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Pets of Godville
The North Pole|
Santa Claws bag|
Mutant fat man|
|Tame at levels
Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, giving presents to the good boys and girls of the world, the Santa Claws has now become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws; he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatiable hunger. He used to give presents to the good; now he merely feasts upon their flesh.
- Can summon mutant elves who perform evil dental work upon his victims.
- Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.
- Has evil zombie reindeer slaves
- Use lightning attack on foes (like blanka)
- Intimidate hero for buy trash and bring a good accident (07:31 AM Was about to spend my money on some delicious beer but constant reproachful glares from Scrat guilt-tripped me into adding 9438 coins to my retirement fund. Darn that santa claws and his moral compass!)
- Chocolate chip cookies
- Occasionally, his wife will drag him back home
- Very, VERY fat.