List of Equipment

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This is a list of known Equipment in Godville, initially seeded from a scan of over 49k heroes, but has been extensively updated since.

All Equipment entries have been linked to the corresponding article, so you can tell by the item's color if a descriptive page exists (Blue Text) or not (Red Text). You are encouraged to create or embellish those descriptive pages.

Spelling, punctuation and durability should reflect the real spelling, punctuation and durability used in the game — please only correct these if you have observed and verified the change. Durability may be noted as follow : lowest durability seen to highest durability seen. Any such corrections may also need to be made in several other places around the Godwiki.

Equipment Types

There are several types of Equipment, which the hero wears or wields in different ways. They are indicated by a single-letter flag in the Type column:

Flag	Interpretation
A	on Arms
B	on Body
H	on Head
L	on Legs
S	Shield
T	Talisman
W	Weapon

1

Equipment	Type	Durability
1-up mushroom	T	+32 to +33
128-bit encryption	S	+56 to +61

2

Equipment	Type	Durability
2D glasses	H	+19 to +21

8

Equipment	Type	Durability
8-bit sword	W	+33 to +36
8-inch floppy disk	S	+7

A

Equipment	Type	Durability
Abs of steel	B	+83 to +90
Achilles' heel	T	+10 to +23
Acid rock	T	+56 to +59
Acid tongue	H	+132 to +144
ACME leg-breaking boots	L	+6
Ad-blocker	S	+38 to +40
Adam's costume	B	-10 to -8
Adamantium thimble	A	+121
Adamantlers	H	+58 to +68
Admin's tambourine	T
Advertising board	S	-3
Aegis of absolute protection	S	+131 to +151
Afterlife preserver	B	+137 to +149
Albatross necklace	T	+81 to +90
Alchemist's robe	B	-2
Alchy's sword	W	+18
Alien spacesuit	B	+20 to +21
All-terrain rollerblades	L	+121
All-terrain sandals	L	-1
All-terrain slippers	L	+51
All-thumbs gloves	A	+92 to +98
All weather tire	B	+138 to +146
Alpha mail	B	+56 to +58
Amethyst collar	T
Amulet of false hope	T	+109 to +130
Amulet of industrial strength	T	+100 to +105
Amulet of omni-impotence	T	+9 to +10
Amulet of refraction	T	+5 to +6
Amulet of the Coffin Maker	T	-2
Anchor tattoos	A	+9 to +11
Ancient cork	T	-3
Ancient CPU	S	+11 to +13
Angry bird	W	+30 to +32
Animated shorts	L	+96 to +102
Anti-goliath sling	W	+26
Anti-lock brakes	L	+88 to +114
Anti-meteor helmet	H	+40 to +41
Anti-meteor umbrella	S	+9
Anti-missile active cap	H	+8
Anti-mosquito hat	H	-6
Anti-radiation suit	B	+20 to +21
Anti-trust suit	B	+112 to +116
Antibodies	B	+96 to +107
Antigravity boots	L	+86 to +90
Antimatter horn	T	+92
Antlers helmet	H	+8 to +9
Apollo's sunshade	H	+97 to +120
Arctic circle	T	+41 to +45
Armadillo shield	S	+7 to +9
Armlets of a labor teacher	A
Armlets of misfortune	A	0 to +2
Armor geddon	B	+101 to +114
Armor of Might and Magic	B	+25 to +28
Armor of night invisibility	B	+88 to +94
Armor of purity	B	+13 to +14
Armor of the Fallen Demon	B	+24
Armor of the mighty moron	B	+19 to +20
Armor of the True Chosen One	B	+57 to +61
Armored door	S	+15 to +18
Armored dunce cap	H	+5 to +10
Armored tank top	B	+83 to +91
Arrowproof kneepads	L	+125 to +135
Arrowproof vest	B	+28 to +30
Asbestos fingers	A	+82
Aspen cross	T	+34 to +36
Asteroid belt	B	+46 to +49
AT-field	S	+35 to +37
Athlete's exercise slippers	L	+1
Athlete's feet	L	+77 to +78
Atomic high boots	L	+7
Atomizer	W	+90 to +93
Attachable limbs	A	+26 to +29
Attachable tentacles	A
Augmented kevlar vest	B	+14 to +16
Automatic badaboom	W	+32 to +37
Automatic slingshot	W	+50 to +59
		+164
Autumn sleeves	A	+61 to +65
Award robe	B	+94 to +101
Awkward paws	A	+71 to +83
Axe of despotism	W	+121 to +138
Axe of headbanging	W	+23 to +26
Axe of valor	W	+95 to +97
Axecalibur	W	+134
Axes of evil	W	+43 to +47
Aye-aye cap	H	+77 to +79

B

Equipment	Type	Durability
Backpack with holes	B	-10
Bad mood ring	A	+100 to +105
Bag of runes	T	+4
Baking mitt	A	-6 to -4
Bald fur cap	H	-8 to -7
Ballpoint pen	W	+49
Banana gun	W	+19 to +21
Banhammer	W	+32
Bank vault door	S	+99 to +100
Bartenderizer	W	+87 to +92
Basilisk jaw	T	+20 to +22
Basilisk's ear	T	+1 to +2
Basilisk's foot	L	+25
Basswood shield	S	+5 to +6
Bast boots of richness	L	+1 to +2
Bastion shield	S	+10
Bat signal	T	+60 to +70
Bath towel	H	+1
Bathrobe	B	-8 to -6
Bathroom slippers	L	-8
Batman's cowl	H	+18
Battle dwarf's muffin	W	+7
Battle shovel	W	-1
Beach sandals	L	-9
Beach towel of doom	B	+64 to +65
Beanie of elusiveness	H	+73 to +81
Bear arms	A	+24
Beard of bees	H	+125 to +128
Beard of epicness	H	+46 to +48
Beautiful coral	T	+10
Beauty pageant tiara	H	+110 to +116
Beehive on a stick	W	+16
Beer goggles	H	+4
Behavior modification stick	W	+148
Bell-mouthed gauntlets	A	-1
Beret of artistic pretense	H	+138 to +160
Bi-sickle	W	+36 to +37
Big bangles	A	+66 to +68
Big book of self defence	S	+110 to +120
Big pot cover	S	-5
Biker's helmet	H	+6 to +7
Biodegradable armor	B	+82 to +83
Biological cloak	B	+60 to +66
Bionic commando's arm	A	+28 to +30
Birthday suit	B	-10 to -8
Black box recorder	T	+98 to +99
Black galoshes	L
Black light armor	B	+80 to +85
Blackhawk down jacket	B	+90 to +96
Blackhawk gown	B	+143
Blacksmith's sledgehammer	W	+13 to +14
Blade of grass	W	+50 to +51
Blade of infinite dullness	W	+99 to +103
Blade running shoes	L	+101 +103
Blame deflector	S	+118 to +158
Blasting cap	H	+107 to +122
Blazing paddles	L	+117
Blind faith	S	+78 to +81
Blindfold of accuracy	H	+130
Blindfold of invisibility	H	+73 to +75
Blindfold of justice	H	+48 to +50
Block chainmail	B	+146
Blue screen of death	S	+46 to +48
Boatswain's hobnailed boots	L
'Boeing' jet boots	L	+4
Bogus Rolex	A	-5
Boiler plate mail	B	+66 to +67
Bonsai tree of knowledge	T	+98 to +99
Bonus footage	L	+111 to +153
Boom boxers	L	+93 to +104
Boomerang sock	W	+12 to +14
Boomstick	W	+52
Booster pack	T	+110 to +120
Boots of all evil	L	+46 to +49
Boots of depleted uranium	L	+19
Boots of Eternal Fatigue	L	+6
Boots of extraordinary charisma	L	+22 to +24
Boots of hastiness	L	+120
Boots of hasty retreat	L	+95 to +98
Boots of outrageous toughness	L	+19 to +23
Boots of procrastination	L	+105 to +119
Boots of resistance	L	+26 to +28
Boots of righteous indignation	L	+61 to +68
Boots of riverdancing	L	+61 to +71
Boots of scorched earth policy	L	+16
Boots of sprained ankles	L	+112 to +115
		+144
Boots of vulnerability	L	+19 to +22
Bossypants	L	+92
Bottled up emotions	T	+111 to +125
Bottom armor	L	+30
Boxing gloves	A	-2
Bracers of embracing	A	+53 to +54
Brain freeze ray	W	+150
Braveman's quilted coat	B	+18
Breathing mask	H	-7
Breeches of etiquette	H	+97 to +99
Broken mirror	T	+49 to +53
Broken promise ring	T	+35
Broken washing tub	S	-3
Broomstick	W	+20 to +22
Bubble wrap breastplate	B	+35 to +38
Bucket of sensory deprivation	H	+108 to +119
Bull's eye	T	-4
Bull's horn	W	+21
Bull-shield	S	+19 to +20
Bulletproof monk	S	+12 to +16
Bulletproof T-shirt	B	+12 to +13
Bullyproof vest	B	+80 to +89
Bunny suit	B	+6 to +7
Bunny-ear slippers	L	+5
Burning shield	S	+8 to +9
Butcher's axe	W	+15

C

Equipment	Type	Durability
Camel hair mittens	A	-3 to -2
Camouflaged cloak	B	-4
Can of WMD-40	W	+65 to +72
Canvas gloves	A	-8
Cap with IR-sight	H	+10
Cape of Adena's sorrow	B	+5 to +10
Cape of impunity	B	+2 to +4
Captain's log	W	+49
Captured flag	T	-6
Car door	S	+11
Carbon fiber sword of idiocy	W	+5 to +6
Cardboard box	H	-9 to -8
Cardinal's cape	B	+26 to +28
Carnival mask	H	+52 to +53
Carrot on a stick	T	-10 to -9
Cash cowl	H	+104 to +112
Cast iron panama hat	H	+4 to +6
Cast iron shield	S	+2 to +3
Cattlepult	W	+117 to +133
Cavalryman's bracers	A	+11 to +14
Cement shoes	L	+23 to +24
'censored' bar	B	+29 to +31
Centipede's jogging boots	L	+4
Central parka	B	+70 to +71
Ceremonial cap	H	-2 to 0
Chain e-mail	B	+43 to +52
Chain-letter mail	B	+32 to +34
Chain-mail yarmulke	H	+12
Chainmail snuggie	B	+25 to +28
Chainsaw of dismemberment	W	+37 to +40
Chainsaw of events	W	+88 to +92
Chakra of Kahn	T	+95 to +119
Chameleon socks	L	+27
Chaplet of destiny	T	+31
Chariot wheel hubcap	S	+99 to +107
Cheat sheet	T	+56 + 58
Chemical protection suit	B	-1 to 0
Chicken leg	T	+4 to +21
Chicken suit	B	+4 to +6
Chinese finger trap	A	+42 to +45
Chitinous armor	B	+11
Choke collar	H	+100 to +104
Chopstick	W	-5 to -4
Christmas stockings	L	+40 to +41
Chrome dome	H	+95 to +101
Clairvoyant's third eye	T	+8
Class action suit	B	+33 to +34
Clawed glove	A	+28
Clever clogs	L	+56 to +62
Cloak of artificial modesty	B	+100 to +106
Cloak of cloaking	B	+55 to +62
Cloak of daggers	B	+44 to +46
Cloak of permissiveness	B	+1
Cloak of visibility	B	+31 to +34
Close-contact lenses	H	+78 to +79
Club of aces	W	+138 to +140
Club of people's wrath	W	+3
Coarse gloves	A	+5 to +6
Coat of honor	B	+137 to +148
Cobra's venomous tooth	T	+2
Cocked hat	H	-6
Cocktail umbrella	S	+4 to +5
Coconut bra	B	-1 to 0
Coffee table top	S	-2 to -1
Coffin lid	S	-1
Cold shoulder pads	A	+50
Cold shoulderpads	A	+103 to +105
Collar of duty	T	+62
Colossal blunderbuss	W	+93
Comb-over	H	+87 to +94
Combo breaker	S	+100 to +105
Comfort zone	S	+54 to +58
Communication barrier	S	+126
Compass of misdirection	T	+23 to +25
Compound bow tie	H	+118
Concrete boots of agility	L	+38 to +39
Conquistador's cuirass	B	+3 to +4
Conscript's coat	B	+5
Containment breeches	L	+100
Contra band	H	+56
Cook's cap	H	-5
Cool crystal	T	+4 to +5
Cool sunglasses	H	+30
Coping mechanism	T	+122 to +128
Corduroy ninja outfit	B	+73 to +80
Counter offer	S	+78 to +80
Cover of darkness	H	+64 to +65
Cow bell	T	+23 to +25
Cowboy's lariat	W	+23
Crime ring	T	+114 to +132
Croaking device	T	+75
Crosshairs	H	+130 to +150
Crown molding	H	+78 to +83
Crystal armor	B	+15
Crystal diadem	H	+20 to +21
Crystal heart	T	+96 to +101
Crystal shield	S	+4
Cthulhu's tentacle	T	+9 to +10
Cubic feet	L	+38
Cup of woe	T	+12 to +14
Cupboard door	S	-4
Curmudgeon bludgeon	W	+138 to +149
Cursed lucky charm	T	-2 to -1
Custom skin	B	+67 to +69
Cutting edge technology	W	+107 to +128
Cutting-edge weapon	W	+74 to +75

D

Equipment	Type	Durability
Daisy chainmail	B	+75 to +98
Dark matter hat	H	+9 to +11
Darksaber	W	+14 to +16
Darth waders	L	+39 to +42
Data miner's headlamp	H	+81 to +93
Data mining headlamp	H	+131
Data spike	W	+18
Dead poets club	W	+126 to +135
Death note	T	+33
Death rattle	T	-1
Death's door	S	+39 to +40
Death's sickle	W	+80 to +86
Deck of Tarot cards	T	+26 to +27
Decoder ring	A	+37 to +39
Decorative moose antlers	H	+136 to +149
Deely boppers	H	+112 to +121
Deep-sea waders	L	+103 to +119
Deer hunter's boots	L	+17
Defence attorney	S	+130 to +157
Deja view glasses	H	+96 to +98
Demagoggles	H	+134
Demolition derby	H	+81 to +85
Demon's heart	T	+43 to +45
Derby hat	H	+9
Detachable tentacles	A	+15
Diamond duster	B	+146 to +150
Dice of doom	T	+48 to +51
Dielectric boots of Zeus	L	+38 to +40
Dielectric overshoes	L	-5
Diet cloak	B	+11 to +13
Dignity shredder	W	+125 to +136
Dimensionless gloves	A	+43
Diplomatic immunity	S	+31 to +43
Dirty sketchers	L	-4
Dis-organizer	T	+4 to +5
Disbelief suspenders	L	+130
Disposable thumbs	A	+133 to +151
Distributor cap	H	+130 to +140
Diver's flippers	L	-6
Do-not-touch screen	S	+132 to +140
Document folder	S	-8 to -7
Domino	T	0
Donkey head mask	H	-8
Doomerang	W	+96
Double eye patch	H	+103 to +128
Double eye-patch	H	+34 to +36
Double peglegs	L	+31
Dragon ball	T	+80 to +81
Dragon eggshell	S	+18 to +19
Dragon scale pajamas	B	+54
Dragon skin jacket	B	+42
Dragon's claw	W	0 to +1
Dragon's molar	T	+18 to +20
Dragon's wisdom tooth	T	+115 to +120
Dragonscale stockings	L	+99 +106
Dramatic paws	A	+47 to +50
Drapes of wrath	B	+86 to +90
Dreadlocks	H	+16 to +17
Dress rehearsal	B	+84 to +85
Dried fish	W	-9 to -7
Drunkard's liver	T	+8 to +10
Duct tape bracers	A	+19
Duel-purpose gloves	A	+95 to +102
Durable shield	S	+16 to +18
Dwarf bread	W	+32
Dwarven cap	H	+7
Dwarven ceremonial bracers	A	+33 to +34
Dwarven crossbow	W	+28
Dwarven cuffs	A	-1

E

Equipment	Type	Durability
Ear trumpet	H	+117 to +134
Early warning system	T	-1
Earmuffs of selective deafness	H	+129 to +133
Earmuffs of solitude	H	+64 to +68
Ears necklace	T	-5 to -3
Earthworm Jim's boots	L	+10 to +11
Easy button	T	+8
Edward's scissorhands	A	+17 to +19
Egg-carton armor	B	+16 to +17
Electric heel	L	+127
Electronic countermeasures	S	+75 to +76
Elephant's ear	S	-1 to 0
Eleven-gallon hat	H	+119 to +149
Elven bludgeon	W	+24
Elven jackboots	L	+3 to +4
Emergency contact lenses	H	+108 to +119
Emergency kilt	L	+135
Emotional wall	S	+88 to +92
Emperor's new cloth	B	+37 to +39
Emperor's new clothes	B	+38
Empty pumpkin	H	-9
Encyclopædia of useless knowledge	T	-2
Endor-fins	A	+58 to +62
Engagement wings	A	+131 to +149
Enragement ring	T	+141
Entry stamp	A	-10 to -8
Epic beard	H	+37 to +39
Epic flail	W	+43 to +46
Escape root	T	-2 to -1
Ethereal shield	S	+124 to +127
'Evil rulez!' badge	T	0 to +2
Exacto knife	W	+34
Excaliper	W	+91 to +92
Executioner's hood	H	+53
Executioner's mask	H	+39
Exfoliating face mask	H	+122 to +137
Exhaust muffler	W
Experience cap	H	+45 to +46
Extra chromosome	T	+ 142
Extra large sword of compensation	W	+153
Extra set of hands	A	+40 to +41
Extra-large domino	S	+44 to +48
Eye of the liger	T	-4
Eye tunes	H	+100 to +120
Eyepatch of the tiger	H	+70

F

Equipment	Type	Durability
Fabric of society	B	+116 to +137
Face paint	H	0
Face plant	H	+17 to +18
Facehugger	H	+44
Fairy's battle axe	W	+11
Fake ID	T	+48 to +49
Fallen Angel's battle bracers	A	+18
Fan-mail	B	+86 to +95
Fancy monocle	H	+21 to +22
Faraday cage	S	+49 to +55
Farcefield	S	+45 to +46
Feet of strength	L	+63 to +68
Fig leaf	S	-10
Filibuster	S	+101 to +106
Finger puppets	A	-2
Fingertrap	T
Fire arms	A	+41 to +42
Fire icicle	T	+20 to +23
Firewall	S	+33
Firmly held belief	S	+39 to +40
First class mail	B	+140 to +146
Fish scale armor	B	0
Fisherman's boots	L	-6
Fistful of dollars	A	+125 to +132
Fisti-cuffs	A	+43 to +45
Fists of fury	W	+61
		+157 to +161
Fitness trackers	L	+111 to +125
Flail of the century	W	+147 to +153
Flea collar	T	+12 to +13
Floaties	A	+1
Foam finger of doom	A	+28
Folding chair	W	+46 to +50
Folding cup	T
Footman's battle greaves	L	+10 to +13
Footnote²	L	+138 to +139
Fork of truth	W	+8 to +9
Four-fingered gauntlets	A	+102 to +103
Four-leaf burdock	T	-5 to -4
Four-leafed cleaver	W	+117 to +123
Four-loaf cleaver	W	+141
Fourth wall	S	+42 to +45
Fox gloves	A	+103 to +116
Fractal slacks	L	+58
Frame of mind	H	+81 to +83
Freudian slippers	L	+72 to +76
Friendship bracelet	T	+43 to +46
Frock of birds	B	+139
Frosty gauntlets of fire	A	+33 to +35
Frosty shield	S	+8 to +9
'Frozen foot' fur boots	L	-4 to -2
Full blast shield	S	+67 to +68
Full metal jacket	B	+47 to +50
Full metal trousers	L	+93 to +94
Funny bone	T	+41 to +43
Futility kilt	L	+21
Fuzzy dice	T	+35 to +41

G

Equipment	Type	Durability
Gadget arms	A	+83 to +95
Gaming platforms	L	+102 to +105
Garden shears	W	-1
Garlic necklace	T	0
Gatekeeper's halberd	W	+25 to +27
Gentleman's club	W	+54 to +61
Gentleman's jacket	B	+14 to +15
Gentleman's top hat	H	+11 to +12
Giant foam finger	A	-5 to -3
Giant wasp stinger	W	+27 to +28
Gladiator's net	S	+12
Glamorous chest armor	B	+2
Glass necklace	T	-8
Glossy black helmet with gas mask	H	+2
Gloves of ambidexterity	A	+115 to +119
Gloves of eternal damnation	A	+16 to +17
Gloves of stranglehold	A	+45
Glow bracelets	A	+7
Goblet of fire	T	+65 to +66
God tags	T	+134 to +161
Godspeedometer	T	+131
Godtag	T	+104 to +120
Godville citizen's badge	T	+37 to +39
Godzilla's tooth	T	+2
Goggles of holy vision	H	+15
Going-going gauntlets	A	+108 to +157
Gold-plated glamour shield	S	+3
Golden calf	T	+85 to +89
Golden fingers	A	+24 to +25
Golden horseshoes	L	+6
Goldfingers	A
Good offense	S	+83 to +85
Goose bumps	A	+14 to +16
Gorgon's head	T	+12
Grandma's handmade sweater	B	+18 to +19
Grappling hooks	A	+113 to +114
Grater of two evils	W	+70 to +97
Gravestone	S	-2 to 0
Gravitational pullover	B	+58 to +66
Gravity multiplier	T	+64 to +68
Great barrier wreath	S	+61 to +69
Great maul of fire	W	+137
Greaves of bodily harm	L	+72
Greaves of grievance	L	+56 to +57
Greaves of the Unholy Paladin	L	+16
Greaves of wrath	L	+88 to +94
Green card	T	+87 to +94
Green lantern	T	+45 to +47
Green sleeves	A	+8 to +10
Green thumb	T	+84 to +97
Ground pounders	L	+150
Guild crest	S	+95 to +100
Guy Fawkes mask	H	+67 to +68
Gypsy's wristlets	A	+5 to +6

H

Equipment	Type	Durability
Habit kickers	L	+125
Hair curlers	H	-10
Half-brick in a sock	W	+39 to +44
Hall pass	T	+37 to +39
Halo of a fallen angel	H	+58
Ham fists	A	+106 to +147
Handcuffs of strength	A	+32 to +33
Hands of jazziness	A	+79 to +82
Hands-free gloves	A	+111 to +150
Happy feet	L	+46 to +51
Happy new ear	H	+84 to +85
Hardened mittens	A	-1 to +1
Hazmat suit	B	+40
Health insurance card	S	+118
Healthbar retractor	W	+137 to +149
Heart of darkness	T	+77 to +84
Heartbeat inhibitor	W	+18 to +19
Heartbreaker	W	+121 to +125
Heated armor	B	+5
Heavy gauntlets of war	A	+21 to +22
Heavy metal band	T	+77 to +79
Hefty sword	W	+12 to +13
Hellbottoms	L	+43
Hellboy's cuff	A	+12
Hellfire boots	L	+29 to +31
Helm of clear thoughts	H	+26 to +28
Helm of common sense	H	+62 to +64
Helm of despair	H	+75 to +83
Helm of overwhelm	H	+67 to +70
Helm of perpetual ineptitude	H	+72 to +93
Helm of second thoughts	H	+124 to +134
Helm of unparalleled density	H	+114
Helmet of thickheadedness	H	+43 to +46
Helmet with twisted horns	H	+28 to +29
Hermes' training sneakers	L	+9 to +10
Hero's clothes	B	+41 to +43
Hex dispenser	T	-10 to -9
Hide of a seeker	B	+162
High-security blanket	S	+130 to +147
Highly-absorbant pants	L	+127
Hitchhiker's towel	B	+41
Hive mind	H	+96 to +100
Hobbit's hammer	W	+10 to +11
Hobo mittens	A	-7 to -5
Hockey mask	H	-1
Holed Boots of Reliability	L	+2
Holy bolt	T	+4 to +8
Holy crap	T	+103 to +105
Holy grenade launcher	W	+17 to +18
Holy halo	H	+45 to +46
Holy hole	T	+7
Holy sock	L	-10 to -8
Holy straitjacket	B	+21 to +23
Holy water pistol	W	+11 to +12
Holy water wings	A	+89 to +98
Homespun coat	B	-4
Honest Abe's top hat	H	+73 to +78
Hood of an insane monk	H	+1
Hopeless diamond	T	+113 to +125
Horns of a dilemma	H	+65 to +66
Horns of plenty	H	+25
Hospital bedpans	L	-9 to -7
Hospital gown	B	-3 to -1
Hovering life bar	H	+39
Hugs-and-cuisses	L	+141
Hunk of burning love	W	+132
Hurri-cane	W	+129 to +134
Hurt locket	T	+149
Hydralisk's claw	T	+1
Hydroelectric power pants	L	+98 to +100
Hyper cufflinks	A	+135 to +139

I

Equipment	Type	Durability
Icarus rockets	A	+52 to +54
Icarus wings	A	+43 to +49
Ice pack	H	+48 to +50
Ice shield	S	+28 to +30
Icebreaker	W	+143
Icethrower	W	+79 to +81
Impact bracers	A	+75 to +80
Impermeable membrane	S	+74 to +80
Imposter's cloak	B	+18
Impure thoughts	H	+82 to +85
Indemnity claws	A	+80
Independent thought alarm	H	+136 to +158
Indie-pendant	T	+130
Industrial military complexion	H	+109 to +125
Infernal racket	W	+115 to +122
Infidelity gauntlet	A	+129 to +160
Inflammable hot pants	L	+86 to +87
Inflatable decoy hero	S	+67 to +68
Inflatable water wings	A	+3 to +4
Inquisitor's boots	L	+15
Insanity plea	S	+92 to +96
Integral of mass destruction	W	+2 to +4
Interscepter	W	+115 to +125
Invisible hand of the market	A	+137 to +142
Invisible pants	L	+36 to +38
Ion fists	A	+79
Iron crown	H	+14 to +17
Iron curtain	S	+40 to +42
		+151
Iron fist	W	+21
Iron fist in a velvet glove	W	+21
Iron hat	H	+3 to +4
Iron lattice	S	+4
Iron mask	H	+75
Irresistible force field	S	+63 to +76

J

Equipment	Type	Durability
Jackboots of asskickery	L	+44 to +45
Jailhouse rock	T	+96 to +98
Jar of sunlight	T	+67
Jaws of life	H	+85 to +90
Jedi's light saber	W	+6
Jingle belt	L	+137
Joy buzzer	A	+94 to +95

K

Equipment	Type	Durability
Kaboomerang	W	+69 to +77
Kamikaze's cap	H	+1
Karma police badge	T	+117
Kevlar battle socks	L	+8
Kevlar greaves	L	+2 to +3
Kevlar opera gloves	A	+65 to +68
Kevlar trousers	L	+19 to +23
Kevlar vest	B	+10
Kilt of a thousand drafts	L	+107 to +118
Kilt of mooning	L	+80 to +86
Kitchen apron	B	-9
Knee-hi flip-flops	L	+113 to +114
Knee-high socks of luck	L	+22 to +23
Knickerbockers of glory	L	+69 to +70
Knotty stick	W	-3
Kryptonite earrings	T	+17 to +18
Kryptonite sword	W	+25 to +26

L

Equipment	Type	Durability
Lampshade of enlightenment	H	+121 to +133
Landing gear	L	+128
Language barrier	S	+82 to +92
Large dartboard	S	+5 to +8
Larry's suit of leisure	B	+24
Laser hammer	W	+31 to +32
Last place ribbon	T	-10
Last shred of dignity	T	+39 to +40
Latex catsuit	B	+20
Laughing stockings	L	+83 to +94
Lawn darts	W	-5
Lawsuit	B	+54 to +56
Layer of dirt	B	-9
Lead apron	B	+15
Lead chastity belt	B	+6
Lead earrings	T	-5 to -3
Lead gloves	A	+1
Lead hat	H	+5 to +6
Lead shield	S	+2 to +3
Leaded snowshoes	L	-1
Leap-of-faith boots	L	+143 to +160
Leather cowboy boots	L	-1
Lederhosen of redemption	L	+68 to +71
Legal briefs	L	+83 to +85
Legionnaire's jackboot	L	+1
Lego shield	S	+20 to +24
Lego sword	W	+21 to +23
Lei of the land	H	+140 to +160
Leviathong	L	+115 to +125
Life insurance	T	+90 to +96
Life saver	S	+85 to +90
Life socks	L	+139
Life vest	B	+2 to +4
Lightning belt	B	+141
Lightning bolt cutter	W	+82 to +88
Lightning shield	S	+32 to +37
Lightsaber nunchucks	W	+35
Lightspeed sneakers	L	+11 to +13
Lightweight jacket	B	-6
Lion's mane	H	+91
Liquid crystal breastplate	B	+51 to +52
Liver warmer	T
Loading screen	S	+102 to +118
Loincloth of revelation	B	+74 to +83
LOLympic torch	T	+68 to +71
Long johns	L	-4
Love shackles	A	+81
Low level hero	S	+125
Lucha libre mask	H	+102 to +114
Lucifer's sneakers	L	+4
Lucifur coat	B	+96
Lucky bitcoin	T	+133
Lucky blanket	S	+115 to +123
Lucky horseshoe	T	+1
Lucky loop	T	+19
Lucky star	T	+102 to +108
Lucky stone slab	T	+17 to +18
Lumberjacket	B	+56 to +57

M

Equipment	Type	Durability
Macaroni necklace	T	+28 to +31
Mace of amnesia	W	+50 to +56
		+126 to +176
Mace of spades	W	+83 to +91
Machine-washable plate mail	B	+74 to +77
Mad scientist's goggles	H	+92 to +96
Magic ankle bracelet	T	+54
Magic hoof	T	-4 to -2
Magic mirror	S	+70 to +73
Magic stone slippers	L	+11 to +14
Magnetic charm	T	-9 to -7
Magnetic field	S	+106 to +132
Maiden's battle vest	B	+17
Mallet of understanding	W	+47 to +51
Mammoth's lucky foot	T	+3
Manacles of freedom	A	+95 to +100
Manitou's moccasins	L	-6
Mantle of Mantis	B	+1
Mantle of Wasteland's ruler	B	+27 to +29
Mask	H
Mask of a rabbit	H	-1 to 0
Masque of the red death	H	+69 to +71
Massive ego	S	+65 to +72
Master Chief's helmet	H	+14 to +16
Matador's cape	S	+31
Matching socks	L	-7 to -6
Meat loafers	L	+17
Meat shield	S	+13 to +15
Medal of horror	T	+62 to +65
Medical gloves	A	-9 to -8
Mega-Soaker 2000	W	+99 to +103
Meme blocker	S	+38 to +45
Mermaid flipper	L	+64 to +68
Metal bikini	B	+21 to +23
Metal deflector	S	+60 to +63
Mickey Mouse's gloves	A	-5 to -4
Micro kilt	L	+58
Microwave gun	W	+20 to +47
Middle aegis	S	+129 to +132
Mighty Berserker's T-shirt	B	+1 to +2
Military boots	L	-3
Military dress shoes	L	+2 to +3
Milk moustache	H	-3 to -1
Milk tooth of Lao Tzu	T	+13
Millennium falchion	T	+136 to +139
Mind blower	W	+141
Miner's canary	T	+11
Minotaur's hooves	L	+3 to +5
Mirrored helmet	H	+29 to +31
Mirthful gas mask	H	+15 to +17
Mission briefs	L	+53 to +62
Misspelled tattoo	A	-10 to -8
Mithril braces	H	+50 to +53
Mithril gas mask	H	+16 to +17
Mithril pendant	T	+17 to +18
Mithril sneakers	L	+6 to +7
'Mitrollica' wristlets	A	-2
Mittens of total weakness	A	+2 to +4
Molecular disruptor	W	+87 to +89
Moleskin jodhpurs	L	+49
Monomolecular bandana	H	+22 to +23
Monster masher	W	+136 to +150
Monster-allergy bracelet	A	+55 to +56
Moon walkers	L	+107 to +138
Moonglasses	H	+54 to +55
Moral support socks	M	+126
Morgue slab	S	+73 to +78
Mortal coil	T	+70
Motion-capture dots	A	+84 to +86
Mourning star	W	+68 to +69
Mud coating	B	-10
Mummy wraps	B	-4
Mummy's arm	T	+3
Muscle sleeves	A	+4
Musketeer's cloak	B	-1

N

Equipment	Type	Durability
Naked gun	W	+28
Navigator's head	T	+55 to +60
Necklace of grasshopper's eyes	T	-1
Necromancer's graveclothes	B	+23
Neighborhood watch	A	+97 to +103
Nekomimi	H	+10
Neon nimbus	H	+12 to +14
Nerd's glasses	H	-4 to -3
Nerf cannon	W	+62 to +68
Night vision sunglasses	H	+29 to +30
Night watch	T	+79
Nightshirt	B	-9 to -8
Ninja turtle shell	B	+51 to +56
Ninjammies	B	+129 to +146
Ninth circlet of hell	H	+139 to +160
'No Trespassing' sign	S	-4 to -3
Nobleman's flail	W	+10
Nobleman's shoes	L	0 to +2
Non-stop watch	T	+132
Noodly appendages	A	+64 to +71
North Poleaxe	W	+103 to +109
Not-to-scale mail	B	+119 to +134
Nuclear power pants	L	+64 to +71
Nuclear-powered boots	L	+33 to +36
Nuclear waistcoat	B	+69 to +73
Nuclear winter jacket	B	+131 to +133
Null pointer	A
Null pointer	B	+146
Nunchuckle	W	+79
Nutcracker suit	B	+160
Nuts and bolts	T	+5

O

Equipment	Type	Durability
Ocarina of time	T	+53 to +54
Odin's beard	H	+58 to +62
Off-the-cufflinks	A	+75 to +80
Offcuts of a five-inch pipe	A	-4
Offensive flag	T	+11 to +12
Ogre's saucer	S	0 to +1
Ogre's toothpick	W	+21
Oktobervest	B	+130 to +138
Old barrel	B	-5
Old felt boots	L	-6
Old hubcap	S	+1 to +3
Old leather gloves	A	-6
Old nasal bone	T	-9 to -7
Old sandals	L	-7 to -4
One-sided coin	T	+25 to +27
Orange hood	H	+18
Orange quilted jacket	B	-5
Orb of Incremental Idiocy	T	+83 to +87
Orbital sander	W	+134
Orc's nose ring	T	+2
Organ donor card	T	-7 to -5
Origami armor	B	+18
Orion's belt	T	+56
Osmium hammer	W	+44 to +47
Ostrich's tooth	T	-7
Other cheek	S	+125
Out-of-phaser	W	+76 to +82
Out-of-tunic	B	+98 to +107
Overclocked wristwatch	A	+96 to +117
Oversized shoulder guard	A	+58 to +60

P

Equipment	Type	Durability
Pachelbel's cannon	W	+110 to +112
Paci-Fist	A	+70
Pair of brass balls	T	+58 to +62
Pair of cool sunglasses	H
Pair of Enterprise crewmember's gloves	A
Pair of kickboxers	L	+121
Pair of loudsneakers	L	+131 to +133
Pair of monocles	H	+27 to +30
Pair of surgical gloves	A
Pair of winged sandals	L	+73 to +83
Paladin's bracers	A	+9 to +12
Palm oil	A	+74 to +77
Palm readers	A	+68 to +73
Pan lid	S	-7
Pandora's boxers	L	+66 to +67
Pantaloons of fury	L	+68 to +81
Pants o' mimes	L	+115
Pants on fire	L	+42 to +46
Paper file	S	-9
Paper forage-cap	H	-10 to -8
Paper machete	W	+32
Paper shield	S	-5 to -3
Parasox	L	+132
Passion flute	T	+65 to +70
Peace pipe	T	+87 to +102
Peasant's best shoes	L	-8
Peasant's sickle	W	+10 to +11
Pegasus feathers	T	+124 to +141
Pendant of immorality	T	+137 to +151
Penguin's armor	B	+12
Perfect alibi	S	+52
Personal-space bubble	S	+33 to +35
Phlegm thrower	W	+41 to +44
Picture of home village	T	0
Piece maker	W	+128 to +129
Pièce de résistance	S	+113 to +132
Piece of strontium	T	+24
Piece of tank armor	S	+22
Pig wings	B	+47 to +49
Pile of quarks	T	+6 to +8
Pine tree air freshener	T	-8 to -7
Pink furry handcuffs	A	+13 to +14
Pink leggings	L	-1
Pink slip	W	+3 to +4
Pipboy 2000	A	+20 to +23
Pipboy 3000	A	+29 to +32
Pipboy 4000	A	+89
Pipe spanner	W	+19
Pirate's eye patch	H	+34
Pirate's hook	W	+7 to +8
Pixie's shoes	L	+2 to +3
Placebow	T	+27 to +28
Planetary rings	A	+87
Plaster cast	A	-2
Plastic hammer	W	0 to +1
Plastic plate	S	-9
Plastic riot shield	S	+11
Plastic shield	S	+1
Plate-mail flip flops	L	+29 to +31
Platformer shoes	L	+127
Platinum platter	S	+104 to +123
Platonic armor	B	+64 to +71
Plausible deniability	S	+80 to +81
Plothole cover	S	+105 to +107
Plumber's plunger	W	-8
Plumsoles	L	+82 to +87
Pocket dodecahedron	T	+41 to +44
Pocket imp	T	+3
Pocket protector	S	+108 to +122
Point-and-shoot sword	W	+99 to +107
Pointy stick	W	-10
Poker face	H	+32 to +34
Polar ice cap	H	+61 to +63
Political correctness	S	+81 to +85
Pop up blocker	S	+49 to +61
Popeye forearms	A	+82 to +99
Portrait of the president	T	+92 to +99
Potato gun	W	0 to +3
Power gloves	A	+36
Power ranger's armor	B	+11
Prenuptial agreement	S	+59 to +60
Priority mail	B	+132 to +135
Prisoner's handcuffs	A	-9 to -7
Privacy screen	S	+127 to +160
Protective custody	S	+129 to +152
Protective pentagram	T	+35
Proxy protection	S	+94 to +95
Psychological defense mechanism	S	+89 to +94
Puffy pirate sleeves	A	+104 to +109
Punk's wristlets	A	-1 to 0
Purity rings	A	+31
Pythagorean pants	L	+27 to +29

Q

Equipment	Type	Durability
Quadripolar magnet	T	+8
Quantum barrier	S	+92 to +101
Quasidevil's horns	H	+24 to +25
Questionable content filter	S	+79
Quicksandals	L	+51 to +53

R

Equipment	Type	Durability
Raccoon's leg	T	-8
Radioactive slippers	L	+11
Rain bow	W	+45 to +47
Raincoat	B	-8
Rake	W	-4 to -2
Ram helmet	H	+21
Rambow	W	+81 to +87
Random axe of kindness	W	+4 to +6
Random innocent bystander	S	+78 to +80
Rangers' high boots	L	-3
Rapping sword	W	+30
Reality distortion shield	S	+59 to +63
Receding hairline	H	+138 to +139
Red crowbar	W	+15
Red hat	H	+7
Red riding hood	H	+89 to +95
Red rose	T	-3
Red shirt	B	+29 to +31
Red shoes	L	-7
Reindeer skin	B	+7
Repentagram	T	+142
Reservoir clogs	L	+129
Responsibility deflector	S	+111 to +118
Restraining order	S	+32 to +37
Reversible Mobius jacket	B	+78 to +80
Ridiculously large sword	W	+134 to +138
Ring of fire	T	+58
Ring of opacity	T	+80
Ring of the lords	T	+66 to +94
Ring of visibility	T	+31
Rings of the lord	A	+112 to +116
Road block	S	+96 to +108
Robbin' hood	H	+115 to +116
Robe of battle meditation	B	+49 to +50
Robin's hood	H	+42 to +46
Robot devil's hands	A	+85 to +87
Roc's feather	T	+8
Rock launcher	W	+31 to +33
Rock of aegis	S	+114
Rock-immune scissors	W	+61 to +64
Rocket skates	L	+109 to +157
Rockstar's leather jacket	B	+11
Roll cage	S	+87 to +93
Rolled-up sleeves	A	+93 to +99
Rotator cuffs	A	+68 to +77
Rubber gloves	A	-8 to -6
Rubber highboots	L	-5
Rule breaker	W	+124 to +134
Runic bracers	A	+20 to +22
Runic tunic	B	+60 to +62
Running joke	L	+122
Rusty colander	H	-5
Rusty crowbar	W	+1 to +3
Rusty metal boots	L	-3

S

Equipment	Type	Durability
Sacrificial limb	A	+99 to +100
Sacrificial vestment	B	+89 to +96
Saint's frock	B	+3 to +4
Sandals of time	L	+58 to +59
Santa's claws	A	+39 to +41
Sapient pearwood club	W	+9 to +11
Sarcastic personality	S	+31 to +33
Sawed-off sword	W	+13
Schrödinger's catapult	W	+63 to +68
Scorpion pincers	A	+46 to +47
Scream-cancelling headphones	H	+99 to +119
Scuba diving suit	B	+102 to +115
Sea saw	W	+81 to +83
Sea's cape	B	+142
Seat-back	S	-7 to -5
Seaweed wrap	B	+109 to +129
Secondhand glove	A	+117
Security blanket	S	+12 to +14
Security breeches	L	+54 to +58
Security gourd	T	+32
Security question	S	+128 to +161
Self-cutting axe	W	+8
Self-portrait	S	+90 to +92
Self-propelled battering ram	W	+101 to +111
Self-propelled boots	L	+10
Sense of impending doom	T	+85
Sequined mankini	B	+104 to +113
Server patch	T	+74 to +76
Set of lightsaber nunchucks	W	+34 to +36
Set of ten thimbles	A	+1
Set of thimbles	A	+3
Seven veils	H	+115
Seven-league boots	L	-2
Seven-sided nut	T	+11 to +12
Sewer manhole cover	S	0
Shadow boxing gloves	A	+56
Shadow puppet	T	+132 to +134
Shaman's drum	T	+16 to +17
Shamethrower	W	+65
Shamrock of ages	T	+149
Shard of death metal	W	+88 to +93
Sharp stick	W	-8 to -6
Sharp tongue	W	+4 to +27
Sharpest tool in the box	W	+74 to +78
Shaving sword	W	+14
Sheep's clothing	B	+44 to +47
Shell of a giant crab	B	+9 to +10
Sheriff's badge	T	+10 to +12
Shield of a thousand battles	S	+27 to +28
Shield of dreams	S	+63 to +67
Shield of Heaven's Protector	S	+27 to +29
Shield of invincibility	S	+68
Shield of offense	S	+54 to +56
Shield of Seven Rainbows	S	+22 to +24
Shield of the Fallen Angel	S	+25
Shield of the SWAT King	S	+19 to +21
Shield of utter stupidity	S	+21
Shining armor of darkness	B	+94 to +104
Shiny metal axe	W	+38 to +40
Shock absorber	S	+92
'shoulder angel and devil' set	T	+97 to +108
Shoulder parrot	T	+14 to +16
Shroud of clarity	H	+70 to +71
Shroud of mystery	B	+72 to +73
Shroud of uncertainty	B	+77
Shrunken head of state	T	+126 to +130
Side of a barn	S	+116 to +137
Siege helmet	H	+35 to +38
Signed plaster cast	A	+49
Silver cross	T	+6 to +8
Silver lining	T	+132 to +157
Silver surfboard	S	+149 to +151
Single-pronged trident	W	+74
Situational blinders	H	+131 to +139
Six fingered gloves	A	-3 to -2
Six pack body paint	B	-8
Sixth sensor	T	+102 to +112
Skeleton's greaves	L	+9 to +11
Ski boots	L	-2 to 0
Ski cap	H	-7 to -6
Skin of a giant mantis	B	-3 to -1
Skinny dipping suit	B	+135 to +153
Skull mask	H	+36
Skullcrusher	W	+21 to +23
Slate mail armour	B	+132 to +138
Slaughter-proof jacket	B	+68 to +69
Slay bell	T	+129 to +133
Slay-tex gloves	A	+59 to +63
Sleeveless straight jacket	B	+144
Slice of moon	T	+134
Sling of outrageous fortune	W	+70 to +77
Sliver of hope	T	+122 to +144
Small twig	W	-10 to -8
Smarty pants	L	+81
Smell of success	T	+98 to +105
Smilestone	T	+136
Smoke and mirrors	S	+47 to +50
Smug self-righteous attitude	S	+83 to +87
Smurf hat	H	-5 to -4
Snail mail	B	+49 to +52
Sneakers of suspicion	L	+108 to +160
Snooze button	T	-6 to -2
Snorkel mask	H	+6
Sock puppets	A	0 to +1
Socks and sandals	L	+14 to +16
Socks of thunder	L	+8
Solar disc	S	+95
Solar flares	L	+46 to +50
Solar ice cap	H	+97 to +99
Solar wind chimes	T	+77 to +82
Solar windbreaker	B	+149 to +161
Sole protector	L	+160
Solid lead life preserver	B	+94
Solid Snake's bandana	H	+12 to +13
Sonic boomerang	W	+52 to +55
Sorcerer's scone	T	+77 to +81
Soulstone	T	+109 to +116
Sound barrier	S	+44 to +50
Spacemarine's battle armor	B	+37 to +41
Spaceship trooper's gauntlets	A	+37 to +40
Spam grenade	W	+69 to +70
Spare rib	T	+84 to +90
Spatula of mightiness	W	+131 to +138
Speedo of light	L	+123 to +124
Sphere of destiny	T	+107 to +118
Spiderman's suit	B	+33
Spiderweb tunic	B	+8 to +9
Spiked collar	T	-6
Spiked leather jacket	B	+19 to +20
Spiked-wheel roller blades	L	+75 to +81
Spine tingler	B	+107 to +125
Spiral galaxy arm	A	+89 to +94
Spurs of the moment	L	+110 to +151
Staff of a fortune-teller	W	+15 to + 17
Staff-only staff	W	+71
Stage hands	A	+72
Stalactights	L	+79 to +81
Star-spangled shirt	B	-7 to -5
Starched cuffs	A	+9 to +11
Static field	S	+82 to +90
Steam-powered exoskeleton	B	+35 to +36
Steam-powered hammer	W	+28
Steel wool mittens	A	+110 to +114
Steelettos	L	+90 to +91
Steelmaker's gauntlets	A	-2 to 0
Stiff upper lip	H	+54
Storm umbrella	S	+15
Strange attractor	T	+71 to +78
Strap with a star	T
Strapless sandals	L	+114 to +119
Stratospear	W	+132 to +136
Street gang leader's sneakers	L	+14 to +15
String of nut beads	T	-10
String theory bikini	B	+138 to +139
Strong letter of recommendation	T	+82
Strong staff	W	-7
Strong sunblock	S	+25
Stunned turtle	S	+3
Stunt double	S	+52 to +54
Stuntman's helmet	H	+5
Subnet mask	H	+22 to +25
Suicide watch	A	+72 to +73
Suit of l'amour	B	+136 to +150
Sumo suit	B	-6 to -4
Super visor	H	+56 to +59
Superhero's leotard	B	+4 to +5
Superhero's unitard	B	+93
Surge protector	S	+109 to +120
Surgical gloves	A	-10
Surround sneakers	L	+136
Survival kilt	L	+91 to +102
Suspenders of disbelief	B	+79 to +84
Swamp waders	L	0
Sword of a Thousand Truths	W	+110 to +124
Sword of irony	W	+71
Sword of overcompensation	W	+55 to +56
Sword processor	S	+59
Swordfish	W	-2 to -1
Swordfish's nose	W	+5 to +6
Sysadmin's sweater	B	+22 to +23
System reboots	L	+91
System specs	H	+86 to +92

T

Equipment	Type	Durability
T-shirt tuxedo	B	+105 to +112
T-shorts	L	+60 to +62
Table knife	W	-6 to -4
Table-leg	W	-7
Tail of a ball-mouse	T	-9
Tainted glove	A	0
Talisman of Complete Uselessness	T	+48 to +60
Talking skull	T	+140 to +160
Tanker's helmet	H	-2 to 0
Tarot deck shoes	L	+72 to +84
Tattle tail	B	+125 to +150
Tearjerker	W	+111 to +120
Technicolor dreamcoat	B	+39 to +44
Technobauble	T	+128
Tectonic plate mail	B	+63 to +67
Temporary tattoo	A	+23 to +24
Tentacled pentacle	T	+81 to +86
Tesla chainmail	B	+97 to +102
Tesla coil gun	W	+93 to +99
Textolite shield	S	+15 to +16
The Doomerang	W
The Mask	H	+32 to +33
The Schwartz	W	+104 to +119
Theme parka	B	+113 to +122
Thinking cap	H	+94 to +96
Third eye monocle	H	+125 to +132
Third-time charm	T	+106 to +124
Thor's jackhammer	W	+110 to +121
Three-piece swimsuit	B	+105
Three-sided die	T	+54 to +56
Three-way tie	B	+132 to +134
Throwing iron	W	+28 to +30
Thrown down gauntlets	A	+51 to +56
Thunder-proof underwear	L	+40 to +44
Thunderwear	L	+35 to +36
Tiberium ring	T	+17 to +19
Tic tac toes	L	+76 to +77
Tickling gun	W	+6 to +7
Tights of immodesty	L	+78
Tiki idol	T	+142
Tin can	S	-8 to -7
Tin foil hat	H	+36 to +40
Tin shield	S	+1
Tinky-Winky's mittens	A	+4
Titan's boots	L	+15
Titanium nightgown	B	+7
Toe trucks	L	+78
Toilet seat cover	S	-6 to -5
Tortoise shell	S	-6
Touchy feelers	A	+110 to +160
Tough Spartan shield	S	+6
Tour de forcefield	S	+136 to +161
Traffic cone	H	0 to +2
Traffic jammies	B	+111 to +119
Tramp's shoes	L	+13
Transmogrifier gun	W	+72
Trenchant obtusenator of boorishness	W	+94 to +101
Trenchcoat of arms	B	+112 to +128
Trident of wet power	W	+13 to +15
Trigger fingers	A	+88 to +90
Trollface	H	+11 to +12
Tropical punch	W	+61 to +66
Trousers of impudence	L	+18
True glove	A	+89 to +93
Trump card	T	-5 to -4
Truncheon of diplomacy	W	+76 to +77
Trustier bustier	B	+133 to +134
Tunnel vision	H	+86 to +94
Turncoat	B	+62 to +63
Turtleneck plate mail	B	+126 to +128
Two turtle gloves	A	+56 to +59
Two-handled chopper	W	-2
Two-sworded hand	W	+16 to +18
Two-toed socks	L	+140
Two-way mirror shades	H	+88 to +101

U

Equipment	Type	Durability
Ugly holiday sweater	B	+117
Ultimate arm equipment	A	+65 to +70
Ultimate defense mechanism	S	+70 to +77
Ultimate shield of darkness	S	+29
Ultimate weapon	W	+40 to +42
Unconscious armadillo	S	+66 to +68
Undead Paladin's shield	S	+26 to +28
Unicorn hunting license	T	+131 to +149
Unicorn's horn	T	+5
Unidentified fighting object	W	+98 to +99
Universal remote	T	+45 to +52
Unlicensed nuclear accelerator	W	+103 to +114
Unlike button	T	+73
Unrequited gloves	A	+50 to +54
Uranium walking stick	W	+25 to +27
Utility kilt	L	+50

V

Equipment	Type	Durability
Vacuum pack	B	+93 to +98
Van Allen Belt	B	+77 to +90
Vanity mirror	T	+74 to +78
Veil of tears	H	+125 to +139
Velcro-fastened armor	S	+114
Verbal reflector	S	+93 to +97
Vest of both worlds	B	+150
Veteran's puttees	L	-7
Vibranium vambraces	A	+90 to +94
Viking's helmet	H	+3
Villainous moustache	H	+2
Vital sign	T	+105 to +120
Volcanic sash	B	+137 to +141
Volcanic sash	T	+135 to +160
Voodoo doll	W	+26 to +28
Vorpal sword	W	+53 to +130
Vortex cannon	W	+58 to +60
VR-mask	H	+29
Vuvuzela of annoyance	W	+61 to +67

W

Equipment