Herowin

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Towns of Godville
Herowin
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Home milestone 60
Map code ??
Known for Unknown
Motto Heroibus solum

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Herowin is home to only Heroes and Heroines. The motto of the town is Heroibus solum which would translate as 'No "normies" allowed'.

Of course, having a town population of exclusively bullheaded type "AAA" heroes presents challenges. The town's largest issues are not brawls breaking out in the streets, but an abundance of rubbish and human waste that all refuse to clean up. Reasons such as "that's not my job" and "but I'm a hero" echo through the squalid alleys. Hence the heraldry showing three stinking fish atop knight's helm surrounded by a mantle of old cabbage leaves.


History

Herowin is a reasonably new town, established in 1048 g.e. Its towers are still fresh and bright, and its streets still proud and awash with wealthy heroes. A band of heroes, disgruntled with the sprawl and congestion of Beerburgh, took themselves and their new found wealth across the Mainstream river to carve out a new town.

Geography

Travelers looking for Herowin are advised to go southwest from Beerburgh and cross the Mainstream River. Here you will find this new, sprawling town. See the Map of Godville. Our cartographers have yet to finish mapping the boundaries of this new city.

Distinctive Features

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Picture at left is the Tower of Babble, where heroes gather to chat and extol the virtues of their wonderful selves.

Tourists to the city also note the astounding array of aromas at the Mainstream fish market, which has not been cleaned since its inception.

Please include in your travels a visit to the Hero Museum, which is really just a collection of high quality mirrors for the populace to admire themselves in. Still, the gilt frames and strutting of overblown heroes is a sight to remember.

The Mayor

Me ? Sweep the streets ? You jest ...

The mayor of Herowin (pictured at right) leads by true example. He is a vain fop of a hero, full of his own wonderful deeds and vainglorious appearance. He will always grant an audience to those who would stop by, as long as they remark upon his fine mustachios, his superb flowing locks and handsome good looks.


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