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This is an archive of all [[Artifacts]] in the game. If you do not wish to spoil the fun of finding things out, please leave this page now.
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{{For|a list of just activatable artifacts and their effects|List of Activatable Artifacts}}
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This is a list of all '''[[Artifacts]]''' found in the game in alphabetical order. Feel free to add to this list. This list was seeded from a 2014/06/12@11:29 scan of active heroes, and has been extensively updated since.
  
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For more information on any of the artifacts, search for them in the wiki as some will have their own article. This is especially helpful for activatable artifacts. If you do not find an article for a specific artifact, feel free to create one as this is appreciated greatly.
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All Artifacts have been linked, so you can tell by the item's color if a descriptive page exists ({{fake link|Blue Text}}) or not ({{fake redlink|Red Text}}). You are encouraged to create or embellish those descriptive pages.
  
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Feel free to add any artifact not currently in the list. To check whether an artifact is in the list, press 'ctrl' and 'f' on the keyboard to bring up your web browser's find function.
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==Artifact Types==
  
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There are several types of artifacts, which are distinguished in the list by their ''flag'' in the middle column:
  
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==Bold and Activatable Artifacts==
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The following is a table of all bold (some being activatable) artifacts in the game. If they are activatable, this is notified by a "@" and an explanation is given.  
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! Type Flag !! Description
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| style="text-align: center;"|<big>'''B'''</big> || '''[[Bold Artifacts]]''' - These artifacts are shown in '''bold''' letters in a hero's inventory; they sell for more [[gold coins]] than typical artifacts.
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| style="text-align: center;"|<big>'''@'''</big> || '''[[Activatable Artifacts]]''' - These typically require 50&#37; of your [[Godpower]] ['''GP'''] to '''activate''' them; a few require no GP, and the cost can vary, so read the newspaper's [[Daily Forecast]]!
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| style="text-align: center;"|<big>'''H'''</big> || ''[[Healing Artifacts|Healing Aids]]'' - These are shown in ''italics'' in a hero's inventory; only the hero's whims will utilize them. They are out of the Gods' control and won't be sold. They can however be used for the [[Bingo]].
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| style="text-align: center;"|<big>'''M'''</big> || '''[[Lab|Boss-Monster Parts]]''' - These are mainly won by defeating [[Boss-monsters|boss-monsters]] and used for the [[Lab]].
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| style="text-align: center;"|<big>'''U'''</big> || Unique Artifacts - These are won by defeating specific [[List of Monsters|Monsters]] (as indicated, below).
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| || Typical Artifacts - These are your run-of-the-mill items which are usually worth less than the '''Bold''' and '''Activatable''' types.
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| [[0% discount coupon]] || ||
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|}
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==1==
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{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
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|- id="s_1"
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! style="width: 40%"|Name
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! style="width: 5%"|Type
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| [[1-calorie meal]] || ||
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| [[1-for-the-price-of-2 voucher]] || ||
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| [[100-lb feather]] || ||
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| [[12th step]] || ||
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| [[19th hole]] || ||
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| [[1x magnifying glass]] || ||
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==2==
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|- id="s_2"
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! style="width: 40%"|Name
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! style="width: 5%"|Type
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! style="width: 55%"|Notes
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| [[2 pcs (2 pcs)]] || ||
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|-
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| [[24k goldfish]] || B ||
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| [[25-hour clock]] || ||
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| [[2D hologram]] || ||
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==3==
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! style="width: 40%"|Name
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! style="width: 5%"|Type
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! style="width: 55%"|Notes
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|- id="s_3"
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| data-sort-value="3000-days gold coin" | {{party|[[3000-days gold coin]]}} || B || Sold for 3000 gold coins
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Please feel free to add any that are missing, and keep in mind this is alphabetical.
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==5==
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|- id="s_5"
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! style="width: 40%"|Name
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! style="width: 5%"|Type
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! style="width: 55%"|Notes
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| [[5-second ruler]] || ||
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|- id="s_6"
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! style="width: 40%"|Name
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! style="width: 5%"|Type
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| [[6-pack of bargain artifacts]] || ||
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! style="width: 40%"|Name
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! style="width: 5%"|Type
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| [[8-bit coin]] || ||
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|-
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| [[8-bit mushroom]] || @ || This item gives a new aura to the hero (does not require godpower) (Autumn mushroom)
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| [[8-bit puzzle]] || ||
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! style="width: 40%"|Name
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! style="width: 5%"|Type
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! style="width: 55%"|Notes
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| [[Abduct tape]] || ||
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|-
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| [[Abominable snowcone]] || ||
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| [[Abominable snowflake]] || ||
 
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! [[Alchemical Transmuter|alchemical transmuter]]
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| [[Abracadabacus]] || B ||
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| align = "center" | @
 
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| ''This item can transform one or several bold items in inventory into golden bricks ''(requires 50% of godpower to activate)''.''
 
 
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! [[ambience fluxator]]
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| [[Absinthe spoon]] || U || Won by defeating a [[Green Fairy]].
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| align = "center" | @
 
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| ''This item gives a new aura to the hero ''(requires 50% of godpower to activate)''.''
 
 
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! [[babel fish]]
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| [[Absinthesizer]] || ||
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! [[bioenergy amplifier]]
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| [[Absolute power cord]] || B ||
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| align = "center" | @
 
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| ''This item gives a new aura to the hero ''(requires 50% of godpower to activate)''.''
 
 
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! [[box with a question mark]]
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| [[Absolute vacuum cleaner]] || B ||
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| align = "center" | @
 
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| ''This item can affect your hero in some random way. ''(requires 50% of godpower)''.''
 
 
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! [[bucket of antimatter]]  
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| [[Accidental floss]] || ||
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|-
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! [[cataclysmic converter]]
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| [[Achieve mint]] || B ||
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| align = "center" | @
 
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| ''This item can teleport the hero into the capital ''(requires 50% of godpower)''.''
 
 
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! [[center of gravity]]
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| [[ACME black hole]] || B ||
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! [[chain reactor]]
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| [[ACME monster trap]] || @ || This item summons a [[boss-monster]] for the hero to fight.
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! [[chrono trigger]]
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| [[Acoustic chair]] || ||
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! [[community chest]]
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| data-sort-value="Act of God insurance policy" | [[“Act of God” insurance policy]] || B ||
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! [[cone of silence]]
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| [[Activated activatable artifact]] || ||
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! [[continuum transfunctioner]]
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| [[Active ingredient]] || ||
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| align = "center" | @
 
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| ''This item can affect the hero in a good or bad way (requires 50% of godpower to activate).''
 
 
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! [[crumb of wisdom]]
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| [[Adam's apple]] || ||
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! [[deus ex machina]]
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| [[Adhesive healing strip]] || H ||
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| align = "center" | @
 
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| ''This item can affect the hero in a good or bad way (requires 50% of godpower to activate).''
 
 
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|-
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! [[diamond in the rough]]
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| [[Adhesive lubricant]] || ||
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! [[diary-entry generator]]
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| [[Adjective noun generator]] || ||
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! [[dose of reality]]
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| [[Adjustable reference point]] || ||
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! [[dragon egg incubator]]
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| [[Adult-proof bottle]] || ||
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|-
 
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! [[dream machine]]
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| [[Advice device]] || B ||  
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! [[emergency exit]]
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| [[Aerobics cube]] || ||
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| align = "center" | @
 
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| ''This item can teleport the hero into the capital (requires 50% of godpower to activate).''
 
 
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! [[essence of wealth]]
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| [[Aerosol bacon]] || ||
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! [[eye of the beholder]]
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| [[AFK suicide note]] || ||
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! [[eye of the storm]]
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| [[Afterlife survival guide]] || ||
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−
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|-
 
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! [[fallen star]]
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| [[Aglet]] || ||
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−
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|-
 
|-
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! [[fifth element]]
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| [[Air guitar]] || ||
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−
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|-
 
|-
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! [[final countdown clock]]
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| [[Alchemical transmuter]] || @ || This item can transform one or several [[bold artifacts|bold items]] in the hero's inventory into [[golden bricks]]
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−
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|-
 
|-
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! [[flux incapacitor]]
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| [[Alchemy textbook]] || ||
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| align = "center" | @
 
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| ''This item gives a new aura to the hero (requires 50% of godpower to activate).''
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[free fall accelerator]]
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| [[Alcohol patch]] || ||
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−
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|-
 
|-
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! [[friendship bracelet]]
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| data-sort-value="All live oil" | [["all live" oil]] || H ||
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| align = "center" | @
 
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| ''Gives the player a random friend ''(requires 50% of godpower to activate)''. ''
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[generic goodness in a bottle]]
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| [[All-seeing ear]] || ||
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| align = "center" | @
 
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| ''This item can completely restore hero's health (requires 50% of godpower to activate).''
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[gift of fate]]
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| [[All-seeing eyedrops]] || B ||
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| align = "center" | @
 
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| ''This item may give your hero a pleasant surprise (this item does not require godpower to be activated).''
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [["God-hero" dictionary]]
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| [[All-white chess set]] || ||
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|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[golden fiddle]]
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| [[Alpha mail]] || ||
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|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[golden snitch]]
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| [[Alternate reality cheque]] || B ||
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|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[golden ticket]]
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| [[Aluminum banner]] || ||
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| align = "center" | @
 
−
| ''This item can teleport the hero into the capital (requires 50% of godpower to activate).''
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[guide to the galaxy]]
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| data-sort-value="Amazing Anatomy book" | [["Amazing Anatomy" book]] || ||
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−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[heart of gold]]
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| [[Ambiance fluxuator]] || @ || This item gives a new [[aura]] to the hero.
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|  
 
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|-
 
|-
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! [[heavy-metal detector]]
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| [[Ambidextrose]] || ||
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|  
 
−
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|-
 
|-
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! [[hurricane in a bottle]]
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| [[Amper sand]] || ||
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| align = "center" | @
 
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| kills a monster or tries to melt a golden brick out of gold coins (requires 50% of godpower to activate).
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[improbability drive]]
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| [[Anachronistic clock]] || ||
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|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[indifference engine]]
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| [[Anaphylactic shock absorber]] || ||
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|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[invite to Godville]]
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| [[Anaphylactic sock]] || ||
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| align = "center" | @
 
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| ''Permanently stores the invite (''without activation, an invite can only be used while it's in the inventory, and may be sold by the hero, often for a high price'')'' ''(requires 50% of godpower)''
 
 
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|-
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! [[kernel of truth]]
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| [[Anarchist's rulebook]] || ||
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|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[key to success]]
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| [[Ancient relic of modern art]] || ||
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|  
 
−
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|-
 
|-
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! [[king's bounty]]
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| [[Anecdotal evidence]] || ||
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|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[lock of hero's hair]]
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| [[Anglo-saxophone]] || ||
−
| align = "center" | !!
 
−
| ''Can be obtained after winning a skirmish or duel. The lock of hair is specific to the hero/heroine defeated.''
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[logic gate]]
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| data-sort-value="anniversary gold coin" | {{party|[[anniversary gold coin]]}} || B || Sold for 3000 gold coins
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[missing link]]
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| [[Anonymous identity card]] || ||
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|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[mnemonic device]]
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| [[Another brick from the wall]] || ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[monster repellent]]
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| [[Another man's shoes]] || ||
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| align = "center" | @
 
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| ''This item kills the monster or tries to melt a golden brick out of gold coins (requires 50% of godpower to activate).''
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[mystery box]]
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| [[Anti-aliasing cream]] || ||  
−
| align = "center" | @
 
−
| ''This item can affect the hero in a good or bad way (requires 50% of godpower to activate).''
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[operating model of a black hole]]
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| [[Anti-bacterial software]] || ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[Pandora's box]]
+
| [[Anti-glitch cream]] || ||
−
| align = "center" | @
 
−
| ''This item can affect your hero in some random way. (requires 50% of godpower)''
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[philosopher's stone]]
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| [[Anti-social network]] || ||
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| align = "center" | @
 
−
| ''This item can transform one or several bold items in inventory into golden bricks (requires 50% of godpower to activate).''
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[pick of destiny]]
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| [[Antibacterial soapstone]] || ||
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|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[picture of ten thousand words]]
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| [[Antibody wash]] || ||
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|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[pointy WIZZARD hat]]
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| [[Antifreeze-pop]] || ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[portable quest generator]]
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| [[Antihysteriamine]] || ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[portable tunnel]]
+
| [[Antimatter of fact]] || ||
−
| align = "center" | @
 
−
| ''This item can teleport the hero into the capital (requires 50% of godpower to activate).''
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[portable stairway to heaven]]
+
| [[Antiskeptic hand wash]] || ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[praystation]]
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| data-sort-value="Any key" | [[“any” key]] || ||
−
| align = "center" | @
 
−
| Gives you one charge in the accumulator (requires 50% of godpower to activate).
 
 
|-
 
|-
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! [[pre-paid indulgence card]]
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| [[Apocalypse date generator]] || B ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [["Probability in Games for Dummies" book]]
+
| data-sort-value="Apocalypse Herald newspaper" | [["Apocalypse Herald" newspaper]] || ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[priceless gift]]
+
| [[Apocalypse insurance]] || ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[recipe for success]]
+
| [[Apocalypstick]] || ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[root of all evil]]
+
| [[Apothecary in a bottle]] || H ||
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|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[root of all goodness]]
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| [[Aqua vitae]] || H ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[rosetta stone]]
+
| [[Aqueduct tape]] || ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[Santa Claws bag]]
+
| [[Arcade token]] || ||
−
| align = "center" | @
 
−
| ''This item may give your hero a pleasant surprise (this item does not require godpower to be activated).''
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[small hadron collider]]
+
| [[Arcane sugar]] || ||
−
| align = "center" | @
 
−
| ''This item gives a new aura to the hero (requires 50% of godpower to activate).''
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[solar-powered darkness absorber]]
+
| [[Archeological record album]] || ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[stereotypewriter]]
+
| [[Archimedes' screwdriver]] || ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[supersonic screwdriver]]
+
| [[Area 51 VIP pass]] || ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[Ticket for 'Godville the Musical']]  
+
| [[Arena ticket]] || @ || This item sends the hero to the [[arena]].
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|  
 
−
|
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[tinsel pack]]
+
| [[Arenalin]] || @ || This item sends the hero to the [[arena]].
−
| align = "center" | @
 
−
| ''This item may give your hero a pleasant surprise (this item does not require godpower to be activated).''
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[trophy generator]]
+
| data-sort-value="Arena's Wackiest Bloopers movie" | [["Arena's Wackiest Bloopers" movie]] || ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[two tickets to paradise]]
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| [[Argyle sock puppet]] || ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[vial of unjustified optimism]]
+
| [[Ark registration form]] || ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[will power generator]]
+
| [[Ark safety checklist]] || ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[zen energy pouch]]
+
| [[Ark welder]] || B ||
−
| align = "center" | @
 
−
| ''This item can completely restore hero's health (requires 50% of godpower to activate).''
 
 
|-
 
|-
−
! [[zombie survival kit]]
+
| [[Armageddon survival manual]] || ||
−
|  
 
−
|  
 
 
|-
 
|-
 +
| [[Armoire of invincibility]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Armor cooling system]] || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Armor-piercing can opener]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Arsonist's cookbook]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Art registration form]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Artifact placeholder]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Artifact Price Guide: 601 g.e. Edition]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Artifacts & Collectibles magazine" | [[“Artifacts & Collectibles” magazine]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Artificial artifact]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Artillery battery]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Arty fact]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ashes-to-dust converter]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Assault & battery charger]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Assemblage point]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Asset liquidizer]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Astral paper plane]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Astral projector]] || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Atheism for Dummies flyer" | [["Atheism for Dummies" flyer]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Atheist's guide to heaven]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Athlete's footnote]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Atom balm]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Atomic bon-bon]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Atomic bond]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Atomic weight set]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Atrophy trophy]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Attached string]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Attempted Try trophy" | [["Attempted Try" trophy]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Attention spam]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Attention spanner]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Attention-seeking missile]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Audiobook of untold tales]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Aura-scope]] || @ || This item gives a new [[aura]] to the hero.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Author's note]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Autocarrot]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Autocorrection fluid]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Autocorrection four Dummies guide" | [["Autocorrection four Dummies" guide]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Autographed self-portrait]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Avoiding Dummies for Dummies book" | [["Avoiding Dummies for Dummies" book]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Award-winning award]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Awkward silence generator]] || B ||
 
|}
 
|}
  
−
==Healing Artifacts==
+
==B==
 +
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
 +
|- id="s_B"
 +
! style="width: 40%"|Name
 +
! style="width: 5%"|Type
 +
! style="width: 55%"|Notes
 +
|-
 +
| [[B-side]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Babel fish]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Back log]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Back pedal]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Background music generator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Background radiator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Backhand of fate]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Backseat driver's license]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Backstage pass]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Backup pan]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Backup plan]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bacon of hope]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bacon powder]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bacterial subculture]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bad breathalyzer]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bad fanfiction]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bad horoscope]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bad juju]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bad sign]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Badge of honorable mention]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of air]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of championchips]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of companionchips]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of computer chips]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of conspiracy nuts]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of cut corners]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of dirty thoughts]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of empty promises]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of filthy prawns]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of holy shiitake mushrooms]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of jellyfish sticks]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of legally-smuggled goods]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of liquid nails]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of lost marbles]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of lovely bones]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of navigational breadcrumbs]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of nopes]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of otter's noses]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of rehydrated raisins]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of rejected suggestions]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of scrabble tiles]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of shoulder chips]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of smithereens]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of trophies]]  || @ || Found at something interesting on the map (No GP required to activate, contains several artifacts)
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag of unicorn flakes]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bag with 99 red doubloons]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Baking soda volcano]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Balance tipper]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ball of fame]] || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ballistic mistletoe]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ballpark figurine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ballpoint quill]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Banana bomb]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bananalyzer]]    || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Banana splitter]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bank pen]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bar of code]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bar of liquid soap]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bar of spaghetti]]  || U || Won by defeating a [[Spaghetti Elemental]]
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bar tab]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bargaining tool]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Barrel of laughs]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Barrel scraper]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bartering ram]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Basilisk breeder's manual]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Basket of egg bombs]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bathtub ring]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Battery (not included)]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Battery antacid]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Battery-powered battery charger]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Battle-ark boardgame]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Beacon of hopelessness]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bead of sweat]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bean of light]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bear necessities]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Beaten bush]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Beauty mark]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bed of snails]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Beelzebubble gum]]  || U || Won by defeating a [[Beelzebieber]].
 +
|-
 +
| [[Beer-battered beer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Beer-scented soap]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Behemoth-flavored tea]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Belated birthday cake]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Belated "get well" card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bengal light]]  || @ || This item may give your hero a pleasant surprise (Christmas artifact)
 +
|-
 +
| [[Benjamin's button]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Berth certificate]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bertrand's teapot]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Beryllium sphere]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Best boss statuette]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [["Best of Monsters" mixtape]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Best of the Rest award" | [["Best of the Rest" award]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Beta carrot]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Beta artifact]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [["Better Luck Next Time" trophy]]   ||   ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bi-polar compass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bible belt]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Biblical proportions]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bicycle of life]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Big picture]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bigger bang theory]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bigger fish]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bill of bragging rights]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bill of lefts]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bill of wrongs]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Binary abacus]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Binary array]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Binary bible]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Binary dice]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Binary haiku]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Binary sudoku page]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Binary sudoku puzzle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Binary-tree seed]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Biodegradable diamond]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Biodegradable time capsule]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bioenergy amplifier]]  || @ || This item gives a new [[aura]] to the hero.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Biological clock]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bit map]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bit of bytes]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bit of inspiration]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bittersweetener]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Black and white pen]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Black briefcase]]  ||  @  || Won by [[fishing]]. Activating with 0% [[Godpower]] can give you something random or nothing at all.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Black highlighter pen]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Black hole detergent]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Black hole punch]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Black magic marker]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Black mail]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Black market loyalty card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Black market pamphlet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Black pepper spray]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Black-and-white rainbow]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Black-and-whiteboard]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blackbeard's razor]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blank birth certificate]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blank dice]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blank grocery list]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blank idea slip]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blank rain check]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blank spell scroll]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blank tombstone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blank treasure map]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blanket of snow]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blanket term]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blast from the past]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blazing saddle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blind spot]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Block of administratium]]  ||  B  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bloodbank loan]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blood-curdling cream]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blood-drinking straw]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blood-splattered smiley badge]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bloodstained 'free hugs' sign]]
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blown cover]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blown gasket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blue collar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blue pill of happiness]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blue streak]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blue tooth]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Blunting stone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Board of education]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bobby prize]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Body language translator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bold item]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Boneless chicken eggs]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bone of contention]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bone to pick]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bonus track]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Booby prize]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bōõk öf Ãççêñts]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of common knowledge]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of Common Preyers]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of convincing alibis]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of dungeon etiquette]] || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of Dupes]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of Dupes (2nd edition)]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of e-mail stamps]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of famous last words]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of generic pet names]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of glitchcraft]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of lulz]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of neverending stories]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of rejected prayers]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of saucery]] ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of single-letter words]] ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of skill]] || @ || This item replaces one of the hero's skills with some other one.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of time stamps]] ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of trendy warcries]] ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of unprintable evil]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of unsubstantiated rumors]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of unwritten laws]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Book of unwritten rules]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Booklet "The 101 Things To Do If You Ever Became An Evil Overlord"]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Boonbox]] || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Boring machine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Borrowed time machine]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Boss key]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Boss monster plushie]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Boss monster's paycheck]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bosscoin]]  || B ||  Found in the [[Datamine]]. Also called bytecoin in diary entries.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle cap collection]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle in a bottle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle in a miniature ship]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle in a ship]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle labeled "Drink me"]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle labeled "Eat me"]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of ad hoc solution]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of awesomesauce]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of beer from a wall]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of brainwashing detergent]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of breathable air]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of Bumchestershire sauce]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Bottle of Common Scents cologne" | [[Bottle of 'Common Scents' cologne]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of canned HP]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of crocodile tears]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of dandelion wine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of dead air]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of demonade]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of depressants]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of diet water]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of diluted water]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of djinn and tonic]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of domesticated beer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of drinking tobacco]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of e-ink]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of eau de toilet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of fairy-free milk]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of firewater]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of greenhouse gases]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of holy ale]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of liquid courage]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of liquid cowardice]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of liquid ice]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of liquid rainbow]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of loveless potion]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of medicinal laughter]]  ||  H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of mojo]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of nail vanish]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of not-so-secret sauce]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of nuka-cola]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of powdered water]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of secret sauce]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of self-esteem]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of serial port wine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of snake oil]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of talon varnish]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of thought cleanser]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of unidentified flying sauce]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of unscented perfume]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of USB port]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of virgin's tears]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of Vitameatavegamin]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of whatever]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of whine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle of workahol]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottle with a ghost ship]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottled nostalgia]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottom dollar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottom line]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottom of a barrel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottomless cup]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bottomless hole]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bouncing checkbook]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bouquet of heroic posies]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bouquet of forget-me's]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bouquet of remember-me-nots]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bouquet of ultraviolets]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bouquet of whoopsy-daisies]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bourbon legend]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bowl of coinflakes]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bowl of copypasta]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bowl of instant karma]] || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bowl of leeches and cream]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bowl of petunias]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bowl of primordial stew]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of broken dreams]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of death matches]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of disposable swords]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of exhibitionist matches]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of fig neutrons]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of fireproof matches]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of headless matches]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of infinite fruit loops]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of laundry deterrent]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of mismatches]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of past tenses]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of rejected ideas]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of second-hand matches]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of shame]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of short fuses]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of sins]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of smile wipes]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of spare time]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box of web cookies]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box with a question mark]]  || @ || This item can affect the hero or heroine in a good or bad way.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Box-shaped heart]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Boxer briefcase]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Boy Scout's badge]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Braille “Do Not Touch!” sign]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Braille magnifying glove]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Brainstorm forecast]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Brainwave]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Branch from an iron tree]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Branch of a family tree]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Brand new bag]]  || @ || Won by [[fishing]]. Activating with 0% [[Godpower]] can give you something random or nothing at all.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Brand-new piece of junk]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Brazen lyre]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bread-powered toaster]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Breaking news repair kit]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Breaking point]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Breathtaking mint]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Brick of fool's gold]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Brick of purest green]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Brick polishing kit]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Bricks Happen bumper sticker" | [["Bricks Happen" bumper sticker]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bright future dimmer]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Briquette of dry wine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Briquette of flame-retardant charcoal]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Broken ego]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Broken heart]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Broken heart monitor]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Broken metaphor]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Broken news repair kit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Broken Out of order sign" | [[Broken "Out of order" sign]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Broken promise]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Broken rearview mirror]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Broken record]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Broken rule]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Broken rule book]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Broken slinky]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Broken soulcube]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Broken stereotype]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Broken water chip]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Broken will]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bromantic novel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Broom with a view]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Broomerang]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Brown note generator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Brown paper lunch bag]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Brownie point]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Brutal smile]]  || U || Won by defeating a [[Cheshire Rat]].
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bubble of magnifying gas]] ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bucket of antimatter]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bucket of bolts]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bucket of elbow grease]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bucket of invisible paint]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bucket of steam]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bucket of striped paint]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Buckyball]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Buffalo wing]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Build your own unicorn kit" | [["Build your own unicorn" kit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bull's eyeglasses]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bull's horn]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bulletproof grass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bullseye drops]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bunch of baloney]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bunch of gripes]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bunch of hallucinogenic dill]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bunch of pansies]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bunch of wilted flowers]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bundle of DNA-chains]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bundle of nerves]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bundle of seven deadly pins]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bunny-shaped bath soap]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bun of steel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Buns of steel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Buoyant anchor]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Burial voucher]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Buried hatchet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Burn notice]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Burnt calorie]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Burnt ice cube]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Burst bubble]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Busy signal amplifier]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Butt of a joke]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Buttered finger]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Bytecode fragment]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Byte mark]] ||  ||
 +
|}
  
−
These artifacts are displayed in ''italics'' in your inventory.
+
==C==
 +
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
 +
|- id="s_C"
 +
! style="width: 40%"|Name
 +
! style="width: 5%"|Type
 +
! style="width: 55%"|Notes
 +
|-
 +
| [[Caffeinated holy water]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Camouflask]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can closer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of ambrosia]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of asteroid repellent]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of black paint]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of blinker fluid]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of borrowed time]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of cootie repellent]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of decompressed air]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of dehydrated water]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of doctored peppers]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of forced habits]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Can of greener grass paint" | [[Can of 'greener grass' paint]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of harespray]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of hug repellent]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of lethargy drink]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of midnight oil]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of monster mash]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of pain thinner]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of powdered toast]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of primordial ooze]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of refried jellybeans]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of reodorant]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of sensible string]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of serious string]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of spam]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of spinach]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of tribble food]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of tuna-safe dolphin]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of uneasy cheese]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Can of whoopass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Canceled life insurance policy]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Candied toothbrush]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Candle burnt at both ends]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Candy corn on the cob]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Candy from a stranger]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Candy gram]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Canned bread]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Canned heat]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Capital reward]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Captain's log]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Captain's pipe]]  || U || Won by defeating a [[Drowned Captain]].
 +
|-
 +
| [[Carbon credit card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Carbon footprint]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cardboard coffin]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cardboard shuriken]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Care spray]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Carnivorous thimble]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Carriage of justice]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Carrot and stick gift set]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Carrot on a stick]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Carton of juicy gossip]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Case closer]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Case of hiccups]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Case of indigestion]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Case of the Mondays]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Case of the feels]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cat in the bag]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cat scanner]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cat's 9 lives coupon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cat's tenth life]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cat-flavored mouse food]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cataclysmic converter]]  || @ || This item can teleport the hero into a random [[Towns|town]]
 +
|-
 +
| [[Catalog of heroic poses]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Catalog of minor indiscretions]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Catch-22]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Catch-up bottle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Catchy line]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cattle driver's license]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cautionary tail]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cease-fire extinguisher]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Center of a donut]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Center of gravity]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cerberus' flea collar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Certificate of appreciation]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Certificate of eccentricity]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Certificate of heroism]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Certificate of incompletion]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Certificate of moderate sanity]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chain letter opener]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chain mail knitting pattern]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chain of command]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chain of events]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chain reactor]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chained crate]] || @ || Sail Reward. Grants some gold and artifacts.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chainmail towel]] ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chakra realigner]] || @ || This item gives a new aura to the hero.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Champignon]] || @ || This item gives a new aura to the hero (does not require godpower) (Autumn mushroom)
 +
|-
 +
| [[Championchips]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Change of heart]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Change of plan]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chaos engine]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Character flaw]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Character hardener]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Character-building blocks]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chariot license]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chastity belt spanner]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cheap shot glass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cheat codex]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Check-mark box]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Cheerful Hobbit hair removal wax" | [[“Cheerful Hobbit” hair removal wax]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cheese moon]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cheese wheel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cheesy pick-up line generator]]   ||   ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cherry bomb pie]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cherry Pi]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chest of silent applause]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chick magnet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chicken magnet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chicken noodle soap]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chicken noodle soup]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Chicken salad" | {{turkey|[[Chicken salad]]}} || @ ||  Completely restores the hero's health. Doesn't require GP. (Thanksgiving artifact)
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chicken's finger]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Childhood dream]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chill pill]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chip off the old block]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chipped golden brick]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chipped truth]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chiseled feature]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chloroform-scented candle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chocolate bunny ear]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chocolate dust bunny]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chocolate microchip]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chopping list]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chordless guitar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Christmas cracker]]  || @ || This item may give your hero a pleasant surprise (Christmas artifact)
 +
|-
 +
| [[Christmas miracle]]  || @ || This item may give your hero a pleasant surprise (Christmas artifact, won from Christmas Wraiths)
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chrono trigger]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chunk of concrete evidence]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Circle of life]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Circular reference]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Circular void generator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Circumstantial evidence]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Class-action figure]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Classified document]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Clean slate]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Clean whistle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Clear-colored crayon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Clever pun]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cliché filter]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cliff's hanger]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Clique bait]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Clockwork orange]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Close call]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Closed caption opener]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Closed loophole]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Closed mind]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cloud chamber]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cloud nine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cloud sewing kit]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Clown jewel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Clutch of unscrambled eggs]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cocktail umbrella]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Code of misconduct]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Code snippet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Coffin brochure]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Coffin nail]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Coil of lathered rope]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Coil of platinum barbed wire]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Coined word]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cold plate of revenge]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cold shoulder]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cold-air balloon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Collapsible hole]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Collateral damage calculator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Collection of Imperial March remixes]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Collection of multi-colored photons]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Collection of thoughts]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Collide-o-scope]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Colombian bow tie]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Colorful phrase]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Colorless kaleidoscope]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Columnist manifesto]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Comb-over]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Comfort zone map]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Comic timer]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Common cold compress]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Common essence]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Community chest]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Compact discus]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Companion cube]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Compass without a needle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Compelling backstory]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Compliment bait]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Complimentary death certificate]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Complimentary downgrade coupon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Compost-it note]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Compound fracture]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Compulsive lyre]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Computer bug repellent]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Concentrated spirituality]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Concrete piñata]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cone of silence]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Confidence-building block]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Confidentiality agreement]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Confidentiality disagreement]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Confusion core]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Conscience inhibitor]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Consolation pie]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Consolation prize]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Conspiracy theory]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Conspiracy walnut]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Constant number generator]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Constant variable]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Constellation prize]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Contingency plan]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Continuum transfunctioner]]  || @ || This item can affect the hero or heroine in a good or bad way.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Contrabandage]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Contract lens]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Contradictionary]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Conversation piece]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Conversation starter]]  || @ || This item helps your hero find a new friend.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cookie jar]]  || @ || Won by [[fishing]]. Activating with 0% [[Godpower]] can give you something random or nothing at all.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cool side of the pillow]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cooties vaccine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Copy of HeroWorld magazine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Copy of the "what the" FAQ]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cordless extension cord]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cordless xylophone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Corkscrew in a bottle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Corn on the cobwebs]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Corner cutter]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Corner of the globe]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Corporate stepladder]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Corpse flower bouquet]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cosmo knot]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cottonmouth candy]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Couch potato peeler]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Could-have bean]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Counterclockwise clock]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Counterfeit Godville invite]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Counterfeit love]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Couple of midichlorians]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Coupon for %v% ©]]  ||  || Daily reward coupon clipped from the [[Godville_Times#Free_Coupons|Godville Times]]
 +
|-
 +
| [[Coupon for a free coupon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Courage requisition form]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Covalent bond]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Coy fish]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cracked magic mirror]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Crackerjack prize]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cradle of civilization]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Crash Testing for Dummies book" | [["Crash Testing for Dummies" book]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Crayon of an unknown color]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Crazy train ticket]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Creative account]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Creative license]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Creature comforter]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Crescent moon rock]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cringe-o-meter]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Critical moss]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Crooked arrow]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Crop circle pattern book" | [[“Crop circle pattern” book]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cross-contaminant]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cross-sword puzzle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Crow's feet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Crow's nest egg]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Crumb of wisdom]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Crushed spirit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cryogenically preserved phoenix]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cryptic metaphor]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cryptic prophecy]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cryptograham crackers]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cryptographic novel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Crystal ball bearing]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cubic ball]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cubist cigar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cultural shock absorber]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Culture shock absorber]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cup of instant gratification]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cup of javascript]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cup of kindness]]  ||  H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cup of rage]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Curious thing]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Current tissue]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cursed scroll of blessings]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cursive script decoder]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Customer base]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Customer disloyalty card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cute angle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cutthroat lozenge]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cyclops eye drop]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cyclops' eyepatch]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cyclops' monocle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Cyclops' spectacles]]  ||  ||
 +
|}
  
−
{| border="3"
+
==D==
 +
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
 +
|- id="s_D"
 +
! style="width: 40%"|Name
 +
! style="width: 5%"|Type
 +
! style="width: 55%"|Notes
 +
|-
 +
| [[D.I.Y. lobotomy kit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[D.I.Y. monster kit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Daily special]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dalmation figurine (101 pcs)]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Damaged pride repair kit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Damn good coffee]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dark energy bar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dark matter of fact]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dark side's cookie]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Darwin award]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dash of hope]] ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Data griddle]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Data plan]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Data rope]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Data-scrubbing brush]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dating agency questionnaire]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Davy Jones' locker]]  || @ || This item can affect the hero or heroine in a good or bad way.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Daydream catcher]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Daylight saver]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Daylight savings reward card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Daylight torch]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[De-carbonated soda]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deactivated charcoal]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deactivated frankincense monster]]  || U ||  Won by defeating a [[Mad Scientist]].
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dead beat]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dead brain cell]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dead brain slug]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dead door nail]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dead garden gnome]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dead giveaway]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dead man's chest]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dead parrot]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dead pet rock]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dead pixel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dead weight]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deadline extender]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deal breaker]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Death box]]  || @ ||  Death offering, zero GP to activate. Contains a selection of artifacts.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Death note (Artifact) |Death note]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Death support machine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Death's chess set]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Debt ceiling fan]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Debt to society]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Decaf coffee table]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Decaffeinated water]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Decimal place holder]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deck of 52 praying cards]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deck of blood donor cards]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deck of carbs]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Declaration of dependence]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Declaration of impudence]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deconstructive feedback]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Decoration of independence]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deductive seasoning]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deep fried salad]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deep space heater]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Definite article]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Definite dupe]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Defrag mint]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Defragmentation grenade]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Defoliating scrub]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Degenerator]]  || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Degree of freedom]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Degree of separation]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dehydrating lotion]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dehydrating moisturizer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deja brew]] || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deleted footage]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deleted history book]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deleted uranium]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Delight bulb]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Demagnetized moral compass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Demotivational poster]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Depleted geranium]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Desanitizing lotion]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Desert rose]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Despair tire]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Destruction manual]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deus ex machina]]  || @ || This item can affect the hero or heroine in a good or bad way.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deus fax machina]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Developmental tissue]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Deviant tarts]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Devil's avocado]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Devil's handbasket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dewaffling iron]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Diamond in the rough]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Diamond in the rough draft]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Diary of a feral hero]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Diary of a madman]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Diary of an abandoned hero]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Diary page 404]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Diary entry generator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dictionary of typos]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dictionary of unspoken words]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Diddly squat]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Diet coal]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Diet salt]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Different angle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Diffraction grating]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Digital abacus]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Digital hourglass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Digital surfboard]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dig-your-own-tomb kit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dihydrogen monoxide potion]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dimensional destabilizer]]  || @ || This item can affect the hero or heroine in a good or bad way.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dirty deed]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dirty little secret]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dirty money]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Disaccordian]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Disappointment ointment]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Disarmchair]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Disassembling kit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Disbelief suspenders]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Discharged doomsday device]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Discharged lightning bolt]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Discharged wand of wishing]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Disciplinary action figure]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Disclosed secret]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Discolouring book]]   ||   ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Disconnect-the-dots book]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Discredited card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Disembodied voice box]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Disengagement ring]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dish of well-done sashimi]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dish of well-done sushi]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Disharmonica]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dishonorary degree]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dislike button]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dismembership card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Disposable recycling bin]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Disposable soul patch]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Disposable thumb]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Disposable tombstone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Distended warranty]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Disturbing thought]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Divine Spark]]  || @ ||  This item restores some godpower
 +
|-
 +
| [[Divine whetstone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Do Disturb sign" | [["Do Disturb" sign]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [["Do Not Feed the Tribbles" sign]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Doc-in-a-box]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dodged ball]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dolphin towel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Don't be a noob guide" | [["Don't be a noob" guide]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[“Don't Contact Us” form]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Don't-do-it-yourself guide]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Donation box]] || @ || Sail reward. 50% GP to get bold/activatable artifacts and some gold.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Donut hole puncher]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Doom-it-yourself manual]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Doormat]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dose of reality]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dot net]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dotcom bubble]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Double cross]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Double dip]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Double elexir]] || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Double eyepatch (Artifact)|Double eyepatch]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Double healix]]  || H  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Double take]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Double-barreled shot glass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Double-ended candle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Downward spiral]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dragonbreath mint]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dragon Dungeon map]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dragon egg incubator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dragon wheel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dragon's breathalyzer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dramatic entrance fee receipt]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dramatic flare]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Drawing of a conclusion]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dreadmill]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dream machine]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dream sweetener]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dream tosser]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dried-out marker]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Drift catcher]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Drink. Pray. Fight. sticker" | [[“Drink. Pray. Fight.” sticker]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Drinking horn]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[DRM-protected diary]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Drop of uncertainty]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dropped hint]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Drug test cheat sheet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dry-erase quill]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dry icicle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Dry Paint sign" | [[“Dry Paint” sign]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dual core apple]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dual screen stone tablet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dub-stepladder]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dub-stepping stone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Duct tape recorder]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dug chest]]  ||  @ || Found by [[Digging|digging]]. Activating with 0% [[Godpower]] could give something valuable or some rubbish.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dumb luck]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Dummy's Guide to Dummies guide" | [[“Dummy's Guide to Dummies” guide]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dummies' guide to guides]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dupe detector]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [["Dupe!" stamp]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Duplicated copy]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dungeon air freshener]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dungeon brew]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dungeon driver's license]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dungeon floor plan]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dungeon travel brochure]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dust collector]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dwarf star]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Dyslexic lexicon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Déjà voodoo doll]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Déjà vuvuzela]]  ||  ||
 +
|}
  
 +
==E==
 +
 +
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
 +
|- id="s_E"
 +
! style="width: 40%"|Name
 +
! style="width: 5%"|Type
 +
! style="width: 55%"|Notes
 +
|-
 +
| [[E-bookcase]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ear wig]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ear of the %monster%]]  || M || body part award for beating a [[boss-monster]]. Gods with a [[lab]] can use this part.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Earth wind and fire alarm]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Earthly newspaper]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Earwax candle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Easter egg]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Easter egg detector]]  ||  B  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Easter eggplant]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Easy button]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Eau de napalm]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ebonite rod]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Eclectic guitar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Eco-friendly rock]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Edge of a sphere]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Edge of reason]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Edible pie chart]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Eerie silence generator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ego alternator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ego repair kit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ego trip planner]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Egolocator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Elastic wishbone]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Elbow room generator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Elder's scroll]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Electric compass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Electric hypewriter]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Electric sundial]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Electron horoscope]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Elegant solution]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Elemeno pea]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Element of surprise]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Elephant's memory stick]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Eleventh diary entry]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Elf-defense book]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Elven ear sharpener]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Email envelope]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Embalming for Mummies book" | [[“Embalming for Mummies” book]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Embarrassing baby picture]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Embarrassing sound effect]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Emergency bacon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Emergency donut]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Emergency entrance sign]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Emergency exit]]  || @ || This item can teleport the hero into a random [[Towns|town]]
 +
|-
 +
| [[Emergency flirtation device]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Emoji hieroglyph]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Emoji translator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Emotional destabilizer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Emotional randomizer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Emotional rollercoaster ticket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Emotional shock absorber]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Emotional support]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Empirical ruler]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Empty bag of promises]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Empty box of GECK]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Empty can of whoop-ass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Empty cookie jar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Empty flask of immortality]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Empty genie lamp]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Empty inventory slot]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Empty pocket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Empty save slot]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Empty soulstone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Empty treasure chest]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Emulator of a simulator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Encrypted file]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Encyclopedia Godvillia]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Encyclopedia Heroica]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Encyclopedia Monsterica]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[End of a Möbius strip]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[End of a rope]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[End of the line]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Endangered monsters list]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Energy-saving candle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Enigma machine]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Enlightening bolt]]  || @ || This item either kills the [[List of Monsters|monster]] your hero is fighting or turns 3000 coins into a [[golden brick]].
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ennui potion]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Enthusiasm curber]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Entropy inverter]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Epileptic tree's seed]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Epitaph customizer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Erasable tombstone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ergonomic torture device]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Escapade pod]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Escape key]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Escape route]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Essence of awesomeness]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Essence of health]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Essence of nonsense]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Essence of nothing]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Essence of wealth]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Eternal hope spring]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ethyl juice soda]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Evening-before pill]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Event horizon invitation]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Everlasting goblinstopper]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Everlasting gobstopper]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About CENSORED brochure" | [["Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About CENSORED" brochure|"Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About &lt;CENSORED&gt;" brochure]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Eviction notice]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Evidence plant]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Evil eye candy]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Evil laugh track]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Evil plan incubator]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Evil rights amendment]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Evolutionary scale]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Evolving door]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Exact approximator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Excalibur's stone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Exclamation pint]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Executable file]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Exhibit B]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Exhibitionist matches]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Existential bread]]  ||  B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Exorcise ball]]  || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Exorcise machine]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Exotic handbag]]  || @ || Won by [[fishing]]. Activating with 0% [[Godpower]] can give you something random or nothing at all.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Exotic seashell]] || B || Sail Reward.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Expected twist]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Expelbook]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Expensive freebie]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Expired artifact]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Expired gift certificate]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Expired invincibility potion]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Expired marriage license]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Expired time-travel potion]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Explosive firework]]  || @ ||  This item may give your hero a pleasant surprise (Christmas artifact)
 +
|-
 +
| [[Extendable antenna]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Extinction cord]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Extinction event planner]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Extra chromosome]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Extra life]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Extra turn]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Eye candy]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Eye of potato]]  ||  ||
 
|-
 
|-
−
! scope="row" | bottle labeled “Drink me”
+
| [[Eye of the %monster%]]  || M || body part award for beating a [[boss-monster]]. Gods with a [[lab]] can use this part.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Eye of the beholder]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Eye of the storm]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Eye opener]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Eye pod]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Eyebrowser]]  ||  ||
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
==F==
  
 +
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
 +
|- id="s_F"
 +
! style="width: 40%"|Name
 +
! style="width: 5%"|Type
 +
! style="width: 55%"|Notes
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fabergé egg timer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fabergé omelette]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fabric hardener]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fabric of time]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Face balm]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Face palm oil]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Facts of Life popup book" | [["Facts of Life" popup book]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fail safe]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fairy ale]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fairy's tail]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fake guild badge]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fake sunburn kit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fallen hero's last will]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fallen star]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[False alarm clock]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[False god particle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[False hope]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[False sense of security]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[False testimony]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Family jewel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Family tree seed]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Family tree trimmer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Family values]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fan Mail]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fanboy repellent]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fangirl repellent]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fantastic flour]] ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fantasy archetype]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fashion statement]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fatal exception]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Faux paw]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Feather weight]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fedora of the explorer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fee radical]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Female-to-male phrasebook]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ferrous wheel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fez dispenser]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fibonacci sequencer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fibonacci sequins]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fiddler's elbow]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fiddlestick]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fiddlesticks]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fifth element]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fight club rulebook]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fight data recorder]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fight-or-flight simulator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Figment of procrastination]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Figment of the imagination]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Figure of speech]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Figure "5" in gold]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Filet o' satellite fish]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fillet of the %monster%]]  || M || body part award for beating a [[boss-monster]]. Gods with a [[lab]] can use this part.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fill-in-the-blanket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Filthy trap]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Final aid kit]]  || @ ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Final countdown clock]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Final written warning]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Finder's fee]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fine kettle of fish]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fingerprint magnet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Finished connect-the-dots book]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Finite loop]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fire and brimstone gift set]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fire in the hole]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fire on the stick]]  || @ || This item may give your hero a pleasant surprise (Christmas artifact)
 +
|-
 +
| [[Firefox tail]]  || U ||  Won by defeating a [[Firefox]].
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fireproof bush]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fireworks set]]  || @ || This item may give your hero a pleasant surprise (Christmas artifact)
 +
|-
 +
| [[First piece of the puzzle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[First-in-line ticket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[First-raid kit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fish in a barrel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fish-call]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fission chip]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fission chips]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Five-finger discount card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Five-second rulebook]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fix-a-dent]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fixer elixir]] || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flambouyancy aid]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flame-retardant charcoal]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flammable fire extinguisher]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flask of automa-tonic]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flask of dragon's tears]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flask of liquid vacuum]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flask of living water]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flask of witch's brewski]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flat globe of Godville]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flattering picture]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flawed coping mechanism]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flea magnet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flexible option]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flight data recorder]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flimsy excuse]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flip side]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fluffy wambler]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flute of the loom]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flux incapacitor]]  || @ || This item gives a new [[aura]] to the hero.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flying carpet cleaner]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flying fish feather]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Flying toaster]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Foam rubber barbell]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Foe pass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fog of war machine]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Folder N666]]  || U || Won by defeating a [[Devil's Advocate]].
 +
|-
 +
| [[Food colouring pencil]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Food pyramid]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Foolproof pan]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Foolproof plan]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fool's goldfish]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Foot solder]]  || H  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Forbidden fruit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Forbidden scroll of moderate blasphemy]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Forged heat signature]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Forged signature]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Forgetful foam mattress]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Forget-me-knot]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Forget-me-now flower]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Forgotten memory]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fork in the road]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fortune-teller's kit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fossil record player]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fossilized thesaurus]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fountain plug]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Four leaf notebook]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fragrance grenade]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Frame of mind]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Frame of reference]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Framed cave painting]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fraternity test]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Frayed knot]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Free beer ticket" | [["Free beer" ticket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Free cheese]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Free fall accelerator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Free hug coupon" | [['Free hug' coupon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Free lunch]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Free sample]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [["Free Shrugs" sign]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Free-of-charge battery]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Free-range ant farm]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Free-range vegetable]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Freeze flame]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Frequent-fleeing club card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fresh lemonaid]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Freudian slip]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Friar alarm]]  ||  ||
 
|-
 
|-
−
! scope="row" | bunch of hallucinogenic dill
+
| [[Friendly fire]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Friends filter]]  ||  B  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Friend-zoning permit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="From Valhalla, with love postcard" | [[“From Valhalla, with love” postcard]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Frontstage pass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Frosted snowflake]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Frozen can of antifreeze]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Frozen fireball]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Frugalhorn]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fruit loop]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fruit of ignorance]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fruit of knowledge]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fruit of labor]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Full-size scale model]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Full-color blueprint]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fully automatic manual]] ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Funeral home loyalty card]] ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fun-sized health potion]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Funky beet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fur of the %monster%]]  || M || body part award for beating a [[boss-monster]]. Gods with a [[lab]] can use this part.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Futile resistor]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Futon torpedo]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Future antique]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fuzzy dice (Artifact)|Fuzzy dice]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Fuzzy logic]]  || B ||
 +
|}
  
 +
==G==
 +
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
 +
|- id="s_G"
 +
! style="width: 40%"|Name
 +
! style="width: 5%"|Type
 +
! style="width: 55%"|Notes
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gagging order]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Galactic acid]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Galaxy in a jar]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gas leek]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gastronomical unit]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gear of war]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[General motor]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Generic goodness in a bottle]]  || @ || This item can completely restore the hero's [[health]].
 +
|-
 +
| [[Generic holiday card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Generic loot]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Generic object]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Genetic lottery ticket]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Genetic make-up remover]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Genetic marker]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Genome map]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [["Gentleman's Guide to Profanity" booklet]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gently weeping guitar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Genuine imitation]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Get well later card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Get-into-jail-free card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Get-out-of-jail-free card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Get-worse card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ghost of a chance]]  || U || Won by defeating a [[Poultry Geist]].
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ghost pepper]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ghostcard]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Giant miniature]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gibberish translator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gif card]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gift horse mouthwash]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gift of fate]]  || @ || This item may give your hero a pleasant surprise
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gilded fleece]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gilt complex]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Glass eye]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Glass hammer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Glass jaw]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Glass of troubled water]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Glimmer of hope]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Globe of Discworld]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Glow-in-the-dark matter]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Glowing pumpkin]] || @ || Halloween 2019. Cost 0GP. Grant a collectible (Log for the ark/creature/...). Can also rarely grant another '''Glowing pumpkin'''.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gluten tag]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gnome's genome]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gnomish beard growth amplifier]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Go Away doormat" | [[“Go Away” doormat]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Goat hanger]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Goblet of ire]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gobstarter]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="God-Hero dictionary" | [[“God-Hero” dictionary]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[God tags]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Godpowder]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Godville's 10 Commandments scroll]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Godville Admin bobblehead]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Godville for atheists travel guide" | [[“Godville for atheists” travel guide]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Godville or Bust! sticker" | [["Godville or Bust!" sticker]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Godville particle]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Godville Times newspaper" | [["Godville Times" newspaper]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Godville embroidered towel" | [['Godville' embroidered towel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Godvoice jammer]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gold brick mold]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gold coin counter]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gold farmer's almanac]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gold fish]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gold-plated fish]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Golden egg timer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Golden brick]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Golden cinder block]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Golden eye]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Golden facepalm]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Golden fiddle]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Golden LEGO brick]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Golden parachute]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Golden pumpkin]]  || @ ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Golden pumpkin pie]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Golden snitch]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Golden ticket]]  || @ || This item can teleport the hero into a random [[Towns|town]]
 +
|-
 +
| [[Golden trowel]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Golden whistle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Good excuse]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Good point]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Good-for-nothing thing]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Goodies chest]]  || @ || Side job reward. Grants some gold and artifacts.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Goose bumps]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Goose egg]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gopher wood brick]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gordian knot]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Grain of ampersand]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Grain of salt]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Granddaughter clock]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Grandma's pie]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Grandmother board]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Grape of mild irritation]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Grape of wrath]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Graphics engine]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Graphite dispenser]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gravity-defying apple]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gravy boat]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Greased lightning]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Greasy smile]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Green fairy in a bottle]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Green noise generator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Green thumb (Artifact)|Green thumb]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gregorian colander]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Grenade pin]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Grenadine launcher]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Griddle of the Sphinx]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gridkey]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Grip on reality]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Grounds for complaint]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Grudge holster]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Guacamolecule]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Guess list]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Guesstimated data]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Guide to evil laughs]]   ||   ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Guide to Godville's nightlife]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Guide to Obscure References book" | [["Guide to Obscure References" book]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Guide to solo hide-and-seek]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Guide to the galaxy]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Guild graduation group photo]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Guild recruitment pamphlet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Guilt trip ticket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Guilty conscience]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Guitar shredder]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gullibility antidote]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gulp of freedom]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gum with a shoe on it]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gummie bear claw]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gummi bear trap]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gummi bearskin rug]]  ||  ||
 
|-
 
|-
−
! scope="row" | essence of health
+
| [[Gummy monsters]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gumpowder]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Gutter ball]]  ||  ||
 +
|}
  
 +
==H==
 +
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
 +
|- id="s_H"
 +
! style="width: 40%"|Name
 +
! style="width: 5%"|Type
 +
! style="width: 55%"|Notes
 +
|-
 +
| [[Habitual lyre]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hackneyed trope]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Haiku point]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hair of the dog]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hair trigger]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hairball]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Half a clue]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Half a pair of pants]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Half a shebang]] ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Half an hourglass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Half an ounce of compassion]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Half empty bottle of optimism]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Half of a hole]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Half of a whole]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Half of an unbreakable vow]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Half-baked idea]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Half-eaten apple]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Half-eaten homework]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Half-eaten magical bean]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Half-eaten poisoned apple]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Half-full glass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Half-life insurance]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hall pass (Artifact)|Hall pass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hallowed coffee grounds]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hammer of realignment]]  || @ || This item helps better align the hero
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hammer time machine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hamster prayer wheel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hand in a cookie jar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hand insanitizer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hand satanizer]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Handful of identical snowflakes]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Handful of nuts]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Handful of small change]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Handle on things]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hangover cure pill]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hard truth]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hard-boiled eggnog]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hardware softener]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hare remover]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Harshmellow]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hatemail]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Haunted doll house]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Haymaker]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Haz mat]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hazardous minerals map]]  || @ || This item makes the hero search for allies against an underground boss
 +
|-
 +
| [[Head on a swivel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Head scratcher]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Headless matches]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Headphones of entanglement]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Healixir]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Health bar]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Heartifact]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Heart of gold]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Heart of the matter]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Heart of the %monster%]]  || M || body part award for beating a [[boss-monster]]. Gods with a [[lab]] can use this part.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Heart string]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Heart warmer]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Heat-resistant snowball]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Heavy burden]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Heavy-metal detector]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hedge fund trimmer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hefty argument]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Heisenburger]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hell pass]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hell's bell]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hellfire extinguisher]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Helluva thing]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Helping hand]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Heptahedral nut]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Hero of the Day award" | [["Hero of the Day" award]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hero service survey]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hero's Guide to Edible Monsters]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hero-be-gone spray]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Heroes of Godville calendar" | [[“Heroes of Godville” calendar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Herolympic torch]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[HeroWorld magazine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Herring aid]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hex tape]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hexbox]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hexcavator]]  || @ || This item makes the hero search for allies against an underground boss
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hidden agenda]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hidden content]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hidden depths gauge]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hidden folder]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hidden gem]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[High-definition dictionary]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Highlight reel]]  || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hippocratic oats]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[History eraser]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[History repeater]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hive of activity]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hog wash]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hog's wart]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Holey pail]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Holey water bottle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Holodeck of cards]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Holograham cracker]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hologram of a temple]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Holy cowbell]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Holy crepe]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Holy grill]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Holy gruel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Holy powercell]]  || @ || This item adds one accumulator charge when activated (requires no godpower; won from Holykeepers)
 +
|-
 +
| [[Holy smoke generator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Holy water bill]]  || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Holy water with extra calcium]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Homicide note]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Homing bacon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Honey pot]]  || @ || There could be something valuable inside or some rubbish.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Honey trap]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hoof of the %monster%]]  || M || body part award for beating a [[boss-monster]]. Gods with a [[lab]] can use this part.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hopeless case]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Horn of just enough]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Horn of the %monster%]]  || M || body part award for beating a [[boss-monster]]. Gods with a [[lab]] can use this part.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Horrorscope]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Horse armor pack]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Horsefeather]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Horseshoe from a spherical horse]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hostile makeover kit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hot gossip]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hot pocket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hot seat]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hot spot]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hourglass figure]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[House of cards]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="How to be a Monster guide" | [['How to be a Monster' guide]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="How to Breed a Hero manual" | [['How to Breed a Hero' manual]]  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [["How to Drain Your Flagon" manual]] ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="How to Serve Heroes cookbook" | [['How to Serve Heroes' cookbook]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="How to Taunt Monsters handbook" | [["How to Taunt Monsters" handbook]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hubble Kaleidoscope]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Huckleberry gin]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hug simulator]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Huggable cactus]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Human Genome Project folder" | [['Human Gnome Project' folder]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Human pyramid scheme]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hum drum]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Humor analysis machine]]  ||  ||
 
|-
 
|-
−
! scope="row" | extra life
+
| [[Hungry tribble]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hurricane in a bottle]]  || @ || This item either kills the [[List of Monsters|monster]] your hero is fighting or turns 3000 coins into a [[golden brick]].
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hydraulic pumpkin]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hyper-ventilation shaft]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hyperallergenic pillow]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hyperventi latte]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hypothetical loot]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Hypocritical mass]]  ||  ||
 +
|}
  
 +
==I==
 +
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
 +
|- id="s_I"
 +
! style="width: 40%"|Name
 +
! style="width: 5%"|Type
 +
! style="width: 55%"|Notes
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="I am Hero's Name Here badge" | [["I am Hero's Name Here" badge]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="I Love Godville t-shirt" | [[‘I Love Godville’ T-shirt]]  ||  ||The non-bold version with single quotes can be collected as a trophy from any slain monster.
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="I Love Godville t-shirt2" | [[“I Love Godville” T-shirt]]  || B ||The bold version with double quotes is a reward for completing the mini-quest [[Go there, do that, get the t-shirt]].
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="I survived the Rapture t-shirt" | [['I survived the Rapture' T-shirt]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[I.O.U. note]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Iambic thermometer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ice cream sculpture]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ice pack]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ice sculpture of a cube]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Icebreaker (Artifact)|Icebreaker]] || @ || This item helps your hero find a new friend.
 +
|-
 +
| [[ID-10T form]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Idea polisher]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ideabox rejection letter]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ideabox survival guide]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Idolized salt]]  || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Igpay Atinlay ictionaryday]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ill-tempered glass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Illegal notepad]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Illegal-sized paper]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Illegally binding document]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Illogic puzzle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Illogical explanation]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Illustrated philosophy textbook]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Imaginary friend]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Imaginary letter]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Imaginary threat]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Imbalance sheet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Immobile phone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Immoral compass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Imperfect attendance award]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Implosive detonator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Imported bookmark]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Imposing figurine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Impulse purchase]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [["Impress Your Deity 101" book]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Improbability drive]]  || @ || This item can affect the hero or heroine in a good or bad way.
 +
|-
 +
| [[“In Godville We Trust” coin]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inaction figurine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inactivity tracker]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inanimate carbon rod]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inconceivable notion]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inconvenient tooth]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Incriminating evidence]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Indifference engine]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Indirect order]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inexperience points]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Indra's net]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inductive seasoning]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Industry standard]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inferiority complex]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Infinite loop]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inflatable anchor]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inflatable dartboard]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inflatable decoy hero]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inflatable dragon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inflatable drinking companion]]  ||  ||
 
|-
 
|-
−
! scope="row" | [[flask of living water]]
+
| [[Inflatable ego]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inflatable minion]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inflatable paperweight]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inflatable voodoo doll]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inflated self-image]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Infodumpling]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Infrared pen]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[In-game currency]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ink-proof paper]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inner child safety seat]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inner lightbulb]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inner shelf ]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inner voice amplifier]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inquisitor's starter kit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Insani tea]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Insecurity camera]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inside joke]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inside-out disco ball]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Insider tip]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Instant beer tablet]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Insufficient data]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Insufficient fund]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Intangible item]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Intercontinental breakfast]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Intergalactic postage stamp]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Interstellar postage stamp]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Intravenous flytrap]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Invalid answer sheet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Invalid password generator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Inventory list]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Invisible artifact]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Invisible bottle of ink]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Invisible ink eraser]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Invisible warning sign]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Invite to Godville]]  || @ || Activating this item will increase the number of available invitations; won from Godville Administrators.
 +
|-
 +
| [[In-your-face cream]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Iodine solution]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[IP address book]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[IQ degenerator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[IQ point]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[IQ-tip]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Iridium flare]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Irony detector]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Irredeemable coupon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Irrelevant quest item]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Irresistible charm]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Irreversible palindrome]]   ||   ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Item randomizer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="I've been framed photo frame" | [[“I've been framed” photo frame]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ivory coaster]]   ||  ||
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
==J==
  
 +
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
 +
|- id="s_J"
 +
! style="width: 40%"|Name
 +
! style="width: 5%"|Type
 +
! style="width: 55%"|Notes
 
|-
 
|-
−
! scope="row" | health bar
+
| [[Jail bait]]  ||  ||
 
|-
 
|-
−
! scope="row" | [[potential energy bar]]
+
| [[Jammed panic-button]]   ||  ||
 
|-
 
|-
−
! scope="row" | second-aid kit
+
| [[Jar of aging cream]]  ||  ||
 
|-
 
|-
−
! scope="row" | [[vial of vitamin c++]]
+
| [[Jar of cloud residue]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar of common cents]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Jar of cranberry sauce" | {{turkey|[[Jar of cranberry sauce]]}} || @ ||  Completely restores the hero's health. Doesn't require GP. (Thanksgiving artifact)
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar of greased lightning]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar of hope]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar of ignoble gas]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar of jumping jellybeans]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar of leeches]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar of perfectoplasm]]   ||  H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar of pickled pixies]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar of pre-counted beans]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar of reputation tarnish]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar of right-wing nuts]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar of self-respect]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar of sonic boom]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar of space jam]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar of third party cookies]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar of traffic jam]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar of wildlife preserves]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jar with free bees]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Java scripture]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jaw of defeat]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Je ne sais quoi]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jellyfish skull]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Judgement Day calendar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jumping jellybeans]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jungle bell]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Jurassic parking meter]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Just-in-timer]]  || B ||
 +
|}
  
 +
==K==
 +
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
 +
|- id="s_K"
 +
! style="width: 40%"|Name
 +
! style="width: 5%"|Type
 +
! style="width: 55%"|Notes
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ka-boombox]]  || @ || This item either kills the [[List of Monsters|monster]] your hero is fighting or turns 3000 coins into a [[golden brick]].
 +
|-
 +
| [[Kamikaze survival guide]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Kangaroo's pouch]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Karate chopstick]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Karma maintenance handbook]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Karma suture]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Kernel of corny wisdom]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Kernel of truth]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Key to happiness]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Key to room 101]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Key to success]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Keys to the caps lock]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Key to the executive washroom]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Key to understanding]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Kick me post-it note" | [["Kick me" post-it note]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Kick-dented bucket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Kill switch]]  || @ || This item either kills the [[List of Monsters|monster]] your hero is fighting or turns 3000 coins into a [[golden brick]].
 +
|-
 +
| [[Kilogram of feathers]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Kinetic energy bar]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[King's bounty]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Kissing booth coupon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Kitchen sink]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Kitchen synchrotron]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Klein bottle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Knife blunter]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Knit-picking kit]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Kraken leash]]  || B ||
 
|}
 
|}
  
−
==Monster Artifacts==
+
==L==
 +
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
 +
|- id="s_L"
 +
! style="width: 40%"|Name
 +
! style="width: 5%"|Type
 +
! style="width: 55%"|Notes
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lack of achievement award]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lag spike]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lag spikes]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lair spray]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lamp of illumination]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Landmarker]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Larva lamp]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Laser bean]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Last drop of humanity]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Last gnome address]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Last laugh]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Last laugh record]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Last meal voucher" | [["Last meal" voucher]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Last of the mojitos]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Last place trophy]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Last slice of pizza]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Last Resort postcard]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Last straw]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Last ten digits of pi]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Last year's calendar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Late-warning system]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Laughing matter]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Laughing stock]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Laughing chicken stock]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Laughing stock cube]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Laughingstock option]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lava lampshade]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lead balloon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Leaf from a money tree]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Leaf of faith]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Leaky cauldron]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Leaky flange]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Leaky pipe dream]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Learn LISP in 24 Centuries book" | [[“Learn LISP in 24 Centuries” book]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Learner's permit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Learning curve]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Least wanted poster]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Left-handed guitar pick]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Left-handed pencil]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Left-handed screw]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Left-handed screwdriver]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Legal mumbo-jumbo]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Legal nonsense]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Legal tenderloin]]  || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Legally-smuggled goods]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Legally blinding contract]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lemmings' guide to cliff diving]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lemon limestone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Less-than-stellar star chart]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Letter of recondemnation]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Letter to Santa Claus]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Liability report]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[License to chill]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[License to drill]]  || @ || This item makes the hero search for allies against an underground boss
 +
|-
 +
| [[License to kill]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[License to maim]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[License to own a license]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Life in a nutshell]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lifegourd]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Light-activated shadow]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lightning bolt cutter (Artifact)|Lightning bolt cutter]] || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lightweight anvil]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Likely story]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lime of communication]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Limited lifetime warranty]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Limited thyme offer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Link of the food chain]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Link to the past]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lion's share of meat]]  || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Liquid crystal ball]]  ||  B  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Liquified crystal]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[List of 7 Unspeakable Words]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[List of afterlife goals]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[List of buckets]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[List of endangered monster species]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[List of excuses]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[List of grievances]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[List of haggling tips]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[List of inventories]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[List of must-have artifacts]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[List of obligatory references]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[List of stupid ideas]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[List of symptoms]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[List of true lies]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[List of unproven facts]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[“Literacy for Dummies” book]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Little Alchemist starter kit" | [["Little Alchemist" starter kit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Little Hero night-light" | [["Little Hero" night-light]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Little white lye]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Liver replacement coupon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Llama lamp]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Load of codswallop]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Loading bar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Loadstone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Loaf of liquid bread]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Log-a-rhythm]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Log of rhythm]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Logarithmic abacus]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Logic chain]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Logic gate]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Logic warper]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Loitering permit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Long idea shortener]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Loop hole]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Loophole punch]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Loose cannon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Loose end]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Loose screw]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Loose tongue]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lorem Ipsum dictionary]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Loser pointer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Losing raffle ticket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lost marble cake]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lost scroll of finding]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lost sole]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lost will and testament]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Love handle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Love nest]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Love potion #8]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Love triangle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Love triangulator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lovely bunch of coconuts]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Low blood alcohol alarm]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Low-fat lard]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Low-fat poison]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Low-hanging loot]] || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Low-key card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Low profile]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lucky jackalope's foot]]  || U ||  Won by defeating a [[Jackalope]].
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lucky paw of the %monster%]]  || M || body part award for beating a [[boss-monster]]. Gods with a [[lab]] can use this part.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lucky penny]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lucky seahorse shoe]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lucky snake's foot]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lucky starfish]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lump of poetic wax]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lump of protoplasm]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lunacy calendar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lunar cell]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lunar powered sundial]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lunar-powered battery]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lunch money]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lunchbox of Notre Dame]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lute bag]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Lye detector]]  ||  ||
 +
|}
  
−
These artifacts are listed here with their associated monsters.
+
==M==
  
−
{| border="3"
+
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
 +
|- id="s_M"
 +
! style="width: 40%"|Name
 +
! style="width: 5%"|Type
 +
! style="width: 55%"|Notes
 +
|-
 +
| [[Machine gum]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Machine that goes “ping”]]  ||  B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Macrophone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Made in Godville label" | [["Made in Godville" label]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Magic 69 ball]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Magic hate ball]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Magical metal attractor]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Magnified glass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Magnifying glass eye]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Magnum opus]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mail-order bribe]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Major setback]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Majority report]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Male-to-female phrasebook]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Malnutrition bar]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Malnutrition supplement]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mana lotion]]  || @ ||  This item restores some [[godpower]]
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mandatory fun manual]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mandelbrot set]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mangy fur coat of a monster]]  ||  || Potentially dropped by a Shedding monster
 +
|-
 +
| [[Many-splendored thing]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Map of an ogre's erogenous zones]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Map of Godville's sewers]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Map of nowhere]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Map of purgatory]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Map of somewhere]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Map of the other side]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Map of uncharted territory]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Map to Shangri-La]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Market bubble]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Marshmelon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Matter horn]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Matter of perspective]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Matter-antimatter converter]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Maximum security prism]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mayan colander]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mazeltov cocktail]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Measure of gravitas]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Medal of dishonor]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Medical certificate of sanity]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Medicine dropper of holy water]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Medieval jukebox]]  || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Medusa hairnet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mega-bite]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Melted icicle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Meme catcher]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Memeograph machine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Memoirs of a goldfish]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Memoir of an amnesiac]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Memory card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mental block]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mental capacitor]]  ||  B  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mental floss]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mental note]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mental notepaper]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mental photograph]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mental picture]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Meowing box]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Merchant's tooth]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mesh parachute]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Metaphor mixer]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Metaphorical cookie]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Meteor showerhead]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Metric spork]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Microchips and dip]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Micrognomicon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Micropotatochip]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Midas touchscreen]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Midnight oil lamp]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Midnight train ticket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Migratory coconut]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Milestone directory]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Milestone polisher]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Milestones tally counter]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Millennium flagon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Millstone necklace]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mime control device]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mime's invisible box]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Mince pie" | {{turkey|[[Mince pie]]}} || @ ||  Completely restores the hero's health. Doesn't require GP. (Thanksgiving artifact)
 +
|-
 +
| [[Minced word]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mind-cleansing wipes]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mind screw]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mind screw up]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mind opener]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mindless control device]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Miniature siege tower]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Minimizing glass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Minor cord]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Minor glitch]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Minor miracle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Minor setback]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mint conditioner]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mint-condition mint]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mirror of self-reflection]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Misantropical fruit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Miscalculator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Misconception pill]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Miserecorder]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Misfire alarm]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Misfortune cookie]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mislabeled potion]] ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Misplaced confidence]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Misplaced forget-me-not]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Missing ingredient]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Missing jigsaw piece]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Missing link]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Missing puzzle piece]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Missionary positioning system]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mistaken identity card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mithril putty]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mixed message]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mixed message decoder]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mnemonic device]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mobile medic]]  || @ ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mobile phone booth]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Möbius donut]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Model of a model citizen]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Modesty award]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Modicum of decorum]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Modular nodule]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Moisturizing potion]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Moldy grail]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mole detector]]  || @ || This item makes the hero search for allies against an underground boss
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mole-extracting shovel]]  || @ || This item makes the hero search for allies against an underground boss
 +
|-
 +
| [[Molecular cell phone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Molehill-to-mountain converter]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mondae]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Money laundering basket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Money-laundering detergent]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Money-tree sapling]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Monkey tennis racket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Monolingual translator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Monopole magnet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Monster colouring book]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Monster etiquette book]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[“Monster Anatomy” appendix]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Monster Crossing road sign" | [["Monster Crossing" road sign]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Monster Fancier periodical" | [[“Monster Fancier” periodical]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [["Monster Interrogation 101" syllabus]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Monster magnet]]  || @ || This item summons a [[boss-monster]] for the hero to fight.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Monster repellent]]  || @ || This item either kills the [[List of Monsters|monster]] your hero is fighting or turns 3000 coins into a [[golden brick]].
 +
|-
 +
| [[Monster University diploma]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Monster's diary]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Monster's family photo]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Monster's ink]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Monster's union handbook]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Monster-slaying license]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Monsters' ball invite]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Monsters' Rights Movement pamphlet" | [["Monsters' Rights Movement" pamphlet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Monumental tusk]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mood destabilizer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mood lightning]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Moon-walking permit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Moontan lotion]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Moose trap]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Moral bankruptcy notice]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Moral compress]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Moral fiber]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Moral support beam]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Moral to a story]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Morgue loyalty card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Morning-ever-after pill]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mortal oil]]  || H  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mosquito attractant spray]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mosquito luring whistle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Motion potion]]  || @ || This item can teleport the hero into a random [[Towns|town]]
 +
|-
 +
| [[Motivational sneaker]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Motley crucifix]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Motto of the Day calendar" | [[“Motto of the Day” calendar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Muffler belt]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Multicellular phone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Multiplication tablecloth]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Multiple personality organizer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Multiversal remote]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mural of a story]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Murphy's lawbook]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mush-berry]] || @ || This item gives a new aura to the hero (does not require godpower) (Autumn mushroom)
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mushmallow]] || @ || This item gives a new aura to the hero (does not require godpower) (Autumn mushroom)
 +
|-
 +
| [[Musical note]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Musical saw]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mustard cutter]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Must-have gadget]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mutafacient testudinate]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mysterious rash]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mystery box]]  || @ || This item can affect the hero or heroine in a good or bad way.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mystery meat]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Mystery meatball]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Myth duster]]  ||  ||
 +
|}
  
 +
==N==
 +
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
 +
|- id="s_N"
 +
! style="width: 40%"|Name
 +
! style="width: 5%"|Type
 +
! style="width: 55%"|Notes
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nano screw bolt]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nap sack]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Narscissors]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Natural log]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Navigational breadcrumbs]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Necronomicomic]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Necronomnomnomicon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Necrotelicomicon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Needle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Needle from a haystack]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Negative feedback form]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Negative feedbag]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Negative zero]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nervous tick]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nest egg]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Neutral ion]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Never-drying glue]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Never-ending short story]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Never-ending storybook]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[New leaf]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[New perspective]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Newfangled doohickey]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Next big thing]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nice cup of tea]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nicotine eye patch]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Night-and-day switch]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nightmare scenario]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Night watch]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nine pieces of eight]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nitty gritty]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[No-leaf clover]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[No-money-back guarantee]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[No-pressure cooker]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[No-thank-you note]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[No-way ticket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Noble gas can]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Noise-cancelling loudspeaker]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Noise whitener]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Non-absorbent napkin]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Non-essential oil]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Non-euclidean roadmap]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Non-existential spoon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Non-metal detector]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Non-slip banana peel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Non-stick duct tape]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Non-stop watch]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[None-of-your-business card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nonsense sensor]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nonstopwatch]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Noob tube]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Norse code book]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Northern lights switch]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nose of the Sphinx]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nose-flute]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Not to-do list" | [['Not to-do' list]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Not-so-heavy metal]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Note to self]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Nothing to Declare form" | [[“Nothing to Declare” form]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nothing-to-do list]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Novel tea]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nuclear energy drink]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nuclear fuchsia plant]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nuclear wastebasket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nugget of freeze-dried steam]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nugget of wisdom]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Nukulele]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Null object]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Null string]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Numerical dictionary]] || ||
 
|-
 
|-
−
! scope="row" | brutal smile
+
| [[Nut on a string]]   ||  ||
−
| [[Cheshire rat]]
+
|}
  
 +
==O==
 +
 +
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
 +
|- id="s_O"
 +
! style="width: 40%"|Name
 +
! style="width: 5%"|Type
 +
! style="width: 55%"|Notes
 +
|-
 +
| [[Object of affection]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Object of ridicule]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Obscene constellation chart]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Obscene rune]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Obscure cultural reference]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Obstructions booklet]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Occam's safety razor]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Occasional motion machine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Occluded front]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ocean in a bottle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Octarine lantern]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Octopurse]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Octopus ink pen]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Official-looking document]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Offshore piggy bank]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Oil of ole!" | [[Oil of “olé!”]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Old diary]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Old piece of equipment]] || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Old wife's tail]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Omnipotentiometer]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Omnipresent wrapper]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One man's trash]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One millimeter ruler]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One nightstand]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One of life's lemons]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One standard deviation]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One way zipper]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One-diamond carrot]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One-ended rope]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One-eyed skull]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One-leaf clover]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One-letter anagram]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One-of-a-kind item]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One-sided story]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One-ton wonton]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One-way mirror]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One-way street map]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One-way yo-yo]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[One-way zipper]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Onomatopita]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Oodles of noodles]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Open and shut case]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Open can of worms]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Open letter]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Opened can of worms]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Operating model of a black hole]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Opinion pole]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Opposable thumb drive]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Opposable thumbtack]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Optical illusion mouse]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Optional attachment]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Optional illusion]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Orange box]]  || @ ||  There could be something valuable inside or some rubbish
 +
|-
 +
| [[Orcish-elvish pocket dictionary]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ore from the data mine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Oreo borealis]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Oreo without filling]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Organ loaner card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Organ trail map]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Organic six-pack]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Origami folding chair]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Origami paperweight]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Origami rock]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Origami temple]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Original cliché]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Original forgery]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Orion's belt buckle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Other cheek]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Other side of a medal]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ouija board]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ouija board caller id]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ounce of courage]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ounce of credibility]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ounce of decency]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ounce of regret]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Outdated fossil]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Outlandish data bank]] || @ || Sail reward. Grants some golds and artifacts.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Outlandish gold-oyster]] || @ || Sail reward. Grants some golds and artifacts.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Outlandish hexbox]] || @ || Sail reward. Grants some golds and artifacts.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Out-of-body lotion]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Out-of-breath mint]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Out of office reply]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Out-of-pocket expense]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Out-of-the-blue print]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Out-of-time machine]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Overclocked watch]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Overflow chart]]  ||  ||
 
|-
 
|-
−
! scope="row" | [[folder N666]]
+
| [[Overflowing cup of resentment]]  ||  ||
−
| [[Devil's advocate]]
+
|-
 +
| [[Overflowing ideabox]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Overgrown hedge fund]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Overseas clipboard]] || @ || Sail reward. Gives some gold and artifacts.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Overseas space waster]] || @ || Sail reward. Gives some gold and artifacts.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Overseas thingamajig]] || @ || Sail reward. Gives some gold and artifacts.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Oversized microchip]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Overused meme]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Oyster egg]]   ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ozone layer cake]]   ||  ||
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
==P==
  
 +
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
 +
|- id="s_P"
 +
! style="width: 40%"|Name
 +
! style="width: 5%"|Type
 +
! style="width: 55%"|Notes
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pack of chewing bark]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pack of chewing gum]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pack of everlasting gobstoppers]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pack of fireproof cigarettes]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pack of instant doodles]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pack of leaky batteries]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pack of lightsaber batteries]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pack of long odds]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pack of non-sticky notes]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pack of unicorn meatballs]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Pack of Are We There Yet? stickers" | [[Pack of "Are We There Yet?" stickers]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Package of instant karma]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Packed punch]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Packet of instant poodles]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Packet of instant soap]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Packet of memory wipes]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Packet of owl pellets]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Packet of splinters]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pad of 365 tearable puns]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pagan bible]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Paincake]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pain enhancer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Paint fattener]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Painting of gods playing poker]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pair of concrete swimming trunks]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pair of left-handed scissors]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pair of mermaid socks]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pair of Pandora's boxers]]  || U ||  Won by defeating a [[Pandora's Boxer]].
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pair of spherical dice]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Palindrome reverser]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pan of uni-cornbread]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pandora's box]]  || @ || Affects hero in a random way
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pane in the glass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pantheon strategy guide]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Panic button]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Panic boutonniere]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Paper airplane engine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Paper plane]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Paper trail]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Paper trowel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Paperback audiobook]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Paradigm shifter]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Parallel cross]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Parallel universe navigator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Parallel university map]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Parallel world map]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Parched paper]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Parental guidelines]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Parental lock]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Parkouring ticket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Part of the plan]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Part time clock]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Partial download]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Participation ribbon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Particle avoider]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Particule accelerator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Parting shot glass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Party timer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Passenger cannonball]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Passionless fruit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Password hint]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Past life savings]]  ||  B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pastry of misunderstanding]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Patty's cake]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Paw printer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pearl of wisdom]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pebble without a cause]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Peck of pixelated peppers]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pecking order form]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Peer pressure gauge]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Peer pressure valve]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Peer pressurizer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pelican opener]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Penalty card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Penalty shot glass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Penultimatum]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Perfectly cromulent artifact]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Performance anxiety enhancer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Periodic table cloth]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Periodic table of elementals]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Periodic tableaue]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Permanent marker eraser]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Permitted fruit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Perpetual emotion machine]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Perpetual entropy generator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Perpetual motion sickness pill]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Perpetual stillness machine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Perplexiglass]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Personal disorganizer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Personal lightning rod]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Personal milestone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Personal space extender]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Personal space tissues]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Personal spacebar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Personal theme tune generator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Personality test kit]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Personality quark]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pet brush]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Pet Care for Heroes book" | [["Pet Care for Heroes" book]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pet peeve]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pet rock]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Petrified rock]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Petty cache]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Phantom's limb]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Philosopher's scone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Philosopher's stone]]  || @ || This item can transform one or several [[bold artifacts|bold items]] in the hero's inventory into [[gold brick]]s
 +
|-
 +
| [[Phishing license]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Phishing lure]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Phoenix ashes]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Phoenix feather duster]]
 +
|-
 +
| [[Photo of a basilisk]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Photo of a black square]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Photo of a mirage]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Photo of a monochromatic rainbow]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Photo of an invisible man]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pi-sided die]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pick of destiny]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pick up line]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Picked pocket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Picture of a picture]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Picture of a thousand words]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Picture of Moaning Lisa]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Picture of ten thousand words]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Piece de resistance" | [[Pièce de résistance]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of advice]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of bacterial soap]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of bubble wrap]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of contraband]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of crab]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of destruction paper]]  || @ ||  This item either kills the [[List of Monsters|monster]] your hero is fighting or turns 3000 coins into a [[golden brick]].
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of duct tape]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of emotional baggage]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of enriched dirt]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of falling sky]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of flair]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of grey matter]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of illiterature]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of insufficient data]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of kryptonite]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of mind]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of old equipment]]  || B || Sometimes found after [[fishing]], and always found when buying new [[equipment]] from a trader.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of Pi]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of ship]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of the action]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of the Y-axis]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of theoretical string]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of unchewable gum]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of uncooked toast]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Piece of vendor trash]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pig-tail sock]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pilates license]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pile of debt]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pile of game solutions]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pile of stardust]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pillar of society]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pillow pet]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pillow of eternal sleep]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pinch of bloodbath salt]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pineapple bomb]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pint of no return]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pip-Boy without batteries]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pipe dream cleaner]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pirate coffer]] || @ || Sail reward. 50%GP for  artifacts and coins.
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pirate's pegleg]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pitcher o' health]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pixel dust]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pixie dust snuff]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pixie rust]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Pixies Gone Wild flipbook" | [['Pixies Gone Wild' flipbook]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Placebo pill]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Placebo's antidote]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Plan C]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Plan Z]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Planck scale]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Plate of curried favor]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Plastic sturgeon]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Playgod magazine" | [[“Playgod” magazine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Plot device]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Plot hole patching kit]]  ||  B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Plot thickener]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Plot twist straightener]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Plot twister]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Plug and play liver transplant]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pocket Hero]]    ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pocket projector]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pocket smelter]] ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pocket universe]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pocketful of posies]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pocketful of rye]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pocketful of sunshine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Poetic justice]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Poetic license]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Poetic license plate]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Point blanket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pointing finger]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pointless fork]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pointless pencil]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pointy WIZZARD hat]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Poisoned antidote]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Poly-cotton candy]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Polymorphine tablets]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pomegrenade]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pop culture reference T-shirt]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pop-culture reference]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Popped balloon]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pork screw]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Portable battery drainer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Portable beer cooler]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Portable death star]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Portable drawbridge]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Portable ego inflation pump]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Portable milestone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Portable photon generator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Portable quest generator]]  || @ || This item sends the hero on a [[mini-quests|mini-quest]] when activated
 +
|-
 +
| [[Portable stairway to heaven]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Portable table of contents]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Portable tunnel]]  || @ || This item can teleport the hero into a random [[Towns|town]]
 +
|-
 +
| [[Portable wind tunnel]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Portable wormhole]]  || @ || This item can teleport the hero into a random [[Towns|town]]
 +
|-
 +
| [[Portrait of a landscape]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Positive note]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Post Mortem Communication for Dummies book" | [[“Post Mortem Communication for Dummies” book]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Post-humourous award]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Postcard from Atlantis]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Postdated death certificate]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pot of petunias]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pot of strange brew]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pot of sufferin' succotash]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pot of thumb-war paint]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Potato-powered lightbulb]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Potential energy bar]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Potential energy drink]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Potion of alertness]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Potion of temporary youth]]  || H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Potion of total uselessness]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Potion of vincibility]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Potion of visibility]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pouch of eterna tea]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pouch of magic kidney stones]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pouch of static]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pound of torque]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Powder of attorney]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Powder of love]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Prayer receipt]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Praying for Dummies handbook" | [['Praying for Dummies' handbook]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Praypal account]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Praystation]]  || @ || This item adds one accumulator charge when activated
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pre-dried glue stick]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pre-drilled holes]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pre-emptive stroke]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pre-Godville relic]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pre-historic history book]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pre-paid indulgence card]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pre-popped bubble wrap]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pre-sealed envelopes]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pre-threaded needle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Preapocalyptic guide]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Precautionary measure]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Precautionary measuring jug]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Preemptive strike]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Preheated debate]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Premarital hex]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Premature obituary]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pretty buoy]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Priceless gift]]  || B || Won by defeating a [[Satan Claus]] (Christmas artifact).
 +
|-
 +
| [[Priceless tag]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pricetag of freedom]]  || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Prints of Persia]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Prior engagement ring]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Priority straightener]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pristine conditioner]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Private eye]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Probability in Games for Dummies book" | [["Probability in Games for Dummies" book]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Problem solvent]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Productivity killer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Progress bar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Proof of a wanted monster's death]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Promised landmine]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Prophet margin]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Prophets Gone Wild calendar" | [["Prophets Gone Wild" calendar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Prosthetic brain]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Prosthetic table leg]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Prototypewriter]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Prototypo]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Psalm lotion]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Psionic tonic]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Psychotic brake]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Psychotic episode]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Public display of affection]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Public eye]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Public key]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Public sphere]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Puddle jumper cables]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pulp-free fiction]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pun deconstructor]]  ||  ||
 
|-
 
|-
−
! scope="row" | ghost of a chance
+
| [[Punch line]]  ||  ||
−
| [[Poultry Geist]]
+
|-
 +
| [[Punk rocket]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Punlimited edition joke]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pure mixture]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Purified dust particles]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Puzzle solvent]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pyramid schematic]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pyrite treasure]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Pythagorean serum]]   || H ||
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
==Q==
  
 +
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
 +
|- id="s_Q"
 +
! style="width: 40%"|Name
 +
! style="width: 5%"|Type
 +
! style="width: 55%"|Notes
 +
|-
 +
| [[Quadruple-sided sticky tape]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Quality controller]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Quality time capsule]]  ||  B ||
 
|-
 
|-
−
! scope="row" | [[torrent seed]]
+
| [[Quantum abacus]]  ||  ||
−
| [[Torrent Leech]]
+
|-
 +
| [[Quantum adhesive]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Quantum heap]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Quantum mechanism]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Quantum singularity]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Quantum wrench]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Quark-screw]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Quart of law]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Quart of milk]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Quest completion certificate]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Quest positioning system]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Quest randomizer]]  || @ || This item sends the hero on a [[mini-quests|mini-quest]] when activated
 +
|-
 +
| [[Quest-a-day calendar]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Question marker]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Quests for Dummies book" | [["Quests for Dummies" book]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Queue Tip]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Quicksand castle]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Quicksand paper]]   ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Quivering arrow]]   ||  ||
 +
|}
  
 +
==R==
 +
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" style="width: 95%;"
 +
|- id="s_R"
 +
! style="width: 40%"|Name
 +
! style="width: 5%"|Type
 +
! style="width: 55%"|Notes
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rabbit hole]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Radio-controlled radio]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Raft of measures]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rage quilt]] || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rainbow feather]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rainbow suspenders]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Raisin for living]]  ||  H ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Random key]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Random labyrinth map]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Random lumber generator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Random motto generator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Random mushroom]] || @ || This item gives a new aura to the hero (does not require godpower) (Autumn mushroom)
 +
|-
 +
| [[Random number generator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rant proposal]] || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rare find]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rarely asked questions leaflet]]  || ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Raven claw]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Reaction figure]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ready-or-knot]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Real imaginary number]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Real piece of work]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Reality check]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Really long meter]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Really priceless gift]]  || B ||  Won by defeating a [[Secret Satan]] (Christmas artifact).
 +
|-
 +
| [[Really quick sand]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Reaper's digest]]  ||  ||
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|-
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| [[Reason to live]]  ||  ||
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|-
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| [[Realtime machine]]  ||  ||
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|-
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| [[Rebirth certificate]]  ||  ||
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|-
 +
| [[Recalculator]]  ||  ||
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|-
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| [[Recipe for disaster]]  ||  ||
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|-
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| [[Recipe for failure]]  ||  ||
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|-
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| [[Recipe for success]]  || B ||
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|-
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| [[Reckoning ball]]  ||  ||
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|-
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| [[Recombobulator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
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| [[Recovery disk]]  || H ||
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|-
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| [[Recursive matryoshka doll]]  ||  ||
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|-
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| [[Recycled bin]]  ||  ||
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|-
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| [[Recycled idea]]  ||  ||
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|-
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| [[Recyclotron]] || ||
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|-
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| [[Red hat]]  ||  ||
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|-
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| [[Red herring]]  ||  ||
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|-
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| [[Red hot poker chip]]  ||  ||
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|-
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| [[Red key card]]  ||  ||
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|-
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| [[Red pill of happiness]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Red ring of death]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Red stapler]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Refibrillator]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Refilled sandbag]]  || @ ||  There could be something valuable inside or some rubbish
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|-
 +
| [[Refresh button]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Refried jellybeans]]  ||  ||
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|-
 +
| [[Refurbished artifact]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Regifted present]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Regifted thank-you note]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Region lock]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Registry entry]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rehashed brown]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rehashed browns]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Reheated revenge]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Relationship material]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Relief pitcher]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Remorse code]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Remote self-control]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rendezvous point]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Repressed memory]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Repressed memory card]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Repressed memory foam]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Reputation bleach]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Residual excess]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Respawn timer]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rest of the story]] ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Résumé polish]]  || B ||
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|-
 +
| [[Resurrection party invitation]] || ||
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|-
 +
| [[Resurrection permit]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Resurrection scone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Retractable protractor]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Retrospectroscope]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Reused asset]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rhetorical device]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rhetorical question mark]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rhetorical questionnaire]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rhubarbed wire]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rhyme bomb]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rhyme capsule]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rib of the %monster%]]  || M || body part award for beating a [[boss-monster]]. Gods with a [[lab]] can use this part.
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|-
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| [[Riddle-wrapped enigma]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Risk calculator]]  || B ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rite of way]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Road winder]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Roadblock to success]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Roadmap to glory]]  || B ||
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|-
 +
| [[Roast beast sandwich]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Roasted snowball]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| data-sort-value="Roasted turkey" | {{turkey|[[Roasted turkey]]}} || @ ||  Completely restores the hero's health. Doesn't require GP. (Thanksgiving artifact)
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|-
 +
| [[Robocup]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rock bottom]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rock-paper-scissors guide]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Rock-shaped stone]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
|-[[Rocket lawn chair]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Roll of comedic foil]]  ||  ||
 +
|-
 +
| [[Roll of disappoint-mints]]  ||  ||
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