Punk Panther

From GodWiki
Jump to: navigation, search
Monsters of Godville
Punk Panther
Panthera delinquentis
Punk_panther.jpg
Class Mammalia
Habitat Metal and rock concerts.
Description Definitely not a pink panther.

The Punk Panthers (Panthera delinquentis) are sick and tired of being confused with their pink, twice-removed cousin. They're not pink and they're out to prove it. But if you have any recommendations for quality black fur dyes, they will stop to listen. Out of polite curiosity of course, nothing else.

Appearance

NOT PINK. If a heroine happens to observe a hint of pink roots growing out at the base of a Pink Punk Panther's glossy, all-natural, black fur, the she should refrain from pointing it out. Not only would it sully the Punk Panther's honor, but there wouldn't be enough left of the offender to bother burying.

Taboo aside, Punk Panthers pride themselves on their sense of style. The surest way to pacify one is to comment on its perfectly groomed mohawk, or perhaps its selection of the newest, hippest eyebrow studs. Heavy gold chains, skull paraphernalia, and an excess of rings are also common accoutrements worn by Punk Panthers.

Habitat

Heroes and heroines are unlikely to ever encounter a Punk Panther in the wild. Being head-banging music aficionados, mosh pits are their chosen territory. Six out of thirty moshing sites are currently thought to have a local Punk Panther, but most are nomadic and rove according to concert bookings. Overall population is difficult to determine as they are sneaky, nocturnal creatures. They are very territorial, however, and will fight each other for their favorite bands, gravitating toward louder, more intense events. This means there is usually only one Punk Panther per mosh pit, but a loser may continue to slink about the fringes looking for a chance to slip back into the fray.

A love of wild dancing and screamo music is not the panther's only reason for preferring crazed crowds. In the midst of chaotic throngs, a Punk Panther can blend in and rock it out with the best of them, which gives it the opportunity to watch for victims who fall[1] and get trampled by the crowd. They like their meat tenderized.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Is groovy
  • Knows shadow jutsu
  • Isn't pink anymore

Weaknesses

  • Has a nose ring
  • Hard of hearing
  • Flattered by fashion compliments

Footnotes

  1. ↑ They are not above tripping an easy-looking target either.
🍺
JanuWiki 2019
🍺
🍺  Lagers and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!  πŸΊ
Complete!
Thanks to all participants
βœ” Complete article β€’ βœ’οΈ Stub β€’ πŸ“· Picture required
Monsters
Lagers Ale-chemist βœ” πŸ» Barbeerian βœ” πŸ» Beer Cubβœ” πŸ» Beer Golem βœ” πŸ» Beer Mugger βœ” πŸ» Beerburglar βœ” πŸ» Beerkat βœ” πŸ» Beerserker βœ” πŸ» Beerwolf βœ” πŸ» Boartender βœ” πŸ» Brewpid the Reindeer βœ” πŸ» Diet Sprite βœ” πŸ» Drinkerella βœ” πŸ» Extra Dry Djinn βœ” πŸ» Methylated Spiritualist πŸ“· πŸ» Red Bull βœ” πŸ» Tea Rex βœ” πŸ» Tequila Mockingbird βœ”
Tigers Basement Cat βœ” πŸ± Bureau-cat βœ” πŸ± Fat Cat βœ” πŸ± Meowntain Cat βœ” πŸ± Neferkitty βœ” πŸ± Photocopycat βœ” πŸ± Punk Panther βœ” πŸ± Weakest Lynx βœ”
Bears Bear Minimum βœ”
Oh My! Adminotaur βœ” πŸ‹οΈ Boozerker βœ” πŸ‹οΈ Godbuster βœ” πŸ‹οΈ Thug-of-war βœ” πŸ‹οΈ Wraptor βœ”
Other Articles
Artifacts Bar tab βœ” πŸ» Beer-battered beer βœ” πŸ» Beer-scented soap βœ” πŸ» Bottle of beer from a wall βœ” πŸ» Bottle of domesticated beer βœ” πŸ» Bottle of holy ale βœ” πŸ» Can of ambrosia βœ” πŸ» Exclamation pint βœ” πŸ» β€œFree beer” ticket βœ” πŸ» Instant beer tablet βœ” πŸ» Pint of no return βœ” πŸ» Strange brewβœ” πŸ» Vanishing pint πŸ“·
Equipment Ancient cork βœ” πŸ» Awkward paws βœ” πŸ» Bear armsβœ” πŸ» Beer goggles βœ”
Quests Brew a storm in a teacup βœ” πŸ» Sit in a tavern and write fake diary entries βœ”
Skills Beer belly βœ” πŸ» Lion belch βœ”
Taverns All Inn βœ” πŸ» The Battle Toad βœ” πŸ» Caravanserai βœ” πŸ» Progress Bar βœ” πŸ» The Rumor Mill βœ” πŸ» The Sword & Sandal βœ” πŸ» The Whinery βœ”