Knights who say Ni
Welcome to guild of The Knights who say ni! and a warm welcome from our more advanced members who prefer to be referred to as The Knights Who 'Til Recently Said Ni!
"Ni!" is the most notable of our sacred words which is used to protect; the others being "Peng" and "Neee-wom", although we may also say "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing!" because of the challenging pronunciation. All of these words cause horror, fear and pain when delivered by our knights and those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
We demand that adversaries bring us a suitably tall shrubbery to gain permission to pass through our woodland, if the shrubbery is not tall enough then ye must return with two even greater shrubberies arranged in a two tier effect with a little path running down the middle. It must also be one that looks nice and is not too expensive. After this is done ye shall cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a herring!
Fare ye well...