|Habitat||The North Pole|
|Artifact||Santa Claws bag|
|Description||Mutant fat man|
While once a good creature sent by a good god to give gifts to the good little boys and girls of the earth, he has been perverted by an evil spirit. He used to give presents to the good, now he merely feasts upon their flesh, while mainly avoiding the good in search of tasty tasty evil. Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, he now has become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws, he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatible hunger...
- He has the ability to summon mutant elfs.(who perform evil dental work upon his victims)
- Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.
- Evil zombie reindeer slaves
- Chocolate cookies
- Occasionally his wife will drag him back home
- very, very fat.