Plate-mail flip flops
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While not the most protective piece of equipment, your hero will certainly look fantastic in these beautiful shiny flip flops.
Their most useful quality is the ability to attract other heroes who are drawn to these pretties like moths to a flame. Your hero may even be able to convince them to undertake a few quests that they just can't
be bothered with find the time for.
This will also attract monsters attention. They like pretty shiny things too. Fortunately, when looking down at your shoes, you can clobber them on the neck or ear.
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