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A heart of gold is a random artifact found in Godville. A heart of gold has no use, but can be sold to a merchant for a high price.
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A heart of gold is a random artifact found in Godville. A heart of gold has no use, but can be sold to a merchant for a high price. Gold is expensive, so most monsters can only afford a small heart. This means that the monster is mean, but this gets contradicted by the heart being made of gold, so the monster is actually average. One particular pun about this artifact is:
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Man 1:  "you have a heart of gold. Hard and yellow."
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Man 2: "no I don't, I sold it to the trader."
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Man 1: "that's a rubbish pun. Sorry for wasting your time."
  
 
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A heart of gold is a random artifact found in Godville. A heart of gold has no use, but can be sold to a merchant for a high price. Gold is expensive, so most monsters can only afford a small heart. This means that the monster is mean, but this gets contradicted by the heart being made of gold, so the monster is actually average. One particular pun about this artifact is: Man 1: "you have a heart of gold. Hard and yellow." Man 2: "no I don't, I sold it to the trader." Man 1: "that's a rubbish pun. Sorry for wasting your time."