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== Appearance ==
 
== Appearance ==
NOT PINK . If a hero happens to observe a hint of pink roots growing out at the base of a <s>Pink</s> Punk Panther's glossy, all natural black fur they should refrain from pointing it out. Not only would it sully the Punk Panther's honor but there wouldn't be enough left of the hero to bother burying.  
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NOT PINK . If anyone happens to observe a hint of pink roots growing out at the base of a <s>Pink</s> Punk Panther's glossy, all natural black fur they should refrain from pointing it out. Not only would it sully the Punk Panther's honor but there wouldn't be enough left of the offender to bother burying.  
  
 
Taboo aside, Punk Panthers pride themselves on their sense of style. The surest way to pacify one is to comment on its perfectly groomed mohawk, or perhaps its selection of the newest, hippest eyebrow studs. Heavy gold chains, skull paraphernalia, and an excess of rings are also common paraphernalia worn by Punk Panthers.  
 
Taboo aside, Punk Panthers pride themselves on their sense of style. The surest way to pacify one is to comment on its perfectly groomed mohawk, or perhaps its selection of the newest, hippest eyebrow studs. Heavy gold chains, skull paraphernalia, and an excess of rings are also common paraphernalia worn by Punk Panthers.  
  
 
==Habitat==
 
==Habitat==
A hero is unlikely to ever encounter a Punk Panther in the wild. Being head-banging music aficionados, mosh pits are their chosen territory. Six out of thirty moshing sites are currently thought to have a local Punk Panther, but most are nomadic and rove according to concert bookings. Overall population is difficult to determine as they are nocturnal, sneaky creatures. They are very territorial however and will fight each other for their favorite bands, gravitating toward louder and more intense events. This means there is usually only one Punk Panther per mosh pit, but a loser may continue to slink about the fringes looking for a chance to slip back into the fray.  
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It is unlikely to ever encounter a Punk Panther in the wild. Being head-banging music aficionados, mosh pits are their chosen territory. Six out of thirty moshing sites are currently thought to have a local Punk Panther, but most are nomadic and rove according to concert bookings. Overall population is difficult to determine as they are sneaky, nocturnal creatures. They are very territorial however and will fight each other for their favorite bands, gravitating toward louder more intense events. This means there is usually only one Punk Panther per mosh pit, but a loser may continue to slink about the fringes looking for a chance to slip back into the fray.  
  
 
The love for wild dancing and screamo music is not their only reason for preferring crazed crowds. In the midst of chaotic throngs, a Punk Panther can blend in and rock it out with the best of them. This gives them the opportunity to watch for victims who fall and get trampled by the crowd, as they like their meat tenderized. They are not above tripping an easy looking target either.
 
The love for wild dancing and screamo music is not their only reason for preferring crazed crowds. In the midst of chaotic throngs, a Punk Panther can blend in and rock it out with the best of them. This gives them the opportunity to watch for victims who fall and get trampled by the crowd, as they like their meat tenderized. They are not above tripping an easy looking target either.

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Monsters of Godville
Punk Panther
Punk_panther.jpg
Class Mammalia
Habitat Metal and rock concerts
Description definitely not a pink panther

The Punk Panther (Panthera delinquentis) is sick and tired of being confused with their pink, twiced removed cousin. They're not pink and they're out to prove it. But if you have any recommendations for quality black fur dyes, it will stop to listen. Out of polite curiosity of course, nothing else.

Appearance

NOT PINK . If anyone happens to observe a hint of pink roots growing out at the base of a Pink Punk Panther's glossy, all natural black fur they should refrain from pointing it out. Not only would it sully the Punk Panther's honor but there wouldn't be enough left of the offender to bother burying.

Taboo aside, Punk Panthers pride themselves on their sense of style. The surest way to pacify one is to comment on its perfectly groomed mohawk, or perhaps its selection of the newest, hippest eyebrow studs. Heavy gold chains, skull paraphernalia, and an excess of rings are also common paraphernalia worn by Punk Panthers.

Habitat

It is unlikely to ever encounter a Punk Panther in the wild. Being head-banging music aficionados, mosh pits are their chosen territory. Six out of thirty moshing sites are currently thought to have a local Punk Panther, but most are nomadic and rove according to concert bookings. Overall population is difficult to determine as they are sneaky, nocturnal creatures. They are very territorial however and will fight each other for their favorite bands, gravitating toward louder more intense events. This means there is usually only one Punk Panther per mosh pit, but a loser may continue to slink about the fringes looking for a chance to slip back into the fray.

The love for wild dancing and screamo music is not their only reason for preferring crazed crowds. In the midst of chaotic throngs, a Punk Panther can blend in and rock it out with the best of them. This gives them the opportunity to watch for victims who fall and get trampled by the crowd, as they like their meat tenderized. They are not above tripping an easy looking target either.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Is groovy
  • Knows shadow jutsu
  • Isn't pink anymore

Weaknesses

  • Has a nose ring
  • Hard of hearing
  • Flattered by fashion compliments
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