Skeatseria Lodge

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Skeatseria Lodge
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Motto: To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems! ~Homer Simpson
Alignment: drunk
Totem Monster: Rhubarbarian
High-level Rank: Lodgemaster
Gold Fund: ~20000 c.u.
Date Founded: The 14th of September in the year of 2011
Membership Count: ~32
Town with Greatest Influence: Beerburgh (15%)
Pantheon of unity Rank: 194
Pantheon of popularity Rank: 43
Pantheon of duelery Rank: 79
Pantheon of adventure Rank: 44
Forum Headquarters: Skeatseria Lodge
Guild Page: Skeatseria Lodge 
Data current as of 11/27/19


Skeatseria Lodge making the Godville times on Day 634 g.e. (2/2/12) due to the legendary drunken antics of our members
Skeatseria Lodge making the Godville times on Day 755 g.e. (6/2/12) due to an ill-conceived drunken raid
Skeatseria Lodge making the Godville times on Day 781 g.e. (6/28/12) due to a hospital prank which seemed really funny when drunk
Skeatseria Lodge making the Godville times on Day 979 g.e. (1/12/13) due to the excessive drunken laziness of our members
Lodge member GodTheGourdGod  making the Godville Times on Day 1037 g.e. (3/11/13) for his editing in the ER, using alcohol to numb the pain
Skeatseria Lodge making the Godville times on Day 1245 g.e. (10/5/13) due to the continuing legendary drunken antics of our members
Lodge member GodAlmighty Ceiling Cat  making the Godville Times on Day 1262 g.e. (9/22/15) for his voting and submissions in the ideabox
Skeatseria Lodge making the Godville times on Day 2238 g.e. (6/24/16) due to the still continuing legendary drunken antics of our members
Skeatseria Lodge making the Godville times on Day 2256 g.e. (7/12/16) due to the recreation of our ill-conceived raid just over four years earlier
Skeatseria Lodge making the Guild Spotlight in Godville Times on Day 3096 g.e. (10/30/18) due to our ranking in the Pantheon of Adventure
Skeatseria Lodge making the Guild Spotlight in Godville Times on Day 3121 g.e. (11/24/18) due to our ranking in the Pantheon of Popularity
Skeatseria Lodge making the Guild Spotlight in Godville Times on Day 3394 g.e. (8/24/19) due to our ranking in the Pantheon of Adventure

Contents

Welcome!

Welcome to the Skeatseria Lodge, the guild made for those heroes who truly know the deeper meaning of life in Godville: drinking alcohol! Being a member of our guild means that one has to support the purchase, drinking, and general wasting of money on any and all types of alcoholic beverages. We don't care about our members alignment nor do we do care about our members individual goals. So long as you continue to visit at least one pub each and every time you visit any town, you will fit in perfectly at the Skeatseria Lodge! New members are encouraged to post at our Forum Headquarters to say hello and get involved in guild activities. And all members are encouraged to use Invites to Godville to friend other members of the guild found either at the aforementioned forum headquarters to create more unity within our guild and keep our guild active and rising in the Pantheon of Unity!

If all of this sounds like a place you belong, by all means, join our guild. And be ready to brag about your best drinking accomplishments!


Quitting Quests to Join Other Guilds

Every so often, your hero or heroine will try to leave us and join another guild. This is probably due to excessive drunkenness. It happens. If you leave our guild (or any guild for that matter), you lose your hard-earned rank in your current guild, and start over from scratch in whatever guild you join, thus losing out on bonuses like quicker healing times in town and having a lower possibility of getting free equipment from traders. Plus, guild-joining quests often take multiple days to complete, thus wasting precious regular quest time where you could be earning gold bricks, experience, and - more importantly - money you could be spending on booze!

So remember, to stay in our guild, keep an eye on your current quest and look for when your hero or heroine tries to join another guild. When they do, simply send a voice command to "Stop this quest now!" It may take a few tries, but they should quit the quest, go back to Godville to start a new quest, and - most importantly - stay in the Skeatseria Lodge!


Guild Council

Feel free to participate in pointless chats and discussions in the Guild Council. Beyond pointless chats, here are some great things to post in the Guild Council:

  • If you have written chronicles and would like them rated by fellow guild members, post that along with a request - you'll quickly jump into the Pantheon of Storytelling. This could also be posted in the Forum Headquarters for extra attention.
  • If you would like other people from the guild to send you invites, post that along with a request for them to do so. No promise that the members will all have invites at the time, but it can't hurt! This could also be posted in the Forum Headquarters for extra attention.
  • If your hero just comes across any random alcohol related diary entry, post that to the council just to share! However, any entries about the hero spending money on booze should be saved for the Forum Headquarters so as to make it into the Pantheon of Drunkards!
  • If any of your encourages or punishes in town give you a specific guild-influence-raising entry, feel free to post that along with what town it was in, as that affects not just our town influence, but the guild's rank in the Popularity Pantheon!
  • If you complete a duel – arena or skirmish – feel free to post those results as they affect our guild's rank in the Aggressiveness Pantheon!
  • If you dig up a boss lair and are looking for partners, post the lair entry you got and if anyone reads it soon enough and is at a point where they can dig, maybe they will help out and make sure you pair to get a boss to fight!
  • If you are looking for dungeon partners, post to the council before going in so some guildmates can join you!

Guidelines for the Guild Council

The council is meant to be a fun place to chat with the near 60 or so other members of the Skeatseria Lodge guild. As such, there are some general guidelines.

  1. No vulgarity, profanity, personal attacks, insults, rude or demeaning comments, or anything of the like.
  2. Remember, about 60 people can read your comments. Do not give out personal information or say anything you wouldn't want read by 60 other people!
  3. Violations of these guidelines will be met with either a warning or immediate expulsion from the council, depending on the severity of the violation. If you get expelled and would like to get back in, you will need to send an invite to  TheGourdGod  to explain yourself/convince him that the reason you were expelled will not happen again.
  4. If you see violations that do not appear to be getting dealt with, rather than post responses in the Council (which tend to just encourage the violator), please send an invite to  TheGourdGod  and report the violation and it will be dealt with accordingly.


Beerburgh Blitz

07:40: I was trying to spread the word at Beerburgh’s main square, informing the people about my guild, when suddenly thunder boomed and amplified my voice a hundredfold. People here are going to remember the “Skeatseria Lodge” guild for a long time.

07:40: Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Beerburgh. Omnipotent One, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity and declared it a sacred symbol of the “Skeatseria Lodge” guild.

What is it? Our continuing mission/struggle to get the Skeatseria Lodge heavily influenced in Beerburgh, getting our guild members benefits in the town including faster healing, free gifts of artifacts and/or gold, and discounted or free equipment!

Why Beerburgh? Given how much we drink here at the Skeatseria Lodge, it is only appropriate that we start gaining some influence in Beerburgh. The town has ‘beer’ in its name – we should definitely hold influence there!

How can I participate? Anytime you are in Beerburgh, simply encourage or punish your hero (or use miracles) as much as you can (or by using as much gp as you feel comfortable wasting).

Why should I participate? Heroes and heroines receive guild benefits based on a combination of three things: the hero or heroine's guild rank, the guild's influence in town, and the hero or heroine's personal contribution in promoting his or her guild (in other words, how much he or she encourages or punishes or uses a miracle to raise awareness of the guild in town). By participating in the Beerburgh Blitz, you raise both of the last two criteria, making you much more likely to receive guild benefits while in town!

This is hard for us, as we are a smaller guild, but every now and then we pop up with influence in Beerburgh, which is always cause for celebration! Remember, the more dedicated members of our guild that participate in the Beerburgh Blitz, the more influence we will gain in town and the faster we will gain it – meaning more benefits for all members more often! Every encourage, punish, or miracle helps. If you happen to get a diary entry from the encourage or punish featuring our guild name while in Beerburgh (like the two above), post it in our Guild Council to show your proud participation in the Beerburgh Blitz!

So be a proud guild supporter and participate in the Beerburgh Blitz!

Peak percentage in Beerburgh to the Blitz: 18%, Highest guild at the time in Beerburgh by 5%!


Peak Guild Pantheon Ranks

  • Unity: 9
  • Popularity: 9
  • Aggressiveness/Duelery: 13
  • Adventure: 43


Guild Leaders

Here we list the past elected guild leaders for the historical record.

  1.  TheGourdGod  – led from 1/9/15 to 4/9/15
  2.  NebulousOne  – led from 4/23/15 to 8/21/15
  3.  Buffycar  – led from 9/4/15 to 1/2/16
  4.  Peterg  – led from 1/16/16 to 5/17/16
  5.  Hades42  – led from 5/30/16 to 9/27/16
  6.  NebulousOne  – led from 10/11/16 to 2/8/17
  7.  TheGourdGod  – led from 2/22/17 to 6/23/17
  8.  NebulousOne  – led from 7/8/17 to 11/9/17
  9.  Buffycar  – led from 11/20/17 to 3/21/18
  10.  BAEOS  – led from 4/9/18 to 8/7/18
  11.  NebulousOne  – led from 8/22/18 to 12/19/18
  12.  Ambramen  – led from 1/4/19 to 3/6/19 (leader left guild…)
  13.  Peterg  – led from 3/21/19 to 7/19/19
  14.  NebulousOne  – led from 8/4/19 to current


Famous Heroes of Skeatseria

These are the members of Skeatseria Lodge who have graced the Famous Heroes section of the cover of the Godville Times:

 Cleo  - Master rank - Day 711 g.e.
 Benedictia  - Recruit rank - Day 728 g.e.
 TheGourdGod  - Regent rank - Day 1067 g.e.
 TheGourdGod  - Prophet rank - Day 1279 g.e.
 TheGourdGod  - Prophet rank - Day 1281 g.e.
 TheGourdGod  - Prophet rank - Day 1414 g.e.
 TheGourdGod  - Prophet rank - Day 1451 g.e.
 PhaZutes  - Honorary recognition - Day 1475 g.e.
For being one of the founding members though not active at the time, yet still recognizing us via motto. He is back with us now.
 TheGourdGod  - Brewmaster rank - Day 1796 g.e.
 TheGourdGod  - Brewmaster rank - Day 1807 g.e.
 NebulousOne  - Brewmaster rank - Day 1946 g.e.
 TheGourdGod  - Brewmaster rank - Day 2086 g.e.
 Pistoleakoll  - Follower rank - Day 2093 g.e.
 Almighty god of Ice  - Brewmaster rank - Day 2137 g.e.
 TheGourdGod  - Brewmaster rank - Day 2372 g.e.
 TheGourdGod  - Brewmaster rank - Day 2400 g.e.
 Chesusaurus Rex  - Regent rank - Day 2710 g.e.
 TheGourdGod  - Brewmaster rank - Day 2822 g.e.
 TheGourdGod  - Lodgemaster rank - Day 3187 g.e.
 TheGourdGod  - Lodgemaster rank - Day 3214 g.e.
 TheGourdGod  - Lodgemaster rank - Day 3386 g.e.
 Chesusaurus Rex  - Lodgemaster rank - Day 3431 g.e.

Guild Members' Medals Earned

This shows all medals earned by Skeatseria Lodge members while a member of the guild.

To view, click the [Expand] button.

Note: These list only includes members whose medals were earned while they were in the guild, not members who joined after they already had their medals.

Guild Members' Temples Completed

Below is the list of all Skeatseria Lodge members who have completed their temples. They are listed chronologically along with the hero's level, age, and guild rank at time of completion.

Number Date Completed God Name Hero Level Hero Age Guild Rank
1 7/20/12  TheGourdGod  Level 48 10 months Matriarch
2 10/31/12  PhaZutes  Level 51 13 months Patriarch
3 11/19/12  Iak Sakkath  Level 55 18 months Grand Master
4 11/22/12  Taymar  Level 57 26 months Follower
5 11/24/12  Buffycar  Level 53 15 months Hierarch
6 11/26/12  Skeatsie  Level 53 14 months Matriarch
7 12/4/12  Jen2000ua  Level 53 15 months Patriarch
8 12/8/12  BattleSwine  Level 54 15 months Recruit
9 1/18/13  The Reg  Level 53 16 months Patriarch
10 2/7/13  Goddess lisa rathka  Level 55 16 months Patriarch
11 2/25/13  The God of Players  Level 55 18 months Patriarch
12 3/9/13  Minky  Level 52 12 months Matriarch
13 3/11/13  BAEOS  Level 55 18 months Patriarch
14 4/28/13  DaveQat  Level 56 19 months Follower
15 7/5/13  Duncanthescouse  Level 53 16 months Regent
16 7/25/13  Lei-arel  Level 56 22 months Prophet
17 8/14/13  NebulousOne  Level 54 22 months Patriarch
18 8/18/13  Peterg  Level 53 18 months Cardinal
19 8/24/13  WarBee  Level 58 36 months Follower
20 11/7/13  Inmd  Level 55 22 months Prophet
21 2/14/14  Almighty god of Ice  Level 52 12 months Patriarch
22 6/29/14  Mandra  Level 53 22 months Recruit
23 9/1/14  Fosnorgh  Level 52 13 months Hierarch
24 9/12/14  Ardebar  Level 54 40 months (!) Grand Master (though a prophet before a mishap dropped him out of the guild temporarily...)
25 11/4/14  Cannablunt  Level 53 23 months Master
26 9/27/15  Sir Punzalot Du Puns  Level 49 11 months Hierarch
27 11/18/15  Almighty Ceiling Cat  Level 39 4 months Grand Master
28 12/13/15  Dustystrz  Level 47 11 months Hierarch
29 1/20/16  Hades42  Level 49 10 months Patriarch
30 2/8/16  FeRDNYC  Level 49 12 months Patriarch
31 2/15/16  Stormlord of Power  Level 51 14 months Master
32 3/22/16  Chesusaurus Rex  Level 46 7 months Master
33 4/13/16  Querbus The Almighty  Level 51 18 months Patriarch
34 6/8/16  Amthea  Level 48 12 months Hierarch
35 6/10/16  Cureuil  Level 49 14 months Master
36 6/13/16  Almighty Hammer  Level 49 14 months Patriarch
37 8/26/16  Scaige  Level 47 17 months Matriarch
38 10/26/16  Avihu  Level 50 15 months Regent
39 12/23/16  Skinjob  Level 50 71 months Cardinal
40 9/8/18  Sehitam Hitam  Level 50 36 months Grand Master
41 12/11/18  Taroun the Assassin  Level 55 44 months Intern
42 3/4/19  Controlp  Level 55 3 months Advisor

Guild Members' Level 30 Pets

Below is the list of all Skeatseria Lodge members who have earned a pet medal by raising a pet to level 30. They are listed chronologically along with the pet's name and species, hero's level, age, and guild rank at the time the pet medal was earned. If a god raised multiple level 30 pets, they are listed under them after their first pet.

Number Date Earned God Name Pet Name and Species Hero Level Hero Age Guild Rank
1 9/23/12  TheGourdGod  Trojan Horse Pinky (arked) Level 51 12 months Matriarch
Satan Claus Krampus (arked)
Dreaded Gazebo Ericslayer (arked)
Inner Demon Anitla (arked)
Terror Bull Dreadcow (arked)
Thesaurus Rex Synonodon (arked)
2 2/4/13  Jen2000ua  Heffalump Sven Level 57 17 months Patriarch
3 4/28/13  Buffycar  Heffalump Tigger (released) Level 61 20 months Patriarch
Alpha Centaur Tigger (released)
Gummy Wyrm Spot (arked)
Satan Claus Nessie (arked)
Hyper Lynx Buck (arked)
Thesaurus Rex Fido
4 5/4/13  Skeatsie  Solar Bear Felix Level 61 20 months Regent
5 8/19/13  Iak Sakkath  Heffalump Bolt Level 66 28 months Patriarch
6 11/23/13  Brandondagel  Double Dragon Felix Level 70 25 months Hierarch
7 12/21/13  Minky  Double Dragon Simba Level 64 22 months Prophet
8 12/31/13  Peterg  Solar Bear Fang (released) Level 59 22 months Hierarch
Alpha Centaur Timon (released)
Alpha Centaur Rurik (arked)
9 1/7/14  NebulousOne  Solar Bear Gleep (released) Level 63 26 months Regent
Hyper Lynx Scratchy (arked)
Alpha Centaur Horsey (arked)
Gummy Wyrm Willy (arked)
Hyper Lynx Boltz (arked)
Dreaded Gazebo Zeebo
10 11/15/14  The God of Players  Alpha Centaur Tigger Level 73 39 months Prophet
11 7/18/15  Ardebar  Heffalump Nessie Level 64 51 months Patriarch
12 9/14/15  BAEOS  Gummy Wyrm Shelby (arked) Level 82 48 months Brewmaster
Philosoraptor Timon (arked)
13 12/23/15  Lin Wan Er  Talking Donkey Pinky Level 52 10 months Grand Master
14 1/18/16  Almighty god of Ice  Philosoraptor Boo Level 76 35 months Brewmaster
15 5/23/16  Hades42  Biowolf Felix (released) Level 56 14 months Patriarch
Double Dragon Gleep
16 7/4/16  Almighty Ceiling Cat  Bipolar Bear Sven Level 57 12 months Patriarch
17 5/23/16  Chesusaurus Rex  Biowolf Scrat Level 34 13 months Cardinal
18 8/25/16  PhaZutes  ??? Level 76 58 months Brewmaster
19 12/12/16  Cannablunt  Grounded Hog Jeff Level 72 35 months Brewmaster
20 3/4/17  Almighty Hammer  Solar Bear Toto Level 59 22 months Grand Master
21 4/11/17  FeRDNYC  ???[notes 1] Level 64 26 months Brewmaster
22 6/4/19  Mole Tudor  ??? Level 77 39 months Patriarch
23 10/21/19  Controlp  Dandy Lion Stubby Level 63 13 months Lodgemaster

Guild Members' Arks Completed

Below is the list of all Skeatseria Lodge members who have completed their arks. They are listed chronologically along with the hero's level, age, and guild rank at time of completion.

Number Date Completed God Name Hero Level Hero Age Guild Rank
1 10/5/14  TheGourdGod  Level 88 37 months Prophet
2 6/19/15  NebulousOne  Level 78 44 months Brewmaster
3 6/30/15  Buffycar  Level 85 46 months Brewmaster
4 7/31/15  BAEOS  Level 81 47 months Brewmaster
5 9/29/15  Peterg  Level 76 43 months Brewmaster
6 11/7/15  Almighty god of Ice  Level 78 33 months Brewmaster
7 2/12/16  The God of Players  Level 78 54 months Brewmaster
8 8/25/16  PhaZutes  Level 79 59 months Prophet
9 9/9/16  Lin Wan Er  Level 69 18 months Patriarch
10 12/12/16  Cannablunt  Level 73 48 months Prophet
11 5/11/17  Ardebar  Level 69 71 months (technically not in the guild at the time, but popped back soon after as he usually does)
12 6/24/17  Almighty Ceiling Cat  Level 68 24 months Chief Master
13 7/4/17  Hades42  Level 73 28 months Brewmaster
14 7/19/17  Chesusaurus Rex  Level 75 22 months Patriarch
15 9/9/17  Stormlord of Power  Level 70 33 months Regent
16 10/27/17  FeRDNYC  Level 71 31 months Brewmaster
17 3/27/18  Almighty Hammer  Level 71 35 months Prophet
18 10/18/18  Mole Tudor  Level 71 31 months Cardinal

Guild Members' Pairs Completed

Below is the list of all Skeatseria Lodge members who have collected 1,000 pairs for their ark. They are listed chronologically along with the hero's level, age, and guild rank at time of completion.

Number Date Completed God Name Hero Level Hero Age Guild Rank
1 12/25/17  TheGourdGod  Level 111 75 months Brewmaster
2 1/26/18  Almighty god of Ice  Level 98 60 months Brewmaster
3 1/31/18  NebulousOne  Level 99 75 months Brewmaster
4 2/1/18  Buffycar  Level 102 77 months Brewmaster
5 5/9/18  BAEOS  Level 98 83 months Brewmaster
6 11/14/18  PhaZutes  Level 100 86 months Lodgemaster
7 11/26/19  Peterg  Level 98 93 months Lodgemaster

Guild Members' Bosses Awakened

Below is the list of all Skeatseria Lodge members who have awakened bosses. They are listed chronologically along with the boss’ name and power, hero's level, age, and guild rank at time of completion.

Number Date Completed God Name Boss Name and Power Hero Level Hero Age Guild Rank
1 7/27/18  TheGourdGod  Thug-of-war @ 245% Level 114 82 months Brewmaster
2 7/28/18  NebulousOne  Hellevangelist @ 162% Level 102 81 months Brewmaster
Tinkerhell @ 265%
3 ???  Almighty god of Ice  Arrestocrat @ 62% ??? ??? Brewmaster
4 ???  PhaZutes  Dungeon Sweeper @ 50% ??? ??? Brewmaster


Guild Members' Shops Opened

Below is the list of all Skeatseria Lodge members who have saved 30,000,000 coins to retire and open up shop in Godville. They are listed chronologically along with their store’s name, the hero's level, age, and guild rank at time of completion.

Number Date Completed God Name Store Name Hero Level Hero Age Guild Rank
1 7/27/18  TheGourdGod  Thousand Things Level 114 82 months Brewmaster


Reasons to Drop by your Local Pub

  1. Finished a quest! Drop by to celebrate!
  2. Died. Again. That's the third time this week. That calls for a drink.
  3. Just leveled up! Buy a round for the whole pub!
  4. Have no Godpower left to influence your hero and keep running away from fights like a coward? Time to calm your nerves with a beer.
  5. Won a skirmish and got tons of money and loot! I'm buying all night!
  6. Lost yet another arena battle because you don't pay for charges. Drink those problems away!
  7. Got new and dramatically better equipment! Gotta drink at least one for that.
  8. Bought worse equipment than you already had. Gotta drink well more than one to get the taste of that idiocy out of your mouth.
  9. Was shut down for the 732nd time when trying to get a date in town. Gonna be at the bar all night!
  10. Successfully got a date! Yeah, quit lying to yourself and drink up.
  11. Got five golden bricks in a day! Drinks are on you!
  12. Just lost a golden brick to a Deus ex machina - and you had only gotten two in the entire week before it. Bottoms up!


The is just a small sample of reasons - if you have more, post them at our Forum Headquarters!

Guild Song

As composed by  Skeatsie  to the tune of I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles cheer from Green Street Hooligans:

We're forever drinking beer
To wash away our woes
I broke brick eight
To lose is my fate
And now I cannot find a date
Beer is the cause and solution
To all of life's problems
We're forever drinking beer
To wash away our woes
Skeatseria!
Skeatseria!

Drinking Pantheons

Here we list the proud drinking accomplishments of our heroes and heroines during their time in Godville.

The only rules for this list:

  • The submitted entry HAS to be about drinking - no pubs with no beer, no meals at taverns and obviously no wishing wells, new coin bags, pet treatments, or the like. Having fun at a bar DOES count as drinking.
  • To get on this list, the entry must be posted at our Forum Headquarters.
  • One does not have to be a member of the Skeatseria Lodge to get on this list - we accept entries from all guilds as long as they are posted in our forum. Guilds are listed next to the god names.
  • Only the highest entry for each person will be listed per pantheon, so no person is listed multiple times in one Pantheon, though they may be listed once in each Pantheon.
  • Note: posts from the Guild Council will NOT be posted up here. Again, the drinking entry has to be posted at our Forum Headquarters.

Only the Top 10 are listed by default. To see the rest, click the [Expand] button beneath the top 10.

So without further ado:


The Pantheon of Inebriation

Here we celebrate the top 50 temple owners who have drank the most in one sitting.

Rank Name Entry
1  Jimbob64  of E.I.S. Eternal 01:11: Since you are too drunk to understand what I’m about to tell you now, I’ll be taking 104739 gold coins from your bag for the cost of all your ruckus tonight. -Tavern Owner
2  Your Ex Girlfriend  of Guild Name 09:02: Attended an Alcoholics Unanimous meeting at the “The Drunken Clam” last night. Don’t remember too much about it, but judging by the fact that I woke up face-down in a gutter with 59109 gold coins missing from my bag, I think it must have gone pretty well.
3  SourceRunner  of E.I.S. Eternal 10:42: Thought about trying to earn some money with a get rich quick scheme. Decided to invest 57923 coins in a get drunk quick scheme instead. Hello, tavernkeep!
4  SBFH  of Blue Feather 12:14 Had some fun at “The Battle Toad.” Spent 56124 coins.
5  Sniper404  of Godville's Regiment 02:02: Tried to make up for my misdeeds by spending 37741 coins at a charity shop. “The Drunken Clam” is a charity, right?
6  Para Bolus  of Band of Rejects 22:11: Had some fun at “The Battle Toad.” Spent 35483 gold coins.
7  Kingdada  of usual suspects 07:07: Stopped at the tavern on my way to the bank. Forgot about the bank and deposited 34788 coins into the tavern instead.
8  Mapk  of Harvest Moon 03:05: Restored balance to the poverty gap by donating a few gold coins to a beggar. Felt proud and treated myself to 33675 coins worth of drinking at a high end pub.
9  Naturalblondechick  of sowing Sun 09:42: The waiting line at the bank was an hour long! I got impatient and went to the pub instead, where the wait was only three minutes. Spent 32819 gold coins reducing my stress level.
10  TheGourdGod  of Skeatseria Lodge 10:48: Had a hot date last night, or at least I think I did. I can’t remember a thing, but 32021 gold coins are missing from my wallet, so it must have been pretty awesome!
Rank Name Entry
11  Benign Neglect  of Guild Name 06:05: Exchanged 29618 gold coins for something golden, fulfilling, and starts with “b”. I hope the Almighty thinks I’m talking about bricks.
12  Prymevil  of LeeGion 02:47: I bought the whole town a bunch of drinks. It only cost 28943 coins! What a bargain. I just wish I could remember it.
13  Hairplug4men  of Harvest Moon 09:19: I vaguely recall being at the pub, drinking booze, and even more booze… But that’s all I can remember. Now I’m missing 28868 gold coins from my pouch. My Lord, I really should give up drinking.
14  Xzzwxs  of Guild Name 05:26: Investing into a long term retirement plan would be the wise and prudent thing to do, but that’s just so not me. Invested 28508 coins on a short term binge drinking plan instead.
15  Morrigan Dahlia  of Guild Name 05:53: Consolidated all my frivolous expenditures of 25681 coins into one convenient payment to the tavern.
16  Lord Ignatz  of League of Adjudicators 10:35: I left the hospital and noticed I was 25293 gold coins short. I assume I had a really good time last night.
17  The ANT  of Gnomeland Security 10:44: Had some fun at “The Rusty Goblin.” Spent 23911 coins.
18  Capricciosa  of Guild Name 11:19: Tried to make up for my misdeeds by spending 23341 coins at a charity shop. “Khaki-colored Dragon” is a charity, right?
19  Omgimissed  of Blue Feather 05:01: Had a hot date last night, or at least I think I did. I can’t remember a thing, but 22789 gold coins are missing from my wallet, so it must have been pretty awesome!
20  Royal Highness  of Blue Feather 04:41: Asked “What’s a hero gotta do to get a beer around here?” Apparently spending 22403 gold coins was the answer.
21  PadmeLupin  of Guild Name 03:02: Tried to make up for my misdeeds by spending 22199 coins at a charity shop. “The Mended Drum” is a charity, right?
22  Zoson  of Harvest Moon 06:03: Attended an Alcoholics Unanimous meeting at the “Space Bar” last night. Don’t remember too much about it, but judging by the fact that I woke up face-down in a gutter with 19994 coins missing from my bag, I think it must have gone pretty well.
23  Artsonian  of Blue Feather 11:20: Restored balance to the poverty gap by donating a few gold coins to a beggar. Felt proud and treated myself to 19740 gold coins worth of drinking at a high end pub.
24  Ghost of Clive Chive  of Lost Pantheon of Progressive Vikings ??:??: The barkeeper kept trying to tell me I had enough to drink every time I ordered another beer. Spent 18638 coins proving him wrong again and again.
25  Epoch  of Guild Name 12:23: Thinking of my retirement, I was very frugal all day. Being so proud of myself, I celebrated by buying everyone drinks for 18378 gold coins.
26  J-bird  of Blue Feather 23:35: Had a good time at a crummy joint called “Boatmurdered”. Lost 17994 coins.
27  Belgaleen  of Guild Name 10:43: Had some fun at the ‘Space Bar.’ Spent 16730 gold coins.
28  Mad Tanzy  of Guild Name 02:54: Thought about trying to earn some money with a get rich quick scheme. Decided to invest 16297 gold coins in a get drunk quick scheme instead. Hello, tavernkeep!
29  AdamShi  of Guild Name 05:49: Had a hot date last night, or at least I think I did. I can’t remember a thing, but 15544 coins are missing from my wallet, so it must have been pretty awesome!
30  Nexus  of League of Adjudicators 10:59: Bravely slew some brain cells in the local tavern, costing me only 15522 coins.
31  Phraea  of Godville's Regiment 09:58: Asked “What’s a hero gotta do to get a beer around here?” Apparently spending 14695 gold coins was the answer.
32  Ursina  of Blue Feather 06:33: I bought the whole town a bunch of drinks. It only cost 13835 gold coins! What a bargain. I just wish I could remember it.
33  Mistress of Science  of Harvest Moon 23:30: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor… and a tab for 13372 coins to go with it.
34  Raindropstop  of League of Adjudicators 03:49: Restored balance to the poverty gap by donating one gold coin to a beggar. Felt proud and treated myself to 13303 gold coins worth of drinking at a high end pub.
35  Firegod369  of Blue Feather 10:35: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor… and a tab for 12458 gold coins to go with it.
36  Buffycar  of Skeatseria Lodge 03:26: Attended an Alcoholics Unanimous meeting at the “The Rusty Goblin” last night. Don’t remember too much about it, but judging by the fact that I woke up face down in a gutter with 12021 gold coins missing from my bag, I think it must have gone pretty well.
37  Anonymouse  of Harvest Moon 06:43: Spent 11968 coins at the tavern, causing me to question the role beer plays in my life. Specifically, is it a large enough role?
38  Tarsius  of Guild Name 08:30: Had a good time at a crummy joint called ‘The Rusty Goblin’. Lost 11100 coins.
39  Amanda83  of Blue Feather 10:09: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor… and a tab for 10977 gold coins to go with it.
40  Gruntfuttock  of Lost Pantheon of Progressive Vikings 09:47: Took a shot in the dark. Then a couple in the light. Spent 9979 gold coins at “Khaki-colored Dragon.”
41  Samuel Vimes  of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch 06:47: Had some fun at “The Mended Drum.” Spent 9870 gold coins.
42  CRogers  of Guild Name 03:04: Thought about building an extension to your temple, Mighty One. Thought it would be easier to spend 9518 gold coins on beer, and build an extension to my gut instead.
43  Lester T Almighty  of Guild Name ??:??: Restored balance to the poverty gap by donating few gold coins to a beggar. Felt proud and treated myself to 8169 gold coins worth of drinking at a high end pub.
44  Christie Ashlyn  of Knights who say Ni 04:08: Stopped at the tavern on my way to the bank. Forgot about the bank and deposited 7530 gold coins into the tavern instead.
45  DrOg  of Guild Name 21:31: I vaguely recall being at the pub, drinking booze, and even more booze… But that’s all I can remember. Now I’m missing 7330 coins from my pouch. My Lord, I really should give up drinking.
46  Prosnoopy  of Guild Name 10:29: Attended an Alcoholics Unanimous meeting at the Khaki-colored Dragon last night. Don’t remember too much about it, but judging by the fact that I’ve woken up face down in a gutter and that 7101 gold coins are missing, I think it must have gone pretty well.
47  LHR Bad Karma  of League of Adjudicators 19:32: Bravely slew some brain cells in the local tavern, costing me only 6743 coins.
48  Little Ghost  of Open Bar 01:18: Stopped at the tavern on my way to the bank. Forgot about the bank and deposited 5900 coins into the tavern instead.
49  Queen Ant  of Lucky God Casino ??:??: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor… and a tab for 5629 gold coins to go with it.
50  Kons  of Guild Name 00:46: Stopped at the tavern on my way to the bank. Forgot about the bank and deposited 5308 coins into the tavern instead.


The Pantheon of Drunkards

Here we celebrate the top 50 non-temple owners who have drank the most in one sitting.

Rank Name Entry
1  Cross-eyed  of Blue Feather 09:51: Stumbled on a meeting of anonymous heroes sitting in a circle and talking about how long it’s been since their last drink. Felt sorry for them, and spent 27528 gold coins buying them all beer.
2  Azzip  of sowing Sun 11:07: A friend suggested I might stand a better chance if I went to a singles’ bar rather than hanging out with the usual crowd at the tavern, so I did. Strangely, I ended up with exactly the same people and spent the usual 17978 coins.
3  Prymevil  of LeeGion 02:43: Was going to throw more money away at the tavern, but thought better of it and spent 15467 gold coins on beer there instead.
4  Fosnorgh  of Skeatseria Lodge 10:26: A fellow bar patron promised to teach me the secrets of fools and their gold being soon parted if I bought her drinks all night. Spent 14693 coins but had one too many myself and forgot what I learnt.
5  Alice A  of Esoteric Order of d'Eggon 10:02: Attended an Alcoholics Unanimous meeting at the “Shepherd’s Stuff” last night. Don’t remember too much about it, but judging by the fact that I woke up face-down in a gutter with 14085 gold coins missing from my bag, I think it must have gone pretty well.
6  Simplicissimus  of Harvest Moon 03:44: Can’t remember a thing from last night’s session in “The Mended Drum”. Must’ve been good as I’ve just woke up in a bamboo grove… with two confused looking moles… and 13860 gold coins missing.
7  Firegod369  of Blue Feather 17:27: The barkeeper kept trying to tell me I had enough to drink every time I ordered another beer. Spent 10969 coins proving him wrong again and again.
8  The Only Good God  of E.I.S. Eternal 01:43: Converted 10720 gold coins into beer using alchemy. Then converted my sobriety into drunkenness.
9  Spirytus  of CrushedSkullsGuild ??:??: Seems I lost 10189 gold coins at the bar last night. Guess I’ll have to keep going back until I find it.
10  Jimbob64  of Knights who say Ni 07:12: Had some fun at “Molotov’s Cocktail Bar.” Spent 10137 gold coins.
Rank Name Entry
11  Barrasci  of Guardians of the Arx 12:00 Restored balance to the poverty gap by donating a few gold coins to a beggar. Felt proud and treated myself to 10077 coins worth of drinking at a high end pub.
12  Ursina  of Blue Feather 11:09: Had a good time at a crummy joint called “The Mended Drum”. Lost 9813 coins.
13  Drop Bear  of Order of the Monster God 11:00: I vaguely recall being at the pub, drinking booze, and even more booze… But that’s all I can remember. Now I’m missing 9412 coins from my pouch. My Lord, I really should give up drinking.
14  Phraea  of Godville's Regiment 06:40: Was going to throw some more money away in the tavern, but thought I’d be better off spending 7905 gold coins on beer there instead.
15  Anonymouse  of Harvest Moon 03:42: The barkeeper kept trying to tell me I had enough to drink every time I ordered another beer. Spent 7468 gold coins proving him wrong again and again.
16  MasterOfShadows  of Guild Name 09:00: Had some fun at “Shepherd’s Stuff.” Spent 7350 gold coins.
17  Queen Ant  of Lucky God Casino ??:??: Ran into some of my buddies from Lucky God Casino. We went out for a long night of drinking, sharing stories and bawling songs. It was a good time… until they stuck me with the bill for 7326 coins.
18  Raindropstop  of League of Adjudicators 23:47: Bought some party supplies and beer for 6762 coins. Now I’m prepared for further questing, Great One.
19  Morrigan Dahlia  of Guild Name 06:30: Stopped at the tavern on my way to the bank. Forgot about the bank and deposited 6746 gold coins into the tavern instead.
20  Zist  of Guild Name 18:07: I bought the whole town a bunch of drinks. It only cost 6427 gold coins! What a bargain. I just wish I could remember it.
21  Molly the G  of Skeatseria Lodge 04:46: Everyone was excited when Space Bar announced free beer in honor of Skeatseria Lodge. By the time I got there, all they had left was the bill for 6313 coins.
22  PhaZutes  of Skeatseria Lodge 19:46: Stopped at the tavern on my way to the bank. Forgot about the bank and deposited 5964 coins into the tavern instead.
23  Freerider  of Lucky God Casino 10:50: Had a hot date last night, or at least I think I did. I can’t remember a thing, but 5779 coins are missing from my wallet, so it must have been pretty awesome!
24  Goddess Shelleron  of Zombie Hunters 09:46: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor… and a tab for 5627 gold coins to go with it.
25  Naturalblondechick  of sowing Sun 09:42: Had some fun at “Khaki-colored Dragon.” Spent 5410 coins.
26  The m1ghty  of Blue Feather 01:28: I bought the whole town a bunch of drinks. It only cost 5267 gold coins! What a bargain. I just wish I could remember it.
27  PadmeLupin  of Guild Name 19:23: Bravely slew some brain cells in the local tavern, costing me only 5028 gold coins.
28  Ceccetticat  of Harvest Moon 04:11: I bought the whole town a bunch of drinks. It only cost 4928 gold coins! What a bargain. I just wish I could remember it.
29  Treasure Boss  of Slaves to Armok 02:53: Bravely slew some brain cells in the local tavern, costing me only 4824 coins.
30  Taquitos  of Tundra Expedition Society 05:45: Had a good time at a crummy joint called ‘Khaki-colored Dragon’. Lost 4756 coins.
31  Xzzwxs  of Guild Name 23:47: Had some fun at “Shepherd’s Stuff.” Spent 4428 coins.
32  Ghost of Clive Chive  of Mother North 05:02: Had a good time at a crummy joint called ‘Shepherd’s Stuff’. Lost 4405 coins.
33  Buffycar  of Skeatseria Lodge 16:47: Bought some party supplies and beer for 4396 gold coins. Now I’m prepared for further questing, Soul Supreme.
34  Potato Soup  of Blue Feather 00:02: I vaguely recall being at the pub, drinking booze, and even more booze… But that’s all I could remember. Now I’m missing 4329 gold coins from my purse. My Lady, I really should give up drinking. My hero’s personal record. Not so sure if I should be proud…
35  Minky  of Skeatseria Lodge 01:57: Ran into some of my buddies from Skeatseria Lodge. We went out for a long night of drinking, sharing stories and bawling songs. It was a good time… until they stuck me with the bill for 4253 gold coins.
36  CRogers  of Guild Name 23:59: Stopped at the tavern on my way to the bank. Forgot about the bank and deposited 4072 coins at the tavern instead.
37  TheGourdGod  of Skeatseria Lodge 02:54: Was going to throw some more money away at the tavern, but thought better of it and spent 3729 gold coins on beer there instead.
38  Dragolord  of Guardians of the Arx 11:24: Was going to throw some more money away in the tavern, but thought I’d be better off spending 3428 coins on beer there instead.
39  AdamShi  of Guild Name 16:53: Had some fun at “Shepherd’s Stuff.” Spent 3207 coins.
40  Rachel Barbra Berry  of Guild Name 12:56: Bravely slew some brain cells in the local tavern, costing me only 2956 coins.
41  Goram  of Guild Name 07:48: Bought some party supplies and beer for 2833 gold coins. Now I’m prepared for further questing, Omnipotent One.
42  ArtemisRZ  of Harvest Moon 09:42: Had a hot date last night, or at least I think I did. I can’t remember a thing, but 2827 gold coins are missing from my wallet, so it must have been pretty awesome!
43  Mabna  of Guild Name 06:20: Consolidated all my frivolous expenditures of 2811 coins into one convenient payment to the tavern.
44  The Reg  of Skeatseria Lodge 20:05: Since you are too drunk to understand what I’m about to tell you now, I’ll be taking 2706 gold coins from your bag for the cost of all your ruckus tonight. -Tavern Owner
45  Skeatsie  of Skeatseria Lodge 20:04: Had a hot date last night, or at least I think I did. I can’t remember a thing, but 2671 gold coins are missing from my wallet, so it must have been pretty awesome!
46  Ardebar  of Skeatseria Lodge 10:31: Had some fun at “Progress Bar.” Spent 2618 gold coins.
47  Prosnoopy  of Guild Name 12:04: Was going to throw some more money away at the tavern, but thought better of it and spent 2385 gold coins on beer there instead.
48  Ekleipein  of Guild Name 11:57: Had a hot date last night, or at least I think I did. I can’t remember a thing, but 2260 coins are missing from my wallet, so it must have been pretty awesome!
49  Lupinelord  of Ankh-Morpork City Watch 08:44: Attended an Alcoholics Unanimous meeting at the “Shepherd’s Stuff” last night. Don’t remember too much about it, but judging by the fact that I woke up face-down in a gutter with 2219 coins missing from my bag, I think it must have gone pretty well.
50  Thanatos1393  of Guild Name 10:10: I bought the whole town a bunch of drinks. It only cost 2134 coins! What a bargain. I just wish I could remember it.

And just for good measure, an honorable mention for a momentous pre-temple money-wasting entry, albeit on gambling rather than booze, though it still took place at taverns!

Rank Name Entry
1  Kehldar  of Guild Name 17:19: Lost 22077 gold coins playing tic-tac-toe with a guy in a tavern. Oh, these taverns!


The Pantheon of Lightweights

Here we celebrate those who have drank the least in one sitting. Note: only totals 15 coins and under will be listed. Ties go to the first who posted each total.

Rank Name Entry
1  Bobbins  of ℭαmelot ✠ 03:34: I vaguely recall being at the pub, drinking booze, and even more booze... But that's all I can remember. Now I'm missing 0 gold coins from my purse. My Lady, I really should give up drinking.
2  TheGourdGod  of Skeatseria Lodge 17:20: Had a hot date last night, or at least I think I did. I can't remember a thing, but 1 gold coin are missing from my wallet, so it must have been pretty awesome!
2  Potato Soup  of Blue Feather 09:52: I left the hospital and noticed I was 1 gold coin short. I assume I had a really good time last night. Yup, must have been a real good night.
2  MTKnife  of Guild Name 21:51: I left the hospital and noticed I was 1 gold coin short. I assume I had a really good time last night.
2  Raindropstop  of League of Adjudicators 02:25: Bought some party supplies and beer for 1 gold coin. Now I’m prepared for further questing, Soul Supreme.
2  Xzzwxs  of Guild Name 14:36: I bought the whole town a bunch of drinks. It only cost 1 gold coin! What a bargain. I just wish I could remember it.
2  Buffycar  of Skeatseria Lodge 01:46: Bravely slew some brain cells in the local tavern, costing me only 1 gold coin.
2  Prosnoopy  of Guild Name 09:43: Had some fun at “Progress Bar.” Spent 1 coin.
2  Belle15  of Blue Moon 21:52: Bought some party supplies and beer for 1 gold coin. Now I’m prepared for further questing, Mighty One.
2  Marianela  of no guild 11:09: Had a good time at a crummy joint called ‘Progress Bar’. Lost 1 gold coin.
2  Jimbob64  of Knights who say Ni 12:37: Wow, drinking all this beer is giving me a beer belly. Pretty soon I’m going to have to tap this little keg of mine. Spent 1 gold coin.
Rank Name Entry
12  Bucch  of Guild Name 08:37: Took a shot in the dark. Then a couple in the light. Spent 2 gold coins at “The Drunken Clam.”
13  LisaAlexandra  of Guild Name 08:07: Had a good time at a crummy joint called ‘The Drunken Clam’. Lost 3 gold coins.
13  Naturalblondechick  of sowing Sun 08:59: Had some fun at “Molotov’s Cocktail Bar.” Spent 3 gold coins.
13  PadmeLupin  of Guild Name 12:33: I vaguely recall being at the pub, drinking booze, and even more booze… But that’s all I can remember. Now I’m missing 3 gold coins from my purse. My Lady, I really should give up drinking.
13  Throll  of no guild 19:06: Thinking of my retirement, I was very frugal all day. Being so proud of myself, I celebrated by buying everyone drinks for 3 coins.
13  Goddess Shelleron  of Zombie Hunters 22:12: Had some fun at “The Rusty Goblin.” Spent 3 coins.
13  Knewred  of sowing Sun 03:42: The barkeeper kept trying to tell me I had enough to drink every time I ordered another beer. Spent 3 gold coins proving him wrong again and again.
19  Tarsius  of Guild Name 09:16: Bravely slayed some brain cells in the local tavern, costing me 4 coins.
19  Taquitos  of Tundra Expedition Society 10:08: Had some fun at “The Battle Toad.” Spent 4 gold coins.
21  AdamShi  of Guild Name 11:20: I left the hospital and noticed I was 5 gold coins short. I assume I had a really good time last night.
21  CRogers  of Guild Name 03:30: Had a hot date last night, or at least I think I did. I can’t remember a thing, but 5 coins are missing from my wallet, so it must have been pretty awesome!
21  Queen Ant  of Lucky God Casino ??:??: Had a hot date last night, or at least I think I did. I can’t remember a thing, but 5 coins are missing from my wallet, so it must have been pretty awesome!
24  Chocolate Mozart  of Skeatseria Lodge 03:23 I left the hospital and noticed I was 6 gold coins short. I assume I had a really good time last night.
25  The Reg  of Skeatseria Lodge 21:24: Stopped at the tavern on my way to the bank. Forgot about the bank and deposited 9 gold coins into the tavern instead.
26  PhaZutes  of Skeatseria Lodge 03:58: Took a shot in the dark. Then a couple in the light. Spent 11 gold coins at “Shepherd’s Stuff.”
26  Sniper404  of Godville's Regiment 09:37: Had a good time at a crummy joint called “Khaki-colored Dragon”. Lost 11 coins.
28  Gruntfuttock  of Lost Pantheon of Progressive Vikings 02:37: Had some fun at “Khaki-colored Dragon.” Spent 12 coins.
28  Christie Ashlyn  of Knights who say Ni 10:40: Everyone was excited when Space Bar announced free beer in honor of Knights who say Ni. By the time I got there, all they had left was the bill for 12 gold coins.
30  Belgaleen  of Guild Name 01:57: Took a shot in the dark. Then a couple in the light. Spent 15 gold coins at “Boatmurdered.”

Footnotes

  1. Funny story about this. My hero’s pet at the time reached level 30, then almost immediately got knocked out. Gaylahad, having established his uselessness when it comes to healing pets, stayed true to form and missed the healing window. Since he hadn’t yet completed his ark (was months away, in fact), I had to have him release the pet and start over with a new one. I can’t even remember its name, honestly.