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The '''Interrupting Cow''' is a [[monster]]. Not much is known about the creature, however, as its annoying habit of asking knock-knock jokes at inopportune times drives everyone insane.
 
The '''Interrupting Cow''' is a [[monster]]. Not much is known about the creature, however, as its annoying habit of asking knock-knock jokes at inopportune times drives everyone insane.
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== History ==
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Below is a voice log from a certain researcher who was attempting to study the creature.
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{| style="font-family: monospace; align: left;"
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|+'''Research Log 134'''<br />Transcript from recording of examination
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Researcher:
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|The Interrupting C&mdash;
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Cow:
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|Knock knock.
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Researcher:
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|... Who's there?
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Cow:
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|Interrupting Cow.
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Researcher:
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|*sigh* Interrupting Cow wh&mdash;
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Cow:
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|MOO!
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|-
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| ||...
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Researcher:
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|*ahem* The Interrupting Cow appears to be a [[monster]] whose sole purpose in life is to&mdash;
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Cow:
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|Knock knock.
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Researcher:
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|...Whose sole purpose in life is to interrup&mdash;
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Cow:
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|Knock knock.
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Researcher:
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|... WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IN LI&mdash;
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Cow:
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|Knock knock.
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Researcher:
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|... LIFE IS TO INTERR&mdash;
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Cow:
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|Knock knock.
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Researcher:
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|... ''INCESSANTLY'' INTERRUPT ALL WHO EN&mdash;
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Cow:
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|Knock knock.
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Rearcher:
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|... ENCOUNTER IT.
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Cow:
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|Knock knock.
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|-
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| ||...
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Cow:
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|Knock knock.
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|-
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| ||...
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|-
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!align="left" style="vertical-align: top;"|Cow:
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|Knock knock.
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|-
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| ||...
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|}
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As you can see, the researcher gave up after getting through just one sentence.
  
 
==Attributes==
 
==Attributes==
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* {{Heroes or Heroines}}, as it is actually pretty rare for some {{heroes or heroines}} to actually think during a battle.
 
* {{Heroes or Heroines}}, as it is actually pretty rare for some {{heroes or heroines}} to actually think during a battle.
 
* Itself. It's so annoying that it even annoys itself in the process.
 
* Itself. It's so annoying that it even annoys itself in the process.
 
== History ==
 
Below is a voice log from a certain researcher who was attempting to study the creature.
 
{| class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
 
| <code>Research Log 134</code>
 
|-
 
|
 
<pre>
 
Researcher: "The Interrupting C&mdash;"
 
Cow:        "Knock knock."
 
Researcher: "... Who's there?"
 
Cow:        "Interrupting Cow."
 
Researcher: "*sigh* Interrupting Cow wh&mdash;"
 
Cow:        "MOO!"
 
 
...
 
 
Researcher: "AHEM, the Interrupting Cow appears to be a [[monster]] whose sole purpose in life is to&mdash;"
 
Cow:        ""Knock knock."
 
Researcher: "...Whose sole purpose in life is to interrup&mdash;"
 
Cow:        "Knock knock."
 
Researcher: "... WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IN LI&mdash;"
 
Cow:        "Knock knock."
 
Researcher: "... LIFE IS TO INTERR&mdash;"
 
Cow:        "Knock knock."
 
Researcher  "... **INCESSANTLY** INTERRUPT ALL WHO EN&mdash;"
 
Cow:        "Knock knock."
 
Rearcher    "... ENCOUNTER IT.&mdash;"
 
Cow:        "Knock knock."
 
 
...
 
 
Cow:        "Knock knock."
 
 
...
 
 
Cow:        "Knock knock."
 
 
...
 
</pre>
 
|}
 
 
As you can see, the researcher gave up after getting through just one sentence.
 

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Interrupting Cow
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Class Mammal
Habitat Grassy plains
Description A cow, but funnier

The Interrupting Cow is a monster. Not much is known about the creature, however, as its annoying habit of asking knock-knock jokes at inopportune times drives everyone insane.

History

Below is a voice log from a certain researcher who was attempting to study the creature.

Research Log 134
Transcript from recording of examination
Researcher: The Interrupting C—
Cow: Knock knock.
Researcher: ... Who's there?
Cow: Interrupting Cow.
Researcher: *sigh* Interrupting Cow wh—
Cow: MOO!
...
Researcher: *ahem* The Interrupting Cow appears to be a monster whose sole purpose in life is to—
Cow: Knock knock.
Researcher: ...Whose sole purpose in life is to interrup—
Cow: Knock knock.
Researcher: ... WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IN LI—
Cow: Knock knock.
Researcher: ... LIFE IS TO INTERR—
Cow: Knock knock.
Researcher: ... INCESSANTLY INTERRUPT ALL WHO EN—
Cow: Knock knock.
Rearcher: ... ENCOUNTER IT.
Cow: Knock knock.
...
Cow: Knock knock.
...
Cow: Knock knock.
...

As you can see, the researcher gave up after getting through just one sentence.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Nobody is immune to the annoyance of being interrupted every other word.
  • Due to the incessant interruptions, heroines typically will not be able to formulate a battle strategy.
  • Since nobody wants to fight it, it usually wins by default.

Weaknesses

  • Very lonely.
  • Heroines, as it is actually pretty rare for some heroines to actually think during a battle.
  • Itself. It's so annoying that it even annoys itself in the process.