Welcome to the Keleios page!
Fear not! Your questions will be answered here!
Once upon a time, a bunch of gods and goddesses were chatting amongst themselves and decided to surprise the most awesome goddess Keleios by mentioning her in their mottos and godvoices. Why? Well....why not?
As we began to change our mottos and issue our VCs, Keleios transcended her goddessness and became....a Godville meme!
Here are just some of the Mottos:
THIS TABLE NEEDS WORK! IT IS IN PROGRESS!!!
Why Keleios, why?
Blame Keleios, not me! âˆž
Broken? Keleios was here.
Keleios or Keleandroid
Keleios stole my dog.
Don't die Keleios!
Nice going Keleios
Blame Keleios! Blame Kel
Keleios: I'd hit that!
Out of Keleios Mind â˜¾
Keleios: good eats!
Keleios for President
For Keleios, blame Irwin!
â˜ What's a Keleios?? â˜
Chasing Keleios thru time
Keleios mató el chupacabra
keleios is imaginary poop
Insert %Keleios% Here!
What's for dinner, Keleios?
I'm Keleios' hostage!
It was Keleios, I swear.
Check a compass, Keleios!
ä¸¯Glitterbomb Keleios Nowä¸¯
Keleios gave me termites!
Who the heck is Keleios?
Keleios stole my wood!!!!
Keleios, where art thou?
it's Keleios's fault
Keleios is the bomb!
Keleios ate my snacks
â˜¥Keleios ate my homeworkâ˜¥
Keleios hacked my motto
Keleios&Silly are clones!
Here's a small sampling of Keleios Godvoices/Diary Entries:
09:33: Entered a Keleios look-alike contest. Finished third.
02:48: Paid 3553 gold coins and registered 'Keleios made me do it!' in the Trollbridge Registry of Mottos.
07:15: Yelled 'Kel is a glittery kitty ' at the Hellevator Operator and it died laughing. Found 107 coins.
11:35: The following diary entries are brought to you by Dean Sam Winchester - Vote for Keleios!.
10:19: Saw ‘Who the h-e-double-hockey-sticks is Keleios ???’ spelled out in smoke. You really should think of a more environmentally friendly way to get your message across, Soul Supreme.
11:12: Repeatedly chanted “keleios is imaginary poop” to boost my morale but realized a little too late that it was an incantation to summon a Battle Ox. To battle!
07:27: I heard a nearby Whambulance Driver yell “Keleios ate my snacks”. You can assault me, kill me, take all of my gold and items, but when you steal the motto that I worked so hard to coin, that's when it's personal! It's on now!
07:55: Shouted “丯Glitterbomb Keleios Now丯” so loudly that even the distant echo scared me.
09:15: Shouted “Trapped in Keleios' Box” so loudly that even the distant echo scared me.
12:34: 'I'm Glad Keleios isn't here so I can heal without pants on.' proclaimed Irwin from the clouds.
04:10: Repeatedly chanted “Trapped in Keleios' Box” to boost my morale but realized a little too late that it was an incantation to summon a Monstrous Appetite. To battle!
12:48 Great Apollo said from above, 'Ouch! You hit me in the Keleios!'
News from the News Page
Kaylfang - 80th-level adventurer, member of the “Holy Pwnies” guild, with the motto “Check a compass, Keleios!”, stands at the 142nd position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Kayl. We've had many reports that an Atomic Kitten has been afraid to make eye contact with her since their last encounter. (#1194, Day 1441 g.e.)
This page is still under development, please check back for more!
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