Simpletown

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Towns of Godville
Simpletown
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Home milestone 5
Map code ST
Known for Good trading, expensive skills
Motto Don't be Complex

Game features

  • Better trading
  • Expensive skills

Geography

Located 5 miles from scenic Godville, Simpletown is as close to a suburb to the capital that any other city in the area. During the Winter Holiday, it cohabits the land with Laplandville, which regularly disappears afterward. It is made up of the makeshift hamlets and countrysides that dot the outskirts of the big city, which is perfect for the simple minded that call this place home.

History

In Simpletown, everything is very simple. The people are simple, their houses are simple, and their lives are simple. Nothing here is extraordinary, even the stars at night are bland. However, make a huge fuss, and the simple people will kick you out of town. No one there likes a distasteful atmosphere. This could be seen as a response to the hustle and bustle of nearby Godville, whose streets and taverns caused many nights of commotion and confusion for the simpler townfolks without a God or Hero.

The townspeople are big on agriculture. Although, they refuse to use advanced technology. To make matters worse, the average Simpleton cannot find decent education within the walls of the city-and those teachers that do live here command a hefty sum of gold. Most items found in the local stores here are handmade and command a fitting price for such artistry. Due to it's close proximity to Godville, many heroes now bring their loot and resources to Simpletown instead-where they are met with sizeable coin purses and relatively timid traders who eke out a meager existence while otherwise living in their dead-end town. This has allowed for a small but thriving community where heroes can offload their goods before reaching the big city and allows the citizens of Simpletown to continue their ordinary, boring lives; awaiting the time they get too bored to continue or until they too become heroes in their own mind.

Distinctive Features

Towns (Milestone)
Permanent Godville (0) • Simpletown (5) • Bumchester (14) • Last Resort (22) • Next Station (27) • Beerburgh (35) • Healiopolis (42) • Unsettlement (48) • Trollbridge (55) • Herowin (67) • Los Demonos (74) • El Herado (82) • Monsterdam (93) • Tradeburg (101) • Quirkytown (111) • Los Adminos (128) • Nothingham (146) • Bosswell (157) • San Satanos (176) • Egopolis (199) • Godvillewood (226) • Herolympus (251) • Dogville (287) • Anville (355) • Monstro City (404) • Bad Gateway (502) • Deville (666) • Lostway (757) • Unspecifiedistan (911) • Dessertown (1070) • Herostan (1317) • Newland(1499) • Roflopolis (?) • Heisenburg(HeisenburgMilestone.gif)
Seasonal Laplandville (9)