Santa Claws
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Not to be confused with Satan Claus.
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| Santa Claws | |
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| Class | Humanoid |
| Habitat | The North Pole |
| Artifact | Santa Claws bag |
| Description | Mutant fat man |
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| Tame at levels | Any |
| Features | Unknown |
He was once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, giving presents to the good boys and girls of the world, the Santa Claws has now become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws; he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatiable hunger. He used to give presents to the good; now he merely feasts upon their flesh.
Attributes
Strengths
- Can summon mutant elves who perform evil dental work upon his victims.
- Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.
- Has evil zombie reindeer slaves
- Uses lightning attack on his foes (like blanka)
- Intimidates heroes into putting their gold to good use, instead of wasting it: "Was about to spend my money on some delicious beer but constant reproachful glares from Scrat guilt-tripped me into adding 9438 coins to my retirement fund. Darn that santa claws and his moral compass!"
Weaknesses
- Chocolate chip cookies
- Milk
- Occasionally, his wife will drag him back home
- Very, VERY fat.
- Sometimes can't resist children.
- Works really hard one night a year.
- Eats items: "Was about to buy my usual haul of healing potions, then remembered Santa Claws' awful habit of eating my stuff. Bought some extra."
- Rivalry with Satan Claus
