Welcome to the Keleios page!
Fear not! Your questions will be answered here! A quick Google search for Keleios can bring up some interesting, yet confusing results:
After an exhausting search, the most plausible answer was found in Godville: the most awesome goddess, Keleios!
Keleios is most often found in her true, cat-like form. Her habitat appears to be a popcorn castle, with copious amounts of glitter. She can often be found in the company of a bunny rabbit named Silly, which for some strange reason, she never eats, and often provides refuge for in the popcorn castle.
Keleios became an instant Godville sensation! She's everywhere! You'll find mention of Keleios in mottos, voice commands, random shouts -- you name it, you'll find it! Rumor has it that the trader at Monsterdam has even started selling loincloths with famous Keleios mottos embroidered on them. Great Apollo reports that he even saw a visage of Keleios on his toast, however, his pet Dogmeat ate it before anyone else could see it.
As we began to change our mottos and issue our VCs, Keleios transcended her goddessness and became....a Godville meme!
She even has a starring role in a sock puppet play!
Here are just some of the Mottos:
Note: This table is ever-changing, as Keleios's meme-ness is simply increasing!
I still blame Keleios
Why Keleios, why?
Keleios, see @Below
Who is Keleios?
What have you done, Kel?
Blame Keleios, not me! ∞
East, not west Keleios! ∞
Keleios, see @Above
Broken? Keleios was here.
Keleios or Keleandroid
✪ Keleios needs a bath ✪
Keleios stole my dog.
Help! Keleios is after m-
Out of Keleios Mind ☾
Don't die Keleios!
Nice going Keleios
Keleios ate my homework
Whats a motto w/Keleios?
Blame Keleios! Blame Kel
Keleios: I'd hit that!
Kel crashed GV w/mottos!
Out of Keleios Mind ☾
Keleios: good eats!
Keleios for President
Kel is a glitter kitty
Kel is malicious. Really!
For Keleios, blame Irwin!
Keleios for the win!
☠ What's a Keleios?? ☠
Chasing Keleios thru time
Keleios wuz here "Ü"
Keleios mató el chupacabra
Keleios wuz here " Ü "
Keleios stole my candy!
keleios is imaginary poop
Sorrrry I'm not Keleios!
My God invented Keleios
Insert %Keleios% Here!
What's for dinner, Keleios?
I'm Keleios' hostage!
I Am SpartaKel!
It was Keleios, I swear.
1 Keleios 2 rule them all
✔∑: Cogito, ergo Keleios!
Check a compass, Keleios!
丯Glitterbomb Keleios Now丯
Fine gem, that Keleios.
West, not east Keleios!!!
Keleios gave me termites!
Who the heck is Keleios?
Keleios mugged me! Again!
Keleios stole my wood!!!!
Keleios needs a treat.
Keleios, where art thou?
it's Keleios's fault
Keleios is the bomb!
Keleios ate my snacks
Just here for the Keleios
Kel snuggles with turtles
☥Keleios ate my homework☥
Keleios hacked my motto
Keleios&Silly are clones!
Kel- pick of the Glitter
∑: Keleios is evil ^not^
இ Glitter 'em for Keleios
Here's a small sampling of Keleios Godvoices/Diary Entries:
01:25: Found a figment of Keleios's imagination... Wow, just wow.
09:33: Entered a Keleios look-alike contest. Finished third.
02:48: Paid 3553 gold coins and registered 'Keleios made me do it!' in the Trollbridge Registry of Mottos.
07:15: Yelled 'Kel is a glittery kitty ' at the Hellevator Operator and it died laughing. Found 107 coins.
11:35: The following diary entries are brought to you by Dean Sam Winchester - Vote for Keleios!.
10:19: Saw ‘Who the h-e-double-hockey-sticks is Keleios ???’ spelled out in smoke. You really should think of a more environmentally friendly way to get your message across, Soul Supreme.
11:12: Repeatedly chanted “keleios is imaginary poop” to boost my morale but realized a little too late that it was an incantation to summon a Battle Ox. To battle!
07:27: I heard a nearby Whambulance Driver yell “Keleios ate my snacks”. You can assault me, kill me, take all of my gold and items, but when you steal the motto that I worked so hard to coin, that's when it's personal! It's on now!
07:55: Shouted “丯Glitterbomb Keleios Now丯” so loudly that even the distant echo scared me.
09:15: Shouted “Trapped in Keleios' Box” so loudly that even the distant echo scared me.
12:34: 'I'm Glad Keleios isn't here so I can heal without pants on.' proclaimed Irwin from the clouds.
04:10: Repeatedly chanted “Trapped in Keleios' Box” to boost my morale but realized a little too late that it was an incantation to summon a Monstrous Appetite. To battle!
12:48 Great Apollo said from above, 'Ouch! You hit me in the Keleios!'
12:21 I heard someone shouting from the tavern: 'Keleios is going to glitterbomb the dungeon? Whaaat?!?!'
11:48 Yelled 'Keleios made me do it!' at the Stripeless Zebra and it died laughing. Found 5 gold coins.
08:30 Saw another hero sleeping in the sun. Wrote “Trapped in Keleios' Box” on his forehead with sunblock, then ran off giggling.
09:13 Shouted “Insert %Keleios% Here!” so loudly that even the distant echo scared me.
10:53 Saw another heroine sleeping in the sun. Wrote “丯Glitterbomb Keleios Now丯” on her forehead with sunblock, then ran off giggling.
10:15 Walked up to a nearby Caterpillar of Strength and in a conspiratorial voice whispered: “I Am SpartaKel!”. The monster went pale with fear and ran away, leaving behind a bag of gold coins.
09:03 'I am Glitch Mistress, ☠ What's a Keleios?? ☠ Raaaaaaaargh!' Great One, what do you think? Does it sound impressive?
11:50 Thought for a moment I heard Bolt say 'Kel is a glitter kitty', but he was just coughing up a furball.
12:35 Yelled '♘Keleios ate my homework♞' at the Landshark and it died laughing. Found 9 coins.
News from the News Page
Kaylfang - 80th-level adventurer, member of the “Holy Pwnies” guild, with the motto “Check a compass, Keleios!”, stands at the 142nd position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Kayl. We've had many reports that an Atomic Kitten has been afraid to make eye contact with her since their last encounter. (#1194, Day 1441 g.e.)
Bill 300 Johnson - 81st-level adventurer, member of the "The Guild of Calamitous Intent" guild, with the motto "Nice going Keleios", stands at the 94th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Crazy Dave. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects. (#1187, Day 1434 g.e.)
Ladylulu - 87th-level adventurer, member of the “Ohtari” guild, with the motto “Kel is a glittery kitty ”, stands at the 55th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Doggywoofer. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.
Dragon Reborn - 83rd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Out of Keleios Mind ☾”, stands at the 161st position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Disturbed. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.
Rabid Of Caerbannog - 83rd-level adventurer, member of the “Knights who say Ni” guild, with the motto “Kel- pick of the Glitter”, stands at the 190th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Whet Dreams. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.
The heroes absent-mindedly amble to the south. Oh, gods, it's a treasure trove! The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Keleios gets 4496 gold coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a galaxy in a jar, a hot seat and a treasure chest expander. Kaylfang puts 4475 coins, a zen energy pouch, a quest randomizer and a ticket to paradise in her pockets. Bob the Heathen gets 4482 coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a golden fiddle, a portable drawbridge and a prototypewriter. El Gusano gets 4508 gold coins, a third-time charm, a Darwin award and some canned heat. Riff-raff gets 4244 gold coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a slice of good fortune, Death's chess set and a love triangulator.
Ark Completed at 06/01/2014 (100.1%)
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