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== History ==
 
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The were considerations if Moonswines are some complimentary species to Moon Rabbits living on a cheese moons but were promply abandoned. Scientista via trials and errors surmised that Moonswine encontering a cheese in 110% instances will snack on it to some alcoholic bewerage. New theory says Moonswiens were a cause of Moon Rabbits extinction.
  
 
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If you see swine as full of herself as a moon but as wane at drinking as moon's gravity - tides are not good, as it is uncanny Moonswine!  
 
If you see swine as full of herself as a moon but as wane at drinking as moon's gravity - tides are not good, as it is uncanny Moonswine!  
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Also Moonswine riding at you from it's hiding will have a progressively larger part of its visible surface illuminated, increasing its apparent size, which gives it psychological adventage in a fight with a hero.
 
Also Moonswine riding at you from it's hiding will have a progressively larger part of its visible surface illuminated, increasing its apparent size, which gives it psychological adventage in a fight with a hero.
  
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* Other distinguishing features
 
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Looks like pig that swallowed moon. Or like a moon that has snout and hoovies. Heroes aren't very observant, so descriptions may vary. Can have big crater-like things on it's tummy.
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=== Weaknesses ===
 
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* sad when confronted with ham sandwiches
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* sensitive about it's porous complexion
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* hidden alcoholic problems
  
 
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Monsters of Godville
Moonswine
Porkus Astronomicus
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Class Unknown
Habitat rocky terrain and cheese&wine tasting
Description Unknown

Contrary to popular opinion, the Moonswine isn't harmless ham monster hailing from the Moon.


History

The were considerations if Moonswines are some complimentary species to Moon Rabbits living on a cheese moons but were promply abandoned. Scientista via trials and errors surmised that Moonswine encontering a cheese in 110% instances will snack on it to some alcoholic bewerage. New theory says Moonswiens were a cause of Moon Rabbits extinction.

Life cycle

The Moonswines tend to be rather dininutive in their first stage of life. Only thanks to excesivie eating and drinking this cute little piggy is able to urosnac to its monstous full size. The random hero witnessing it for the first time said:

It's plane! It's meteorite! No! It's... jumping Moonswine! Aaaaaargh-


  • How to recognize this monster

If you see swine as full of herself as a moon but as wane at drinking as moon's gravity - tides are not good, as it is uncanny Moonswine!

Also Moonswine riding at you from it's hiding will have a progressively larger part of its visible surface illuminated, increasing its apparent size, which gives it psychological adventage in a fight with a hero.

  • Tips for battling this monster
  • Other distinguishing features

Looks like pig that swallowed moon. Or like a moon that has snout and hoovies. Heroes aren't very observant, so descriptions may vary. Can have big crater-like things on it's tummy.



Attributes

Strengths

  • extra powerfull under moon's shine
  • quite dexterious for it's size

Weaknesses

  • sad when confronted with ham sandwiches
  • sensitive about it's porous complexion
  • hidden alcoholic problems
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