Jumping Slider

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The Jumping slider used to be a slightly crazed rollercoaster addict. He soon discovered how to become one with a carnival ride. He jumped at the offer, but as his feet left the ground he was cursed. He could jump, and slide smoothly across rocky terrain, but he would never walk again. He developed a taste for humans (especially idiotic heroes.) He resides in crystal caverns and deep ocean grottoes, only surfacing to kill, hunt, slaughter and generally cause CHAOS!!!!