight
You'll speak like a god before the cheering masses
You'll stand like a cliff in the stream of time that passes
Choose right over wrong there's nothing in between
Never be haughty or spiteful stay calm and serene
Drink the wine of winners live with pride in the sun
As a man of the sword and a master of the word
Not as a wild wolf forever on the run
Whose life's an illness that cannot be cured
Remember your friends where birds have never been
Wickedness and wonders the weirdest dwarves ever seen
We shall stay behind in this mine of wisdom and gold
When leaving the Underworld be strong and bold
As you climb through the stone you'll again be all alone"
Thus spake the silver dwarf from his mighty dark throne


Prophets of Armok

No Greater Honor than to Serve as a Slave to Armok
God Name God Name God Name God Name
 Rena 庙畜  Sinned 庙畜  Ghoul 庙畜  Xorn69 庙畜
 Armour878 庙畜  Hire   Kazehime 庙畜  Big Boss 庙畜
 Malexia 庙畜  DaGook   Wackowv   Ejongsma 庙畜
 Beargod 庙畜  Epic God 庙畜  Khorbin 庙畜  Kokrot 庙畜
 Santoron 庙畜  TheOne 庙畜  Zinger3342   Fatalxploit 庙畜
 Noghoge 庙畜  I-Replaced-Zeus 庙畜  Ratazong 庙畜  Tlaloc 庙畜
 Lewness 庙畜  Elfen 庙畜  Neli   Saklas 庙畜
 Dogess 庙畜  Dugan 庙畜  Lord Doomstead 庙畜  Cbeck1984 庙畜
 Spaced 庙畜  Nwfodder 庙畜  Madoff   Rattew 
 Redov 庙畜  Dnomis 庙畜  Valerian 庙畜  Divinus 庙畜
 Phattyduck 庙畜  McGodimus Prime 庙畜  Menace Denis 庙畜  Dawnamatrix 庙畜
 Lady Tara   Snow Villiers 庙畜  Thunder Beard 庙畜  Maverick31 庙畜
 Puddle 庙畜  I Am Danger 庙畜  Lyrakken 庙畜  Rolyatm 
 Unlikely One 庙畜  Tae 庙畜  Safi 庙畜  Almightylemon 庙畜
 Xeed   GypsyGirl 庙畜  Ltylty 庙畜  DarkPrizm 庙畜
 X 1 庙畜  Naitsabes   Almighty Jelly Bean 庙畜  Laacaa 
 Vorpal 庙畜  Msforner 庙畜  Isangelous 庙畜  Ziplizard 庙畜
 Brophy 庙畜  Gratul   Hurly13 庙畜  Jwill238 庙畜
 Farnumus 庙畜  Githraine 庙畜  LORD DANO   The Batty 
 G-O-D22 庙畜  Kuroi-tenshi   Milhent   Herakleys 庙畜
 Yummy cracker 庙畜  Brigz 庙畜  Magey   Rawrrior 庙畜
 Carn 庙畜  Rattley 庙畜  Schneider23 庙畜  Shuzik 庙畜
 Bandit23 庙畜  Phlag 庙畜  Phantom23 庙畜  Eave 
 Winged Orpheus   Pat52   Ammai 庙畜  Alista 
 Fatbishop7   Anabel lee 庙畜  Valiant4Funk   Nektar 庙畜
 Pctec100   Zared 庙畜  Mighty Nathan 庙畜  Nickthegreat 庙畜
 Rabele   JCJpdx   Mole13 庙畜  Gutafaerie 
 Black stag   Your Divineness 庙畜  Dragon heart   Irishgypsy37 
 Milkenhoney   Crosarin 庙畜  Hykgs   A3915 

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