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A true danger to all heros is a beast that makes all other hulks cringe. Be warned that a hero could be easily destroyed by his power and it is inevitable that a Hero will meet and have to fight with him at some stage in his career.
  
"Meeting him is inevitable"
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How did this situation come to pass?  Alas, dear Reader, we can only speculate.  The obvious step of asking the Monster is out of the question as the chance of fatal consequences as a result of getting close enough to ask is depressingly high.
A true danger to all heros is a beast that makes all other hulks cringe. Be warned that a hero could be easily destroyed by his power.
 
Only known encounter with this monster *12:03: Under continuous assault and unable to think straight, I applied the bottle labeled “Drink me” to the monster instead of myself. Judging by its high-pitched shriek, the Inevitable Hulk usually heals in some other way. 12:03: The Inevitable Hulk turned to dust. I blew away its ashes and found a red herring.* 17:15: Rest in pieces, Inevitable Hulk. I'll look after your stick in the mud and 20 coins for you.* All other heros failed to report back after meeting this monster, so be sure to carry 'Drink Me'
 
  
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It is known that at one stage, he was pretty much your standard Hulk, having gone down the usual route of getting too close to highly unstable radioactive doodads, in the pursuit of scientific knowledge.  As such, he might have been expected to pursue the normal career path for a Hulk except for one thing; at the time of his, um, transition to Hulkhood, Time itself was going through one of its less stable periods and the resulting period of extreme confusion saw him stuck in a Time Loop, fated to challenge Heroes for the forseeable future, at least.
  
A chance encounter with this enemy lead to the death of my pet, who sacrificed himself for my life.  
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Inevitably, after an initial period of success and from his point of view, even fun, the novelty wore off as for Hulks, as indeed for anyone else, you can have enough Heroes and as far as he is concerned, he has had more than his share already.  This gives an added edge to his attacks and this is added to by the fact that the only relief from this not-so-merry-go-round comes if he actually kills one.  When this happens, the Time Loop slows down for a while, allowinf him to sneak back to town, chill our and drink Beer, of which he has become very fond.
  
5:39" The Inevitable Hulk raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Dumbo suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Dumbo quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster's carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young..."
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Of course, he is not liked in town, on account of his Hulking appearance and general, well, greenness but he is tolerated by bartenders at least as he is pretty much always flush with looted Gold.  
 
 
It seems that I acquired nothing from it's death, other than the body of my beloved pet.
 
 
 
The second encounter: 15:36: The Inevitable Hulk cried 'At least I don't have to hear your motto again...' and vanished. Received 132 coins and a cosmo knot.
 
 
 
Yet another encounter: 06:47 AM With a pitiful cry of “Stop killing my friends!”, the Inevitable Hulk perished.
 
 
 
6:25 PM Got away while the Inevitable Hulk was busy giving a monologue.
 
 
 
It seems that this beast is appearing to heroes more frequently, suggesting it's multiplication by unknown means. It also seems that one can escape this beast by allowing it to talk at will. 
 
 
 
06:07 PM The Inevitable Hulk was too strong. Had to choose between my life and my dignity. Didn't take long.
 
  
 
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Revision as of 20:35, 16 April 2016

Encountered inevitable Hulk

A true danger to all heros is a beast that makes all other hulks cringe. Be warned that a hero could be easily destroyed by his power and it is inevitable that a Hero will meet and have to fight with him at some stage in his career.

How did this situation come to pass? Alas, dear Reader, we can only speculate. The obvious step of asking the Monster is out of the question as the chance of fatal consequences as a result of getting close enough to ask is depressingly high.

It is known that at one stage, he was pretty much your standard Hulk, having gone down the usual route of getting too close to highly unstable radioactive doodads, in the pursuit of scientific knowledge. As such, he might have been expected to pursue the normal career path for a Hulk except for one thing; at the time of his, um, transition to Hulkhood, Time itself was going through one of its less stable periods and the resulting period of extreme confusion saw him stuck in a Time Loop, fated to challenge Heroes for the forseeable future, at least.

Inevitably, after an initial period of success and from his point of view, even fun, the novelty wore off as for Hulks, as indeed for anyone else, you can have enough Heroes and as far as he is concerned, he has had more than his share already. This gives an added edge to his attacks and this is added to by the fact that the only relief from this not-so-merry-go-round comes if he actually kills one. When this happens, the Time Loop slows down for a while, allowinf him to sneak back to town, chill our and drink Beer, of which he has become very fond.

Of course, he is not liked in town, on account of his Hulking appearance and general, well, greenness but he is tolerated by bartenders at least as he is pretty much always flush with looted Gold.