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  It's plane! It's meteorite! No! It's... jumping Moonswine! Aaaaaargh-
 
  It's plane! It's meteorite! No! It's... jumping Moonswine! Aaaaaargh-
  
You might organize some information into lists:
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* How to recognize this monster
 
* How to recognize this monster
If you see swine as full of herself as a moon but as wane at drinking as moon's gravity - beware, as it is uncanny Moonswine!  
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If you see swine as full of herself as a moon but as wane at drinking as moon's gravity - tides are not good, as it is uncanny Moonswine!  
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Also Moonswine riding at you from it's hiding will have a progressively larger part of its visible surface illuminated, increasing its apparent size, which gives it psychological adventage in a fight with a hero.
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* Tips for battling this monster
 
* Tips for battling this monster
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* Other distinguishing features
 
* Other distinguishing features
  
 
Whatever you think will be interesting and helpful to other gods, that's what you should include in your article.
 
Whatever you think will be interesting and helpful to other gods, that's what you should include in your article.
  
An Attributes section can be a good way to wrap up a monster article. It usually has two subsections: a list of Strengths, then a list of Weaknesses.
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== Attributes ==
 
== Attributes ==

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Monsters of Godville
Moonswine
Porkus Astronomicus
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Class Unknown
Habitat Unknown
Description Unknown

Contrary to popular opinion, the Moonswine isn't harmless ham monster hailing from the Moon.


History

Life cycle

The Moonswines tend to be rather dininutive in their first stage of life. Only thanks to excesivie eating and drinking this cute little piggy is able to urosnac to its monstous full size. The random hero witnessing it for the first time said:

It's plane! It's meteorite! No! It's... jumping Moonswine! Aaaaaargh-


  • How to recognize this monster

If you see swine as full of herself as a moon but as wane at drinking as moon's gravity - tides are not good, as it is uncanny Moonswine! Also Moonswine riding at you from it's hiding will have a progressively larger part of its visible surface illuminated, increasing its apparent size, which gives it psychological adventage in a fight with a hero.

  • Tips for battling this monster
  • Other distinguishing features

Whatever you think will be interesting and helpful to other gods, that's what you should include in your article.


Attributes

Strengths

  • extra powerfull under moon's shine
  • quite dexterious for it's size

Weaknesses

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