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As mentioned, Kyrin is anti-slavery. However, he makes an exception when the slave in question is either (a) a dead spirit and 3. a monster. He has thus designed the Bartenderizer - a weapon that was made to both destroy monsters in a slow and brutal way and to capture their souls, preventing them from resurrecting/respawning or moving on to their next life. The street-name that plebeians have given it, the Bartenderizer, although accurate is entirely inept. Its true name is The Lost Soul Smasher. It was designed to break the bodies of the enemy and cursed to capture the souls of the defeated and using their hatred as fuel to power the hero wielding it. As an added effect, it also makes them more evil-aligned. Woohooo! Suckers!
 
As mentioned, Kyrin is anti-slavery. However, he makes an exception when the slave in question is either (a) a dead spirit and 3. a monster. He has thus designed the Bartenderizer - a weapon that was made to both destroy monsters in a slow and brutal way and to capture their souls, preventing them from resurrecting/respawning or moving on to their next life. The street-name that plebeians have given it, the Bartenderizer, although accurate is entirely inept. Its true name is The Lost Soul Smasher. It was designed to break the bodies of the enemy and cursed to capture the souls of the defeated and using their hatred as fuel to power the hero wielding it. As an added effect, it also makes them more evil-aligned. Woohooo! Suckers!

Revision as of 14:54, 13 April 2014

Kyrin's Creations

Royal Jellyfish


The Royal Jellyfish having an intimate bath with her then boyfriend and minion, Gary.

One day Kyrin was relaxing in a pool on a hot summer afternoon and felt that He needed something soft to sleep on without having to get up. So he took in one hand some jelly He had found in his pocket earlier that day and His sister's goldfish that he wasn't too fond off and pressed them together really hard. They were both ruined. Then he decided on trying it with a jellyfish and used some honey instead. Hey presto! The Royal Jellyfish was born! God, Kyrin is such a genius. Everyone said so.









Battlesheep


The Battlesheep carrying out its standing orders.

After eating some amazing lamb kebabs at an old and battered but homely Turkish restaurant, Kyrin wondered aloud what a sheep would look like if could join the military. He almost immediately regretted it. But not before playing a friendly game of checkers with the Battlesheep that suddenly appeared out from behind the counter. Kyrin won (naturally) but the Battlesheep got really angry and opened fire on Fyurie. Fyurie has since recovered but she could never again eat lamb chops without first making sure there were no checkerboards in the vicinity. Silly Fyurie.








Sacrificial lamp

I wish I had an Evil Genie.

Kyrin has always wanted an Evil Genie for a companion ever since he watched Disney's Aladdin. But the other Gods of Godville were extremely against the idea and has prevented Him from creating one at every turn. So He instead hatched a devious plan to release an evil genie right under their noses. A plan where they would unwittingly come to love the very idea of the Evil Genie to the point where they were unable to live without one. And so the Sacrificial Lamp was created. Little did they know that once enough wishes were granted, the Evil Genie would finally be released.... MUAHAHAHAH!







Suicide watch


It's time to die!

Kyrin decided that the Heroes of the world weren't evil enough. So he thought of a way to covertly convert all heroes Evil by creating a high leveled "Arms equipment" that were so desperately sought after by Heroes and Gods alike in the face of an oversupply of Icarus wings.

The Suicide Watch was then created out of some roadkill Kyrin had "found" and a broken stopwatch( that he had destroyed when he got really pissed off with his 2.4km timing one day.) The watch would steadily leech its dark energy into the heroes and slowly but surely turn them evil over time. But to make the equipment palatable to Good-aligned Gods and Heroes, Kyrin created the watches under the guise of "saving" heroes from suicide when all it did was get in the way of their Martyrdom while making them evil. Genius. Just PURE genius. Good job Kyrin!









Maledictionary


Discover the hottest murder spots this summer!


Kyrin was having a really bad day and wanted to find out the best way to "brutally give someone a hug without being seen." (Because he was a shy guy.) But there wasn't any books about that kind of stuff. So he made one out of torn out pages of the obituaries from a newspaper. Turns out, it was awesome. Even his dog thought so. The dog loved it so much he went and marked it as his territory.













Sycophantom


My ever obedient slave. The Sycophantom has been trained to never raise its head whilst in my presence.

Kyrin is anti-slavery. Which is why He pays the Sycophantom minimal wage for seeing to His every whim. The Sycophantom has been kept in Kyrin's captivity for so long that it no longer has any sense of self worth and will do the bidding of anyone it meets. Kyrin has further cursed it such that anyone who looks into the eyes of the Sycophantom immediately loses its mind. This makes the Sycophantom one of the loneliest creatures in existence as it can never make any meaningful relationships with anyone. Kyrin recently sent out an army of Sycophantoms to collect Godpower for Him using the curse he has placed on them to great advantage.









Bartenderizer

A cursed weapon created to crush enemy defences, both physical and magical.

As mentioned, Kyrin is anti-slavery. However, he makes an exception when the slave in question is either (a) a dead spirit and 3. a monster. He has thus designed the Bartenderizer - a weapon that was made to both destroy monsters in a slow and brutal way and to capture their souls, preventing them from resurrecting/respawning or moving on to their next life. The street-name that plebeians have given it, the Bartenderizer, although accurate is entirely inept. Its true name is The Lost Soul Smasher. It was designed to break the bodies of the enemy and cursed to capture the souls of the defeated and using their hatred as fuel to power the hero wielding it. As an added effect, it also makes them more evil-aligned. Woohooo! Suckers!












The Chronicles of the First Resurrected form of His heroine Fyurie may be found here: User:Kyrin