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| image = Punk_panther.jpg
 
| image = Punk_panther.jpg
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| description = definitely not a pink panther
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| class = Mammalia
 
| class = Mammalia
 
| habitat = Jungles and concerts
 
| habitat = Jungles and concerts
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== Appearance ==
 
== Appearance ==
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NOT PINK . If a hero happens to observe a hint of pink roots growing out at the base of a <s>Pink</s> Punk Panther's luxurious, all natural black fur they should refrain from pointing it out. Not only would it sully the Punk Panther's honor but there wouldn't be enough left of the hero to bother burying.
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Taboos aside, Punk Panther's pride themselves on their sense of style. The surest way to pacify one is to comment on its perfectly groomed mohawk or perhaps its selection of the newest, hippest nose rings.
  
==Habitat==
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==Battle strategy==
  
 
== Attributes ==
 
== Attributes ==
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* Is a lean mean fighting machine
 
* Is a lean mean fighting machine
 
* Is groovy
 
* Is groovy
* Is a cat
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* Isn't pink <s>anymore</s>
  
 
=== Weaknesses ===
 
=== Weaknesses ===
 
* Has a nose ring
 
* Has a nose ring
 
* Has a lip ring
 
* Has a lip ring
* Subdued by fashion compliments
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* Flattered by fashion compliments
  
 
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Monsters of Godville
Punk Panther
Punk_panther.jpg
Class Mammalia
Habitat Jungles and concerts
Description definitely not a pink panther

The Punk Panther (Panthera delinquentis) is sick and tired of being confused with their pink, twiced removed cousin. They're not pink and they're out to prove it. But if you have any recommendations for quality black fur dyes, it will stop to listen. Out of polite curiosity of course, nothing else. monster

Appearance

NOT PINK . If a hero happens to observe a hint of pink roots growing out at the base of a Pink Punk Panther's luxurious, all natural black fur they should refrain from pointing it out. Not only would it sully the Punk Panther's honor but there wouldn't be enough left of the hero to bother burying. Taboos aside, Punk Panther's pride themselves on their sense of style. The surest way to pacify one is to comment on its perfectly groomed mohawk or perhaps its selection of the newest, hippest nose rings.

Battle strategy

Attributes

Strengths

  • Is a lean mean fighting machine
  • Is groovy
  • Isn't pink anymore

Weaknesses

  • Has a nose ring
  • Has a lip ring
  • Flattered by fashion compliments
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